May 20 2009Britney Spears in a bikini

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She looks so happy and healthy! Good for her!

She looks so happy and healthy! Good for her!

She looks so happy and healthy! Good for her!

Did she ever quit biting her toenails? I'd hit it, but no kissing!

goood gooood, keep the sunglasses & hat on cover that messy facial area up nice & good... nice to see her [although it's another abashed photo-op session] playing w/ the boys tho! Semblance of normality! woohooo!

So I guess you're calling her fat? *yawn* Chicks in bikinis, chicks in bikinis, oh she looks like shit, or oh I wanna bang her...same old same old shit every day on this site and its old. I'm officially done with this site.
And she looks awesome in these pics, for the record

She's doing the Bigfoot walk in the last pic.

#9

It's called running...You should give a try sometime :)

Looking good :)

she looks great. lose the belly button ring tho, come on or at least just put in a stud. thats so 1998.

very toned

She looks super good, good for you Brit, I have loved you all the way. Also I agree with # 8 , when I started reading this site like 2 years ago, I would be like, crying from laughing so hard. Now its all the same old every day. Kim Kardashians butt, Paris Hiltons (gasp) underwear, Lindsay is starving, over and over. SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE

She looks great.. especially considering shes had two children and both c-sections.

IDGI Britney fat jokes in 2009? Seriously dude, get over it. She looks good as hell here and smaller than most of the chicks you call hot. You are jumping the shark.

I think she looks a bit thick myself. Has she taken up soccer to calm the nerves? big thighs...could probably hold a crushing leglock

Still useless and irrelevant. Always will be.

Yea sure trevor, and what is your opinion of jessica biel? Her thighs are bigger but i bet you think she is "hot"
you're all fucking morons or fags.

she should be on Little People, Big world as a stunt double

Sure #17..that's why you took the time to click and reply. Tell her she's irrelevant selling all those copies of her album and a sold out world tour and best selling perfume line.
You are a fucking joke.

You and this fag who runs this site are funny. Scar Jj is bigger size than Britney, and so is Biel...that stuck up bitch who complains she too pretty for roles. Yet Britney is fat and useless?
Here is the thing...SHE IS AN ICON. Deal with that dumb asses. No matter what you can't take that away from her.

what is up with the commenters that want more excitment from The Superficial? The Site is called The Superficial! How could it have anything other than trivial, useless, shallow, and vane postings? IMaybe go check out "The Deep Intellectual" site instead.

Yea...#19. Britney is 5'5"...how is she short? Come on asshole...think about it.

#21
Well on the superficial side this bitch looks good. Stop hating.

She looks normal and healthy here though she's not at tight as when she was as a teen virgin without kids. Her neck also looks bigger here....but that's probably genetics.

Most young mothers would choose to look like her in a heartbeat. Hell, I'm younger than her, 127 pounds, no children, and I would love to look half as good as her in a bikini!

What no crotch shots? Lame.

i hate this slut, but she looks fine here

I agree with some of the comments here. I still remember the days when this site used to be really funny. I could not care less for the celebrities themselves, the site was hilarious. Now it is just boring, and whoever is writing now repeats the same tired humor over and over....I am done here too. Bye!

She is a slight bit bottom heavy and her tits are out of proportion with her bottom half. Nothing that liposuction can't fix. Otherwise a little above average.

She's got a great figure. I'd be scampering about naked if I looked like her with my clothes off! Britney looks happy and healthy for once!

Considering how chunky she looked a couple of months ago, she is snapping back, still needs some crunches, or cut back on raiding the fridge when daddy is in deep sleep! now only if she can stop banging her underlings everything will be dandy!

I agree with 8, 13 and 27. I used to visit this site because it would make me laugh all the time, but it's just not the same as it used to be. It's too bad.

Boooorrrriiinnggg is the Sfish these days. Yup, over and out -- unsubscribing now from my RSS reader. Kind of fitting as a link to a Britney post brought me to The Superficial many years ago, and now I leave it with Britney.

I love how the Britney fans come out in droves to say they're never reading this site again every time Fish makes fun of her. Fucking hilarious.

Why does Mimi and her 12 personalities need Superfish to constantly tap dance for her? the door is that >>>>>>>>>>

I'd hit it twice.

