Apr 23 2009Tara Reid in a biki- AHH!

I know, as Americans, we're not supposed to torture. But sometimes I can't help myself. Now, where's the microfilm, you sonofabitch?! I can do this all day.

Photos: Retna/The Sun

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My Frankenbellybumps are bigger than your sad little cocks, you fucking cubicle nobodies.

She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a tall basketball player on a tall dating place named: _____Tallconnect . CO M ,really?

there's a mistake in the pictures below the main one

what a fucking disaster....

Theres not need to beat this chic up! wish she didnt take the easy way out for her own sake,,,

That's not Tara... that midget is trying to take over the blog... run for your lives!!!!!
Tara's abs remind me of my grandma...after she was dead. yup, I said it.

fix the photos fish

She looks like a chick that lost 400 lbs and can't afford radical skin removal treatment.

Oh my god, that's worst. Put the midget back!

poor doggy

At least this dog gets a contact high. Paris' dog got mutant STDs and an inflamed septum.

Silly Tara..
its April... Halloween doesn't come tell October you can take off your costume now...

I bet she'd be a fun fuck. She knows what to do with a man's cock. I bet she takes it in the ass, too.

Yum.

Fake!
You can tell by the way her skin sags in all the wrong places.

This is just like that movie with Tara Reid where she gets turned out by a bunch of immature frat boys and ends up getting her guts crushed by Van Wilder.

@ 13--she'd HAVE to.....seriously.....poor, poor girl : (

The dog is trying to explain to Tara an important point some flamer made back in the Miss California story: "No self-respecting man is going to enjoy topping someone with a shitty hole. Responsible bottoms clean out."

#15 - agree. seriously. fine looking young girl who effed up her looks permanently. Sad.

Nice "spray tan halo" around her face.

She's got expression of someone who thought that spray on six-pack ab tan was going to fix EVERYTHING.

More like the spray on Sharpei...

As long as she gets her nightly dose of spray on group semen, she'll be fine.

Yeah, aside from the weirdness on her stomach, (which, get over it, it's not like there's anything she can DO about it at this point) she looks fine. She's in good shape.

Good God. Everyone can calm the fuck down.

poor almost hottie. she looks ok but one cant fix ghetto, she just is. look at her taste in clothing or people who hold her drunk ass up or surgeons. she needs to be a stripper. there she'd be in the top 5% in the dim lights and all. she looks like a pain in the ass. at least paris looks fun-ish.

I'm going to scoot on those bumps again tonight.

She has the most rancid 3am cumburps.

Lesson to be learn here, for the sweat hogs, who prefer surgery instead of a nice morning run...

why dosnt she just wear a 1 piece or a tankini?
bikinis are made for people w/something to show off, and her body looks fine in clothes!

Maybe my standards are lower, but I'd still hit that.

I guess the term "pig skin" is no longer just a reference to the football.

i feel bad for her. hollywood chewed her up and spit her out. shes even got the scars to prove it. seriously tho, it must take every ounce of her courage to go out like that.

Think you all need to lay off with the nasty comments there are far worse out there and she is a lovely girl.

#28, I added a drinking game to your link. It is called Jerry's Kids. I think I will play it right now, only with pills instead of beers.

How sad it is that people have nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer and bad mouth people they don't even know. What a world we live in!! I know some dumb asses are going to have something really shitty and rude to say about me and again with NO clue who I am.....and gues what who the fu*k are you and why should I care. That being said.....I guess it's true what they say, talking badly about others helps some people feel better about themselves. GET A LIFE!!
and if you have that much free time... do something that matters in this world.

Let the games begin.........

#32
look at you, talking bad about people youve never met - nice work!

She could've just worked out and all those toxins would've left the body. Instead she went the surgery route. Her boobs were fine as they were. Such a shame.


Would still hit with assunder.

#32 are you new here??

The worst part about this is that she was VERY hot and decided to do this to herself instead of dieting and exercising.

#32 - We can curse here you fucking douche.

She looks as good as she can get in her bikini. The boy shorts are a wise choice for most females that do not exercise regularly.

Holy shit! Did she got her belly button fixed?

That is a cute biki girl, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BIKI!?

Hell I'd still bang her!

