May 28 2009Britney Spears in 'The Grossest Story Ever Told'

Que flows of red.

ewwww! first.

if I was working on the set I would suck the blood outta her vagie and spit it into her butthole

She is so disgustingly fat. So, so fat.

I wish I hadn't read the comments.

Hey there beautiful! Glad to read you're taking time off from your tour for yourself. Having some space can certainly give one an extra boost of energy, which will do you well once you resume the biggest tour in 2009.

Smile!

Randal

@5
Probably because you're so fat and ugly.

then she could poop the blood into my mouth. then we make out and bang naked on a dirty bathroom floor.. oh yea!!! just the way she likes it

What do you expect? It's freakin' SLUTney spears, for christ sake. She's an inbred hillbilly retard with absolutely no sense of personal hygiene.

Remember last year, when she was still in her "I's be goin' wild" phase? 2 incidents remind me of this. The first one is when she was out with adnan the terrorist, and she pulled up her dress in front of photogs, to display her bloody maxipad. The other one was when she was on a Vogue magazine shoot, and was wearing couture clothing. She was eating fried chicken, and kept rubbing her greasy hands on the clothes, ruining them. She also used one of the dresses to clean up after her dog. Then, after ruining the photo shoot, she had the audacity to steal over $10,000 worth of dresses.

She's the worlds biggest retarded dumbass. Who cares about her; let the little possum tart continue on with her pretend singing "concert" tour. Once that craters, she'll hopefully disappear forever...

It happens to every woman at least once.

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I just hope they make her pay for the dresses... Or the dry cleaning at least!

@8: dude! now i have to wash my brain!

She probably inserted the tampon in her ass

I heard if you stand close to brit brit you can hear the ocean!

well, at least shes immune to embarrassment which is good...

- thought her menstrual cycle was in the shop

She's fat? Man some of u are delluded, or really hate their bodies? She is a normal healthy weight then again Hollywood is fucked up with image.

Holy crap! That's one of the grossest story i've ever heard!

ummm dude, are you writing to the celebrities here? wow I thought I was dumb. I am but gee

I know Elle is a women magazine.Don't they have standard any bandage on stock?

@17
She's a fat tub of shit. I understand you wanting to feel good about your own horrible, flabby body, but you have to realize that if you're fat, we're going to call you on it.

So stop flapping your jowls. The sound is making me nauseous.

I'm with Rachel. I really wish I wouldn't have read some of the comments.

Okay, first the "tampon dangling on stage" incident and now this?

God at this point even Britney's vag seems to be crying out for help. You were right Superficial Writer...they can talk!

Did you really have to share this story. Thx Sup :(

#19
That's Randals angle - he's a regular.
Think he's just takin the piss though.

Yeah, that IS pretty gross. But every girl has freakin had a menstrual accident at one time or another in their life. Granted, she should have been a little more cautious since she was doing a photoshoot. But come on, if this disgusts to the point of naseau...grow up. Geez. *Off to change my sheets, they're just sooo soiled in BLOOD* Go ahead, puke...pussies.

so that tampon string hanging out of her tour costume was a whole 28 days ago already ???? Time really flies when you're trying to erase disgusting images from your mind

Sick.

Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.

Sick.

@Botz - You're seriously delusional. She's gross & scary, but she's not fat. And your comment to other comments?... Well it shows you're the biggest fucking piece of shit loser I've seen comment thus far - even worse than the vag sucking guy. Kinda shocking and gross, but LOL, at least he's doin his thing. You're just an insecure shit. I wish you luck getting through your miserable life with that negative antagonistic attitude.
I guess it's cuz you're super fat.

Ted Bundy is the shit!!!!!!!!!1

I imagine Shitney the Pears sombrero-like bugina to be like a beheaded person in the Kill Bill movies. Spewing blood and eggs like a fucking lawn sprinkler. I bet she totally sprayed the photo crew.

That is FUCKED up. She IS fucking retarded, you don't disrespect couture clothes like that! I'll never be able to put on expensive ass clothes in my life, but if I could, there's no way I'd "forget" something like that! What a bitch!

I bet it smells cross between an old ham sandwich and sardines

#10- perhaps.... but it seems to happen to Britbrit monthly...heh-heh, get it? monthly ..hahahaha , damn i crack myself up sometimes

@21
Man you are seriously delusional. I'd like to know what you look like, because you're more than likely obese.