She's not fat, per se. She just needs to recognize that her previous regimen of Adderall and laxatives wasn't a bad idea.

ooh lalala shes hot haha have you heard Leighton Meester's new single ? check it out here : http://www.aaronfernandes.com/2009-05-20-leighton-meesters-new-single/

She's fricking hot haha but you know whose hotter? Leighton Meester !! Have you heard her new single its here : http://www.aaronfernandes.com/2009-05-20-leighton-meesters-new-single/

I think Britney is a beautiful person. She has a nice figure. She's not skinny or fat. She's healthy. I think it is crazy how these stars can't even go on vacation with their family without people snapping pictures of them and pasting them in magazines and on the internet.

yeaaaaa

she doesnt make me wanna throw up anymore.

high five.

Brittany is built and packed SOLID...... she's no bikini model

Two, three years ago, Oh yeah, it was a blast coming here! Some of the funniest posters ever frequented this place. But, I can't help myself, I just keep coming back. I can't abandon the Fish.
And dang, Britney is looking damn decent. I'm not even a fan, but kudos to her.

What the fuck is that thing coming out of her belly button? Tacky.

Say what u want of her but she looks better then 99.9% of western population.

There's WAY too many positive comments on this post. I smell a shill big time.
Britney is a butt-ugly, pimple-faced, white trash ! Period.

she looks great. lets not lie. if you saw a woman like that on the beach you would think she had a fantastic body - toned, nice sized boobs, smooth, round ass, and a nice bone structure. sure, maybe her trainer could work with her on tightening her tummy instead of building it outward, but lets face it - people with the perfect tummy might not have her boobs or her ass or whatever. she may be a little on the thick side, but there are plenty of people who prefer that to waif-ish. no one is perfect, and this is damn close.

She looks awesome here. Only criticism is the cankles, but there's nothing she can do about that shit. I wonder why she wears a cross around her neck. It seems a little out of place on someone like Miss Britney. If I were a Christian, I'd be screaming "hypocrite" right about now.

It's too bad her ass dimples aren't better defined. Otherwise, not bad, especially considering that about 1 1/2 years ago I was convinced she's be dead by now.

lookin pretty damn fuckable

Way to go Brit! My penis is interested in you again. Congrats!

hot stuff !! i've always loved her though.

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she looks healthy...thats good.

she looks healthy...thats good.

she looks healthy...thats good.

a "BURKA" was second choice, folks!!

Oh man... why do those legs have to be connected to her? It's like the ironic wish-fulfillment that someone would get at the end of a twilight zone episode :(

Wishing to be alone to read forever --> Breaking reading glasses.
Wanting lovely muscular legs --> terminate in the rest of Britney Spears.

*dramatic music* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Britney looks great, good on you girl!

Fat? You people are crazy, she looks great and relaxed.

Want to know how to stop a divorce? don't look at pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini!

I would bang her all day everyday.

You say Britney but then go on and photos of a capibara. What gives, fish?

2 schlubs
2gether
4ever

Britneys toadies are out in force here.

I think that piercing looks worse than the tramp stamp. At least it's removable. She looks pretty shapely on this day of the week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qEkQW5kBg0&feature=PlayList&p=1D7C49EDE622AFDA&index=25

agreed. this site is the same shit spewed over and over and OVER

I wish you would stop making jokes about her eating shit. It's sooooo fucking repetitive.. She's not a lard ass.

Britney looks fantastic here - toned, healthy, tanned and hot. Anyone who thinks this is fat should really seek help. You can't win in this world - either too fat or too skinny...Britney looks incredible to me and I think to most people with a set of functioning eyes...

She looks hot and happy again

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she is certainly fit, but not sexy! she looks like a guy in a bikini

How old is she? Couldn't she get that booty more tight!?

Who is going to pull the cord what's coming out her belly button?

hmmm, she is toned and tanned and yes granted she doesn't have excess levels of fat on her body but she is a thick set girl, with short stubby legs and big ankles. Guess her current figure is a little more achievable for those on this site praising her… typical. you would not look at her twice on the beach!

She is not fat. Superficial Writer, the next time you are porking the Geekologie Writer's mom, I hope you get impaled by her pelvic bones sticking up on her NOT-chocolate-leviathan hips. Just for the record.

It's kind of anticlimactic to see her in a bikini after seeing her shaved biscuit winking at us from the backseat of a limo.

Not her hottest, but I must say she's looking really good! I'm loving the skin tone :)

-Doesn't matter too much what she looks like> she's crazy and one step away from the next drug binge> enjoy the brief moment ,she's just b'tween

Very nice... but something tells me she giggles during fellatio... that would piss me off...

