Here's a clip of Denise Richards singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at a Chicago Cubs game Friday night. Then again, it's not so much singing as 9/11 coming out of her mouth and crashing into our nation's pastime. -- It's lines like that that separate ordinarly people like Bob Costas and heroes like myself. Read: They're hireable.
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Reader Comments
1. Dope Fish - May 4, 2009 11:01 AM
That doesn't even compare to the Ozzy Osbourne rendition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdwOoinuJi0&fmt=18
2. It's Me Fuckers - May 4, 2009 11:02 AM
fuck I can't stand this woman.
3. Frank Rizzo - May 4, 2009 11:03 AM
Remember when Roseanne sang the National Anthem? That was wayyyyy worse.
4. Dope Fish - May 4, 2009 11:04 AM
That doesn't even compare to the Ozzy Osbourne rendition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdwOoinuJi0&fmt=18
5. Sportsdvl - May 4, 2009 11:05 AM
Well, she can't act and now we know she can't sing. Looks like her only "talent" was getting Charlie Sheen to nail her so she can collect like $40,000/month from him in child support.
6. Kathleen - May 4, 2009 11:15 AM
She's just screaming into the mike. What an idiot
7. Meream - May 4, 2009 11:17 AM
This is funny. Hahaha.
8. EG - May 4, 2009 11:18 AM
No you're the idiot. It's MIC, ya know short for MICROPHONE.
9. Ruth - May 4, 2009 11:21 AM
"Past time?"
Really?
10. Pilatunes - May 4, 2009 11:23 AM
Someone who should NEVER have been a celebrity who just can't grasp the fact that everyone else but her has figured it out.
11. Io - May 4, 2009 11:27 AM
Oh.....my.....GOD
12. Objection sustained - May 4, 2009 11:28 AM
Owwwwww. Not a single note on key.
13. Ruth - May 4, 2009 11:39 AM
That was a quick fix... much better.
14. cutesy - May 4, 2009 11:43 AM
Oh.My.GoD
please ban this woman from television... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. Not Going Green - May 4, 2009 11:48 AM
I have NO sympathy for any human or voter of this state.
A well deserved prospectus of downtrodden debauchery.
16. Krassy McKrass - May 4, 2009 11:48 AM
I do hope she can do better things with her throat and mouth.
17. vito - May 4, 2009 1:32 PM
Fish, I'm gonna sue yer ass...my ears are bleeding!
OK, maybe I won't sue you, but now you owe me...BIGTIME!
18. v - May 4, 2009 2:17 PM
OMG she sounds worse than those cats at night.
19. Superbiggerevil - May 4, 2009 2:18 PM
Wow........
Not exactly Roseanne Barr fucked up, but fucked up just the same. Can't believe this shit stain is considered a celebrity just because she had Charlie Sheen spunking down her throat for a couple of years.
20. that was awesome - May 4, 2009 2:38 PM
I would have belted out the words along with her. Come on people, I'm *pretty sure* it was all in good fun and not intended to be sung by a lyrical genius.
21. AFV - May 4, 2009 2:47 PM
Roseanne was and still is a comedian. Her anthem was given with comedic flair. That you're too stupid to see that says volumes about your taste in music and inability to "get" anything. Dimwit
22. Turd Ferguson - May 4, 2009 2:48 PM
Thank God she tortured Cubs fans with that crap. But then again, they're Cubs fans, they're used to failures.
....Bwaaah-ha-ha! ha!....ha
23. lousie4eva - May 4, 2009 3:19 PM
That reminds me of when they let the mentally disabled children do something important to make them feel special...
24. STINK - May 4, 2009 3:31 PM
Yeesh. To shut her up I'd wing a $7 beer at her.
25. Basketball Jones - May 4, 2009 3:49 PM
I'd like to climb her pitcher's mound!
26. Malberry - May 4, 2009 4:37 PM
ouch
27. brian t - May 4, 2009 5:06 PM
This is your cue to print more pictures of a real baseball fan, isn't it? I think you know who I mean - the Charmed one with the Touch ..,
28. Galtacticus - May 4, 2009 5:31 PM
My eardrums almost busted! Who is she?
29. ctti - May 4, 2009 6:03 PM
Oh, good Lord. Even William Petersen does this miles better than she does. Gotta love the look on the dude's face at 00:26. "What the fuck?" would be the correct expression here.
30. anonymous - May 4, 2009 7:18 PM
OMG, my ears are bleeding.
That was PAINFUL!!!!
31. Dr McNasty - May 4, 2009 11:02 PM
I've farted better versions of that song.
32. gerard vandenberg - May 5, 2009 12:47 AM
As long as there are STUPID & NAIVE americans she has "WORK", folks!!
33. friendlyfires - May 5, 2009 5:33 AM
Denise Richards claims she did it for cancer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090504/en_music_eo/122050;_ylt=An7D2K51fXS7VkhG.BjUozBxFb8C
I once opened for Hole at Lollapalooza - thank goodness those were empty plastic water bottles - but I did it to make Courtney Love look good, which is virtually the same thing as what Denise did, so I'm down with that, and hey, I got a free Slurpy from Courtney afterwards and I'm not talking frozen iced beverages, but i could be.
34. boogermeister - May 7, 2009 4:05 PM
I like the way she holds the microphone