May 26 2009Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini

first!!

1st

furst?

GROSS! Is that a rash on her ass?

eww this is gross. ugly titties and nasty hairy twat. yikes. i'm sorry but if she whipped that hairy twat in front of me id cut her off on the spot.

her butt looks like it has diaper rash

her butt looks like it has diaper rash

Heh, that looks like a hand slap on her ass. And as for you, #5, we'll see if Fish can find you some shots of a ten year old or something, mmmkay? You obviously have very high standards.

Did somebody slashed her butt and it scarred over....

Ahh a realistic women, with talent. Much much much nicer than seeing plastic, insecure, vapid hollywood whores.

Ohhhkay? It would be much more interesting if I actually knew who she was.

The vulva (from Latin, vulva, plural vulvae or vulvas; see etymology) refers to the external genital organs of the female. In colloquial speech, the term vagina is often used to refer to the female genitals generally, although, strictly speaking, the vagina is a specific internal structure, whereas the vulva is the whole exterior genitalia.

Idiots... how old are you? 12? Ever went to a beach, even? When you sit on something, especially rocks, you get marks on your ass.

I'm sure alot of RAPINGS are recorded now after seeing these pictures.
this because american men can not controle themselves, folks!!

why can't i see anything but red stars?
clicking on the images just makes bigger red stars

only french can go nudity like that like, also american, but in the streets...

fuck thank you #13

13. Anonymous - May 26, 2009 1:11 AM

Idiots... how old are you? 12? Ever went to a beach, even? When you sit on something, especially rocks, you get marks on your ass.

WHO?

WHO?

I don't give a fuck if she has hair on her pussy or on her top lip..this bitch looks UGLY, with her nasty pasty looking ass. I hope she laid in the sun ALL day that day because she sure as hell NEEDED to.

Are you serious?! Those tits look surgically implanted on a wax body. Yikeskeez!!!!!

Sad...there isn't anything attractive about this chick.

Lovely white virginal skin. Completely non-whorish looking.

Erecting.

That guy looks like Chris Chelios

Jeez, in picture #18 she looks kind of mean...but then I guess I'd be mean if I had a rash like that on my ass. And yes, I think it's a rash. If she got that mark from simply sitting on a rock or something then she must be a real masochist to not stand up a bit sooner. It looks like it smarts a bit.

BTW, a woman with skin that pale really needs to take it easy in the sun or by the end of the day when they come looking for her all they'll find is a 5-1/2 foot long cigarette ash on a towel!

She's gross, but hey, wouldn't all you men out there in god's own country like to be european for one day?

Going nude in public, staring at hairy crotches and masturbating in public.

We love it!

37 yrs old, I guessed about right.

@ -14 G.V. - that's those other people...you know, the ones the civilized world isn't allowed to scrutinize. If a womans nose is showing, dammit, she's just asking for it! No man can be expected to control himself if a womans nose is showing. That's just crazy.

NICE CUNT!

So fucking sad that there is no such thing as privacy anymore. Evryone can take their Iphones, Blackberrys etc and shove em right up your ass.

In a perfect worl she'll find this photographer and blow-torch his cock off.

Fuck this blog too.

Thirtieth

last?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ8zX-GZTvw

She's also a great singer, check out the above song she did in English.

I don't know who or what a Charlotte Gainesborg is... but I'd rather keep it that way.

If I wanted to masturbate to Willem Dafoe, I'd put Boondock Saints on.

Put more pics of Heidi Montag and Kim Kardashian up, or else I'll never visit this site again.

Ok, so she's an actress (just won Best actress at Cannes) but she's also the daughter of dead french genius musician Serge Gainsburg and singer/actress Jane Birkin (UK). She's a very shy and introverted person and will surely resent those pictures... Not a classic beauty (her father was well-known for his uglyness), but charming as Hell...And oh, that guy in the last picture is her longtime husband actor/film maker Yvan Attal. There, U have it all...

