Apr 6 2009Tila Tequila & Billy Corgan? Why not?
Dearest Diary,
When my brother Fester returned home from the war in Vietnam, I was naturally elated when he arrived with his new bride, Tila. She brought a spring to his step never seen heretofore. And, oh, how the children loved to hide her in small pots and mugs. Such splendid times.
But this morning, she blew another kiss at me at the breakfast table leaving no immediate recourse but to use her tiny body as a tetherball until she revealed the location of her Lucky Charms.
One day I hope Fester will forgive me.
Yours truly,
Gomez Addams

Reader Comments
1. gmoney - April 6, 2009 12:53 PM
omg....EW.
2. gmoney - April 6, 2009 12:54 PM
omg....EW.
3. Objection sustained - April 6, 2009 1:01 PM
Tila should go away soon.
4. Vintage ROUGH - April 6, 2009 1:02 PM
This bitch almost gave me yellow fever, if she wasnt so nasty...looks platonic, doesnt Billy play ball?
5. Snaggletooth - April 6, 2009 1:04 PM
*Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage... Somebody better get him fixed before they reproduce, talk about mutant fest.
6. smarg - April 6, 2009 1:07 PM
This little slopehead has WHAT talents, other than fake tits and carpet munching??
7. havoc - April 6, 2009 1:09 PM
God., I hate both their voices....
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8. Koopa - April 6, 2009 1:13 PM
Billy Corgan closely resembles a bald Norm MacDonald! Makes me hate him just that much more!
9. Zanna - April 6, 2009 1:13 PM
This pairing disgusts me...but then I see ALL of the HILLS ads and I get distracted, then angry and then these two don't seem so bad.
10. Max Planck - April 6, 2009 1:20 PM
Ribit
11. Max Planck - April 6, 2009 1:20 PM
Ribit
12. Matthew Lenz - April 6, 2009 1:22 PM
http://weaknights.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/02/femalegremlin.jpg
She totally looks like a gremlin.
13. Winster - April 6, 2009 1:25 PM
This whore needs to die now! If I see her, I'd run her over with my car.
14. JJ Daddy-O - April 6, 2009 1:25 PM
Tila has totally had a new set of bumpers installed recently.
15. huston - April 6, 2009 1:28 PM
did the superficial writer change to a new guy?
i don't like it.
16. sin - April 6, 2009 1:31 PM
Easy way to get sex. She was probably telling him "me love you long time".
5 dollar...5 dollar soldier boy. As long there is a way to get rid of her STD's, fuck her brains out...oh, someone already did. Then fill her up until it cums out her ears. She has to be good for something.
17. Guy - April 6, 2009 1:33 PM
Corgan's loosing his talent so why not.
18. JPRichardson - April 6, 2009 1:36 PM
Tila sure has a nice set of legs there...
19. Erika - April 6, 2009 1:36 PM
Click my name to see the nastiest video of Tila Ive ever seen, totally NSFW!!
20. RichPort's Ghost - April 6, 2009 1:44 PM
So she's fucking that dude from Powder now?
21. Vintage ROUGH - April 6, 2009 1:46 PM
A newly single Lilo should really get tongues wagging by rubbing LIPS with her...I imagine me being somewhere in the room getting my nasal passage ready to take a big whiff...
22. H. G. Wells - April 6, 2009 1:50 PM
Gross.
23. PaPaLo - April 6, 2009 1:53 PM
Looks like a direct to DVD version of The Cell.
24. wi - April 6, 2009 1:56 PM
Hilarious commentary.
25. Galtacticus - April 6, 2009 2:04 PM
Well,well,what's Darth doing there?
26. Darth - April 6, 2009 2:08 PM
@25 I just thought i'm going to make it you more easy.Warming up the bitches a bit.
27. Rhialto - April 6, 2009 2:11 PM
The size of the wallet is getting better.But maybe it looks big because she's very petite.
28. His Huge Greatness Himself - April 6, 2009 2:14 PM
Stripper heels and still a bit short? Billy Corgan must be a tall dude.
29. His Huge Greatness Himself - April 6, 2009 2:19 PM
How tall is Tila Tequila? Maybe 3' 8" ?
30. hahahaha - April 6, 2009 2:25 PM
hahahahahhahaha
31. PunkA - April 6, 2009 2:27 PM
What guy doesn;t want to bang a stupid Asian chick with a nice body and huge fake tits? Be a great week. Then throw her to the curb.
