Apr 24 2009Susan Boyle gets gussied up

ROWR!

Just getting her unibrow shaved did it for me. Hot mama!

The Bible is filled with scientific accuracy, along with about 3500 prophecies. Not one predictive prophecy from the Bible has ever proven false. No other so-called holy book can make this claim. We are asked to have faith, not blind faith as the other religions would require.

We know that Christian faith is the true one because the Lord told us so. Christianity is the only faith that comes with someone who was willing to give up everything including his life for us. Jesus won't let you down if you keep your faith in him. He loves you, I love you (in a friendship sort of way). Good luck my friends and don't let Satan throw you off balance.

Angelic

Her story is incredible, in fact, if you had just posted these pictures a few weeks ago we'd all have believed that she was Rosie O'Donnell's new mentally challenged lover.

Thank you Rick ** hugs**

Her voice is so amazing, I could listen to her sing all day!

#3 - "don't let Satan throw you off balance"

Tell that to Pittsburgh. They're cruising along, up 3-0 in their playoff series, and they put Satan into the lineup - and get shut out, 3-zip. Ordinarily evil prevails in hockey, but this year, I dunno...

So Rick... what's your boyfriend's view on that?

I know Scotland wants full independence (goodbye) but didn't realised they had changed their currency already.
I would've thought the Euro would be a better choice.

I can't help but visualize the al-Qaeda honchos, whoever that is anymore, hearing about how big an issue this is, laughing about it and telling each other what a bunch of marshmallow soft infidels we are. These people are brutal without any scruples or morals whatsoever. They strap bombs to women like Sarah Boyle with Downs Syndrome, send them into the market and blow them up remotely.

Yeah, I understand the arguments against waterboarding, including do we want to stoop to their level? But they know that and will use it to their utmost advantage, which no doubt means death to us and to innocents. I mean, how can any loyal American feel pity for Khalid Sheik Mohammed, mastermind of 9-11 and personal beheader of Daniel Pearl, because he endures 90 seconds of discomfort?

Holy crap! Which country does she come from?

The cynic in me says unless she's got money in the bank already, the smart bet would've been to keep the church dress and unibrow until she won the thing. Or did she not realize people liked her because she was their grandma with talent, not the 23810832th Z-list reality whore?

She must have a voice like a talented nightingale to compensate her looks!

looks like she just stepped off the set of Harry Potter

Talented nightingale? Her voice must come straight from Heavenly Paradise!

Better than nothing though she is in dire need of an extreme makeover, oh well...

How about a few aerobics classes?

I <3 Susan Boyle!

Her voice is divine. One's outward appearance is temporary anyway.

she's cool and all, but she looks asian to me. she reminds me of that asian dude from amerian idol -william chung or chang or whatever.

she's cool and all, but she looks asian to me. she reminds me of that asian dude from amerian idol -william chung or chang or whatever.

You fly is open lady [pic2]

It's heartbreaking to realize that she will be turning tricks for crack probably less than a year after Simon Cowell has tosses her aside.

@13 All I saw in your post was "Blah blah blah, yakkity smakkity"
Good job!

the scarf and leather jacket look definitely is working for her

i think she definitely looks better. i was not too amazed by her voice...

Number 13

I would suggest you read your Bible a little better. God only likes one type of human. The rest of us are of secondary importance for some reason. He created the universe and all that sort of thing (quite a vast and impressive undertaking) but decided to have a convenant with one Arab looking group. They were in captivity at the time in Egypt. He wasn't strong enough to free them with his magic powers though. By the time they got to Palestine, he had his chosen wizard all over them, slaughtering them and taking their land away.

This is told in the Bible. Read it carefully.

hey Jaan, she has to have her fly open... because *whispers* she's a bit of a fatty... Yawn! Boyle is probably just a massive set up, Simon found some switched on singer and said, hey we could run circles around the MSM, it's been pinched from 'Fair Lady'... so freaking what if she can sing, statistically there must be thousands of people who look like here that can sing well.

