May 27 2009Cameron Diaz in a bikini

Frist.

Washed up

FRIST?? I guess you meant FIRST and who cares anyway.

She looks adorable. Why so grumpy Superficial?

amazing bod, what do you bitch about?

Oh Jesus, here we go with the "looks great for her age" comments, to be topped by the "looks better than most 20-year-olds" comments.

We need some type of island where we can ship over-the-hill women who still consider themselves sexually attractive. I mean, other than Long Island.

There goes my lunch..

@4 What bod? She has the body of a 12 year old Alter boy..

bikini posts ♥

Christ, now I understand what Justin Timberlake didn't see in her.

She's an avid surfer. Maybe that's why she looks like a surfboard. Well, like the special models that include an acne-infested gargoyle face.

No, I meant frist, otherwise no dumb fuck would be trolled and correct me.
I'd hit miss Diaz btw.

I bet she can braid her bush... she looks bohemian like that.

I'd like to trade this thing in for something hotter.

How bout a Biel instead?

Biel is good.

What exactly is "amazing" about her body? No tits, no ass. Yes, also no fat. I guess it's true, for American women these days, that's amazing.

"TITS" are indeed for sale, folks!!

you're blind and you can all SUCK IT.

Hey Hash (#10),
Who cares btw!

signed - dumb fuck

SHUT UP!

Every one of you screamin bitch-tards would hit that!
EVERY FREAKIN ONE OF YOU!!!!!

sorry, I think that real-sugar mountain dew is gettin to me.
i love you all... even fake robot daisy

@15, g_girl, do you kiss you r mother with that mouth?

All I wanna know is why the hell I am not seeing the shirtless Rob Pattinson pictures on here-get RID of all your other duties and get with the fucking program Superficial dude!

i would hit it like there's no tomorrow. then wake up tomorrow and hit it again.

She's got fucking fantastic legs to this day. Good for you Cameron!

Aint nothing wrong with her! shes still a hottie tottie ...the only problem is, id need something to gag her with so i can be spared that stupid laugh...

Yes, most men are horny and not especially picky so they'd "hit it". (and your point is....?)

No, she doesn't deserve to be known as a famously "hot" celebrity. Cartoonishly ugly face, complete with chronic adult acne, and a toned and fit but completely featureless body. The homosexuals who cast her in movies as the highly desirable beauty aren't bothered by any of that, as they're distracted by Tom Cruise's lawyers telling them not to talk about their latest "backroom meeting" with him.

Suddenly I feel my self esteem being deflated...

Suddenly I feel my self esteem being deflated...

-------------looks like a piece of driftwood washed up on shore-------------

i miss 'the mask' times, when she was HOT. now she just look like my sister without her makeup. but i'd still bang her, as I banged my sistah.

@22 I always wondered what you did for a living Rough Daddy. Now I know you are a Catholic Priest..

The Joker and Ernest Borgnine had a baby???

"Suddenly I feel my self esteem being deflated"

like Cameron's ass?

How ridiculous, it is impossible to like only a certain body type...

@22 why? she gonna laough when you pull out the two inch wonder worm?

--This is so unrelated but don't freak out on me,--

As I'm reading these comments my cat falls off the desk and lands on her side on the computer tower ((she's not hurt!)) but it was so hard holding in my laughter I didn't want to embarrass the poor thing any further.

-THE only time Cameron was hot was in the Mask,, she was SMOKIN'.

=]

@33 - How's said cat called?

Her body loos fine to me. Although she's ugly as fuck.

She completes my top three of ugliest faces in Hollywood

Plus I wouldn't want to nail her... I don't want her burping and farting all the time while she laughs hysterically.

Photo shop is going to turn everyman in this country gay. If women don't have plastic looking skin and perfect proportions guys flip shit. Sure she doesn't look as great as she did in her prime but come on people, its not Susan Boyle in a bikini.

@Hash-

Her name.....? Frances..........?

Now this is more like it! More of this and less PR favor/shilling for Bradley Cooper and the like.

Stop ruining the site!

@MaryJane,
Sorry, thought you were someone else :P
My regards to Frances!

The Joker face gets worse every time, but that's still a tight bod. I'd pound it until her eyes popped out given the chance.

@ 32 Hey mister wizard? theres nothing i hate more then a follower keep your comments to yourself...

These pictures didn't turn on the guy who writes the comments because he's gay. Or dead. Or gay and dead.

Thanks for posting a chick in a bikini that does not have a fat ass or big wide hips. These pics are not posed and airbrushed like Kim Kardaskanks pics.

Shit, I credit where credit it due. That is a damn fine athletic body.

I would never call her UGLY. But, the only time I ever considered her remotely attractive was in, "The Mask". Otherwise, I'm not a fan of her face or body. Eh, take it or leave it.

Any one who says / thinks this is not one HOT piece of genuine American female should really consider moving to California and supporting gay marriage, since it is obvious you are gay.

She has a fit body for her body type and it shows. This is her natural best wthout fake breast implants or liposuction. I hope more Americans start practicing a healthy lifestyle by exercising regularly and eating in moderation. The US is lazy and I hope this changes. There are more fat people than fit people in the US. Only 1/2 of the US students graduate from high school. Americans quit making excuses and get busy.

the lower half of her stomach looks weird.
I'm guessing tummy tuck.

Her body is amazing !!!!!! Perfect!!!! You FAT FUCKS ARE CRAZY. She works out and has achieved perfection.

these are the best photos of KD ever ... no straight on picture of her BUTT FACE ...

High school out for summer already?

@49

Then she needs to put that face on tai bo!

I've grown to really like this wench.

