Apr 19 2009Tara Reid still horribly misshapen

Like a mutant with a drinking problem, Tara Reid crawled out of a bottle of gin to attend Coachella this weekend. Just looking at these photos, it's obvious at least one, if not five, of her breasts will soon migrate to her back, and her stomach will eventually morph into Kuato from Total Recall - but lumpier. Anyway, I digress. You guys come here for gossip, not eerily accurate medical diagnoses worthy of the Nobel Prize. (Just drop it in the mail.)

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I guess........FiRsT!!

Wow... she looks like she's had some work done to her face too.

And her bag is FAKE.

Her face looks like it's made of plastic. You'd think after all the trouble she had with her previous surgery, she'd quit fucking around with nature. But it looks like she's had her lips inflated, botoxed her forehead and had cheek implants. She's all stretched and unnatural looking, which is sad, because she used to be a really lovely girl.

Damn! Why can't she just cover up?
Find a good burlap bag.....the hoodie version.

wow shes orange.

love it

wow shes orange.

love it

What a shock. Whorish no talent celebrity becomes addicted to plastic surgery and looks like crap. Next.

What a shock. Whorish no talent celebrity becomes addicted to plastic surgery and looks like crap. Next.

What a shock. Whorish no talent celebrity becomes addicted to plastic surgery and looks like crap. Next.

I dont know why, but she looks like she would smell...bad.

She should have multi-billions from lawsuits after taking her incompetant plastic surgeons to court. Slam- Dunk!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all wrong.

Wait... Not fake? She really looks like that??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all wrong.

Wait... Not fake? She really looks like that??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

may I ask: WHAT KIND OF BELLY SHE HAS, folks?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all wrong.

Wait... Not fake? She really looks like that??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all wrong.

Wait... Not fake? She really looks like that??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

may I ask: WHAT KIND OF BELLY SHE HAS, folks?

What a bunch of retards you all are. You needn't press the "Post Your Comment" button three or four times. Once will suffice.

As for Tara, she's looking great.

Quadruple post ftw!! But seriously, losers like this take all the fun out of what Coachella was originally. Makes me glad I didn't go, wash-ups and d-listers belong on vh1 not rock festivals.

Quadruple post ftw!! But seriously, losers like this take all the fun out of what Coachella was originally. Makes me glad I didn't go, wash-ups and d-listers belong on vh1 not rock festivals.

@SUPERFICIAL!

You're having the DUPLICATING COMMENTS problem yet again!

Did you hire Tara Reid to do your programming, or maybe Lindsey Lohan instead?

I'm guessing this site's making "some" money, with all the complaints about so many ads. Use some of that money to hire a real programmer, dang!

//wonders how many times this comment will post

would I hit that? yes I would. I am straight.

She looks better than usual. She looks happy. In person she probably blows alot of chix away because the general public (chix) are fat and ugly and listen to alternitive music. So she is probably standing out right now the way men are, a few different drugs/alcohol and its all good. I do envy, yet am content the same.

and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who's complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.

Will someone please kick this carrot-colored cunt in her box? Because goddamnit, if this fucking useless life support vehicle for a vagina reproduces, mankind is doomed.

This whore is a fucking disgrace.

Love the attention to detail. That Kuato photo made the article...

Looks O.K to me... Maybe you should not be so harsh!

She looks like she's high on coke.

She's all stretched and unnatural looking, which is sad, because she used to be a really lovely girl.

She looks better than usual. She looks happy. In person she probably blows alot of chix away because the general public (chix) are fat and ugly and listen to alternitive music. love it

She looks okay to me.

seriously, the superficial writer is a fag

Kuato, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Hello!?

Maybe she's shoplifting peaches under her shirt.

I get the sense that ObamaYoMomma isn't a Tara Reid fan.

Who's the flamer next to her with the puka necklace?

