May 28 2009Chris Brown sued for assault - by an idiot
Chris Brown and LA Fitness are being sued by paparazzo Robert Rosen who tried to get a picture of Chris at the gym just days after the Rihanna incident. Robert instead got his ass handed to him by Chris' bodyguard and is suing for personal injury, according to People:
Rosen claims he was chased by the bodyguard, who yelled at him after taking the picture while Brown was playing basketball, and attempted to run away, but an employee of L.A. Fitness Club allegedly "tried to block [Rosen's] exit and grabbed his clothing and body."
Rosen broke free but then fell down a flight of stairs, the lawsuit says. The bodyguard then allegedly "picked [Rosen] up by his shorts, and physically assaulted him," according to the lawsuit. Rosen adds he was "severely injured and disabled, both internally and externally," claims he was falsely imprisoned, and is seeking damages covering his medical bills and emotional distress.
Rosen, who's also suing the fitness club for negligence and other claims, argues its employees did not adequately protect him.
Okay, sounds believable. Except if you watch the video above taken immediately after the "attack," Robert claims full responsibility for his broken leg, calls Chris Brown "a good guy" and says the bodyguard was just doing his job. If I was Robert's lawyer and saw this for the first time today, I'm pretty sure I'd have legal grounds to kick my client in the nuts. Or at least give him an Indian burn.
Reader Comments
1. Que - May 28, 2009 10:55 AM
Que s-m-r-t (plus thug-like).
2. Deacon Jones - May 28, 2009 10:55 AM
Agreedy Jew?
What's this world coming to???
3. havoc - May 28, 2009 11:00 AM
BIG PUSSY.
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4. ROUGH Daddy - May 28, 2009 11:08 AM
What an A-class Mook! looks like being a fraud is lucrative, wonder what year is his Beamer!
5. Zimmerman - May 28, 2009 11:09 AM
Oh Chris... He's just a stubborn little kid.
6. Pat C. - May 28, 2009 11:26 AM
I'm guessing he got some medical treatment, can't afford the bill, and the insurance company won't pay for it because they claim somone else (i.e. Chris Brown and/or bodyguard) is really responsible.
7. G. Constanza - May 28, 2009 11:31 AM
"picked [Rosen] up by his shorts"
ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!
8. Firefly - May 28, 2009 11:47 AM
Was this guy just working out at the gym and then took a picture of Chris or was he a paprazzo?
9. a jew - May 28, 2009 11:49 AM
an anonymous oh-so-funny antisemitic ignorant retard?
what's the internet coming to????
you rock deacon jones!
way to go!
i can't wait to read your wit on immigrants and gays next...
10. RichPort's Ghost - May 28, 2009 11:54 AM
#9 - Gay immigrant jews are just about the easiest targets out there...
11. sim - May 28, 2009 11:55 AM
what the hell is the point of this video? guy looks like a dork. looks like he got what was coming to him for chasing someone down the stairs.
12. --------------------------IMPORTANT MESSAGE----------------------------- - May 28, 2009 11:56 AM
It's time to abandon ship everyone. The Superficial is heavily censoring comments now. It really is a shame what this site has become. If your post contains certain key words, it is detained for scrutiny. If it does not pass the test it is not posted.
13. ----------------------SUPERFICIAL CENSORSHIP------------------------ - May 28, 2009 12:09 PM
Rally against the censorship the Superficial is using. Comments are being POLICED by the obviously left wing PC writers of this site. If your comment contains certain key words it is detained for "later scrutiny by staff". Let this site know that censorship is dangerous, and will only dumb it down and make it dull and bland. NO MORE CENSORSHIP!!!
14. zed - May 28, 2009 12:13 PM
ha
law fail
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16. Dumb Fuck - May 28, 2009 12:25 PM
@12 & 13
Yeah, let's "rally" against a gossip site for filtering out racial slurs. OMG! We're so oppressed, everybody! I can't say the N-word underneath a picture of Britney Spears. WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Fucking mook.
17. Lola - May 28, 2009 12:53 PM
It's called a chinese burn, silly!
18. ___ - May 28, 2009 12:58 PM
#9, We get your point and it is probably a pretty good one. Just don't act like Jews aren't greedy though. Goldman Sachs? Israel?
Come on now, at least come by it honestly.
19. Jeezy - May 28, 2009 1:13 PM
All paparazzis are fucking douches. Get real fucking jobs.
20. what? - May 28, 2009 1:15 PM
Of course the monkey has no problem hitting a woman, and leaves the assalt on a man to his bodyguard. Brown is a certified FAGGOT!
21. Brandon - May 28, 2009 1:21 PM
This dude is obviously a monster douche, and #20 is 100% correct.
22. Colin - May 28, 2009 2:55 PM
The only shit thats being censored on here is the verbal diarrhea coming out racist, inbred, trailer park, fat-asses who have nothing better to do than type racial slurrs all over this blog.
Keep censoring those clowns I say!
23. Danklin - May 28, 2009 4:45 PM
Chris Brown works out at LA Fitness? Jesus. I thought that only formerly pregnant porkers worked out at that place.
24. Rhialto - May 28, 2009 5:06 PM
He should have asked to take a picture first.I don't like strangers taken pictures of me as well.I don't know what their intentions are,they want to jerk off?
25. Darth - May 28, 2009 5:10 PM
@24 With hot girls taken your picture you don't have a problem at all.
26. Ananana - May 29, 2009 8:40 AM
what a fucking fail...
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28. roy - June 7, 2009 5:16 PM
awesome! the guy got what was coming to them. The paparazzi just suck. It has to be one ot the most unethical jobs out there. What an idiot suing after he admitted doing it himself. (while stalking somebody no less)