Trailer park jewels of the nuke-worthy wasteland called usa: Charlotte Gainsbourg is not your everyday plastic fucktard-- you know, the one with fake tits and subzero talent that you guys either bash with body issues or praise with "I'd hit this cunt" BS here everyday. Gainsbourg is an internationally acclaimed actress and a decent musician writing her own music. She's more real than the total sum of all the 'stepford bitches you jerk off to, so you need something more substantial than "eeww..pale..rash" blablabla if you really must leave comment.

I dont care how many people get on here and try to stick up for this girl, whether she is a 'classy' legend or not, you can't give respect to someone that strips down and gets nude in such a public place. that in itself screams out 'trash'. not only that, but jesus when you've got tits and an ass like that-- stay home!!

I dont care how many people get on here and try to stick up for this girl, whether she is a 'classy' legend or not, you can't give respect to someone that strips down and gets nude in such a public place. that in itself screams out 'trash'. not only that, but jesus when you've got tits and an ass like that-- stay home!!

She could shave that hairpie and knit mittens for 100 poor Appalachian kids. WTF? I though muff's like that went out with vaudeville.

eheeh sexyyy ass :)

#36, #37:
You must be really ignorant to not be aware of the fact that sunbathing nude / topless on the beach in Europe is not a big deal. People are used to it and it is NOT considered trashy. Unlike most women in Hollywood, European women don't lack confidence to the point of having to insert plastic in their bodies in order to take their tops off. This woman has much more substance than most of the plasticwoods on this site. Give her a break and learn about other cultures. The US is not the only country in the world and things are viewed differently elsewhere. And what kind of body is she supposed to have? Surgically altered like most Hollywood stars, or a fat body with stretch marks like most of the US population? I'm sure you've got very high standards given you are spending time writing comments on a gossip website. :)

Hello!

I am sure it is not her real intention to get nude in public, somebody pushed her to do so. actresses nowadays are just toys for some guys. and she looks good and natural

I am sure it is not her real intention to get nude in public, somebody pushed her to do so. actresses nowadays are just toys for some guys. and she looks good and natural

I am sure it is not her real intention to get nude in public, somebody pushed her to do so. actresses nowadays are just toys for some guys. and she looks good and natural

Oh It is not perfect in these photos, but nobody is really perfect on the beach it seems to me, otherwise it is a very beautiful woman and a very talented actress

see: http://www.lexpress.fr/medias/286/charlotte-gainsbourg_149.jpg

The truth is - most of the basement dwellers here would give their left nut for an hour with this chick. This is what women look like, guys. Still, I'd shave that twat before I put my mouth down there.

Theres another body type, just like her male companion id go skinny dippin in her too, to each his own...btw that chic is french she couldnt careless who sees her naked on the beach...

To all the boys afraid of a little hair....

So I'm assuming that you all wax your junk to make it smooth like a baby's bottom before excepting a blow job right? Oh, and you always make sure your nasty armpit hair is clean and fresh smelling and trimmed up right? And you ALWAYS shave off those stupid looking douche beard before approaching a ladies nether regions?
No? You don't shave yourself down to look like a pre-pubecent boy and still expect to get laid? Hm, well I guess you should all stop being afraid of a little ol'bush then, since you're all covered in way more short and curlies.
Oh, if you can't get over it just switch to kiddie porn since you know it's what you really WANT to be looking. Rail thin and smooth pubs? Yep, sound like you want a naked 10 year old boy to me.

To all the boys afraid of a little hair....

So I'm assuming that you all wax your junk to make it smooth like a baby's bottom before excepting a blow job right? Oh, and you always make sure your nasty armpit hair is clean and fresh smelling and trimmed up right? And you ALWAYS shave off those stupid looking douche beard before approaching a ladies nether regions?
No? You don't shave yourself down to look like a pre-pubecent boy and still expect to get laid? Hm, well I guess you should all stop being afraid of a little ol'bush then, since you're all covered in way more short and curlies.
Oh, if you can't get over it just switch to kiddie porn since you know it's what you really WANT to be looking. Rail thin and smooth pubs? Yep, sound like you want a naked 10 year old boy to me.

The paparazzi are the lowest scum on this earth. The whole media is dirty and a pack of spies that have been made legal by the fact that we are no longer are in charge of our country. The monied interests are now Anything for a buck.

