May 6 2009Brooke Hogan: 21 Years of Hiding a Penis

First?

She looks 21 going on 35!

second!

If I told any of you fat pot-bellied balding effeminate low-wage male commenters to lube up for me, you'd do it gladly. You don't just have "one hidden fantasy" you've got like 50. How about we do the one where you call me "Daddy"?

its sad when at 21 you look 40

too much tanning and too much steroids (perhapse she absorbed them in utero or something)

she probly smokes too

She looks like the guy from Saw

The Hulk likes them pneumatic.

It's time she let her handlebar mustache grow out

Nasty Nasty Nasty

Yeah, if I were her stylist, I'd probably not apply the makeup so that it looks like she has a moustache. She's using all of her formidable strength to hold back the effects of that Y-chromosome, so this look isn't helping.

She looks just like a very young Robert Plant circa 1969!! UGH........NA..STEEE.

OMFG! She has to have a 4 pound cock!

When I come back, I'm taking out this family. APOCALYPSE NOW!

Does she do anything for a living? I type this question with the complete realization that I don't care. But sometimes I am sort of morbidly curious about the lives of questionable celebrities.

i give it two years until she gets a full handlebar mustache like her dad.

She looks harsh and masculine, like the women who defend Kate Gosselin.

I wonder if Nick Hogan's girlfriend looks like (is) his mom?

that 5 o'clock shadow can be rough sometimes

OH. MY. GOD.
how old can you lookat 21? She looks like Nicolette Sheridan's older sister.
Also, flat ass, crazy tan, is that a new nose?, make-up... aaargh!!

Nick Hogan's girlfriend is named after the porn star, Christy Canyon, but he nicknamed her "Grand" in honor of John Graziano.

I love thick women, a true ......."BUTTERFACE"

Did she just have work done or something? Her face looks totally different!

Did she just have work done or something? Her face looks totally different!

I agree with #5...she basically looks just like her mom. That whole family needs to lay off the tanning and peroxide.

Dear god thats..thats just aweful. (vomit)

Wow! She is only 21? What is she doing to herself to look like she is in her early 40's?

Her testosterone levels are probably thru the roof. What made Hulk a fucking maniac is slowly thurning his offspring into the next Carrot Top face.

Oh well, I'd still fuck both of them without a hesitation.

Yeah, they made her facial features look super harsh. She looks clownish, like a 4 yr. old girl did her make-up for her.

Jennifer McDaniel looks naturally ugly here.

I would be offended if I was Hulk's girlfriend being referred to as his daughter's clone, shes about 50x better looking

She looks a lot older then 21 but she's still built like a stallion. Hotter then anyone I've ever been with.

She looks a lot older then 21 but she's still built like a stallion. Hotter then anyone I've ever been with.

That's a MAN Baby!

OMFG! She seriously looks like a drag queen. Fire your stylist immediately Brooke. I've never seen her look so fucking manly.

I see America's hilly billy clowns are on display again.

I forgot to mention...What the super fuck?!

shes 23 going on 24!

Why is it that all men who try to look like women always look like old hags. I would like to see this guy fight the other guy that tries to look like a women, you know the one...Serena Williams. Two muscled up dudes with tits.

damn tranny.

Looks like Brooke is more into that kiss than the girlfriend. blehhhhh...............

Wow...pretty scary. Didn't she look in a mirror after her makeup was done? Someone should've said something.

so very hideous.

I wonder what would happen if she was given a good does of LSD and locked alone in a brightly lit room full of mirrors for the duration of her trip.

Duh, I meant dose.

I hope I'm not compromising my journalistic neutrality, but
DAMN! THAT IS A MAN!

Love the boobs, hate the tan. The contrast of the dark tan against the light blonde hair looks odd somehow.

Love the boobs, hate the tan. The contrast of the dark tan against the light blonde hair looks odd somehow.

She kind of looks like the She Creature from the 1956 horror movie.

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that double kiss pic is all kinds of wrong.

Since her mother left,her masculin hormones took over.

Awwww, she's only 21?? So sad.

This is the proof that kids need female- and male-rolemodels to have their hormones tickled.

I'd still hit it. Is that bad?

21? For real?
I thought she was at least 35.

Bleach blonde hair, orange fake tan and too much makeup looks really tacky and ages her.

I don't think it's bad in a bedroom with dimmed lights.

Ewww she looks like a man.... and so does the other one.. how can you tell??

In this unverse it's all about balance.Dark and light,good and bad,female and male and so on.

What a damn shame! Shes more of a man then her bro' .

where did they part the doublewide?

Yikes - that tan is NOT helping her look good. She looks like a crinkly alligator!

why does the skin on american women look like leather shoes?

She's orange.

I am seriously convinced that that is not her unless she has had some work done to look different and it made her look more manly. Are we sure it isnt a joke/body double?

I am seriously convinced that that is not her unless she has had some work done to look different and it made her look more manly. Are we sure it isnt a joke/body double?

