May 4 2009Goldie Hawn's nipple not as horrifying as you might think

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What's with you forgetting to take the censor stars off the linked photos???

I still see that stupid pink star.. Or maybe that's your asshole?

Please take the stars off the big version. K thx. What can I say? I'm a masochist.

OMG ALWAYS A STAR NEVER A NIPPLE.

Isn't that Liv Tyler with her?

That nip looks EXACTLY like a star! Incredible!!

that is a shadow not a nipple ...

It's sad that you are too retarded to run your own website.

If that's a nipple, it's in a very odd place

I think Kate just got unlucky and inherited some recessive flat chest genes. I'm very happy I grew natural perky Ds : )

Yo where da white girl's nipple at?

Maybe it's not horrifying because it's not showing.

Goldie is a true classic, who paved the way for other big celebrities who send in their pictures to The FISH, as well as the future bunnies of Playboy.

Congratulations on being such a big and bright star in the entertainment industry. Everything you've touched has turned to gold!

Randal

NO NIPPLE!!!

I'm very envious of Goldie. She got to hold hands with Liv Tyler.

That is NOT her nipple.
It's old lady armpit chunks at a weird angle with dim lighting.

ARMPIT
not nipple

hey stupid people, you have to click the full size to view it w/o stars...douches

definitely not nipple...

Theres no nipple there! Fish have you ever seen a real breast? A nipple would never be that high up. Nipples are located at the fullest part of the breast just above where it starts to curve under.

What a drag getting old, who ever the real god is have some strange sense of humor!

Hey I'm pretty sure Goldie got implants at some point. In her earlier movies she's MUCH flatter chested. And thank you #18 for helping out the mouth breathers who can't figure out that another little hand cursor means "click again, moron."

i agree..there is no nipple show at all..

Goldie has No nipple. She's still a beautifful woman for a sexagenarian.

Nothing to see here, major FAIL.

I think that Goldie Hawn still looks pretty good.

Even though there ISN'T a nipple showing in these photos.

Have you really seen a nipple in those pictures ? Really ... you need glasses or a good blow job ... those pictures are showing no nipples or breast at all ... sorry !!!

Even clicking beyond the stars doesn't show much nipple. It's only the upper outline, maybe about 1/8 -1/4 inch. Wooo, Superficial gets excited over nip outlines LOL

Dude, at her age she has a nice set of tits. Now those are some healthy jugs man.

There's at least half a nip. Look closer, people.

Also: niiiiiiiiiice.

Randal, I will cut you like a bitch

weak...your trying too hard...i was expecting to get hard but oh well..

for everyone who says the site owners a retard, YOU, my friends, are the mental ones.
you have to click the pictures more than once to get the big, uncensored version

Haha, I think fish's nippleometer is broken, thar be no nips here

There's no nipple there. Have you people running this site ever even seen a chick's nipple?

Uh... unless her nipple is in her armpit like a manatee's... then thats NOT A NIPPLE!!! Cumooon, perspective much!!!

I live right next to the Grammercy park hotel. Its right next to the school for the blind. this leads me to believe that somehow, somewhere, there is a god.

I'm not sure why people fail to see it but yup, that IS a nipple.

Nipple/Schnipple you know that she's what? Like 85-years old, right?

You get me a shot of Jenna Fischer's nipples and we'll talk.

I can't believe people are debating whether or not those are implants when you can clearly see the huge shiny implant scars on her right one.

There is no nipple there, she'd have some fucked up tits if her nipple was clear up to her armpit.

@# 40. Those are stretchmarks, NOT Implant scars.

G I L F

Click on my name!!!!

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where the HELL do you think the nipple is?
there is nothing there

the nipple is further down,
go watch some porn
moron ;)

I want to see NIPPLE.

STARZ are in DA WAY!!!!!11
LOLZ wtf

There is no nipple to be found in the NSFW version. Even if Goldie Hawn were 35 years younger than she is, that would be a freakishly high place to find a nipple.

Fish = Fucking retard

Clearly armpit crease. Jeezus, go feed your seeing eye dog, Fishguy.

but when she smiles.....................................................HIDE, quick!!

