May 18 2009Cynthia Nixon gets engaged to a girl. I think.

barf barf barf

Love child of Chris Penn and Danny Bonaduce

#2 is spot-on

What an ugly dude.

Now if Cynthia Nixon and Portia de Rossi got together, that would be hot!

It looks a bit like Ralph Malph from Happy Days.

shit... I thought that was Rusty from National Lampoon's Vacation

#6 You're spot on.....Ralph Malph...

always funny when a chick's taller than her man

I think Cindy-girl watched a little too much Patridge Family when she was little.

And I'm super confused. Her being a red made her halfway hot on that chick show. But she looks blonde here. And her "girl"friend is a red.

Do the curtains and rug in two separate rooms have to match in the same house?

if cancer was a couple, this is what that couple would look like

"middle-age muntant lesbo lovers
lesbos in a half shell
lezzie power"

Congratulations Cynthia! Your happiness is well deserved for all the hard work and wonderful things you've given back to the world. You made Sex and the City what it is today. May you wear that smile each and everyday.

Randal

At first I thought that was Jason Segel that Nixon's getting married to. But they look to be a happy couple.

"So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men?"

-gym teachers gotta date too

lesbian chicks are supposed to be hot ... my p0rn colection confirms this

She looks like Rocky from Mask!
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/uglymask.jpg

She got engaged to her brother?

She got engaged to her brother?

She got engaged to her brother?

i just threw up in my mouth

All ugly lesbians should be shot directly in the face.

Is that SPENCER PRATT with red hair???????????????

Blonde kid from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"?

http://www.canadianshakespeares.ca/essays/images/BillTed3.jpg

She looks like Jonah Hill´s elder brother ;)

That's a man,...man!

We know who wears the chin dong in this family!

This makes my penis very unhappy.

Savalas @26....now that's fuckin' hilarious.

seems like Prince Harry could do so much better than Cynthia, but love is blind, i guess

I love her as "Alpha" on Dollhouse...

So lesbians were 'born' to like girls...but only those girls who look and act exactly like men. Nope, no psychological trauma there.

it's Michael Rappaport!

That's not a girl that is Colin Montgomery!!! Yikes

Wow, thats a combo of Ron Howard and Ellen.

Seriously, why pick a chick that looks like an ugly dude? You could just actually have an ugly dude.

Your honor I would like to submit exhibit number 1, Cynthia Nixon's "girlfriend", as primo facta evidence that homosexuality is a mental disorder.

Bless her heart she is engaged to one ugly woman.

Confusing. The bitch wants to marry Donny Most, but not his cock???

@33 I was thinking the same thing. You beat me to it.

SEX AND THE CITY REALLY FUCKED WITH CYNTHIA NIXON'S HEAD!

isn't he (um, she) Jonah Hill from Superbad?

Look at the IMDB pic http://www.imdb.com/media/rm703435008/nm1706767

I'd like to do a "dirty Seamus" on Cynthia...

Sex is not important in Cynthia Nixon's life anyway. I'm sure these two spend a lot of time walking the dog. Unless that is what cynthia thinks she's doing when these two go out together.

and fish, not only do they look like men, they are fugly men at that...it is just beyond me...maybe it's the best of both worlds kinda thing

I assumed that Cynthia was the butch one. I was waaay off!

Lets face it folks, she must be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat in bed!

Wow, this is weird on so many levels. Look at that, her "girlfriend" is just an uglier version of herself. Creepy...

Hey! Mr. Moore!

Whoa. That guy was my english teacher in the sixth grade.

We need the 14th century church back in power to relieve us from all these ugly gay diseased people.

Or current day fundy Muslims (oh, not supposed to talk about that).

Who gives a shit?

It looks like Eric Stoltz from that 80's movie "Mask"

If it got thrashed in the face with its strap-on, it'd only be an improvement.

Who has the male or female role here? Good luck to them.

This is Lilo and Samantha Ronson in about ten years from now.

Thats not a woman, thats Jared Rushton! Jared Rushton! Jared Rushton! Jared Rushton! Jared Rushton!

That's no woMAN, that's a hobbet...

Ewwwww!! What does she see in her?

"Based on my understanding, lesbians are supposed to be attracted to women."
That's a misconception. Lesbians are attracted to men, but men aren't attracted to them....so they date women that resemble men and share their neurosis.

#57 Just keep telling yourself that. Maybe someday some woman will be drunk enough to throw a pity fuck your way and you'll manage to get laid once before you die.

If I had to wake up next to that every morning.... Somebody wake me up from this nightmare! Ahhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wish them happiness.