Why don't all you cocksuckers for once look in the mirror at yourselves
your all brave on the other side of that keyboard. But truth be told your all a bunch of chicken shit little punk asses
Including the moron who runs this website,
The superficial is obviously a place where all the low life can hide

#30 Larry has been reported.

She's an OK singer (just OK), so I don't really see what all the fuss is about. That's the net for you, continually making random people oddly famous. At least she doesn't look like the pub owner's frumpy wife any more, she's now stepped up to frumpy schoolteacher (like at Hogwarts, #15, good one), and that's about as glamorous as she's going to get.

I say, good for her.

#30
hey edna reported, what a blithering idiot !!!
Get a life and report yourself to the nearest animal control officer

and yet...you're here #30....hmmm....

Just seen she was referenced on south park.
How fast are they churning them out?

All cynicalism (new word) aside, I like this woman. She shut everybody right the fuck up, not many people have had that kind of experience in life where they turn a whole crowd of haters into fans. Most celebs do the exact opposite with their lives and careers. I jus hope she becomes successful enough to buy and sell the d-bags like Simon Cowell who are now using the shit out of her to make assloads of undeserved money because average is the new hot all of a sudden.

People relate to the underdog and to those who are undervalued and underestimated, because most of us fit into those categories in some way. Also a lot of people were suddenly hit with the reality that Simon the snob of a-hole century would treat their own Mom or Grandma like total shit if he ever got the chance simply because he can. So it was nice to see that little talentless fucker get put in his place. Who knew a kindly middle aged virgin would be the one to do it.

I'd rather see a real woman with real talent than some vapid silicone filled herpes infested fame crazed whore skank like Heidi Montag or the throngs of worthless women you could replace her with without anyone ever noticing. ust don't go thinking the media/hollywood finally grew a heart, Susan proved marketable and that's all they care about.

larry, since you're here, you're a lowlife too. PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!

#11 - pretend for a minute that we decided NOT to use waterboarding. Then imagine U.S. soldiers getting captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan, and then subjected to "aggressive" interrogation techniques including waterboarding. Do you think for one second that we wouldn't prosecute them for torture (among other crimes)? Do you think there would be the slightest debate here about whether waterboarding qualifies as torture? Don't lie - you know perfectly well we'd see the issue as crystal-clear.

Besides, we had all the info we needed prior to 9/11 to prevent the attack. Just ask Condoleeza Rice. We've got all the information we need and we always have. In fact, we've got more info that we can deal with. We don't need to torturers, we need people who can THINK.

Good Effort! I hope your career takes off!

Harry Potter all grown up.

She is an awesome lady from what I have seen, with far more talent than most anyone in Hollywood. Hopefully, she'll beat the crap out of Celine Dion soon. :)

She looks good now,but the first time I saw her, she looked worse than those talking trees in The Wizard of Oz. You know - the ones that threw apples at everybody.

Don't throw apple at me Susan!!!!!!!!!

Still, I bet she's got a bush the size of the Scottish flag.

If this is a make-over,how did she look before?

Camel toe!

#30... Like you!

I'd hit that like an over-ripe haggis....oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

@40 Finally, someone mentioned her camel toe.

shut up you fucking assholes.

this woman has talent. she may not be a beauty queen, but she is nearly 50 and really does not have to impress anyone.

why does anyone here even care what she looks like?

I know!

It must be because you are all super hot people who do more than sit in a cubicle all day. I'll bet that each and everyone of you who posts a nasty comment about a celebrity is actually living your dream.
You are all probably models and artists and not bored and insignificant, mediocre people whose lives are as predictable as sunrise. That must be where you get the license to write such heavy handed judgments.

i get it now.

I googled," Susan Boyle: camel toe," just to see if any one else noticed it--which lead me to this site. I agree; she's workin' it, alright!

#39

your first mistake is putting us on the same playing field as the Taliban. Do you know what they do 'is all in a day's work'? They have locked school kids in a building, locked all the doors and then lit it on fire, simply because they were girls.

You cannot compare the 2 situations as if they start from the same place. I say waterboard that motherfucker, Khaleid Sheik What-the-fuck Muhammed, for each of the kids left without a parent on 9/11.