32. Goerge W Bush - April 6, 2009 2:34 PM
Post # 31 - I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn't happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).
Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!
33. George W Bush - April 6, 2009 2:35 PM
Post # 31 - I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn't happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).
Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!
34. Dice - April 6, 2009 2:39 PM
Could she possibly lean any further away from him? Golddigging whore.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
35. obligatory - April 6, 2009 2:47 PM
He's attracted to the smashing pumpkins she's got inside that dress.
36. MightyD - April 6, 2009 2:57 PM
Wooo! ain't that Dr. Weevil and Mini Floozy??
37. Mr. Jones - April 6, 2009 3:06 PM
I thought James Carville had that Nosferatu look nailed, but I guess Corgan is giving him a run for his money.
And Tequila blowing "herpes kisses" to the audience? I can see the men slamming the deck like they're in Iraq.
38. Yuck - April 6, 2009 3:08 PM
These two are repugnant. Grade Z "celebrities" who are desperately searching for relevance. They belong together. Nauseating.
39. mafme - April 6, 2009 3:13 PM
She's definitely better viewed from afar.
Why do people hate Billy Corgan so much? Maybe since I lost interest in SP after Siamese Dream (and didn't have much before) I have fond memories of their music. Heck, I might pop that in right now.
40. claire - April 6, 2009 3:17 PM
how creepy
41. claire - April 6, 2009 3:18 PM
how creepy
42. asdf - April 6, 2009 3:18 PM
f.uckin midget with flat wide face.
she looks so nasty.
midget, small ass, short legs.
she will look terrible as an old lady. Little kids will run away screaming when they see her
43. justina - April 6, 2009 3:26 PM
leave them alone they are in love
44. dubba - April 6, 2009 3:26 PM
well its a step up from courtney love... however... thats like saying "im only gonna get 4 std's this week instead of...well.... 4 other std's this week with a more attractive girl"
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible penis disease
45. justina - April 6, 2009 3:26 PM
leave them alone they are in love
46. justina - April 6, 2009 3:26 PM
leave them alone they are in love
47. dubba - April 6, 2009 3:27 PM
well its a step up from courtney love... however... thats like saying "im only gonna get 4 std's this week instead of...well.... 4 other std's this week with a more attractive girl"
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease
48. dubba - April 6, 2009 3:27 PM
well its a step up from courtney love... however... thats like saying "im only gonna get 4 std's this week instead of...well.... 4 other std's this week with a more attractive girl"
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease
49. gigi - April 6, 2009 3:38 PM
wowie wow wow - what's Corgan packing anyway?? Tila can almost fit in one of his gigantic hands...
50. Gar - April 6, 2009 3:49 PM
she still ugly though.
51. Yuck - April 6, 2009 3:59 PM
I hate Billy Corgan because he believes that HE was the most important thing about the Smashing Pumpkins; yet in reality, it was the combination of D'Arcy, Jimmy, Billy, and James that made the Pumpkins, not him alone.
He is a megalomaniacal twat.
Most Chicagoans wouldn't give you a penny for him.
And yeah, he's tall- about 6'3"-6'4", I'd say.
(He used to live around the corner from me)
The big turd.
52. lola - April 6, 2009 4:10 PM
I, for one, think they are an absolutely adorable couple and totally smitten with each other.
53. Americanwhitetrash - April 6, 2009 4:19 PM
Land of fruits and nuts.
54. Kellie - April 6, 2009 4:21 PM
That is the same dress worn by Julianne Hough at this year's CMA's, minus Julianne's elegant train.
http://www.fightingoverme.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=77027
Way to make a gorgeous dress look like trash, Tila.
55. Shep - April 6, 2009 4:30 PM
hahahahaha, for the guy who has tried his whole career to look above everyone with his intellect and his artsy fartsy bullshit. He then ruins it all by dating tela or whatever her name is. Just goes to show when us men are really all about at the end of the day. No sense in denying it, lol
56. michelle - April 6, 2009 4:51 PM
wow, this is truly perplexing....
57. farty mcshitface - April 6, 2009 4:54 PM
yes, she does look like a gremlin. a 2 1/2 foot tall gremlin.
58. Courtyardpigeon - April 6, 2009 5:16 PM
I want to lick her feet.
59. ladodgurs22 - April 6, 2009 5:54 PM
So, she has made her mind up about her sexuality? She's straight!! I'm not sold on her and this nobody of a guy. Can anyone PLEASE tell me who he is?