You have to click the big picture again to see the uncensored pic you idiots.

You are a fucking retard. Your post blow my balls , and your content is fucking terrible. Give up buddy.

this site is officially dead. desperate attempts at drawing readers in and not knowing what nipples are. just very sad, but we all get to laugh at the writer i guess...

Even without the star, Goldie Hawn is sans nipple.

I don't understand - is her nipple up by her armpit? That's the only thing I see that remotely resembles a nipple and it's more like a zit.

optical illusion, no nipple:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2a95ftj.jpg

That guy in the second photo trying to grab it.

Don't think that Kurt Russel will be all that amused!

Hoboola!

For the love of Zorg , I don`t see any nipples there. fucked up news.

She looks good for 60 whatever. But she looks like Geriatric Barbie. Time to grow up.

If that's a nipple, then this is in fact my cock, NOT a flesh colored tie...

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#61 Jesus, did you really tie your cock into a windsor knot? You are indeed my god. And also very possibly insane,

Take it from the owner of two boobs, that is not a nipple!

#63 lulz

granny got a little b-cup boob job.

Kurt Russell receive the decoration for bravery yet? id like to attend!

I'd rail her!!

Fish, have you actually ever seen a nipple? They are not that high up on the boob numbnut.

#68 Really, talk about compound embarassment. To get all worked up over a 60 year old "nipple" - and clearly not know what you're talking about. I'd say that deserves a star, but, uh...oh, well, maybe not.

Yo Goldie is flat chested, too, she had implants like 35 years ago. That's why Kate has no titties! Duh. But maybe she's comfortable with her body, unlike SOME people!

#70 comfortable or not, I bet she knows where her fucking nipples are located, unlike SOME people.

#63 - What sucks most is accidentally having it fall in hot soup... or knocking the waitress the fuck out when she bends over, blouses buttons hanging on for dear life, and asks if everything's ok...

#72 No kidding? I would have thought the constant pain from poking yourself in the eye when some hot babe goes by would be your biggest problem. Well, that, and derailing the occasional subway train.

If that is a nipple she has deformed breasts.

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#75 Can you tie a tie? Go see #72, you'll be dating for the rest of your life.

She still looks good for being a thousand years old. She dresses appropriately at least (not like that relic Madonna). I'd like to see a throwdown between Goldie and that old hag-the muscles are just gristle-doesn't mean she's strong.

Let me suck that & I'll die happy !!

There's no nipple visible on this picture, and obviously the star was placed too high on the boob. I think someone needs to see a girl naked first... Fish?
Also, anatomy classes work better than trying to trick intelligent readers like us!

umm no theres no nipple showing, not even close, not even a little!!!!!

yeah, definitely not a nipple in sight..it's her arm in the shadows...it would be physically impossible to relocate a nipple up that far

it's scary that the fish knows so little about the female form that he is now seeing phantom nipple shadows.

Wow, I didn't realize the loose skin near one's armpit qualifies as a nipple, boob, or even worth being censored and NSFW. Stupid me. LOL

I love Goldie Hawn :)

Ummm....that's not a nipple. Just thought I'd point that out. It's clearly just the concave little area where her tit meets her armpit.

The light is not flattering. These women should wear thighs, bony legs are not pleasant to look at. Both of them. And the oldest one should consider wearing something that covers a bit more, even if she is still very good looking.
These old hollywood exhibitionists missed the point: older people cover their bodies more, not because they are uglier looking, but because they are wiser.

It's a little known fact that Goldie had an accident while filming "Wildcats". Wesley Snipes was trying to catch a ball and crashed into Goldie, his finger tearing her right tit. Plastic surgery wasn't what it is today, and the surgeon reattached her nipple about three inches too high. All true.

Either that, or this "nipple" is a shadow. Asshat.

That is soooooooo not her freaking nipple my god.....wtf

THAT IS SO NOT A NIPPLE....ARE THEY SERIOUS?

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Goldie Hawn ... is ... goldie horrible

I never liked any of her movies. I find her a totally horrible actress ....

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Goldie has more class than yo mama,you HOLE

dude ur retarded thats not a nipple wtf you suck has a web master

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