The Easter Bunny looks different this year

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We've already got our easter eggs...up our butts and vibrating.

And nummy num nums.

the lighting looks wrong! Photoshop!

She's okay if you're into looks I guess.

Heres a video of Miranda Kerr at YouTube...YUMMY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU

Why is her head so small in the first pic? Is that the new aesthetic that gay male designers are going to try to foist upon us? Disgustingly skinny girls to strangely proportioned girls?

Nothing against gay male designers-- but gay men really don't know what hetro men like about women.

butterface...

Welllllllllll. i must say..
very meeeeh.
Not sexy at alllllllllll

Because this add campaign isn't as much aimed at men as it is at women

Helloha!

Great post! Well done!

Where ma sweetie? Good job!

Since women are staying younger and younger would those be considered granny undergarments, they sure dont look sexy enough...aside from that she looks delectable...

"Why is her head so small in the first pic?"

the pic is completely PHOTOSHOPPED...many small details and aspects that you feeble minded plebeins would not notice...you know, the kind of people who remark "that person is SO UGLY," but they have no clue why: "i don't know he/she just IS!"

anyways, her head was reduced because she doesn't have a small head IRL - google image her. also, the contours and lines of her sinuous body were accentuated, and her skin was given artificial vibrance etc.

where's her girlfriend orlando?

She walks light as a feather towards us! Brilliant post!

upon first glance her arm appears as if it's screwed on backwards in pic number one. freaky, lol

Gracious like an elves queen she does a pirouette! Is it just me or are the posts getting better?

#15 is completely right. i don't think i've ever seen such obvious photoshopping/airbrushing in my life.

As some others have already noticed, this is way photoshoped. But, someone needs to get his airbrushing lessons straight, 'cause this is photoshop gone wrong. I mean, does this chick actually need it? How come I have the feeling she would actually look way better without it? How can this lack of proportions be beautiful or sexy in any way? I really just don't get it.

These pictures represent Easter, all right--They've got more color added to them than a basket of Easter eggs.

Skinny, no muscle-tone, fake boobs, boring vapid expression. When are they going to put straight guys in charge of picking the models for Victoria's Secret?

#23 -

You just described the perfect woman of every vapid, boring, run-of-the-mill straight man ever. Maybe they are already choosing the models.

#23 -

You just described the perfect woman of every vapid, boring, run-of-the-mill straight man ever. Maybe they are already choosing the models.

Victoria's Secret sure has lowered it's standards for their models.

She looks like my cousin - who's 12....
Um, at least I know Cynth will be beautiful when she's 19 *^_^*

very pretty but so young looking in the face. Makes ME uncomfortable, I dont know about the average 30 year old guy...

Why isn't anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weakness...perhaps ?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY

How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the "pirate" situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn't we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI

This is a sign of what's ahead for all of us....weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK ...and trust me...most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don't even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don't let it slip away.

she didn't have a boob job, it's just the usual intense victoria's secret airbrushing. or maybe it's just a very effective pushup bra they are advertising.

She's actually 26, not 19.

Nothing gives me a boner like a chick with fetal alcohol syndrome....

She's one of those girls that look really good from about 100 feet away, and then when you get closer, and see their face up-close, you want to puke.

DAMN she gets paid more than all the haters put together....

Her head ain't small, it's the rest of her body that is too long. Don't forget she's 5ft 10". She's also on tip toe which elongates her body to a 6 footer.

But I still think she is gorgeous. It's funny how chubby her cheeks are when she has hardly got fat on the rest of her body. Freak of nature but stunning.

@ Photoshop'd-

I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

NICE FAIL loser...

@ Photoshop'd-

I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

NICE FAIL loser...

@ Photoshop'd-

I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

NICE FAIL loser...

@ Photoshop'd-

I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

NICE FAIL loser...

she is beautiful... but photoshop ruins these pictures.

.......................................THE EARS ARE MISSING, folks!!

""Why is her head so small in the first pic?""

the pic is completely PHOTOSHOPPED...many small details and aspects that you feeble minded plebeins would not notice...you know, the kind of people who remark "that person is SO UGLY," but they have no clue why: "i don't know he/she just IS!""

anyways, her head was reduced because she doesn't have a small head IRL - google image her. also, the contours and lines of her sinuous body were accentuated, and her skin was given artificial vibrance etc."

