May 14 2009Eminem wants to pee on Mariah Carey

first?

:) oh urination...

what the hells wrong with him? did he get a face-job?

Wow. Samantha Ronson looks tired.

What kind of absurd drugs is this guy on now??? he looks like hell !!!

wow. hes really skinny and strangely looking younger than before..almost teenager adolescent.

4--hahaha!

Who the fuck wears watches and CROSSES anymore? Get it together, Eminem!

Is this loser at all relevant? Why does he need a body guard?

This guy is nothing but an immature thug - reminds me of my deadbeat brother. I've never once see this guy smile - always with the surly I'm-a-victim-it's-everybody-else's-fault face. Mariah Carey is WAY too classy to ever have been with him - all you have to do is listen to her song 'Clown' to find out all about this little weenie. It's just incredibly sad that this clown has a daughter of his own. I feel sorry for that poor kid - she'll either end up a junkie like her mother or because of her "father" there will a pole in Vegas with her name on it.

#7 - does it have any meaning?
I mean, is it like: this year watches and crosses are fashionable and next season they're not?

#1 you a loser.

M&M (whatever his name is, stinks). Ca you say Wiggers R Us!

Samantha Ronson lol!

@9 you say "pole in Vegas" like it's a bad thing.

Personally...I'm seriously disappointed in his half hearted attempt to give the finger. It's like he doesn't even MEAN it.

this asswipe is a fucking cartoon now, does anyone over the age of 14 care that he is alive currently?

Dear Superficial,
You have made an unforgivable error today and this wrong must be righted!

In pic #1 he looks like Ozzy without glasses and with his hair either cut off or tucked under that toque.

Must be pretty cold where he is. He should try a jacket to keep warm.

"In case there's any doubt Eminem is the greatest wordsmith of our
generation... "

Kanye would take issue with this!

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What's with the Diet Coke..?

I'm willing to bet that Eminem confused Nick Cannon with Ray J and therefore confused Mariah Carey with Kim Kardashian. That's the only "celebrity" peeing on action I've ever heard of. That's the only way this could be vaguely clever.

@18 - I know....God.

#9

How can Mariah be too classy to have been with him but also know that he has a small penis? Kind of contradictory.

why does he look like samantha ronson?

Any truth to the rumor Spencer Pratt called in and volunteered Heidi?

Samantha Ronson looks very tired

He looks like a Who from Whoville.

Check out my name........nuff said!!

10--in accordance with the NAME of this site, I'm voicing my opinion with regards to fashion, which to ME is way more interesting than this drama in E's life. I actually happen to hate cross necklaces, and I think watches are unnecessary with the prevalence of cell phones. Don't care if his watch is expensive. Apologies if you wear a watch.

Samantha sems more depressed since Lindsey left. I like her new grey hat though.

oh crap M & M in the media again... I don't like Mariah any better, but he
is ugly and to look at his size probably can only pee on someone. So totally warped. It was nice not having to see his face for a few years.

Watches are uncool? Lol

Eminem probably did pee on her. Good for him!

-----GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT-----

Do some research before you copy and paste articles from Perez Hilton.

Eminem said that mariah carrey stuff on Shade 45 back in 2005.

THIS INTERVIEW IS 4 YEARS OLD!!!!!

That part is on the Hollywood Homicide mixtape (The Outro, 3:38):

http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Whoo_Kid_Hollywood_Homicide.m18.html

-----SUPERFICIAL WRITER... YOUR BETTER THAN THAT-----

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-----GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT-----

Do some research before you copy and paste articles from Perez Hilton.

Eminem said that mariah carrey stuff on Shade 45 back in 2005.

THIS INTERVIEW IS 4 YEARS OLD!!!!!

That part is on the Hollywood Homicide mixtape (The Outro, 3:38):

http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Whoo_Kid_Hollywood_Homicide.m18.html

-----SUPERFICIAL WRITER... YOUR BETTER THAN THAT-----

#31/32, it's YOU'RE better than that. dumbshit. get your english straight.

i love eminem, i don't care. he's hilarious. mariah carey is a nut job who hasn't been ok since like 1999.

That fag have aids? All skinny and shit... looks like he should be in hospice.

#33

thank you for the corection.

and thank you for traveling the interwebs, correcting you're fellow posters from finding out the your the best at what u due.

lol @4 and Em's diet coke. Why is he so skinny? Maybe he buys those diet pills from the same ebay shop I get my penis enlargement pills from. They really work bitches!

Ugh. This guy is my age. When are people gonns atop buying into his "Im A Teenage Thug" act? The man is pushing 40, Folks!

Someone get this kid a hamburger and some talent.

Haha...that's some hard ass GANGSTER there drinking his DIET COKE. LOL

@35 - The way you use the word in this comment, it would be 'your.'