Most actors who earn their first $10m set about trying desperately to earn the next $10m. They give up their privacy, take on the highest paid films, and lose and our respect in order to do so.

This woman spends her time surfing, takes on more interesting and less glamorous roles, and seems like a nice person.

I forgive her breastlessness, find her physically attractive, and would like to make her pregnant.

Jeez... what happened to her?

Looks like cock doesn't do a body good, eh Cameron?

she got a sloppy ole ladies ass

i WOULD LICK HER BUTTHOLE IF SHE ASKED ME TWICE

i WOULD LICK HER BUTTHOLE IF SHE ASKED ME TWICE

Yes. really depressing. What a skank. I wouldn't sleep with her if you paid me. Yesiree. What a dog. Now what did I do with my Kathy Bates poster??

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Her butt could be soooo big if only she'd let it grow.

Yeah, underwhelmed.

What the hell happened to this site?

*is jealous*

She's at the Four Seasons Hualalai on the Big Island, near Kona. I live there.

I'd have babies with her - the thing with Winona - it is past - RICCI! DROP THE BRICK! OOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

she is cute, I like her

she is cute, I like her

that' cool

I like her body. When the bikini in her body look very sexy.

@ 5 shut up with all that nonsense. Cameron is doing her thing, and obviously keeping herself in shape.

Ah. I guess the haircut was fake. She doesn't care about that kid! It's all lies!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1021114/Theres-different-Mary--shes-baldie.html

I guess she is so skinny because she is slowly fading away....it's about time.

Hola!

Where was this Montauk Monster spotted?

She's great! I am a FAN of Cameron and I like her :-)

Poor Diet

I'd give her the Abraham Lincoln treatment.

Man, we certainly have some high standards here on The Superficial. There are really that many internet-surfing geeks out there that would turn down a date with Cameron Diaz?

I say HA! You guys are such a bunch of shit talkers. Sure, she isn't what she used to be but I'll be damned if all you suave bastards are pulling ass hotter than her.

im amazing how a woman can look good, but lack of any sexual appeal.

It's amazing how a woman can look good, but lack of any sexual appeal.

Signs of aging are appearing slooowly. She still looks hot though. Just that her butt is almost non-existent. And it looks cheesy. Cottage-cheezy.

no real ass or tits....you should have posted pics of said toast...def sounds more exciting lol

I'm sure the fat single women will stick up for her when we say we dont think she is hot.

@5
LOL, fucking exactly!

Yes, of course, you must be gay if you don't want to fuck a very boyish looking athletic thin girl with no tits or ass.

People confuse wide hips with having an ass. Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson et all have really narrow hips but perky bubblebutts.

Chicks like Jennifer Love Hewitt are all hips but flat at the back. Then of course there's a third category like Kim K with big hips AND a big butt.

Bottom line is, don't say Cameron doesn't have an ass. These aren't the best pictures (because she's moving around), but watch her films and see the bubbly goodness.

She'd be PERFECT if she had a nice big cock!

Lol @ 53. Right on.

This chick looks nastier by the day, but then there's no cure or plastic surgery that can fix that face.

85

The bottom line is if you have wide hips then you have a big ass like Kim Kardaskank and you are fat.

Well said number 53 and I agree with 85 too. Ppl def confuse wide hips with having an ass.

Seriously, I think she is beautiful.

90

I've always known the following:
wide hips=fat
wide hips=fat ugly butt

Surprisingly good - i thought she'd be all bony.

Mr Fish

I am worried that you will be responsible for turning so many young boys out there into a completely wasted gene pool. They seem to learn from you that only "perfect" (what is that anyway) women are worthwhile and sadly, I don't believe any of them will be able to hit anything even close to a hollywood celebrity with fake T&A.
I hope you are willing to take the responsibility of wiping out your own kind. (the kind of boys who can't get hard unless it's something unreal, like shauna sands body, who by the way is SO UNBELIEVEABLY UGLY facewise).
So..seriously. Some criticism is funny, but calling this body depressing, wow. I haven't got words!
Anywho, I hope these fat, ugly nerds cut the crap, grow up, quit their wow-account and start seeing real women. And by real, I don't mean overweight or ugly, but plain beautiful women that come in a shitload of different ways.
I assure you guys, hitting a "hot" celeb would probably dissapoint you more than you could imagine, considering all their flaws you would get to know on the way.

I'm also seriously worried for the state of your country!! There's a real world out there! GAWD I'm glad I'm not a resident of the USA, with the extreme pressure from guys who think they have an opportunity to hit it left and right, not knowing that they actually will hardly hit anything at all.

Just..There's more to a woman than her body, which I'm sure you'll all figure out sooner or later, being friends and having some common interests or whatnot is ALSO important..^^ I guess it's more of an evolutionary trait, the most picky might miss out on their chance to reproduce(read: No woman will ever stick to you guys long enough for you to mate..). HA! You extremely intensely unhealthy superficial people will disappear with time. yey.

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"Yes, of course, you must be gay if you don't want to fuck a very boyish looking athletic thin girl with no tits or ass. "

HAHAHAHAHA, yep. wouldn't us wanting to fuck her make us gay? lol

look at rachel bilson, jessica alba, or gisele. they are all skinny with narrower hips, BUT have a womanly body. they don't look like lanky men. cameron is built like a guy and looks 70 feet tall, i find that utterly unappealing!!!!!!!!!!

She has the body of a dude.

Remember when that "thing" used to be smoking hot

she's crazy hot.

good bodyshape.maybe best at hollywood

did she forgot her ass and boobs at home?
nice legs anyway
is an athetic body, but not sexy at all!

She's beautiful!

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