#33 - Hook line and sinker......what I said doesn't even come close to the awful things others have said on this site. Don't be so simple, that you can't see the bigger picture.

#35 - Does that matter?

#37 - What's your point? nice name calling....feel better now?

I'm well aware that there are going to be people that don't like or want to hear what I have to say. They will call me names ex>#37. Like I said before it's whatever makes you feel better about yourself. THE TRUTH HURTS!!!! Some people can't handle it and this is their way of dealing with that.....

What's next????

Maybe they transplanted the belly button of the lill doggie to her?

Looking at her tummy reminds me...

Isn't there a new Nightmare on Elm Street coming out?

When were these photos taken?

#31. Thanks, I love it. Check your email.

#42 - You are new here I see... and I feel fantastic. Well except for my pants, which are always tight on the crotch. Which sucks when I go to the grocery store because I keep getting accused of trying to steal a keilbasa...

Lemme see... you come here trying to be righteous and begging for responses, then try to be indignant when you get them... is that about right? I was right. You are a fucking douche. Go save the world somewhere else.

So Sad should change its name to MASSENGIL.

#32: Why in the world would you read a blog side titled "the superficial" and then complain about it being superficial. Um...that's kinda the point. Maybe you should reconsider your reading if it bothers you so much.
I agree that it is sad to torture Tara Reid and she's been rather unfortunate in the surgery department, but I also think it is sad that you read this blog and let it bother you so much. Get over it. Move on.

#32/#42 just curious..what exactly are you doing that matters in the world?

#32/#42 oh and just to clear this up for you, you are doing the exact same thing as everyone else, but instead you are trashing the commenters on this site instead of the posts on the site, which i think is probably more sad than anything. i duno, just a thought.

47 & 48 - I'm not angry by the responses, just shows how you think. Not begging for responses, just knew you wouldn't be able to resist. Just because I'm not like some of you and ONLY talk shit about other people in a very harsh way....I'm a douche. Save the world??? Somebody should sure try and it's sad that people can't be more productive than this. Say what you want and I'll say what I want. You won't like it and I won't care. So that's how it works, if you don't use fowl lanuage and say things you wouldn't say in front of your mom or children.....if you have children, then you aren't welcome to share your thoughts? Great group of people. Sorry you can't see how sad it is...there are plenty of ways to get your point across without being so rude.

@52 if you don't care, then why are you putting so much energy into it? Fuck off.

50 & 51 - Maybe oneday you will find out!!!!! There is a difference, you just don't see it. That's ok though

49 - Good point and your right, people who don't agree or see the joy in talking trash about other people that are trying to live their lives, just like you and I....shouldn't visit this site. With that, I'm out and the haters will be happy, no matter to me. Just remember what goes around comes around and it has a name...........KARMA!!!!

GROSS. Also, why does she insist on wearing bikinis?

MAN THERE ARE SOME MEAN ASS PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD>>>>>>>>SO SAD!!!!

53 - Your right, not worth the time or effort I'm putting in to it...... no need to let all this negativity get me down so I'm not wasting any more of my time. If this is what makes you feel important then so be it......Good luck on that!!

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@56 - Kanye?

Aaaaaaaaaaand another sad douche bucket goes down in flames...

Dude get over it , Tara Reid's stomach isn't even that bad... Damn!
Post a picture of yourself and please allow me to pick it apart

Better yet perhaps i'll start my own gossip columb and feature you as my top story??

Get over it...

#47 - you are hilarious and exactly right!

So what? She isnt perfect who cares. All of the people on here bashing her because of what her body looks like should take a look in the mirror...do you have cellulite? Yes. I bet you do. Are you a guy who has lots of muscles? Im sure you have stretchmarks. Who cares. Dont come on here and trash talk this girl. She is having fun a living her life. And that is great she feels comfortable in a bikini despite all of the horrible things people say.

So what? She isnt perfect who cares. All of the people on here bashing her because of what her body looks like should take a look in the mirror...do you have cellulite? Yes. I bet you do. Are you a guy who has lots of muscles? Im sure you have stretchmarks. Who cares. Dont come on here and trash talk this girl. She is having fun a living her life. And that is great she feels comfortable in a bikini despite all of the horrible things people say.

