Apr 23 2009Tara Reid in a biki- AHH!
I know, as Americans, we're not supposed to torture. But sometimes I can't help myself. Now, where's the microfilm, you sonofabitch?! I can do this all day.
I know, as Americans, we're not supposed to torture. But sometimes I can't help myself. Now, where's the microfilm, you sonofabitch?! I can do this all day.
Reader Comments
1. Tara - April 23, 2009 1:18 PM
My Frankenbellybumps are bigger than your sad little cocks, you fucking cubicle nobodies.
2. Justin - April 23, 2009 1:19 PM
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a tall basketball player on a tall dating place named: _____Tallconnect . CO M ,really?
3. havana - April 23, 2009 1:21 PM
there's a mistake in the pictures below the main one
4. dk - April 23, 2009 1:22 PM
what a fucking disaster....
5. Rough Daddy - April 23, 2009 1:23 PM
Theres not need to beat this chic up! wish she didnt take the easy way out for her own sake,,,
6. SoTe - April 23, 2009 1:24 PM
That's not Tara... that midget is trying to take over the blog... run for your lives!!!!!
Tara's abs remind me of my grandma...after she was dead. yup, I said it.
7. http://www.funderoos.com - April 23, 2009 1:24 PM
fix the photos fish
8. RichPort's Ghost - April 23, 2009 1:25 PM
She looks like a chick that lost 400 lbs and can't afford radical skin removal treatment.
9. SoTe - April 23, 2009 1:25 PM
Oh my god, that's worst. Put the midget back!
10. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx - April 23, 2009 1:25 PM
poor doggy
11. Rick - April 23, 2009 1:27 PM
At least this dog gets a contact high. Paris' dog got mutant STDs and an inflamed septum.
12. nastyness - April 23, 2009 1:29 PM
Silly Tara..
its April... Halloween doesn't come tell October you can take off your costume now...
13. smarg - April 23, 2009 1:30 PM
I bet she'd be a fun fuck. She knows what to do with a man's cock. I bet she takes it in the ass, too.
Yum.
14. Jizzle Lizzle - April 23, 2009 1:31 PM
Fake!
You can tell by the way her skin sags in all the wrong places.
This is just like that movie with Tara Reid where she gets turned out by a bunch of immature frat boys and ends up getting her guts crushed by Van Wilder.
15. Valerie - April 23, 2009 1:32 PM
@ 13--she'd HAVE to.....seriously.....poor, poor girl : (
16. Sam - April 23, 2009 1:32 PM
The dog is trying to explain to Tara an important point some flamer made back in the Miss California story: "No self-respecting man is going to enjoy topping someone with a shitty hole. Responsible bottoms clean out."
17. spamfighter - April 23, 2009 1:35 PM
#15 - agree. seriously. fine looking young girl who effed up her looks permanently. Sad.
18. Zanna - April 23, 2009 1:43 PM
Nice "spray tan halo" around her face.
She's got expression of someone who thought that spray on six-pack ab tan was going to fix EVERYTHING.
19. RichPort's Ghost - April 23, 2009 1:46 PM
More like the spray on Sharpei...
20. miggs - April 23, 2009 1:48 PM
As long as she gets her nightly dose of spray on group semen, she'll be fine.
21. James - April 23, 2009 1:49 PM
Yeah, aside from the weirdness on her stomach, (which, get over it, it's not like there's anything she can DO about it at this point) she looks fine. She's in good shape.
Good God. Everyone can calm the fuck down.
22. Vally - April 23, 2009 1:49 PM
poor almost hottie. she looks ok but one cant fix ghetto, she just is. look at her taste in clothing or people who hold her drunk ass up or surgeons. she needs to be a stripper. there she'd be in the top 5% in the dim lights and all. she looks like a pain in the ass. at least paris looks fun-ish.
23. Dog - April 23, 2009 1:51 PM
I'm going to scoot on those bumps again tonight.
24. Tara's boyfriend - April 23, 2009 1:54 PM
She has the most rancid 3am cumburps.
25. Rough Daddy - April 23, 2009 2:00 PM
Lesson to be learn here, for the sweat hogs, who prefer surgery instead of a nice morning run...
26. amanda - April 23, 2009 2:05 PM
why dosnt she just wear a 1 piece or a tankini?
bikinis are made for people w/something to show off, and her body looks fine in clothes!
27. wpgtech - April 23, 2009 2:07 PM
Maybe my standards are lower, but I'd still hit that.
28. Drinking Games - April 23, 2009 2:08 PM
I guess the term "pig skin" is no longer just a reference to the football.