No shit, genius. I thought her fucking head changed sizes at will. Maybe I should have been clearer so a plebeian (note spelling) who actually believes himself to have mental prowess on tap could understand. What is the aesthetic reasoning behind making her head disproportioned to her body? It's like someone asked you, "Why are you here?" and you answered, "Because this is where my car stopped."

was this girl air brushed or does she realy look like that and she is even wering bunny ears so how is she meant to look like a fricken bunny

SHE IS AMAZING!

click on my name

Drats. My boner ripped my jammies.

#23 is a closet homo.

What a bunny style. So nice. The endoser was so beautiful. I like it.

#28 is photoshopped. No commenter could possibly be that retarded.

A very well balanced light footed girl!

Am I the only one who doesn't see the appeal with this girl? To me, she looks like a really skinny little boy wearing a wig. There are WAY hotter VS models.

This girl makes me feel like shit about myself.

I'd eat the peanuts and corn bits out of her shit, just to see where they came from.

you guys are idiots.

if you guys step back from your "expert photoshopping detection skills" and have some knowledge about photography, you'll see that:

a) the lighting is weird because they either used some light flash, or a white card to bounce light back onto her body where it would normally appear dark because of light hitting from behind.

b) the head appears small because it was shot at a lower angle. unless she juts her neck forward, all shots taken from lower angles do this.

c) these are processed raw files. you can accentuate and adjust without actually "retouching" anything. knowing victoria's secret, they probably have an old school photographer that needs a perfect set so little to no retouching is needed (i.e. moles, strechmarks, weird background leaves, etc would be the only thing fixed.)

I wouldn't mind if she had a little bit more baby fat though.

I don't think Jesus can help you this weekend, 'Fish, because he is too busy becoming a zombie.

You look at her face and think she's about 10.
You look at her body and think she's about 18.
To me, that's more than a little creepy.
But then again, I'm not a pedophile.
Plus, I'm a girl.

I kinda agree, she totally does have a baby face.

Where's my babe?

(looks at Miranda then looks down at lap):

"Hallelujah! HE HAS RISEN!!!"

My back is a bit itching.Where's my bebe?

And to think that Orlando "Stinky Pants" Bloom is banging her.

Cruel world.

PTL my dick will rise again. When it does, I want it to be inside Miranda's sweet, tight ass. When the time arrives for my second coming I hope it will also be inside her hot butt.

So, all you "Christ"ian types, big weekend for ya, huh? With the whole 3-day Zombie thing? Good thing the Romans didn't have "Dawn of the Dead" on parchment or anything, because then they'd have known enough to go for a Christ head-shot instead of the whole hands/feet nails things. Only way to put a zombie down for good. Anyway, have fun on the big day! But please, go easy on the whole Crusades-type blood boiling that sometimes happens as a side effect. I know you hate anybody who believes the slightest thing you perceive (dimly) as contradictory to what you know as the truth (it isn't), but still, the bloodlust you get is just so, I dunno, Islamic. Ironic, huh? So yeah, "He's risen!" and all that (...must....eat....braaaaaains...hahaha), but go easy on the "And so everything else must go!" part. For sure, it kinda shot Dubya in the foot, don't you think? I mean, why fight a "war on terror" by getting thousands of your soldiers killed (and tens of thousands maimed) for no reason whatsoever? But I digress. Just remember, Dubya said he was "in conversation with Jesus" and if he had added "and He talks to me through my hairdryer" he would have been locked up - and really, what difference does it make that he left out the "through my hairdryer" part? Anyway, Happy Easter! Love what you did with the colored eggs.

I think she looks great. Women are shaped differently. Some of us are skinny like Miranda, and some are more curvey. I'm sick of all you jealous women saying that all women should have curves; that's just as bad as people saying that all women should be skinny. Women (and men) should just weigh the appropriate amount for their bone structure. Miranda would look ridiculous if she gained a bunch of weight considering she has a small bone structure. www.myspace.com/acauthen. Peace.

#62 You are a douche...and a troll. I honestly don't care whether you believe or not, but you really have to be a huge tool to log on the superficial to spread your crap. Leave Christ out of the Miranda Kerr post. Oh, and Happy Easter.