Not bad for someone who has had a couple of kids. What? She hasn't? Oh ... never mind.

#52 we must do tea sometime dear.

#52 Fowl = Birds I think the word you were going for is FOUL

I still do her.

Honestly, I don't think she looks that bad.

I just hurled in my lap......................... it looks just like her melted stomach......

Maybe her fuck*n' manager should tell her to wear one-piece, for cripes sake. It's not the end of the world to get old. We are all gonna die, so get over it.

Maybe her fuck*n' manager should tell her to wear one-piece, for cripes sake. It's not the end of the world to get old. We are all gonna die, so get over it.

Who the hell is Tara Reid? Name rings a bell, but thats all.

1-71... Youre wake up call is here... You are all douche bags

72. Good grammar

Give her a little credit, at least she's not trying to hide anything, and that means she has bigger stones than most of you sockfuckers. Besides, what's there is still better than 98% of the women you see at the beach.

Face it. She's still hotter that anything any of you guys is ever going to be with. Especially considering that most days the only woman you even see is your mom, and then only when it's time for her foot rub..

ok most of your stuff is really funny but leave this chick alone. god, i'm sure she feels terrible enough about her body without you pointing it out every time a pic of her is taken.

Cute puppy!

Americans are so desperate & dumb, SILL WEARING A BIKINI!!
(the dog was "RAISED" in her belly, folks?)

There is something wrong with her stomach, its like there rea lot of saggy skin, her boobs looks grteat though!

She may have had surgery, which Im completely against, but at least she's not fat like the rest of you fuckers ha ha!

If you don't like my comments then sue me, but I'll charge you first bitches!

I have searched for more photos of this beauty and foun lot more on http://everyceleb.com/tara-reid-shows-herself-on-the-beach/article-3167

ew ew ew!!!

she has a fergie hairline

This is the worst Friday ever. Thanks for nothing, superficial.

Ewwww nooooo!!!

That's what happens when you give birth to a case of jack Daniels with a bottle of Vicodin for a head.

Just to mention, the people on here defending her are probably distorted fat Aliens as well.

She should never do this agin. Never again. *wipes vomit off mouth*

Are women supposed to have a 5cm gap between their breasts?

Everyone downing Tara reid needs to suck farts out of her ass. She looks better than 3/4's of you fucks, and she's laughing all the way to the bank.

Go Tara, you look fabulous girl!

If she gained some fat, that would revitalize her easily. Quit smoking, drinking, etc and there you go, the Tara from American Pie is back. I'm talking "basic layer of fat needed by the human body to not age rapidly" fat.

But if she really does have Body Dysmorphic Disorder I doubt she'd like to gain weight, eventhough it would do her good.

Someone should give her a hug. :P

So Sad - look we get it, you don't like it when people get picked on for how they look. But the reality is, that is how being an actress/actor works. If you base your career on your looks, use your body to land you parts, and then get surgery that makes you look like a dried prune, then you have basically just ended your career.

It's sad, tragic, and yes, funny. People will laugh at anything. Death, sex, drugs, food, plastic surgery, has been celebrities. It's all fair game for comedy.

Is it fair? I don't know.

Do I feel sorry for her? Yes a little. Not much, but a little. I know of a lot more people who have been dealt worse in life. She still has options. She can go back to school, get a degree, lead a quiet life where people won't make fun of her every time she wears a bathing suit. It's the life most of us live. She can take that route if she can stand not being famous anymore. It's up to her.

She should have never had that surgery

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her stomach looks better than i've seen it before, i think. her boob job is still effed up but i think if she tries to have any more surgery to fix it it will just make things worse, with her plastic surgery luck.

I bet nobody important reads you guy's ignorant crap.
You all should get a life


This is "So Freakin Hot"? If she had a T-shirt she could probably get some cute pictures. ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE, Tara.

@ 92 - Options. She could wear more clothes. That's another option.

@98 - I agree, a t-shirt would help and a good bra. It's really not that bad, all she needs is a little guidance.

This is exactly as I remember my grandma laying out by the pool when I would spend the summers with her. Now I must go and vomit.

I love her so much, I wish to touch her with my hands.

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