29. liz4sale - April 23, 2009 2:08 PM
i feel bad for her. hollywood chewed her up and spit her out. shes even got the scars to prove it. seriously tho, it must take every ounce of her courage to go out like that.
30. Andrea Casson - April 23, 2009 2:18 PM
Think you all need to lay off with the nasty comments there are far worse out there and she is a lovely girl.
31. FRIST!!! - April 23, 2009 2:19 PM
#28, I added a drinking game to your link. It is called Jerry's Kids. I think I will play it right now, only with pills instead of beers.
32. So Sad - April 23, 2009 2:27 PM
How sad it is that people have nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer and bad mouth people they don't even know. What a world we live in!! I know some dumb asses are going to have something really shitty and rude to say about me and again with NO clue who I am.....and gues what who the fu*k are you and why should I care. That being said.....I guess it's true what they say, talking badly about others helps some people feel better about themselves. GET A LIFE!!
and if you have that much free time... do something that matters in this world.
Let the games begin.........
33. amanda - April 23, 2009 2:32 PM
#32
look at you, talking bad about people youve never met - nice work!
34. Beans Baxter - April 23, 2009 2:35 PM
She could've just worked out and all those toxins would've left the body. Instead she went the surgery route. Her boobs were fine as they were. Such a shame.
Would still hit with assunder.
35. FRIST!!! - April 23, 2009 2:35 PM
#32 are you new here??
36. Courtyardpigeon - April 23, 2009 2:40 PM
The worst part about this is that she was VERY hot and decided to do this to herself instead of dieting and exercising.
37. RichPort's Ghost - April 23, 2009 2:46 PM
#32 - We can curse here you fucking douche.
38. AJ - April 23, 2009 3:00 PM
She looks as good as she can get in her bikini. The boy shorts are a wise choice for most females that do not exercise regularly.
39. Rhialto - April 23, 2009 3:01 PM
Holy shit! Did she got her belly button fixed?
40. Biki Fan - April 23, 2009 3:05 PM
That is a cute biki girl, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BIKI!?
41. Truth - April 23, 2009 3:07 PM
Hell I'd still bang her!
42. So Sad - April 23, 2009 3:09 PM
#33 - Hook line and sinker......what I said doesn't even come close to the awful things others have said on this site. Don't be so simple, that you can't see the bigger picture.
#35 - Does that matter?
#37 - What's your point? nice name calling....feel better now?
I'm well aware that there are going to be people that don't like or want to hear what I have to say. They will call me names ex>#37. Like I said before it's whatever makes you feel better about yourself. THE TRUTH HURTS!!!! Some people can't handle it and this is their way of dealing with that.....
What's next????
43. Gando - April 23, 2009 3:10 PM
Maybe they transplanted the belly button of the lill doggie to her?
44. Mr. Jones - April 23, 2009 3:17 PM
Looking at her tummy reminds me...
Isn't there a new Nightmare on Elm Street coming out?
45. Rhialto - April 23, 2009 3:19 PM
When were these photos taken?
46. Drinking Games - April 23, 2009 3:20 PM
#31. Thanks, I love it. Check your email.
47. RichPort's Ghost - April 23, 2009 3:29 PM
#42 - You are new here I see... and I feel fantastic. Well except for my pants, which are always tight on the crotch. Which sucks when I go to the grocery store because I keep getting accused of trying to steal a keilbasa...
Lemme see... you come here trying to be righteous and begging for responses, then try to be indignant when you get them... is that about right? I was right. You are a fucking douche. Go save the world somewhere else.
48. Zanna - April 23, 2009 3:49 PM
So Sad should change its name to MASSENGIL.
49. Sally - April 23, 2009 3:56 PM
#32: Why in the world would you read a blog side titled "the superficial" and then complain about it being superficial. Um...that's kinda the point. Maybe you should reconsider your reading if it bothers you so much.
I agree that it is sad to torture Tara Reid and she's been rather unfortunate in the surgery department, but I also think it is sad that you read this blog and let it bother you so much. Get over it. Move on.
50. liz4sale - April 23, 2009 4:05 PM
#32/#42 just curious..what exactly are you doing that matters in the world?
51. liz4sale - April 23, 2009 4:08 PM
#32/#42 oh and just to clear this up for you, you are doing the exact same thing as everyone else, but instead you are trashing the commenters on this site instead of the posts on the site, which i think is probably more sad than anything. i duno, just a thought.