Finally, somebody else asked the question that I have always wondered about myself. Why does a chick who likes chicks hook up with a chick who doesn't remotely resemble a chick? I don't like men who look like women (Well, maybe once but I was drunk.) Anywho....it is one of life's great mysteries.

I wish them tremendous happiness. I think they're a wonderful couple.

Congrats girl! I really admire and support her.
Have you seen her in the SATC Bloopers?
http://hahaha-havealaugh.blogspot.com/search/label/Bloopers%20Sex%20and%20the%20City

#61 "Why does a chick who likes chicks hook up with a chick who doesn't remotely resemble a chick?"
Uh, because she's still a chick, not a guy. Women aren't gay because they hate how men look, they're gay because they like women - and not all women look alike or present their sexuality in the same way.

Someone needs to put that photo up on Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

The love child of Rodney Dangerfield and the alien merchant trader from episode 1, the phantom menace.

anyone else seeing that?

looks like seth green put on a few pounds....

I don't know, if you're a lipstick "lesbian" and you get engaged to a woman who does her damnedest to be as man-like as she possibly can, are you really gay? Just sayin'.

I do not understand the whole "lesbian" thing either, when the supposed lesbians date women who look like ugly men. I know someone who has recently dated 2 guys and 1 girl (in succession, not the same time), and they all looked the same - she claimed she is "bi" but the girl looked just like a dude! It's weird. Why not date a hot chick, if you actually like girls?

I DO PREFER ANOTHER LESBIAN, folks.
...........a woman this time!!

she looks like a younger ron howard

@69 Because this way SHE'S the hot chick. Just because she's gay it doesn't mean she has to be attracted to femmes. If you like athletic and toned women who love to hike and camp rather than the Kim Kardashian hair-nails-spackled makeup-too much padding package, are you gay? Hell no. Everyone has a type they like - your friend is dating a type and trying out the various options packages. And no matter whether her GF is uggo (and I gotta say that's the worst hair I've ever seen on either sex) or looks like guy and you can't figger out why she'd be with her, bottom line is when the clothes come off, GF doesn't have a dick. Some people consider that a plus.

And there's Marla Hooch---what a hitter!

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I think that little Bonaduce looking dude was the comic relief sidekick in a movie I saw recently.

Cynthia shoulda married Antonio Salieri. That guy was a genius.

I don't understand why guys have sex changes to become lesbian women.

They go from regular guy who is attracted to women...to disturbingly creepy looking woman who is attracted to women. And they do this around when, 47 years old? Seems like a lot of work.

@ 49 - I'm surprised the censor didn't filter your comment. You said the "M" word. You're not supposed to say anything about them.

69 - I'm going to take a guess that hetero women who date butch women are attracted to masculine qualities normally found in a guy. Only the real lesbians go after women who appear really feminine.

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Some femme lesbians like butches. Yeah they do, really. I don't know why? it can't be a man but has to be butch maybe it's a perversion but its a good one.

i didn't know she married michael rappaport...

Wasn' that chick in the movie The Sandlot? Ya know, as the Great Hambino?

I bet she has the forearms like Popeye's and can last all night long.

actually, I can't tell which one is the guy and which is the girl.

errr, wait a sec. you're saying they are both girls?

who cares what she looks like
i'm sure they're happy and her fiancee looks like a really nice woman

female masculinity is hot. if you don't get it, too bad for you. also, for those of you who are so concerned with something that has nothing to do with you -- get a hobby! go for a walk! live and let live!

you're a fucking idiot and a bigot. they're both women. stop being a dick.

you're a fucking idiot and a bigot. they're both women. stop being a dick.

They kinda look like family

They kinda look like their family...if Cindy didn't have that bod...their features are pretty damn similar...just sayin

THIS JUST PROVES IT'S A SICKNESS....OBVIOUSLY SOME GUY RAPED THE SHIT OUTTA MISS NIXON FOR HER TO GO OUT THIS BAD..."O, I WANNA MAN, BUT I DON'T WANT THAT THING THAT HURT ME WHEN I WAS 6" ...SO MISS NIXON GOS MAN WITHOUT THE STICK...SAD, SAD, SAD.

THIS JUST PROVES IT'S A SICKNESS....OBVIOUSLY SOME GUY RAPED THE SNOT OUTTA MISS NIXON FOR HER TO GO OUT THIS BAD..."O, I WANNA MAN, BUT I DON'T WANT THAT THING THAT HURT ME WHEN I WAS 6" ...SO MISS NIXON GOS MAN WITHOUT THE STICK...SAD, SAD, SAD. THAT SOME WOMEN AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT NOT EVERY MAN IS A BAD ONE. IT'S BIGOTRY ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL. THINK ABOUT IT IF YOU HAVE A BRAIN.