60. ladodgurs22 - April 6, 2009 5:57 PM
So, she has made her mind up about her sexuality? She's straight!! I'm not sold on her and this nobody of a guy. Can anyone PLEASE tell me who he is?
61. sara - April 6, 2009 6:51 PM
Billy.......Don't Do it Billy......Just Say No To Leprechauns Billy....
62. Pilatunes - April 6, 2009 6:52 PM
She sets a new benchmark for being a 'celebrity' without ever having done anything noteworthy, other than being a wretched skank. I guess that's enough, but if that's the case, why aren't all the women on Rock of Love celebrities?
63. Yasi - April 6, 2009 7:04 PM
I DEVOTED my life to The Smashing Pumpkins. Now I have to see Billy Corgan breathing the same STD air as the biggest failure in all of the entertainment business: Tila Tequila "I ain't no larger than a fetus" aka vaginal failure, aka the fluid I would have rather have seen swallowed than inserted. I guess they are right when they say the industry corrupts all. A big fuck you to silly billy.
RIP Smashing Pumpkins, RIP.
64. sushi - April 6, 2009 7:14 PM
This guy is such a fuckpig that this slutty walking STD is too good for him.
65. Travolta - April 6, 2009 7:24 PM
Tila has boobies!
66. asians are so hot - April 6, 2009 7:25 PM
Ok this girl is a mess but she minus the fake tits is way hot, rocking body nice leggs hot. How can people look at lard asses like kim k and say they have curves right, put the chips down and work out. I for one am sick of 200 pound women size 16 plus talking curves you look like shit. Lose weight dont eat 3 plates of food. Asians and foreign women dont eat 6000 calories a day and they usually dont weigh 300 pounds. Yes some is genes but most is your a fat lazy pig and news flash its not attractive.
67. Nudgie - April 6, 2009 8:00 PM
I hope ehen they're doing it she gets on top so he won't be SMASHING her PUMPKINS...
Sorry - had to be said ;)
68. AirMail - April 6, 2009 8:16 PM
It's like the Walton's... on Acid.
69. Chris - April 6, 2009 9:24 PM
That's a match made in geek heaven--one looks like a goblin and the other looks like a gnome.
70. Angry Beaver - April 6, 2009 9:51 PM
This chick is okay. I saw her sex video...she took a shot of spooge straight in the eyes and didn't even blink. Now that is tough chick.
71. Chris Rowan - April 7, 2009 4:21 AM
Billy is 6'4''
72. Fati - April 7, 2009 4:53 AM
What exactly is this girl?
73. Lara - April 7, 2009 5:59 AM
Haha loves it!
I..HONESTLY think that would be a very interesting collab.
Hmmm...
74. gerard Vandenberg - April 7, 2009 7:31 AM
billy, GO TO THAILAND AND EXPERIENCE THE SAME!!
(altough their english might not be that good)
75. balls mccoy - April 7, 2009 9:42 AM
Fear not folks, Superman will save her!
76. smarg - April 7, 2009 1:16 PM
I bet she hides razor blades in her pussy.
77. Britt - April 7, 2009 5:20 PM
I wanna have a threesome with them. He can fuck me in the ass while I eat her out.
78. valeriev - April 9, 2009 2:50 PM
there's a saying in spanish "china cochina!" basicallly translates to "dirty asian!"
79. valeriev - April 9, 2009 2:51 PM
there's a saying in spanish "china cochina!" basicallly translates to "dirty asian!"
80. lisää linkki - April 13, 2009 6:10 PM
who is she?
81. arroyo - April 20, 2009 11:34 PM
They aren't getting married, so what's the problem?
I mean, they can still make a sex tape.
82. Sarah - April 24, 2009 9:56 PM
WTF
83. scrooyu - April 29, 2009 12:26 AM
38. Yuck - April 6, 2009 3:08 PM
These two are repugnant. Grade Z "celebrities" who are desperately searching for relevance. They belong together. Nauseating.
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Look ya stupid fuk, at least billy came out with some pretty cool songs. Tila's only contribution to the world is to debase the asian race. I'd hit it.
84. Mandy - August 23, 2009 8:49 PM
Funniest comment ever! Fuck that tranny whore for making me hate my Billy!!
85. Mandy - August 23, 2009 8:49 PM
Funniest shit ever! Fuck that tranny whore for making me hate my Billy!!