52. So Sad - April 23, 2009 4:15 PM
47 & 48 - I'm not angry by the responses, just shows how you think. Not begging for responses, just knew you wouldn't be able to resist. Just because I'm not like some of you and ONLY talk shit about other people in a very harsh way....I'm a douche. Save the world??? Somebody should sure try and it's sad that people can't be more productive than this. Say what you want and I'll say what I want. You won't like it and I won't care. So that's how it works, if you don't use fowl lanuage and say things you wouldn't say in front of your mom or children.....if you have children, then you aren't welcome to share your thoughts? Great group of people. Sorry you can't see how sad it is...there are plenty of ways to get your point across without being so rude.
53. IRON TWAT - April 23, 2009 4:32 PM
@52 if you don't care, then why are you putting so much energy into it? Fuck off.
54. So Sad - April 23, 2009 4:39 PM
50 & 51 - Maybe oneday you will find out!!!!! There is a difference, you just don't see it. That's ok though
49 - Good point and your right, people who don't agree or see the joy in talking trash about other people that are trying to live their lives, just like you and I....shouldn't visit this site. With that, I'm out and the haters will be happy, no matter to me. Just remember what goes around comes around and it has a name...........KARMA!!!!
55. g_girl - April 23, 2009 4:40 PM
GROSS. Also, why does she insist on wearing bikinis?
56. So Sad - April 23, 2009 4:52 PM
MAN THERE ARE SOME MEAN ASS PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD>>>>>>>>SO SAD!!!!
53 - Your right, not worth the time or effort I'm putting in to it...... no need to let all this negativity get me down so I'm not wasting any more of my time. If this is what makes you feel important then so be it......Good luck on that!!
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57. IRON TWAT - April 23, 2009 4:59 PM
@56 - Kanye?
58. RichPort's Ghost - April 23, 2009 5:02 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaand another sad douche bucket goes down in flames...
59. Ash - April 23, 2009 5:18 PM
Dude get over it , Tara Reid's stomach isn't even that bad... Damn!
Post a picture of yourself and please allow me to pick it apart
Better yet perhaps i'll start my own gossip columb and feature you as my top story??
Get over it...
60. sunshine - April 23, 2009 5:45 PM
#47 - you are hilarious and exactly right!
61. Victoria - April 23, 2009 5:53 PM
So what? She isnt perfect who cares. All of the people on here bashing her because of what her body looks like should take a look in the mirror...do you have cellulite? Yes. I bet you do. Are you a guy who has lots of muscles? Im sure you have stretchmarks. Who cares. Dont come on here and trash talk this girl. She is having fun a living her life. And that is great she feels comfortable in a bikini despite all of the horrible things people say.
62. Victoria - April 23, 2009 5:53 PM
So what? She isnt perfect who cares. All of the people on here bashing her because of what her body looks like should take a look in the mirror...do you have cellulite? Yes. I bet you do. Are you a guy who has lots of muscles? Im sure you have stretchmarks. Who cares. Dont come on here and trash talk this girl. She is having fun a living her life. And that is great she feels comfortable in a bikini despite all of the horrible things people say.
63. mikeock - April 23, 2009 5:58 PM
Not bad for someone who has had a couple of kids. What? She hasn't? Oh ... never mind.
64. Frist' Battered Vagina Hole - April 23, 2009 6:40 PM
#52 we must do tea sometime dear.
65. jenny - April 23, 2009 7:33 PM
#52 Fowl = Birds I think the word you were going for is FOUL
66. J - April 23, 2009 8:09 PM
I still do her.
67. Katsup - April 23, 2009 8:26 PM
Honestly, I don't think she looks that bad.
68. 1moreidiotintheworld - April 23, 2009 8:54 PM
I just hurled in my lap......................... it looks just like her melted stomach......
69. Susan Smirn - April 23, 2009 9:39 PM
Maybe her fuck*n' manager should tell her to wear one-piece, for cripes sake. It's not the end of the world to get old. We are all gonna die, so get over it.
70. Susan Smirn - April 23, 2009 9:40 PM
Maybe her fuck*n' manager should tell her to wear one-piece, for cripes sake. It's not the end of the world to get old. We are all gonna die, so get over it.
71. Charley Kane - April 23, 2009 10:28 PM
Who the hell is Tara Reid? Name rings a bell, but thats all.
72. Taras stomach - April 23, 2009 10:51 PM
1-71... Youre wake up call is here... You are all douche bags
73. Taras nipples - April 23, 2009 10:53 PM
72. Good grammar
74. dot - April 23, 2009 11:08 PM
Give her a little credit, at least she's not trying to hide anything, and that means she has bigger stones than most of you sockfuckers. Besides, what's there is still better than 98% of the women you see at the beach.