Ahhh, #64, there ya go! Thanks so much! I had assumed somebody would eventually provide an example of "Christ"ian intolerance (I mean, what are the odds???), but yours was knee-jerk quick - from eye to fingers, barely passing through the brain, like a good "Christ"ian. What's the saying? "This is my daughter, with whom I am well pleased, listen to her" (or, that's what it would be if Christianity weren't so profoundly misogynist...to bad you're female and you don't count). Still, you fought the good fight, and quickly...you wanna slide your hand under my crucifixion diaper, don't you? Take the body of Christ, baby...take it deeeep....

What you twying to say here exactwee # 65 ?
Inside job ?

#65 Did you parents or favorite dog (most likely named rufus) die in a terrible car accident? Did you girlfriend or wife leave you? Are you in a wheelchair? Has this caused you to blame God? Or has it fucked with your mind so that you think that *surely* there *can't* be a God because *how could God EVER do this to me! Life is so hard! sniff sniff" Hmmm...this seems to be the case for you. Sad, really. Because if you didn't believe in God, you just wouldn't believe in God. You wouldn't feel the need to say things that you say....because (even though I'm not athiest) I do respect most of them enough to know that they at least try to use logic and keep to themselves. They rarely attempt to get their point across by saying lame shit like you just said.

Because honestly, When I die, if there is no God...guess what? There is no God. Nothing lost. But If I don't belive in God, and I die, I'd wish for an eternity that I had. See, there's no real downside to not believing. Yeah, I can't lie, kill, steal, cheat, fuck everything in sight, and have be friendly towards others...but I'd act this way regardless if I were christian or not. And don't start your bullshit with "wars in the name of Jesus, blah blah blah." That's played out...come up with something else.

Oh, and your misogynistic rants---it's called a history book. Read it. God didn't say to treat women like crap. That's how people lived back then. God's intent wasn't to change cultures and societies traditions...it was to leave an impact through basic principles...some not to be take literally.

Again, Happy Easter!

Knee Ya Ha Ha : (Well I hope we finally get rid of those bible thumpers like #65)
So. My friend 'Frank' from 16th floor come over. We fire up 'Somali Pirate Satellite' (tm) and look for Mary Tyler Moore Show.
'Frank' from 16th floor : Hi everybody. I'm over at Knee's. I'm on 16 - he's up on 17.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Right. So because of problem in ionosphere - we can't get Ted Knight or Rhoda - we just get some sort of jibber-jabber from Finland or somewhere. I go tend Jiffy Pop. So. Hello 'Frank'
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Inside job.

"And don't start your bullshit with "wars in the name of Jesus, blah blah blah." That's played out...come up with something else."

Not to step into the middle of a fight or anything, but: are you insane? What do you think George Bush believed he was doing when he ordered the Crusaders into the Holy Land? Oops, I mean, ordered the invasion of Iraq. Bush is unabashedly, or should I say devotedly, a believer in Biblical prophecy. He thought (probably still thinks) he was living God's word while he was president. That's what made him such an easy puppet for Cheney & co. to control. "Played out"??? Have you been awake for the last 6 years???

So.
"steve' # 69.
I admire the PASSION you put in comments. ( 3 '?' - Like wow )
But what you twing to say here exactwee steve ?
Inside job ?

Oh you have to be tripping.

I can see how we get to Iraq from those photos. I really can.

u guys are freakin nuts yo

It's so great when fat people overcome obstacles. Or front like they're about to. http://tinyurl.com/dan87s

I doubt Jesus, zombie ot not, even existed, but if he did he'd surely tell most of you guys to STFU.

Steve: You are a fucking moron. Do you honestly believe that Bush and the government go around starting holy wars? Have you read the new issue of Newsweek? It would be mighty hard to pull the wool over American's eyes. Gotta love conspiracy theories....fuckwad. I'm no Bush fan, but you have to be insane to think that we start Holy wars; our cia fucked up and bush went a long for the ride...that's why we went to Iraq.

Helloha!

This Easter Bunny is bringing me two fresh eggs.

Very stunning,wonderful looking girl.The blueprint of her face is rare.

Da Superficial girl?

Ofcourse,who else? Where's my girl?

Where ma girl?

I guess she's looking for eggs in the garden.

I think she is really pretty. The lighting looks photoshopped on her, and I personally don't like seeing soft women with hard bodies. Seems strange. I'll be glad when skinny women don't necessarily have to have abs. I think a soft tummy looks prettier. I'm not saying curves necessarily, but in nature, why would a woman have abs unless she's in the ocean swimming a lot or she's a hunter or something? And if that's the case then she should be sunburnt and leathery. I like beauty that fits. She's soft and feminime, not a body builder/ Rambo.

