May 12 2009Dolph Lundgren's penis (This is happening.)

sexy

who?

sexy

um..thank you.

um..thank you.

No, I've never had to wonder Superfish writter. We've compared our beautiful man meats regularly over the years. You know, to make sure all the steroids haven't shrunken me to much down there.

First!

I must break you.

He used to be hot.

What in the hell makes you think people want to see the douchbags dick. Just because you do doesn't mean I'm gonna click on that fucking star. Superficial, officially "jumped the shark". Your going to have to find some fine ass tail to make up for this one.

wow

#9 Nobody forced you too click on this photo.

@9 I bet you still clicked on the star. Lol.

#9 nobody forced you to click on the photo.

Dolph, you've performed in some pretty awesome movies over the years, (Johnny Mnemonic, Bridge of Dragons, Fat Slags), and you never ever disappoint.

My hat is off to you sir. You've kept your body, clearly, and your wonderful sense of humor.

With that said, I was wondering if you could swing by my house for some man on man sex? I've always wanted my "back end' stretched out by the biggest man in town.

I'm just going to assume you did click on the star. Why else would be so offended?

#12 No shit, he pounded my left mouse button within an inch of its life. I may have to delete the submale and gay porn that's clogging up 60% of my hard drive in retaliation.

Tha't's just nasty....my johnson looks 10x better than that lumpy bumby thing he calls mr. happy.

It's not horrendous. Not beautiful, but not as wrinkled and distorted as it could have been.

His dick is tiny.

I'm sure THE FAGGOTS can sleep now, folks!!

Mmmm... uncut....

I would have like to see this...twenty years ago. I could have sworn to God that I heard he was hung back in the late 80's-early 90's, but now...yeah. He used to be one of the most gorgeous men on the planet, but it seems that age hasn't been so kind on him.

And it's ridiculous how insecure some men up in here are. You don't want to see Lundgren peen--don't click.

I would have like to see this...twenty years ago. I could have sworn to God that I heard he was hung back in the late 80's-early 90's, but now...yeah. He used to be one of the most gorgeous men on the planet, but it seems that age hasn't been so kind on him.

And it's ridiculous how insecure some men up in here are. You don't want to see Lundgren peen--don't click.

I hate the jackasses who comment on this shit. SHUT UP! You are not the superfish, nor are you funny. Stop trying. God, and stop being racist homophobes, retards.

i think he is not sure about his penis. or peoples dont believe

for more fun click on my name

There was SHRINKAGE!!!

Looks like a turtle's head starting to pop out of his shell. Funny.

he's probably a GROWER not a SHOWER

Okay, The Superficial is not just for horny guys. So all those douche bags always complaining whenever some mancandy is posted need to shut the hell up. More penis, say the ladies. More!

Honestly, very few guys look good when flaccid. You guys KNOW this. If you think you know a guy who does and is a celeb, put it through to SuperFish. I'm sure he wants to do a theme or something.

Considering some of the penile horror we've been put through and the comments on this article...I was expecting a lot worse.

I find the fact that he "trims the hedges" at his age more surprising than anything else. Also respect that he's looked after the rest of him. Even more moptivation to keep going to the gym.

Well at least now we know for sure, Dolph's definitely NOT a filthy JEW :O)

#24 Let's see now - you rant against racists and homophobes by using the name of the Lord in vain and refering to people as "retards". Interesting.

He was sooooo damn sexy back in his day.

it's surprisingly less gross than his body

OMG!! that´s a hmmm penis.

ohhh yeah. finally. you can see his balls in punisher. but now this.

i love dolph.

showdown in little tokyo is an awesome movie.

i peeked

#36 Your are so right...Showdown in Little Tokyo and Punisher...classic movies

I'll just bet that Randal has let Dolph's "Drago" push his tonsils back more than a few times, eh?

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Looks just like a penis except smaller....

That's some girthy man meat he's got there.

When erect, that'd be thick enough for most size queens.

Eww! His belly is keeping his weenie dry!

Yummo! Could do with less manscaping there. Nothing wrong with a bit of fur around the trunk, eh? He looks good for an older man, definitely thick and a grower. Already commented on the same picture on another web-site.

where did they catch this Montauk monster?

What a tiny pathetic dick
he should be ashamed of himself

More penis, say the ladies. More!!!! - I AGREE and just so all of you men know: "A penis when limp, is not a reliable indication of size when erect." -Cosmopolitan

dolph lundgren is a fulbright scholar. doesnt mean he can act, but he's no dummy

For once I'm glad you used the stars.

Vomit....gag....this guy is so disgusting. Oh why, why did I click the starred picture?!

Nice bikini wax, Dolph.

#9 is clearly overcompensating for the furious masturbation session to this photo he just had.

Why does any penis on the internet which is shorter than half a foot automatically have wits saying that it's small?

That's a pretty damn fine knob.