*double take* is that 5 oclock shadow? This is the worst pic of her yet.

HOLLY COW!!! She is aging HORRIBLY! Poor girl, she looks like she is turning 40 :(

She looks like an over -baked 50 year old with horrible hair extensions and a dress way to small for her man size body. These folks are pathetic white trash.

21? No way!

she looks like a 40 year old tranny.

"That's a HUGE bitch!"

35??? you guys are way too generous. I know 45 y/o at my gym that looks younger than that.

I wasnt looking at Brooke...

Its a man baby!

I CAN NOT BELIEVE how OLD she looks!!!!! White hair, orange skin, horrible makeup, huge fake implants, fake nails, cheap looking clothes, ugh! Some body needs to step in.

Damn, dude, Herve Leger's dresses are EVERYWHERE lately!

What the fuck happened to this chick's face?? Did she have some nip tuck shit done to make her look more like her mother or what?? It doesn't even look like her...

Eeeeeuuuwwww. Just Eeeeeuuuwwww. She's Daddy's little girl, all right.

Ugh, some of those views make Joan Rivers look good. And I wonder how Nick feels, knowing that his sister has a bigger cock than his. Bet on it, he knows this all too well.

OMFG, that looks like my ex with a wig and makeup. He lied, he never told me he was really Brooke Hogan. No wonder we never even made it to 1st base.

I just can't get over how OLD she looks... damn. Early 40s at least!

She looks exactly like the SAW puppet in the main picture

I guess I'm not the only one that thinks Brooke has a manly face. If she is 21 and keeps tanning, her face will look like and old boot by the time she reaches 40.

When the lights are low at the Hogan household, can Hulk tell them apart?

yeah she looks like a dude but look at her dad who can blame her...I would be more surprised if she didn't look like a man

There is NO WAY she's 21... or female.

loi really thought she was nearing 35-40.

Her five minutes were up four years ago, NOW WE KNOW FOSHOW !

WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON LOOKING LIKE A CLOWN?!

.......................THIRTY NINE YEARS!!!
(how he did it, folks?)

#6 You are right on Its THe GUY FROM SAW

Brooke, Fire everyone who put you together and everyone who let you out of the house that night! Too much. WAY too much. Tan, boobs,hair. All wrong. Unless you were working later in your white stripper heels to make money . (Your Dad's gonna need it.) Your Moms boy toys don't come cheap! Good luck with your career. I'm sure I'll see you in Playboy soon, If not, Hustler is always looking for whores.

That bitch aint no fuckin 21! That bitch don't look a day over 40...what the fuck!
Dam ugly white bitches don't age well at all...don't get mad...I'm just saying...
Fuck you all!!!

Such a plain Jane face, Not special

He is the oldest look 21 year old I have ever seen. I think what he needs is more makeup. Wait. Is that possible?

See how old his faggot wigger brother looks. That idiot is like 19 and looks 45. Nice job shooting up all those years Hulk. That faggot son tries WAY too hard.

Man this guy really had some good surgery done, it's even difficult to see his adam's apple!!

She looks wayyyyy older! That fake tan makes her look ugly.

Dang, Brooke! If she lost the tan and the bleach, she probably wouldn't look so...contrived. That California Barbie thing is not feelin her at all. Her feautures, in and of themselves, aren't that bad.

She looks like a 40 year old African American tranny... oops my bad Ru Paul is actually much younger looking and way better looking... much more feminine than this poor girl (I use the term loosely)

I'm not one to pick on ugly people but when you display yourself like this, your asking for it.... Can't she see in the mirror or has the tanning beds/ sprayer blinded her as well as turned her an unatural shade of orange...

Mr. Hogan you are the only pedifile I know of that actually advertises it in public. You are disgusting.

#30 &31 - I feel sorry for you... seriously... sorry...

Wow, is she 21 going on 40? Good Lord! Coppertone should use these pics to promote their anti-sun damage products...these images are easily the "before."

WOW, When did she turn into a Dude?? I remember her looking a lot better than that. Someone must of shot her photo with the tranny lens.

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21? she looks more like 43. needs to ease up on the fake tan.

"That's a man baby!"

Seriously, Brooke looks like a friggin tranny in these pics. I could swear she's smuggling a small Schnauzer in her panties...

But I'd still have some drunken hate-sex with her all night, fake titties 'n all

@ # 33...
That's an insult to drag queens.
She looks like she needs a good scrub (or shave the 5 o' clock shadow perhaps).

Blechh =[

It's like... her dad made her take some steroids in the gym, but it all went straight to her face?

@100 - No shit, by the time she really is 43 she's going to look like she's made of 100% pure leather.

Is she only 21? She's a strong girl for her age.

Look out for too much tanning.The skin is a sensitive organ.

Only in the Western culture a tan gives you status.The rest of the world avoid tanning.Foreigners don't understand this sunbaking.