How did the popular conspiracy hogwash about Khaled Sheikh Mohammed creep into a discussion about Susan Boyle's image? For starters, there is zero proof that KSM was responsible for Daniel Pearl's murder. According to CIA and other US government sources KSM lied through his teeth, on multiple occasions that resulted in that so-called confession. Not only that, but in that horrible video of Pearl's execution, two of the men were clearly Caucasians.. they didnt cover-up well enough!

Furthermore, avery mild version of waterboarding that US Navy Seals undergo in training causes these so-called ultra-tough individuals to break down in hysterics within ONE MINUTE. The type of waterboarding practised at Gitmo on suspects WHO HAVE NOT BEEN PROVEN GUILTY by a court is 100 times more vicious and prolonged; it involves the suspect actually being drowned, (sometimes clinical death occurs), and then being revived by a military physician. Many waterboarding victims are brain-damaged as a result of this torture. The corporate media have presented an easily disgestible ersatz version of what really happens in a Gitmo version of waterboarding, and as always, we swallowed the koolaid. "America doesnt torture?"

After WW2 a US military court found Japanese officers guilty of committing torture via waterboarding. The sentences tanged from 15 years hard labor, to DEATH BY HANGING. The difference between the Japanese men is that they had a fair trial.. the 100s of Gitmo concentration camp detainees haven't even been charged with anything. It is only just that those who ordered the waterboarding of the "not guilty until proven so" suspects should be subject to a similar set of punishments, that is, if we have any sense of standards.

It is highly unlikely that KSM was involved in the planning and masterminding of 9/11; his timeline as available in the public domain clearly indicates otherwise. Furthermore, his "confessions" were obtained under conditions of torture, and thus they have ZERO legal grounds, according to US law. It seems clear that there was an attitude of "get someone, get anyone", because of pressure from an angry public to do just that; guilty or innocent was irrelevant.

There are a lot of people who WANT TO BELIEVE that KSM killed Pearl, and masterminded 9/11, because he is (a) ugly and unkempt, (b) a middle eastern Muslim guy, and (c) because the mainstream "axis of weasel' media have pounded the lies about him for so long now that it has become a part of history, even if the facts don't fit. It makes us comfortable to lay the blame on someone who looks as nasty and ugly as the crimes ascribed to him. KSM is probably a criminal of sorts, but masterminding 9/11? Lets use our common sense before we engage our ugly biases with a series of equally Pavlovian knee-jerks.

There is a parallel here with our attitude towards Susan Boyle before she sang, and wowed the world with her wonderful voice and interpretation: her image didn't fit with what the media have brainwashed the public into expecting how a great sounding singer should look, or how she should dress. Susan Boyle smashed the marketers shallow mold and now the naysayers are eating platefuls of crow.

At some point in the fairly near future (perhaps before this time next year), the army of cowards baying for Khaled Sheikh Mohammed's death without allowing him a fair trial, will also be eating heaping platefuls of crow. I hope people understand what I am saying; a far bigger shock than Susan Boyle's masterful performance is going to descend on the world very soon as regards the world's most heinous crime of modern times. Brace yourselves.

for fuckssake STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!

WE, europeans, don't need all the AAAAH's, OEH's & OOOH's of childish america, folks!!

The Definition of Hypocrisy:

"If there is somebody captured, I expect those people to be treated humanely. If not, the people who mistreat the prisoners will be treated as war criminals."

-- George W. Bush, March 23, 2003, responding to an Iraqi TV interview of several captured American soldiers.
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Even with the makeover...she's not fuckable!

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Why? but she looks like a MAN now!

We wish her the best ofcourse.We always encourage peaceful people and there must be a reason for the hype she has caused.But honestly we think her looks are the reason why she's spectacular at the moment.

There're whole masses of folks with an acceptable voice for singing but the looks are a bit lacking.

Whoof! Whoof! I'm quite an allright singer!

Phil (#8), will you marry me?