Hey Benson at 7:16......poor baby......don't get your panties in a bunch. Twitney Spears is a joke in the entertainment industry.......little more than a lip-synching puppet. It's too bad you don't know anything about good music.....it might help your outlook. As it is now, you're just an angry adolescent. Sucks for you, huh?

I do not understand the commenters on here.
When the naked Rhianna pics came out, it was nothing but comments on how disgusting her body was and how she was fat and all this shit.

Now here's Britney (who is probably at least 10-20 lbs bigger than Rhianna) and she looks great?

Damn, those 12 yr old girls and aging housewives must still love her that much. I guess she really is an icon.

Britney is what you would call a toned (in these pics ) average person. She doesn't look fat, but I wouldn't call her up to celebrity standards.

Not bad...but did a pigeon crap on her lower back? Someone should tell her instead of letting her walk around like that...

SHE LOOKS AMAZING.

FUCK THE HATERS. BRIT, YOU STILL GOT IT :)

lizzy.......got what? Terrible mother, no talent to speak of, can't sing, can't dance, can't act, can't write music, can't play an instrument, can't take care of herself, needs a 24/7 babysitter and a fleet of people to take care of her kids since she isn't capable of doing it herself........she's a complete and utter loser. And.......I don't care how much money she has, since I know you're going to go there.......face it, your idol is useless and worthless.

Except for the two kids, shaved head, attacking a car with an umbrella, her kid sister getting knocked up, mental hospital "visit", court dates, driving with her kid in her lap, crashing into parked cars, drunken hot tub make out sessions with strangers, doggie pooping in stores, cheetos smeared designer dresses, hanging with Adnan Ghalib (whatever his name is), flashin' her twizza with gal pal Paris, swimming in the ocean in her bra and panties, and a marriage to a shiftless Vanilla Ice knock-off who she will support for years to come, it's like the last four years never happened. Brit does look F'n hot, though. That's for damn sure.

Well said, Mr. Anonymous.

anonymous, you're a dick. why do you have to be a negative prick?

i couldn't care less about how much money she has. you went there, not me, asshole.

what i DO care about is the fact that she's an amazing performer, and her music is fun and enjoyable.

you try being in the spotlight for the past 11 years, from the time you're a teenager, stalked and heckled by paparazzi for your every move during those 11 years, while still putting out platinum records and selling out concerts around the world.

let's see how well you could do it, fucker. you can't.

she looks great, her latest tour is an incredible success. she seems happy.
SHE'S STILL GOT IT.

In a parallel universe Brittany's living in a rusted trailer with a collection of plastic lawn jockeys and gnomes in the front yard, sitting in a broken lawn chair drinking Mountain Dew with dirty faced children running around .Her success is a pure fluke, an anomaly.

Her legs are awsome. But let's get real. We will never have the 2002 Britney back again.

lizzy,

She's a terrible performer and her music sucks BIG TIME. She can't sing to save her life, it takes a bunch of studio wizards to make it halfway listenable, and even then it's absolutely terrible And this is the life she wanted, so the paps go with the territory. I'm so very sorry that you can't handle the fact that she is useless. And lizzy.....I'm not being a negative prick.....these are facts that you just cannot deal with. But I love how you call me names.....shows your true colors.....and anyone who buys her albums needs their heads examined....she's just a teeny bopper idol, she's not a serious musician and never will be. She is a replaceable teen idol....there have been many before her and there will be many after her.....Miley Cyrus has already replaced her as the flavor of the moment......but lizzy, you keep clinging to you little fantasy....it's really all you have.

Britney looks great! I love her and I'm really happy for her, she's come a long way

vacationing has been---------hohum

my true colors? god, what about your true colors? you responded to me first. you just had to knock me down for saying "she's still got it" because i don't know, for whatever reason, you needed to reinforce all the bad things britney has done, i know you're perfect and everything but come on.

there's no 'fantasy' -- her record sales and concert earnings are a reality my friend. she's a great performer, honestly, how could you say she's not? just because you don't like her doesn't mean you can't give someone the credit they deserve.

a teenybopper idol? absolutely not. people of all ages love her. and miley cyrus is not even on the same level. miley is a current trend, but britney has been around for a long time and will continue to be around for a long time.

the life she wanted? no one WANTS a life of being stalked and invaded privacy. but yes, it does come with the territory. and it's never easy, and there's no way to prepare for it. and like i said, you could never do it. there's a fact you can't handle. the fact that you're no better than anyone else so you need to sit here and talk about how 'absolutely terrible' a celebrity is and bother people like me who are fans.

she's not useless. this argument is useless. don't respond, i'm sick of your bullshit.