75. azalea - April 23, 2009 11:12 PM
Face it. She's still hotter that anything any of you guys is ever going to be with. Especially considering that most days the only woman you even see is your mom, and then only when it's time for her foot rub..
76. megan - April 23, 2009 11:21 PM
ok most of your stuff is really funny but leave this chick alone. god, i'm sure she feels terrible enough about her body without you pointing it out every time a pic of her is taken.
77. Lex - April 23, 2009 11:22 PM
Cute puppy!
78. gerard Vandenberg - April 23, 2009 11:59 PM
Americans are so desperate & dumb, SILL WEARING A BIKINI!!
(the dog was "RAISED" in her belly, folks?)
79. Hot Celebrity Photo - April 24, 2009 3:24 AM
There is something wrong with her stomach, its like there rea lot of saggy skin, her boobs looks grteat though!
80. SueMe - April 24, 2009 3:45 AM
She may have had surgery, which Im completely against, but at least she's not fat like the rest of you fuckers ha ha!
If you don't like my comments then sue me, but I'll charge you first bitches!
81. lucy - April 24, 2009 4:33 AM
I have searched for more photos of this beauty and foun lot more on http://everyceleb.com/tara-reid-shows-herself-on-the-beach/article-3167
82. sonam - April 24, 2009 5:56 AM
ew ew ew!!!
83. killa - April 24, 2009 7:27 AM
she has a fergie hairline
84. wow - April 24, 2009 10:41 AM
This is the worst Friday ever. Thanks for nothing, superficial.
85. Blah Girls - April 24, 2009 2:00 PM
Ewwww nooooo!!!
86. underdog - April 25, 2009 12:18 AM
That's what happens when you give birth to a case of jack Daniels with a bottle of Vicodin for a head.
87. underdog - April 25, 2009 12:21 AM
Just to mention, the people on here defending her are probably distorted fat Aliens as well.
88. Fati - April 25, 2009 5:18 AM
She should never do this agin. Never again. *wipes vomit off mouth*
89. darksidepoints - April 25, 2009 7:11 AM
Are women supposed to have a 5cm gap between their breasts?
90. Reycez - April 25, 2009 4:41 PM
Everyone downing Tara reid needs to suck farts out of her ass. She looks better than 3/4's of you fucks, and she's laughing all the way to the bank.
Go Tara, you look fabulous girl!
91. blargh - April 25, 2009 5:54 PM
If she gained some fat, that would revitalize her easily. Quit smoking, drinking, etc and there you go, the Tara from American Pie is back. I'm talking "basic layer of fat needed by the human body to not age rapidly" fat.
But if she really does have Body Dysmorphic Disorder I doubt she'd like to gain weight, eventhough it would do her good.
Someone should give her a hug. :P
92. SoSadisMad - April 26, 2009 12:34 AM
So Sad - look we get it, you don't like it when people get picked on for how they look. But the reality is, that is how being an actress/actor works. If you base your career on your looks, use your body to land you parts, and then get surgery that makes you look like a dried prune, then you have basically just ended your career.
It's sad, tragic, and yes, funny. People will laugh at anything. Death, sex, drugs, food, plastic surgery, has been celebrities. It's all fair game for comedy.
Is it fair? I don't know.
Do I feel sorry for her? Yes a little. Not much, but a little. I know of a lot more people who have been dealt worse in life. She still has options. She can go back to school, get a degree, lead a quiet life where people won't make fun of her every time she wears a bathing suit. It's the life most of us live. She can take that route if she can stand not being famous anymore. It's up to her.
93. Cashmon - April 26, 2009 1:52 AM
She should have never had that surgery
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95. salawhite - April 26, 2009 10:45 AM
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96. gina - April 26, 2009 5:42 PM
her stomach looks better than i've seen it before, i think. her boob job is still effed up but i think if she tries to have any more surgery to fix it it will just make things worse, with her plastic surgery luck.
97. Tara - April 26, 2009 9:44 PM
I bet nobody important reads you guy's ignorant crap.
You all should get a life
98. Narcissist - April 27, 2009 9:22 PM
This is "So Freakin Hot"? If she had a T-shirt she could probably get some cute pictures. ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE, Tara.
@ 92 - Options. She could wear more clothes. That's another option.
99. SoSadIsMad - April 29, 2009 1:28 AM
@98 - I agree, a t-shirt would help and a good bra. It's really not that bad, all she needs is a little guidance.
100. mark - April 30, 2009 12:46 AM
This is exactly as I remember my grandma laying out by the pool when I would spend the summers with her. Now I must go and vomit.
101. Snikes - May 1, 2009 3:38 PM
I love her so much, I wish to touch her with my hands.