"I'm a lawyah"

The only thing wrong with that fuzz muff is, it looks kinda gray which i know it isnt she look like a youngen still! Hey it may not be currently in vogue and cosmetic companies would like to keep it that way, but we all the truth dont we...razors are so expensive now a dayz...

this is what a real woman looks like guys. pre-fake boobs, pre-fake tan, pre drawn on clown faces, pre-lazer treatment. she has self confidence and i bet you she's better in bed than any of the plastic whores you all seem to love so much.
get a life losers.

I don't see a vagina anywhere. Seriously, you need to stop saying there are vaginas in any pictures you post unless the shot is clear enough that you can see their labia.

Thanks for leaving out the face pics, butter face for sure.
I find humor in the assumption that if it is female and from France its defaulted as an automatic fucking machine. What a joke.

She looks like a walking arm pit and I would bet her fragrance matches.

to 49 - I shave my cock, but since you're a fat bushy beavered lesbian, you probably don't care.

This bitch has more Bush than Kennebunkport...

@55 Wouldn't that be your balls? I didn't know there were any hairy cocks out there, yuck!

That's not that much bush, definately not 70's bush. What are all you people yammering on about, settle down and be for real.

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These chic's always love ass to mouth and she obviously does even with her own fingers.

Je t'aime?

non.

for those of you who have limited international experience, this is the daughter of Serge Gainsbourg- perhaps one of the most famous French singers of the 20th century.

This is what a real woman looks like, and i know that is hard for many people to handle.

She is considered a sex symbol in the thinking parts of the world.

I will let you get back to your silicone and fat women now.

"She is considered a sex symbol in the thinking parts of the world"

I do not believe the thinking parts of the world consider this walking arm pit a sex symbol, nice try though.

Maybe she could use a little more of daddy's money to convince us?

She would lick her own dried butter bean right off the tip and then kiss the stupid s.o.b that pulled it out.

How many "real" winners has France put on the world stage since inception?

The French should be speaking German anyways......

There is nothing sexy about these pictures. This woman has Holocost ass. Its like looking at pictures from Dacau from 60 years ago.

#66 - Fuck the French... although I do hear the word "French" is German for "surrender monkey"...

her body is shaped like a rectangle
gross

Why the animosity against France???

Oh! Americans...

I think that Charlotte doesn't need your superficial advices. She's one of the most talented actress in France, she's a great singer, her campaign for Gerard Darel was a huge success (the "Charlotte" is one of the most famous it bag in France) and well, she is classy, and apparently you don't know what it means.

You will never be the half the woman she is. Deal with it.

And excuse my english, I'm French of course.

These are lovely for the following reasons and in such stark contrast to Americans:

* No implants (Pamela Anderson)
* No fake tan (Paris Hilton and thousands of others)
* No POSING (Kim Kardashian, Paris)
* No stripper heels at the beach (what's her name)
* No inappropriate beach accessories like a headband and jewelry (Paris)

She looks like a natural woman enjoying herself at the beach and as a bonus got her bare ass photographed for the benefit of all you pervs out there. What's not to love about that?

That's more like a whip lash to me... She must have pretty bad that day...

I have a hankering for hairy pie.

Someone get me some dental floss too.

She is lovely and has a beauty that is over the heads of the majority of people on this board.

The women in America have allowed themselves to be bullied by the media and tricked into thinking that specimens like Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kardashians, etc. are what a beauty is.

To show a classic women to most of the patrons of this board is like throwing pearls to swine.

Many people would rather eat the shit that the media feeds them then to have an original idea.

It is so typically American to harbor a vile, blind hatred of France....of course that is just in line with the inability to have an original thought.

by the way, this woman has had two children and has not had plastic surgery of any kind.

We hate France because they stubbornly refused to believe that Saddam Hussein used his Weapons of of Mass Destruction to destroy the World Trade Center.

What has the world come to, where we are so judgmental on others? I think she looks like a normal natural woman. Don't run her down because she doesn't look like all the other plastic celeb out there. Shame on all of you mean shallow people.