She has an amazing voice, and I felt really bad about judging her based on looks before I heard her sing. That being said, why are people still talking about her?

susan boyle...hideous woman with a decent singing voice. i guess thats all you need to become a "breakout" star...that said i know you shouldnt have to be gorgeous to be famous but i wasnt all that amazed by her voice. "voice of an angel"? no. try sarah mclaughlin. i dont know about u guys but the name boyle just doesnt sit right with me. kinda gross.

Susan Boyle should not be on this site. Despite her obvious extraordinary talent, she was never famous until she reached 47 and found herself at a singing contest by accident. And even there, she almost didn't make it, because she was not "sexy" enough.
The superficial is precisely about expressing anger towards the celebrities we are told to worship, who (most of the time) have not enough talent to justify the money they are making. They are ready to do just about anything to get attention and many used their ass a lot to get there. It is a pleasure to bash them.
To whoever said "You are all probably models and artists and not bored and insignificant, mediocre people": personally I had the choice between art and engineering, I chose engineering and do not see why I would be more "insignificant" than some anorexic catwalk idiot or finger shit painter.
Like most other folks on this site, I guess.

I've had enough of this woman. She's not that great a singer, and her 'story' has been told before. Last year, some fat bald sloppy guy that sang opera did the same exact thing. This is just a media ploy. Ratings for that show must be way down.

I'd rather have another fat assed sloppy urinal Kim Kardashian story than hear about some unknown woman in the UK.

The entire thing was a publicity stunt. Im amazed so many have fallen for it.

# 8 was actually quite funny.

But I must admit this Satan guy should probable shave - and lose the Fu Man Chu if he wants to broaden his fan base past say--the Masons etc.
And keep the stick on the ice - that type of thing

probably* shave

Re: The Bible and its accuracy

"The Bible is filled with scientific accuracy, along with about 3500 prophecies. Not one predictive prophecy from the Bible has ever proven false."

- Are you serious? Let me just provide a few examples...FROM GENESIS ALONE.
1.) # God says that if Adam eats from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, then the day that he does so, he will die. But later Adam eats the forbidden fruit (3:6) and yet lives for another 930 years (5:5). 2:17

# As a punishment for killing Abel, God says Cain will be "a fugitive and a vagabond." Yet in just a few verses (4:16-17) Cain will settle down, marry, have a son, and build a city. This is not the activity one would expect from a fugitive and a vagabond. 4:12

# God promises Abram and his descendants all of the land of Canaan. But both history and the bible (Acts 7:5 and Heb.11:13) show that God's promise to Abram was not fulfilled. 13:15, 15:18, 17:8, 28:13-14

"We know that Christian faith is the true one because the Lord told us so."
- Umm...you realize that is not an argument, right? If I tell you believing I am the son of God, does that also make it right?

"Christianity is the only faith that comes with someone who was willing to give up everything including his life for us."
- Actually, have you ever heard of HORUS? His story is IDENTICAL to Jesus', yet he came thousands of years before Jesus. He was crucified to fulfill a prophecy, he was buried in a tomb, rose from the dead, and is said to come again some day to rule for 1000 years. Sound familiar? These are not the only comparisons either. You should Google it.

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#70 is absolutely right. If you want to actually learn something check out the religion part from the zeitgeist movie (this is part 1 of 3 but after seeing part 1 I assure you you will want to see the rest)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeZB2EsPqGE

She looks like she is morphing into Ricky Gervais.

Susan Boyle's beautiful soul shines from within. And her voice is angelic. I loved her and I hope she wins. She has a strong faith in God so I think she will be fine, and have an enduring career. I will definitely be buying her first cd. Can't wait~

I actually like the way she looks. She has the sweetest smile.

Some people of course prefer a woman to be blond, weigh 98 lbs and have fake boobs. Oh, I forgot, this is SUPERFICIAL. com -:)

Susan Boyle's beautiful soul shines from within. And her voice is angelic. I loved her and I hope she wins. She has a strong faith in God so I think she will be fine, and have an enduring career. I will definitely be buying her first cd. Can't wait~

I actually like the way she looks. She has the sweetest smile.

Some people of course prefer a woman to be blond, weigh 98 lbs and have fake boobs. Oh, I forgot, this is SUPERFICIAL. com -:)