English lesson:

Ex. 1
This is your house. (Your - Possession)

Ex. 2
You're a home wrecker. (You're - Contraction, YOU ARE)

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looks like he just spent a year or two on a coke binge. bitch is skinny!

Andy Dick got a haircut?

Once a douche always a douche.

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So Mariah enjoys showers that are golden. I'd piss on her too.

when they said "shade 45" I didn't know they were talking about MM's goal weight

That gaunt black guy sure thinks that he is white. What a tool bag.

mandm looks like he has AIDS or asshole cancer. Couldn't have happened to a less talented faggot.

#40 failed to see the humor in my post... SMH

Yo, yo, yo, J-Dizzle's back 4 da show!

That's right Eminem fans, listen to my beat!
I'll make you start to shuffle yo feet!
Eat some wheaties and get out in da street!
J-Dizzle ain't foolin'. I am rulin'
Lyrical beats, start the duelin'

Biznatches.

lol, Eminem is awesome. Mariah, not so much.

And aww, he looks so cute here. Especially the second pic. ^_^ Can't wait for Relapse! :D

(And to everyone saying bad things, I want you to seriously reconsider your lives. When you're so pathetic as to not have anything better to do than hate on people you don't even know, it's really time to get a hobby.)

lol, Eminem is awesome. Mariah, not so much.

And aww, he looks so cute here. Especially the second pic. ^_^ Can't wait for Relapse! :D

(And to everyone saying bad things, I want you to seriously reconsider your lives. When you're so pathetic as to not have anything better to do than hate on people you don't even know, it's really time to get a hobby.)

oops, didn't mean to post twice!

eminem sucks at rapping now, stick to producing. i can listen to 13 year olds with tighter rhymes

I thought this wigger thug wanna-be was done.

I fucking hate wiggers; however, this douche bag does make me laugh on occasion.

Does anybody still give a shit about this asshole? I thought this washed-up douche killed over years ago. What now hes desperately trying to make a comeback? FAIL! Still sucks, always did. Hes nothing but a loud mouth punk, talking shit and running his yap to distract from the fact hes a talentless loser. All talk and cant back it up.

Dear Eminem,
Please drop dead ASAP!
Thanks

.............BE MY GUEST, pal!!

He looks like Dobby. You know who I mean, with the pillowcase?

not impressive

more pics click on name

HE IS STILL LOOKING GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
HOPE TO HEAR MORE FROM THIS AWESOME BASTARD.

It's sad people like his "music"

Curios Case of Marshal Matters !!

WOW, he looks weird. I would still let him eat my pu*** though.

nobody cares. poor guy has no idea.

Why is he walking round with a bodyguard, as if anybody could care less about Eminem anymore, what a gimp.

SO MUCH ENVY IN THESE POSTS. What do you guys consider talented, lil wayne or Kanye. Fuck Off

That s it !!!!!!!!! no more f..Coke for me!

That s it !!!!!!!!! no more f..Coke for me!

Wow, what's wrong with Eminem? He looks like he's had a serious mental breakdown. He does not look OK at all. Very zombie-like.

EMINEM IS AMAZING. and he is NOT on drugs you idiots, he's back with a full album about his rehab he doesn't do drugs or even drink anymore and you're like "what drugs he's on" STFU. GO EM!!

ahahaha he pissed on mariah i would ejaculate in her eye

eminem is the lamest white wanna be black rappers out their i thought he was dead mariah has a killer voice and a great life and he still has this high school mentality..........grow up dude you old azz bastard

what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

i don't care what people say eminem is awesome

I love all of Eminem's albums, and I really like his newish song, Beautiful. I kinda hope he doesn't give up rap but I also don't want him to be "f***ing depressed"! And how can the cross necklace be all like "who wears watches and CROSSES anymore" Umm, I may be wrong, but isn't there some kind of meaning to wearing a cross necklace? Other than being fashionable...

Eminem is not obsessed with Mariah Carey. He is obsessed with being rejected by another woman who don't want him.

Mariah should not have fought garbage with garbage.

She threw him out like trash, and no sales or money is going to ever erase that.

Mariah get some class and Eminem go back to rehab.

Eminem is not obsessed with Mariah Carey. He is obsessed with being rejected by another woman who don't want him.

Mariah should not have fought garbage with garbage.

She threw him out like trash, and no sales or money is going to ever erase that.

Mariah get some class and Eminem go back to rehab.

This guy is 36...nearly 37!!? He looks and acts like an 18-year-old bully.

Yall haters need to shut up cuz none of you have half as much talent as this guy. The best rapper dead or alive. I bet 90% of the haters on here at one time bought one of his cds haha yall need to get a life. My man looks fucked up haha keep poping them pills.