#9, don't deny you wanted to see the Ruskie's cock. Sure, act all super hetero but we all know you dream of having sword fights in your mouth.

there is nothing wrong with that knob! it has been nicely tended and he looks really happy so i hope he has someone decent to share it with. Show more knob Fish! it makes the site a little more interesting.

He's hung like a My Pretty Pony.

#32 ..of course, because everybody who uses the Lord's name in vain is a retard *rolls eyes*. Put down that bible, that shit ain't real...Lundgren peen is real, LOOK AT IT

LOL @ the homophobic horny guys who fucking flip their shit because a dood is posted here every once in a blue moon, like it's going to give them Teh Gay. We girls have to put up with fuckin tits and snatches and Heidi Montag's giant chin - oh I'm sorry, you have to put up with her too.

It's a flacid penis. It looks like it probably grows pretty damned well judging by the girth on that thing. Fully erect and this guy would make most men cry. He's kept up with himself better than most 20 year olds. His wife is a lucky gal.

I'd touch it. Uncut is best.

Taking into consideration the fact that Dolph is flaccid, that's not too bad. It's certainly not "small" or "tiny" and anyone who thinks so hasn't handled enough dick to know the difference.

So good for you, Dolph. Be free and nude, dude.

I m not clicking on that star,,,,What is that armor under the chest area, the Hulkster got that too, hope i dont get that when i get that age, i want mine flat.

lol @ 52

rocky iv will never be the same. lol

Actually it looks pretty nice! Considering that he isn't hard, he is probably pretty well-hung. I'd touch it :)

I'm a 35 y/o, str8 guy and am secure enough to look at another guy's dick without thinking I'm gay. His dick looks pretty good for any age and I hope mine looks that full when I'm 51. (He was born 11/3/1957.)

man I'd eat that.

Not going to look! BUT, what's news is the fact that Dolph Lundgren is going to be in the new Stallone action flick "The Expendables"!!!!!
Great cast so far!
Sylvester Stallone
Mickey Rourke
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jet Li
Danny Trejo
Eric Roberts
Jason Statham
Randy Couture

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Homos!

His penis is tiny :P and yes, i'm a perv and looked :)

HAWT! I'd tap that. more of this, pleez, and less Lisa Rhinna.

i think he looks great! I don't see anything wrong here at all - well done dolph's dork!

Just imagine... that uncut wiener has been in Grace Jones' pussy.

That's a flaccid dick on a 6'5" man. Given the scale it's probably not much smaller than the average ERECT penis in that picture.

This guy is 52 yrs old -- he looks AMAZING!!! Let's see some of you young twits look that good when you are that old. And his pee-pee is not erect --- who KNOWS how big it might or might not get? Looks like any other pee-pee to me ... well, except he forgot to circumsize.

This guy is 52 yrs old -- he looks AMAZING!!! Let's see some of you young twits look that good when you are that old. And his pee-pee is not erect --- who KNOWS how big it might or might not get? Looks like any other pee-pee to me ... well, except he forgot to circumsize.

Somewhere Perez Hilton's head is stuck in a broken, jagged, monitor screen. Good riddance. Thank you Dolf Lungren's penis.

I've seen a few in my day, and it ain't too bad. I bet erect that man would make me gag, bring it on!

All I gotta say is - Thank you thank you thank you!

Way to laugh in the face of the world's double standard!!

What's up with the 'I'm not clicking on the star' guys? You never saw a dick? Look under your belly, it probably looks worse!

I don't see anything bad / weird. It's not tiny and you can't know how it'll be erect. Generally, europeans don't get circumcised except for medical issues.

Wow, what a di..... i like it he is hot

At least he shaves.

for those of you saying he's small..i just laugh cause you all know you're just jealous
he has great gym dick. flaccid he's bigger than most , cant imagine it hard. and he manscapes! loves it!
thanks for posting the pic, us ladies need some naughty stuff to see occasionally as well

Yes please show more sexy men!! and definately more penis!!!!

:-D

@58 You missy are truly funny, good job!

Got suspended? That's too bad!
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THANK YOU FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've always wanted to see a piece of Lundgren's meat ever since Showdown in Little Tokyo where Brandon Lee said that Dolph has "the biggest dick he's ever seen on a man"
And wow, he looks absolutely wonderful. He looks better at 51 than most 20 year old guys! He was a man of extraordinary beauty in his years and that he still remains. I'm glad that he's uncircumsized. And to everyone saying he's small, it's FLACID, so how retarded do you have to be? Of course it's going to be bigger (and probably much....much...magnificent and enormous) when he's hard. His wife is lucky to have him although they both seem like an absolutely wonderful couple. But yes, THANK YOU!
Finally some eye candy for girls too....

needs a little nip/tuck, but other than that, for an old man, not bad

Hilarious...now im going to go throw up some meatballs I just ate

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Yep . . . that's a penis

Dolph club

The guy's 50 something years old, And is in great shape, Lets see if most of the guys can look that good when there his age..And he just got done swimming, So there's bound to be some shrinkage there...

Weird coincidence- I rented MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE last week (oh shut up) and as terrible as that movie was, Dolph Lundgren as He-Man had me licking the screen!