To avoid that girls are jumping on me because of my extreme handsomeness i'm wearing this dark mask.Not because i'm afraid of a tan.

You would think that Hulk would ask his girlfriend to at least dye her hair a different color than his daughter, for fuck's sake.

I wonder if he still has that "aw shucks" look on his face when he doinks the both of them.

huge clit big ass and dumb as fuck
in spain we have plenty of them or sweden

Jesus. She looks like she's in her late 30's and a transvestite!

She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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She looks really old in these pics.

Her stylist probably highlighted her ass-chin to take the attention off her Adam's apple. There's only so much testosterone make-up can hide.

LMFAO The Saw puppet ROTFFL!!!!!!!

@113 No, really? I wasn't sure we had established that, geez!

She shouldn't do any more close up shots.

Fucking celebrities and their goddamn sideways peace signs. I think they're unconciously letting us know either their IQ or their age, because it certainly can't mean anything else.

shes just unfortunate.

FEMBOT

21? She needs to lay off the tanning booth (and the makeup, AND the plastic surgery). She's looking very similar to a 21-year old leather satchel bag I have.

I thought this was a picture of her mother, by mistake. Like "Brooke Hogan, whoops, ha ha, it's her mom! Let's just fix that..." And I keep waiting for it to get fixed. Wowwwwww.

OMFG......one word.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ditto on "that's a man, baby!"

She and Khloe Kardashian should do guy on guy porn. :D

Wow, is she 21 going on 40? Good Lord! Coppertone should use these pics to promote their anti-sun damage products...these images are easily the "before."

That's not Brooke Hogan that's a MAN baby! Yeah! *Grins with Austin Powers bad tooth smile*

Yikes! Too much makeup.

she looks so olddddd! :O ew.

she looks so olddddd! :O ew.

This is just too disturbing. That can't be her; no way. If that's really her, she got to stop whatever she's doing cause it's fucking her up. Unbelieveable!!! This got to be look a like .... a Cruel look a like. I remember i once wouldn't mine fucking her but this .... this is just... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a MAN baby!

Hahahhaa too true.

Dude...Hulks new lady looks younger than Brooke!

Dude...Hulks new lady looks younger than Brooke!

she looks like the muppet in saw

Wow, what's funny to me is that she is only a year older than me, but yet she looks like she is twenty years older than me..... I mean her dad's girlfriend is prettier than her. So for all you young girls out there that want to be so tan, take a good long look at the harry scary monster up above......

Frogman?

my wrinkly ass looks better than her face

my wrinkly ass looks better than her face

my god are you happy now brooke?? now that you have baked your skin to leather?? fucking ugly piece of shit...what a pathetic vain whore. suck a dick you waste of space. trannies look better than you.

I love Brooke! But the makeup has got to go. She should've came to me for her makeup!! I would've done it for free too!!

she doesnt look 40 but she doesnt look 21 either but then neither does lilo or almost any other 21 year old hollywood type

I'm no fan but this has got to be photoshopped? did the hulkster take so much roids people just being close to him are affected? she's more man than his pussy son

I'm no fan but this has got to be photoshopped? did the hulkster take so much roids people just being close to him are affected? she's more man than his pussy son

what a manny manny man man - this goes to show what too much tanning will do kids - turn you into a transexual mattel doll - i bet if you look real close she is a life size ken doll with a wig and make up - yuck

she should try taking her skin out if this makeup hell
i know some girls that hide their natural beauty in useless makeup
remember jelly osbourne?

50 years old? man or woman?

dude looks like a ladyyyyyyyy!!

She doesn't look loke a man, she just looks a hell of a lot older than she actually is. If she were late 30s early 40s she'd be a pretty hot MILF but to look like that at 21 is just sad. Usually you can look at someone who has done a lot of smoking, partying, and tanning and tell their age even though their skin is not quite what it would be if they had lived a healthier lifestyle. With Brooke, you can't even make that distinction. She truly has aged beyond her years. I wonder if she already has arthritis, and bone loss.

she is so hot.but hulk hogan is very serenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is my idol with christina aguilera......4-ever

She looks like an greyhound.

Wow, her plastic surgeon deserves some major kudos. You can't even see the scar from where he removed the Adam's Apple!

she looks like tranny

When your dress is giving you a camel toe, you know you've gone way too far.

Think Hulk has his girlfriend lay on top of Brooke while they're doin' it? That way he can stare right into his daughter's eyes, while throwin' his weight behind his motion, transferring all his intentions right to Brook on the bottom. Hey, it ain't illegal, creepy and freaky, hell, yeah! But it ain't illegal. And if the inevitable question ever does come up, 'hey, Hulk, your GF looks just like Brooke. Ever just say WTF and go for it?' He's got plausible deniability. They didn't actually do it. *WINK WINK*

Drag queen.

She looks horrible!!! She looks like she's 41 in this picture rather then 21 ....WOW

She looks horrible!!! She looks like she's 41 in this picture rather then 21 ....WOW