"BERLIN - Ex-German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has written in a new book that George W. Bush's frequent references to God in their meetings before the Iraq war had made him wary of the U.S. president's political decisions.

Schroeder wrote in an advance excerpt of his memoirs that Germany had stood by its vow of "unlimited solidarity" after the September 11 attacks in 2001. But Germany stayed out of Iraq, causing a breach in U.S.-German ties.

He said in "Decisions: My Life in Politics", published on Sunday in Der Spiegel magazine, he was alarmed by Bush's talk of God, which made him fear religion influenced decisions.

"What worried me, despite a relaxed atmosphere to our talks, and to a certain degree what made me sceptical was how much it came through that this president saw himself as 'God-fearing' and saw that as the highest authority," Schroeder wrote.

Schroeder, a Social Democrat who left politics after his party lost a 2005 election to end his seven years in power, said he had no qualms with Bush's Christian faith but could not escape a fear religion was a driving force behind his decisions.

"I can well understand if someone is devout and strives for a dialogue with God, in this case prayer. The problem that I have with that starts when the impression arises that political decisions are the result of a dialogue with God."

#85 Ahhh...I love it when people search for information pertinent to what they're trying to prove. How cute.

she's really naturally thin with a small frame and lack of much fat, so i'm sure that it doesn't take a whole lot of exercise to start seeing the ab muscle.

I hope that she sticks with religion and stays away from bisexuality and homosexuality. It IS possible to be a top model, rich, famous, 100% honest and 100% religious all at the same time. I also hope that she does not succumb to The AntiChrist and his H.I.V. as some models/actresses have.

I hope that she sticks with religion and stays away from bisexuality and homosexuality. It IS possible to be a top model, rich, famous, 100% honest and 100% religious all at the same time. I also hope that she does not succumb to The AntiChrist and his H.I.V. as some models/actresses have.

#62, #65, #69- Ahhh, yes. Reason. It's a lovely thing. Rock on.

#67- I'm sorry, but are you saying that Christians DON'T go around telling anyone within earshot what THEY believe, and what they think YOU should believe? Especially "born again" Christians? Please. Even you are a case study on this. So, I'll have to beg to differ; no offense.

So, are you saying that the reason you believe in God is because you're afraid of what will happen if you don't believe? Isn't that a strong arm tactic?
And are you saying that if I don't believe in God that I'll lie, kill, steal, cheat, fuck everything in sight, and be unfriendly towards others?

I am appalled by that assertion.

Even you say that without Christianity, you'd still avoid those things. So are you saying that somehow others are inferior to you? That those always without Christianity are incapable of the same type of decision that you can make ?(presumably because you once had Christianity?)
I don't understand your logic here.

That is my problem with any organized religion -they presuppose you are not able to fathom ethics and morality on your own.
If you are not _________ (insert religion here) then you are a wild beast, barely able form a logical thought.

I don't need a religion to point me in the "right" direction. (again, pun intended) I have my own moral compass, motivated by my wish to positively interact with all life.
It works just as nicely as the next guy's. (pehaps better?-I am not certainly doing it for the prize of "getting into heaven"...)
And behold, I can live in society, respect and get along with others.
No religion had to install it!

Not everyone has to think the same. I respect your choices, but can you respect #65's, #67's, #69's, and mine? And not try to convince us that we're somehow deficient? After all, debate and discussion is supposed to be fun.

Her feminine curves could need an upgrade,i just see.

Is Orlando Bloom her boyfriend?

Bastard fucking his brains out with a chick like this!

Hoboola!

ugly face, ugly hair, but in the right light, I'd fuck her. Ok, in any light. I just looked at my wife and reconsidered.

#90 If you'll notice, I never said anything derrogatory about anyone who doesn't believe. I didn't say non-christians cheat, steal, etc. I just said that I would NOT do those things regardless of if I were a Christian or not...so following Christ's teachings are not super-difficult to me. I also did not use the "I'm afraid not to believe" logic. I merely said I view it as in there is no HARM in believing. In other words, I'm not harming anyone in believing. Sure, there are people who try to force their beliefs on folks...but there are also assholes like #65 who say things like "take the body of christ deep." Are you really defending that as a "respectful opinion?" Debate and discussion is wonderful...that is of course until someone starts saying things that are hurtful and not at all gainful.