FEMALES 12-60 HAVE PERIODS. OVER 500 IN THEIR LIFETIME. IT IS COMMON TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT...SHEEZ

They do not make tampons big enough for that hole...

STOP calling her fat
STOP being complete idiots
STOP being victims of believing everything you read

even if it did happen, its happened us all. she's just the unlucky one to be in the spotlight every 2 seconds of her life. god i hate you people, you're fools. think back so something embarrassing thats happened to you in the past and imagine it being blown out of proportion as much as this shit gets. fuck it. done with this shit heap. i like the fish writer, just not the cretins who comment here

NASTY

It wasn't just a typical "accident". My cousin works for the company that supplied the outfits and she said that there were fountains of blood shooting everywhere. Seriously, it was straight out of Nightmare On Elm Street. People were crying and running around but they couldn't get away because they kept slipping and sliding in Britney's snatch blood!

Sahara: STOP being fat.

First gressy chicken now this. Insane, and to think I wanted to hit this hard when she first came out with her first single whatever the heck it was.

good one sonora.

well done

chubby, bloody whore.......

@ 38:

Best comment, ever!

You should write grindcore scripts.

ha ha has it really been a whole month since that concert when her rag tag was hanging out???? seems like just yesterday.

That zit on her chin isn't helping matters any.

I understand that it was good for your readership when Britney was a dumpy mess who shoplifted from convenience stores but she's not anymore so move on.

There are a gazillion pics on other sites of Britney in this same bikini in which she looks good and I have no doubt you chose this picture because it's the one unflattering pic from this day. Lame.

It's completely possible that one day soon Britney will go through another crazy spell but until then stop posting made-up stories and accompanying them with irrelevant pictures. It's old.

Where is the pics.All this talk about a bloody vagina is making me hungry. Did her rag tag have a reminder attached to it so she changes it or does she do like others of her class.....let it rot!

Is it just me or would anyone else totally use her Cunt blood instead of Ragu.

...whats that? oh, it is just me? Fucking puritans

@10: true, but not pass the age of 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just goes to show you that they don't grow them very bright down south.

Not all of us are lucky enough to be able to set our watch by our cycle. Some of us get to play the when will it start this month game. When your cycle is somewhere between 24 and 35 days, accidents happen all the time.

First of all, that has never happened to me in any circumstance. Who are these women that have had accidents? I guess these women cant count 28 days from the last time they had a visit from Aunt Flo so as to be prepared. Brit not noticing a string hanging out? Of course she didnt. Thats the biggest "no duh" since Bristol Palin got knocked up at 17. Oh and yes, she is fat.

Guess we all now know....Kfed got his red wings....

So why aren't there pics on the Net yet? The WWW is starting to back out on its obligations.

lots of girls do blood squirting from their vagina for their fans. britney's just jumpin on another band wagon for her fans. niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... i am a fan of britney spears and i like it!

OMG...I love britts but sometimes i wanna do this to her...and so would you!

Wow, men really do freak out at menstruation.

Granted a tampon would cure her photo shoot ills.....but still, it's so funny to see all of the men freak out over a woman's cycle.....would they say the same thing about a finger cut ? Haha.

Y'all are stupid. Girls get their period every month since the time they are 12. They know when they are menstruating. If y'all this is real you are stupid.

Y'all are stupid. Girls get their period every month since the time they are 12. They know when they are menstruating. If y'all think this is real you are stupid.

BOSTON BITCH, your name seems to be true. Who are these women? Hey, have ya ever heard of irregular periods? Ever heard of Endometriosis? Yeah, do some research before you decide to be a bitch. As if your Boston ACCENT wasn't enough. "BOSTON IN THE HOUUUSSSEE!" I hope you realize 90% of the world finds you annoying. Toodles! ;)

IS IT STRANGE PEOPLE SEE AMERICA AS A LOSERS'COUNTRY TODAY, folks?
well, as long as she's alive, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh seriously, whoever is saying this, if it's true, has issues...

Sorry to gross you all out but that happens to women all the time, sometimes the damn thing comes around a week early, especially when you're traveling a lot and stressed.

What can you do? It's a period, can't people grow up?

Low even for FSH... get a fucking life.

Oh seriously, whoever is saying this, if it's true, has issues...