Shane, you paint a picture - there would also be a Little Tykes car in the yard, yes?

#76

I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY!!

Rhianna's body blows this tree trunk legs away! Yes, Britney toned up, but she's still stocky and her build is very thick. Her legs are linebackerish, if you ask me she reminds me of Brooke Hogan in this pics!!!! If she wasn't toned or muscular, her size would make her fat.

People calling Rhianna's nude pictures fat? WTF indeed. Her waist was small and flat, arms skinny, great hip to waist ratio, where as Britney's waist is a tree trunk.

i HATE, repeat HATE Rhianna but i am stunned there are so many people saying Brit's body looks hot here yet they dissed Rhianna AND i see people calling Hayden's bikini pics fat too, LOL!!! Britney has them both beat by a mile. Guess Britney fans are just so used to seeing a train wreck anything is better!!! FYI, i like Britney.

Poor lizzy......you got owned and you're throwing a hissy fit......I love it.....the only people who love this no-talent are fourteen year old girls who have no musical taste or experience in what real music is. Face the facts, lizzy......your idol is a manufactured teen idol without a shred of musical talent. Your useless idol is a faded, so-called performer who is on the decline. 27 years old and still uncapable of taking care of herself and her kids, the kids she ignores. Poor kids are being raised by the nannies. It's doubtful Twitney even remembers what their names are. Taken away from her by the courts because she wasn't capable of taking care of them herself......that is absolutely pitiful. And a great performer? Please......she can't even sing live, and does a pretty bad job of lip-synching to that noise you call music. All she does is strut around and wave her arms. She's little more than a trained seal. In fact, trained seals at Sea World have more talent than she does, and much more personality as well. Give up, lizzy........people are laughing at your washed-up idol....and they're laughing at you as well.

didn't read it.

#92

I don't blame you lizzy, that person sounds bitter. Teens aren't listening to this chick anymore, i know several women over 30, some frumpy housewives who are listening to britney's music. Teens have moved on to other pop tarts! Britney is who all the 30 something year olds put on to do their house work to cursing their lame husbands, trust me, i've witnessed it. She is no longer a teen idol, far from it, a few vag shots and her shaved head bullshit made that happen.

Notice how the Superficial makes fun of Brit but not liposuction queen/airbrushed photos queen short fat cellulite lumpy body and butt and saggy butt and butt girdle Kim Kardaskank.

If any 30-year old women listen to Britney Spears, then they deserve to have lame husbands.

And sure you didn't read it, lizzy. You know you can't look away.

"Teens have moved on to other pop tarts!"

A very telling statement. Even Britney Spears fans know she's considered a "pop tart".

Once I stopped judging her by the high standards she set when she was younger and by normal womens standards she looks very good,
If she had some boobs that would be nice.

She's starting to really look good these days! She's never going to be a skinny girl. Geezus, look at her...she's all muscle. She's a damn brick house and that's fine. I happen to like her legs. Those legs usually come along with the territory of us ex gymnasts and cheerleaders. Some dig it, some don't. I like her bikini too :)

She's starting to really look good these days! She's never going to be a skinny girl. Geezus, look at her...she's all muscle. She's a damn brick house and that's fine. I happen to like her legs. Those legs usually come along with the territory of us ex gymnasts and cheerleaders. Some dig it, some don't. I like her bikini too :)

She is f-ing HOT!

I prefer womanly soft dainty legs myself, not into muscular legs on chicks. Her legs are too manly and stocky. Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox, and Audrina P. have AMAZING sexy womanly legs where they could never be mistaken fr a football player from behind. Men who prefer their women to have hard, muscular Serena Williams type legs are a tad queer.

Your mom's a tad queer.

Just curious... Where the hell are 'the Caribbeans', exactly?

101. And your dad's waaay more than a tad queer.

As beautiful and amazing as ever.

Pssh. I was calling her a "chocolate-loving leviathan of dumb" back in '99.

STOP COMPLAINING! its not like shes posing for these pictures, she constantly has the media on her. they should leave her alone.

I think she looks amazingly good!