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butterface

I never really thought about it, but dammit I'd fuck the Easter Bunny. Just keep the carrots away from my ass.

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Hello

Reasonably pretty, otherwise unimpressive.

NOTE TO SUPERFICIAL EDITOR: Get off your fat ass and post some updates already. And by that I mean just post pictures. No one with half a brain is interested in your desperate attempts to be funny.

NOTE TO DOUCHE MILDRED: Get off your fat ass and hit the treadmill. And by that I mean widen your doorways. No one with half a brain is interested in your desperate attempts to be funny.

I find her very strange looking.....

#96- I believe that #65 is trying to get a rise out of anyone who'll listen. (again, pun intended) And perhaps rightly so. Thus bringing us to what I believe is actually the point- you believe there is a God. Many others don't, and are tired of conversations where it is presupposed that God is real. Atheists (and others) are CONSTANTLY bombarded with Christian views, and sometimes they must lash out at what they perceive as the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of many rote Christians.

One quote from you -
"Has this caused you to blame God? Or has it fucked with your mind so that you think that *surely* there *can't* be a God because *how could God EVER do this to me! Life is so hard! sniff sniff" Hmmm...this seems to be the case for you."
This illustrates my point. You purport that #65's life revolves around God, or the absence thereof. You also couch your argument on the assumption that God is real. Atheists don't believe that. Maybe #65 has never believed, and doesn't ever want to.

Further, you say:
"Debate and discussion is wonderful...that is of course until someone starts saying things that are hurtful and not at all gainful."- however, your responses DO seem designed specifically to be hurtful to #65. So you are not above this hurtful action, either. (and further, you do actually sound in your response like you are scolding #65 to accept the tenets of Christianity...)

To quote you again:
"Oh, and your misogynistic rants---it's called a history book. Read it. God didn't say to treat women like crap. That's how people lived back then. God's intent wasn't to change cultures and societies traditions...it was to leave an impact through basic principles...some not to be take literally."

To me, this doesn't sound like you want #65 to read a history book, it sounds like you want #65 to read the BIBLE. Those are two very different things.
And yes, I agree with you, I don't believe the Bible WAS meant to be taken literally- I believe it was, as you allude, designed to keep humans in line.
But many Christians disagree here- and that is a large part of the problem.
They believe in following the Bible to the letter. And that IS misogynist.

And, please remember, GOD did not write the Bible. Man wrote the Bible.

This then brings us to Bush; his delusions, and the war in Iraq, where I'm afraid it is YOU who need to find a history book and read it. "Newsweek" is the "USA Today" of news magazines. Myopic and superficial. Just for kicks, please try the International Herald Tribune or even the Christian Science Monitor, for that matter...

Bush remains a very dangerous (and quite possibly insane) man.

#105 All valid, good points. I'll take them to heart in other discussions. However, I really don't need a history book since I'm a historian--I've got plenty. In recent polls (yes, even on CNN), most people find Bush to be a decent human being. Most people believe that he honestly thought that he was doing the right thing. We all know now that he didn't do the right thing (whether consciously or not). I seriously doubt he is a threat. Come on...we all know that. His damage has already been done...he'll spend the rest of his days on his Texas ranch. Moving forward...

Also, when it comes to #65 and how he approaches Christianity, it leads a normal person to assume that he once had some kind of a relationship with God that changed. Something happened to make him so bitter about Christians. Muslims had done plenty to make me angry, but I would never in my life say something so hurtful about Allah which I know means so much to them. Normal athiests (and once who were raised atheist) do not say such things that are so...unconvincing. Do you understand what I'm saying? Most athiests at least try to sway with reason, like many logical Christians. Of course, I have no way of knowing #65 or anything about his life, so I'll leave it alone.

#106-
We will have to agree to disagree about Bush.
I guess I am not "most people".
I also surmise from your comment about #65 that I am not a "normal" person.
But yes, you do have a point; no one is more "anti" something than one who has given that very thing up.

You know what i like also bunny's if that miranda kerr was a real bunny i would definitely buy her, hahhaha...She's really gorgeous, What a bunny style. So nice. The endorser was so beautiful. I love her already. :)