I love the "1 tip to a sexy stomach" underneath! Hell, couldn't you go harsh all the way and find a liposuction ad, Fish?

i think she has an eating disorder. i know her plastic surgery fucked her stomach up, but it looks overly bloated which is a sign of anorexia..and that bitch needs to put on a muthafuckin bra! she looks all around gross in this pic. someone help her. she needs to stop tanning cuz her skin is looking really leathery these days, quit with the heavy black eyeliner, it makes her look trashy, put on some clothes that actually fit well, eat some good food, quit smoking,drinking,drugs,whatever shes doin thats makin her look like such a used up, strung out whore.

#39 She drinks to excess, try that for bloat. If you've got a belly that looks like someone shoved lumpy mashed potatoes under a bedsheet, time to rethink the low rise jeans / short t shirt combo.

Tara Reid looks in a good state.She doesn't do booze anymore and her belly button is nicely covered up.Her sandals and toenails look great.

Recently I found a hot club -- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.

I haven't seen her looking this good since years.

She doesn't look good here but, in terms of her boobs, it's nothing a bra wouldn't cover-up so what is she doing walking around without one?

Furthermore, it's not even popular to wear super low-rise jeans anymore so wouldn't you think she would take advantage of that to cover-up her botched lipo or whatever went wrong with her stomach?

It's hard for me to feel bad for her b/c she could easily keep herself off of gossip blogs and tabloids if she would just make different clothing choices. It makes me suspicious that she wears stuff like this on purpose b/c she knows that walking around showing off her bad plastic surgery is the only thing that will keep people talking about her.

It's a little painful to watch, I sort of wish she'd just remove herself from the public eye.

Having had sex with her recently, she is fun in the sack but our cuddle session was filled with her talking about broken dreams. It made me sad so I pretended to fall asleep.

she is cute.

#2 Um her bag is not fake. You obviously don't own any L.V. cuz if you did you would know that only REAL L.V. bags darken with use, handles go from tan to brown. And her logos are upside down on one side which is correct.

She's a waste of space, but we have seen her looking much worse...get those saggy tits into a bra, and cover that misshapen belly with a longer shirt and she is almost bearable....almost.

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

Remember when she was hot in The Big Lebowski?

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

D'oh. Beaten to the Lebowski reference.

"Aint it a bitch?"

Who cares about Tara.

Paul McCartney was awesome headlining Coahcella Friday night! He played a 35 song set for almost 2 1/2 hours!

#2 Um her bag is not fake. You obviously don't own any L.V. cuz if you did you would know that only REAL L.V. bags darken with use, handles go from tan to brown. And her logos are upside down on one side which is correct

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As an LV addict, I can tell you that you're correct...However, it's basically useless to share that kind of thing with trolls.

Amazingly enough, I've tapped that ... and lived. Not bad. She actually moves around and screams. In a good way.

Which spy of me saw Tara Reid? Just curious.

The bag is real, to the dumb chick in post #2.

Her face looks different from usual...

and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who's complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.

and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who's complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.

and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who's complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.

Sure, her plastic surgeon fucked up big time, but she deserves a lot of credit for not even trying to hide it. In showbiz these days that takes some pretty big stones.

WALKING & TALKING miscarriages must simply be there too, folks!!

Her nips should be no lower than halfway between her shoulder and elbow; 'nuff said.

She is looking nice. But it seem like had some work on her face.

Can it get any worse? First the sleaze merchant Joe Francis called Tara's vag smelly and loose and then he said she was the worst ever in the sack cuz she just kind of laid there.

A series of botched surgeries have led to the train wreck that is Tara Reid.

Tara has been had by the entire New York Jets football team.

Tara must have more STDs than Paris Hilton.

Now that's alot.

#63, and if she got a lift you'd pick her apart for that

Her plastic surgeon needs to be crucified for what he did to her. It's probably someone that people think "has a great reputation." These guys are allowed to continue butchering because they don't get crucified. It's not fair to ridicule her. None of these people ask the surgeon to mutilate them.

TARA- the girls are hanging a little too low. . you should fix that along with your nappy hair and drugged out body.. just helping you out

I feel bad for her.

ROFL at the commentary!

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Her plastic surgeon needs to be crucified for what he did to her.

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