Sorry to gross you all out but that happens to women all the time, sometimes the damn thing comes around a week early, especially when you're traveling a lot and stressed.

What can you do? It's a period, can't people grow up?

Low even for FSH... get a fucking life.

To #38 -

Blood shooting out from her?

That does not happen. How old are you? If there is blood shooting out of a vagina, EVER - there'd be ambulances everywhere... That's the STUPIDEST thing I've ever heard.

Irony.

#30 made me laugh so hard I got coffee on my screen...

it's okay to call someone f*cking retarded, but don't you DARE disrespect the couture clothes, BYOTCH!

why does it happen to american girls? ? ?

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this and nail paint coming off. ugh

I have to laugh at the women on here who are on the defensive.
Yes we know women have accidents but when was the last time you heard of this?
If someone had wet themselves would you be on the defensive then or laughing at them for being so stupid?
Lots of women have a slight grasp of their monthly cycle but Shitney doesn't.
The tampon string on stage, the other bloody tampon incident, this.
She's just careless.

Er, I'm a woman, and contrary to what bizarre popular belief might imply, We don't gush like a NYC fire hydrant that's been turned on in August. Someone read too much Fangoria as a kid. That said, Even if you get 'caught out' unawares by an early one, what the hell?! You don't know it's happening? Seriously. You're either on a shit load of drugs or you're a trashy redneck who knows she's rich enough that no one's going to say you're an unhygenic poor excuse for a woman to your face, because they're too busy telling you how great you are. Oh, wait.

@68

Total agreement, this shows great lack of self awareness and hygiene on Brits part no excuses please ladies. She is just nasty. She is old enough now to recognize the variety of signals.The woman just didn't give a shit. NO EXCUSES. Straight up disgusting!!!

NO NO NO NO NO!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE??? What the fuck britney spears, SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

@ #9: jesus.... she is so disgusting. who the fuck in their right mind would put her in ELLE??? and VOGUE???

can't you bitches go to a doctor and get it fixed or something. No man should have too put up with this crap. Probably why Chris Brown had to discipline Rihanna...the stuff messed up his car seat.

Reports said she in fact did have a tampon on but, being akin to sopping up a tsunami with a paper towel, its effects were negligable. Her handlers have purchased a case of Fram oil filters and have had reasonable success avoiding a repeat of the Cajun red tide...

Part II of the tampon popping performance now on YouTube. I guess having her kootchie overused means she needs more than a tampon...

@71 : You are as common as dirt, I am afraid, and for that I pity you. With a push of a button you just proved that yet another one of your type walks the earth. With an outlook like that I am sure the ladies are lined up at your door. Have fun growing old alone.

I will never understand why people try and defend behavior such as Britney's. Not all cycles come on like clockwork, but you have an ETA for your period. It's called forethought - you have the info but refuse to use it? Sure sign of someone being at the bottom of the food chain. Natural selection's a bitch...be careful crossing roads and such, Brit.

Hey I really don't think she planned on having such an embarrassing moment, nor should it have been splattered all over the internet anyway. All you women who seem to scheduale your periods and tell them when to come and go, how much to flow, and when not to be inconvienient really need to share with the resto of us your secret. As I age, it actually is less predictable, heavier and yes gushes do happen. For some women this is not a "condition" that can be controled. Maybe she is taking medicine that can induce heaver periods. Women who refer to her as gross are sending all women back a hundred years. You are the ones who are gross.

Hey I really don't think she planned on having such an embarrassing moment, nor should it have been splattered all over the internet anyway. All you women who seem to scheduale your periods and tell them when to come and go, how much to flow, and when not to be inconvienient really need to share with the resto of us your secret. As I age, it actually is less predictable, heavier and yes gushes do happen. For some women this is not a "condition" that can be controled. Maybe she is taking medicine that can induce heaver periods. Women who refer to her as gross are sending all women back a hundred years. You are the ones who are gross.

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@74: You better watch your mouth bitch before I punch you in your bleeding cunt again.

It's completely natural ya'll. Ya'll disrespecting a woman's right to spray blood over couture clothes? What's the biggie ya'll? We all have an accident once in a while.

The dresses will probably be on ebay and you can lick them dry. And if you like the taste, you can get back to me, I have a cycle coming up too and my juices taste like golden gravy. Hop on board ya'll.