What has the world come to, where we are so judgmental on others? I think she looks like a normal natural woman. Don't run her down because she doesn't look like all the other plastic celeb out there. Shame on all of you mean shallow people.

Pat C. - NEWSFLASH!!!!

Saddam Hussein had ZERO to do with 9-11 and ANOTHER NEWSFLASH!!

There were NO WMD in IRAQ.

Go read a book you, fool.

max - you don't like sarcasm, do you?

Pat. C.-- I'm apologize. One can never tell on this site. I will try to lighten up.

Pat. C.-- I apologize. One can never tell on this site. I will try to lighten up.

I think it's one thing to be tearing apart and scrutinizing the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian because they're useless. But this woman is talented and she doesn't go out of her way to be photographed everywhere. Leave her alone.

I can smell your foot and ass deodorant along with your Fart Fragrance perfume from here.
Go ahead and pump your fellow francs up over this walking armpit but the rest of the world realizes "Yep, just regular ole crackers there, next."

Speak German much?

Hey "chloe"... your "o" looks like a frightened smiley...

I don't think she's nasty because she's not plastic... she's nasty because she's not attractive. Get it? Now go stuff Le Twinkie in le mouth...

To the French, nudity really isn't a big deal... we're making a huge deal out of it, but it's very natural in Europe. Plus, she has a great body, so, I don't get why we're even making this news.

Plus, no one knows who she even is.

87 comments for this Euro trash?

She was only worthy of the first 7 and one of those is a double post.

WTF already?

So, wait, Wolverine had bone claws?

That rash on her ass is what happens if you sit in the same theater seat at Cannes that Paris hilton sat in.

I think it is funny how everyone is saying she isn't "plastic". There are women with non plastic bodies (Katy Perry for example) who I wouldn't mind seeing naked, even no talent ass clowns like Cassey have sexy natural body (minus nip rings eww) but this chick no matter how talanted she is, just has a gross body. I am not gonna lie I have implants and stretch marks and am sure I don't havea perfect body (having a kid can do some damage) which is why I don't go prancing around naked and if I did I still look 100x's better than this oh-so-talanted little number right here. And since she is getting nude in front of everyone she should be fine with being nude on the internet. People are just writing the same shit people who were actually there to see her body in person were thinking. I'm sure there were some people at the beach like "ewww is that a rash on her ass?" lol So all of you whining about people being "mean" (boo-fucking-whoo) must be too retarded to realize this is a GOSSIP site and should go play in traffic !!

I can't ask for anything else on a woman.... I'd marry her in a heartbeat.

She's simply perfect for my taste.

BTW #40 - you're my hero

50% of the negative comments are from jealous women who can't wear a bikini at the beach like this one right here without being mocked.

The other 49% of the negative comments are from fat men sporting a huge stomach, which should be prohibited at beaches.

And the remaining 1% of negative comments are from homosexual haters.

I like how her pubes stick out in pic #17. This woman is sexy as hell.

Personally I love women with small breasts. They are so fucking great in bed and can do well in ANY position during intercourse. Something a fatty can't do.

Pubic hair can be removed at any time. Or not. Don't see it as a curse, you American fat fucks. I like to enjoy both sides of the coin. It can't get better than that.

That chick needs to go back to her cave. Ugliest troglodyte I've seen since in a while.

@91 Delish has implants AND stretch marks? Hot diggity goddamn!

moar noods plz.

Pix or it didn't happen.

You can make fun of how she looks all you want. But the fact is, she got herself a decent looking and successful husband. Look at what Heidi Montag, Kim Kardarshian, Jessica Alba, and those playboy bunnies could accomplish in the love department.

Typical French,they love to be nude in public.

Who slapped this Montauk Monster's ass?

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wow, what a hideous freak. i'm young and beautiful.... WHY the F am i not famous instead of this nasty old mess. if i had a body like that i would drown myself in the sea, immediately. i guess having famous parents will get you everywhere.

@101
I can answer that question for you : she has a number of real definable talents such as acting and singing. You, while you can suck the hell out of a dick, do not possess any such talent.