I clicked on the star 3 times and nothing happened. I wanna be DEPRAVED but so far I'm only DEPRIVED!

UPDATE: Tryed it again and it worked!
Yeah. I've seen better but I've also seen worse.
He looks damn good for his age.
He's welcome to bathe in my bathtub any day!

hes still sexy! please more of these posts!

Why did you use such a big star???

It's not as bad as the Heeidi Montag video yesterday, but I find it ironis that I had to click "full size" to see it. Verrrryyy ironic.

I dont think that will break anybody. In Big Trouble in Little China, Brandon Lee was totally lying when he said "you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen"

also when did he start looking like Gary Busy?

the guy is gross, but this pic is very entertaining. thanks!

It's not really big as it is sagging downward from the weight of those monster-sized balls.

It's not really big as it is sagging downward from the weight of those monster-sized balls.

What a world! Dry your ass at the beach & the whole Internet world now knows your bidness. Poor, filty rich celebtards got it soooo bad, makes me want to BE JUST LIKE THEM dammit!

Two things came to mind when I saw this pic:

1) Uncircumsized

2) The "Seinfeld" episode when George screams, "I just got out of the pool!"

Guy's 6'6" - if he was 5'10" it would look huge, and yeah he's in better shape than 99% of twenty year olds.

What...no comment from Randal?

Aw it's little!

I always wondered what a Syphalitic Disease-Ridden penis looked like.

now I know,

Why do people have to make fun of other people's privates? It's not THAT bad. You can really only tell when in action anyway. Remember, he is a large human ... that would probably be pretty sizable on a normal sized guy.

28: WORD! Grower not a shower, definitely. Fuckin' finally, some goddamn cock on this biatch! Nothin' special, but it's the thought that counts : )

Not Dr Manhattan

aww how cute a teeny weenie

Oh please. That's a normal penis for a man that age. Get off it, idiots. You think yours will be better? Probably worse. Ha-ha.

I'm asuming that he was swimming before the photo was taken ( wet hair, towel, at a beach ) that's a pretty big man sausage he's lugging around for someone after the beach.

FTP Scripting

FTP Scripting

For an old guy he is pretty built. I'll give him that much..

Im happy. Happy, dammit! Cuz they finally give us ladies something to look at and its actually Dolph Lundgren and not - say - Regis Philbin!
Most of us women are quite discerning,whereas guys will look at ANY chick naked and go "YEAH!" (didnt you have a few guys saying theyd tap Amy Winehouse on here awhile back????)
Now get crackin on finding the elusive Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Hugh Jackman nudie shots!

YAY....!! We want more penis shots !!!! We ladies are tired of the same old plastic titty shots all the time !!

hmm... i seem to be alone on my team, but i think he looks good for his age. He's what ..50?

oh shit ! i'm blind

AHAHA I don't know what to think.. It's something I kinda always wanted to see, but now that I've seen it.... that's the Punisher? Maybe he's a grower.

But thanks for the penis! It's appreciated by us lady folk.

Woohoo! Something for us ladies - FINALLY!

who is he?

Dayum, I didn't realize he was still in such good shape. I'd hit it for sure (if I didn't know from other pictures how cruel time has been to his face).

To the guys bitching at the top : Fuck off. This site is FULL of vag and tits, and *one* picture that might be interesting for the women who frequent this site gets posted and you act like scared backwater children worried that looking at another man's penis makes you gay.

Get over yourself. I don't want to see Lindsay Lohan's crotch, you don't want to see Dolph's wang. Tough shit. Deal with it.

I, for one, welcome ANY male frontal on here, and for the record, I bet that Swedish wang still looks amazing when hard. Flaccid penii always hide the true manglory. Not to mention the fact that the brain behind it could run laps around every guy who posted comments here anyway. In his 50's or not, he could still pound your ass to the ground with one jizz volley to the face, and there are plenty of girls out there still more than willing to ... ahem ... receive the same.

i think it looks fat

Dolph has a sexy foreskin which is the best way to go. He must be incredible in bed.

Oh come on its just a limp dick. Even a pornstar's dick wouldn't look like much when limp... seriously! I've seen some limp dick that ended up surprising me lol.. But his old bloated body is kinda gross. But it is nice to see a dick for a change! As much as I love the hoohaas, its nice to see a weiner... couldn't have been Jared Leto or someone hot, huh.

Oh come on its just a limp dick. Even a pornstar's dick wouldn't look like much when limp... seriously! I've seen some limp dick that ended up surprising me lol.. But his old bloated body is kinda gross. But it is nice to see a dick for a change! As much as I love the hoohaas, its nice to see a weiner... couldn't have been Jared Leto or someone hot, huh.

SHOW MORE COCK FISH! DOOO IT!

That's a tiny dick for a guy of his stature! Even his testicles are rather descended. Heard all these years that he was hung like a horse! LOL...what a joke.

He's in excellent shape though for his age! That IS remarkable.