Actually I have come to realize there is no such thing as the 'time of the month'.

My periods have been irregular forever, and will probably continue to be that way, that means I don't know when they will come during each month. I wanted to get put on birth control pills to make them regular, but when I researched them found out that some of them make things even worse. For example, the shot, can make you bleed almost constantly, and basically most pills apart from the ones that have a high risk of heart attacks cause you to randomly bleed so... she has my sympathy. Nothing else. Most women do not want birth control that makes you have no periods, as you always worry you may be pregnant.

What a bullshit story from some gossiper. Anyway, most women leak at some point. Just hopefully it happens when they are in their house. For someone on the go and around gossiping bitches all the time, it will be hard to keep these normal things quiet

Furthermore you do get PMS symptoms but mine last a week to 2 weeks sometimes, which means I sometimes expect it for an entire week, so 'prepare' but it doesn't come. Then when I think oh it must not be coming, it arrives. It really can happen anytime, a LOT of women do not have regular periods and a huge amount have things like endometriosis or pcos which can make you bleed like god knows what. I don't see why blood is gross ?

Even I knew when she was going to have her period again, remember? April 28 is when she was onstage with her tampon string hanging out.

To all the haters, especialy teh fat an ugly ones.

I'm ripped an hawt, your ugly and fat. Learn to live with it or put down the ham sanwich lardass.

Stop beng jelous.

yeah, sorry to all you people saying "these things happen!" and "sometimes you can't tell!" and stupid shit along those lines,

uh, yeah you can. even if it's irregular, blood doesn't just come spurting out all of a sudden, you can TELL when things are getting heavy.

she would have had to have been completely retarded to not know whether she was- oh, wait, nevermind.

Ok ewwwwww!
Ummm and for all of you who says this is normal and all women have accidents... sure most women including myself have had accidents. Normally however they are small leaks, spewing your nasty period blood all over fancy dresses and letting you nasty ass tampon string hang out for the world to see is not normal! And if it is for some of you out there i hope to never meet you, or come so close to someone with such low hygiene standards ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

I could've swore I heard the same story a few years ago.

Thanks, #82, for over sharing.

I heard someone asked K-Fed why he never went down on Britney and he replied: "Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

Alli Watermelon- I would like to respond. Firstly, I was a competitive athlete for 20 years and have always had irregular periods. I never get them every 28 days, it could go months in between. And yet I still have never had an accident. Secondly, Im NOT from Boston. I was born in the suburbs of Carlisle and never have had an accent. Do not assume that everyone from the Boston area has an accent. Ive spend the last 20 years in Arizona tanning and being super skinny so I guess thats why you are jealous. Toodles to you.

twhite- - you are brilliant! Amen squared.

I love BostonBitch, sigh....:)

lets see Alli and BostonBitch kiss and make up!

Remember when Britney looked like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z-o-GwWof4

Ummm...

I am not some nuts britney FANatic. I'm just actually frankly sick of hearing about her and the INSANE stories are everywhere.

What's next -

Britney's poops are a slight yellow color! ??

So I had to call my mom, who is a nurse for an OBGYN & she said -

I'VE NEVER, EVER HEARD OF BLOOD "SPRAYING" OUT OF THE VAGINA ON ANYONE -

AND IF IT DID, SHE'D BE TAKEN TO A DOCTORS OFFICE, OR EVEN ER, IMMEDIATELY!!!

so this story is bullshiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

hahahaha, 95 is the weakest defense I have ever heard.

Here is a related question for all the females here: have you ever poured your period into an ice-cube tray, frozen it, then used "period-cubes" in a drink?

I'm still trying to process the fact that you think that ancient bag of bones Teri Hatcher is the face of God but that young, still firm, Britney is fat and ugly.

Are you Adam Lambert's girlfriend?

The fact that this is even newsworthy is ridiculous. Just about every girl has had some type of accident like this. If she wasn't famous, no one would care. So she has a period? If this is the grossest story you've ever heard then you haven't heard many stories which is sad considering you write about celebs. A lot of guys don't think periods are gross, a lot of guys have sex with girls while they are on their periods. Actually it's become pretty normal! What I want to know is why she ruined all those outfits, one would think that after the first outfit that they would of said something about it and not let her put on anymore of those expensive outfits without putting in a tampon.