Thus, her = famous. You = "crack whore to be".

You're welcome.

I've always liked this woman, but these pics are about the un-sexiest thing I've seen in my life. However, kudoz to her for the... uh, unheidimotag...iddity?

@ Delish #91

Delish: "There are women with non plastic bodies (Katy Perry for example) who I wouldn't mind seeing naked..."

Dn: Yes!

Delish: "I am not gonna lie I have implants and stretch marks and am sure I don't havea perfect body (having a kid can do some damage) which is why I don't go prancing around naked and if I did I still look 100x's better than this oh-so-talanted little number right here."

Dn: Looking for an honest, unbiased opinion about that? : )

@ E #48

E: "To all the boys afraid of a little hair.... So I'm assuming that you all wax your junk to make it smooth like a baby's bottom before excepting a blow job right?"

Dn: We shave off our pubes to get that little extra visual length that long pubes take away. Anything to get the soldier look like he's standin' a little taller!

Q: Know that old joke: What do you call a Roman with hair betweeen his teeth?

A: Gladiator.

chlöe @ 76

chlöe: by the way, this woman has had two children and has not had plastic surgery of any kind.

Dn: So what, you want to give her a medal? Britney "what personality's turn is it today?" Spears has had two kids and check out her shit! That woman, love her, or despise her, is slammin'... PERIOD. I take it you're French? Just because Charlotte isn't flashin' her shit out in public like Britney Spea... Oh, wait, Yes she is! She's lettin' the cooch queef au natural. No fabric muffler on that one, and that smell isn't comin' from the ocean! You take your clothers off in public, for any reason, you're askin' to be riddled with pixelated buckshot. And when you get tagged by said buckshot, you've opened yourself up to all the things that go along with it, especially if you're a celebrity, the nasty comments and all. This is a GOSSIP site, which does imply certain responses and comments, yeah? With that said, I'd lay down some pipe on this chick, like she was virgin Alaskan territory starvin' for oil!

@ Dread Not

Something tells me that you were not hugged enough as a child.

@ chlöe

chlöe: Something tells me that you were not hugged enough as a child.

Dn: Uh, tell you the truth, I don't remember. But it's never too late to start.

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To all americans up there, you know that you collected the most beautiful girls in hollywood, majority of american girls sucks, average european and japanese girls look the way better than american, when I am in europe or japan every fat girl I meet is fucking american, so ugly((((( so fucking fat, rarely seen here

To all americans up there, you know that you collected the most beautiful girls in hollywood, majority of american girls sucks, average european and japanese girls look the way better than american, when I am in europe or japan every fat girl I meet is fucking american, so ugly((((( so fucking fat, rarely seen here

Thanks Jules, Just stating facts.

Charlotte Gainsbourg is lovely and quite an interesting actress. I adore her in The Science of Sleep and she is also good in I'm Not There. And her skin has the most beautiful porcelain complexion; she is lithe and willowy. I just wanted to say that because it makes me feel better having said something positive since most people who post on this site seem to be so hateful and reminds me why being a woman can be so hopeless.

This american loves France, it's culture, and it's eat to live don't live to eat lifestyle..

She looks.. healthy. I hope I have that much muscle tone and lack of fat after I have two kids and am 37. Also, yes she's naturally pale - and that never looks great in a bikini. But, like most women, she looks much better with makeup and clothes that suit her figure.

I know I shouldn't feed the pussy fire, but here it goes. All you foreign fags on a U.S. gossip site need to STFU. I'm proudly American, and proud of my mostly European heritage as well. I've been to many other countries, and believe me, few of their females hold a candle to American women. Go to ANY college (heck, even high school - and chill on that, I'm talking about LOOKING only), concert, beach, sporting event, mall, etc., etc., in ANY of the 50 states and our girls' beauty blows theirs away. And to those that think “all” or “half” of Americans are a bunch of fatties, quit watching CNmotherf%ckingmainstreamN and come take a look for yourself. The MAJORITY of this population hates Hollywood and it's fake-ass Barbie dolls. There are enough natural beauties here to satisfy many. Realize there are all kinds in all nations, but we are a nation of many fit and intelligent people. “Knowledge is limited. Wisdom is unlimited.” Albert Einstein

Now, regarding Charlotte, average at first glance, but she does have a girl next door innocent beauty to her. And to those afraid of muff, try it, you might like it.

I know I shouldn't feed the pussy fire, but here it goes. All you foreign fags on a U.S. gossip site need to STFU. I'm proudly American, and proud of my mostly European heritage as well. I've been to many other countries, and believe me, few of their females hold a candle to American women. Go to ANY college (heck, even high school - and chill on that, I'm talking about LOOKING only), concert, beach, sporting event, mall, etc., etc., in ANY of the 50 states and our girls' beauty blows theirs away. And to those that think “all” or “half” of Americans are a bunch of fatties, quit watching CNmotherf%ckingmainstreamN and come take a look for yourself. The MAJORITY of this population hates Hollywood and it's fake-ass Barbie dolls. There are enough natural beauties here to satisfy many. Realize there are all kinds in all nations, but we are a nation of many fit and intelligent people. “Knowledge is limited. Wisdom is unlimited.” Albert Einstein

Now, regarding Charlotte, average at first glance, but she does have a girl next door innocent beauty to her. And to those afraid of muff, try it, you might like it.

spread your legs, bitch. daddy's got a hoagie for you.

To all of your trailer trash that want to shave this woman's crotch. You are pedophiles. You like shaved crotch because it reminds you of the underage girls you are molesting.
Or... You can't handle a woman the way she is naturally, beause you secretly crave cock. Take your choice, losers. The ones that are ripping on this woman probably sit in front of a monitor all day, jerking their cocks until they bleed. Get a life.....

Gotta agree, she looks good. pale but good, and I like the neatly trimmed bush. No hair is (on a guy or a gal) just screaming "I need a mommy/daddy figure to molest me to get off." and for those that like the hairless look, you're just a ped at heart.

Now as to the 'diaper rash'.....it's either 1) from sitting down on a bony butt or 2) the girl likes a good spanking before getting frisky. (I know I do!)

Say what ya'll want... by the time I'd be done with her, there would be more than rashes on her bootay... klap, hpv, and the a,b,c's of heptitis... I just vomited on myself.

Hot as HELL as Jane Eyre. You have to see her movies to appreciate her attractiveness.

hey number 37: i guess you were always taught to not show you peepee because thats being a dirty little boy.. jeeez
You americans can be so overly sensitive about nudity, or should i say scared. I guess you have a lot of insecurities... but being naked isn't something "whoreish" hello!!! we are all in true nature naked, born with nothing covering our asses.. idiot

hey number 37: i guess you were always taught to not show you peepee because thats being a dirty little boy.. jeeez
You americans can be so overly sensitive about nudity, or should i say scared. I guess you have a lot of insecurities... but being naked isn't something "whoreish" hello!!! we are all in true nature naked, born with nothing covering our asses.. idiot

hey number 37: i guess you were always taught to not show you peepee because thats being a dirty little boy.. jeeez
You americans can be so overly sensitive about nudity, or should i say scared. I guess you have a lot of insecurities... but being naked isn't something "whoreish" hello!!! we are all in true nature naked, born with nothing covering our asses.. idiot

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Hey, that book she's reading is Embracing the Wide Sky.

Some math wizard out of Europe wrote it, explaining how people can become geniuses through math.

...anyway, I don't recognize the girl here. She's pretty though.

Do you idiots know how hard it is to shave your pussy?? Like really freakin hard. And based on her hair color (on her head) she's obviously trimmed a little or she'd have the Sasquatch look going on.

She kinda looks like the girl next door who is a little naughty.

@125 It's really not that hard, why do you think it is?

Them marks on her ass are probably from getting plowed from behind. Fuck I don't know what y'alls complaining 'bout I've seen Hollywood bitches show less then this on fuckin' playboy and they's getting paid. . . I mean what the fuck! This girl splays her snatch on the beach for everyone to see, for free! and muthaphukers is complainin' . . . the nerve of some people!

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