Apr 14 2009Shauna Sand is classy as ever

eww

that guy has the longest scarf evar

Nice nips in the last picture

Does this skank own any other shoes??!!! I am sick to death of seeing these things on her feet!!!!!!!!!

This is what Randal Sandell's bride will be wearing on her wedding day.

So if I literally have peroxide hair, giant fake tits, I can have the ugliest face in the world?

She reminds me of Goldie Hawn in "Death Becomes Her". She looks like she's about to crack apart.

Dude, going out in lingerie in public is not cool. And these pics are totally NSFW

WTF!!!!!!!!!!! Those shoes again?!?!?!? This is revolting, she's a puked up jizzed on disgusting whore! I hope she just goes away, honestly, this is just sad.

That guy beside her...who is that luscious creature?

Too bad he's not only infested with all STDs known to man from accessing her cavernous twat, but a complete disgusting idiot to even be standing in a 10 mile radius of that bio hazardous skank.

He's nice to look at, though.

Uh, you can totally see her nipples in every picture. WHERE ARE THE STARS?!

Doesnt she have kids? How old are they? OMG what if they sees these pics? Even if they are young now, what if they see them when the get older? how embarasing. :( She makes me so sad.

Her hair extensions are the best-looking fake thing about her!

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you want us to call "BILL THE FIREMARSHALL", folks?

If I was this bitch, I would shun myself from society to protect humanity. That face is actually offensive. Those lips. HOW IS THAT ALLOWED.
You really have to question society when someone actually desires to look like this and surgically alters their face--which was once natural at a time (whaa?)--to look like a disfigured mannequin.

Who is this!? I don't even want to waste my time wikipedia-ing.
Why are people even photographing her?? Is it because she is the epitome of an LA vision, plastic surgery obsession gone wrong?

Don't even answer me. Because I could care less, "this" has got to stop, America.

Boolaho!

Wow! Nice nipples!

Hey, new shoes! They set off all her timeless features.

What the hell? SAME damed joke. I swear I've read this before. Write something new or are you running out of ideas??

Seriously, who finds this B attractive? Blonde hair, big lips, and gigantic tits, very original. Just your run of the mill pornstar.

Seriously, who finds this B attractive? Blonde hair, big lips, and gigantic tits, very original. Just your run of the mill pornstar.

Seriously, who finds this B attractive? Blonde hair, big lips, and gigantic tits, very original. Just your run of the mill pornstar.

But who is she?

She's like a really busted up version of Gisele Bündchen.

You know this "The Cougar" ad they're showing right now? That gals pretty cute in every pic I've seen of her...EXCEPT the one they used over to the left, the one they're promoting the show with. Looks like a wig and a girdle or something. DESPERATE.

ooohh myyyyyyyy. what a beautiful man she's with. if crusty skanks like her are getting guys like that than wtf am i doing wrong??? i hope he's not hittin that...

Her big claim to fame is that she is the ex wife of Lorenzo Lamas, who was in Falcon Crest and the SnakeEater movies. She's gross, and yes she does have kids who are still in elementary school. Gah, don't these places that she goes have dress codes or anything, how bout a No Shoes, No Shirt, No Skanks, No Service policy!!!

These 2 just exude class.

Dude looks like he's sucked copious amounts of cock.

I think her left nipple is attempting to run away.

It's getting so that these fake-face people are starting to look normal. Looks like The Elephant Man was born in the wrong century. He'd be a god now. Or Mickey Rourke.

She looks like a post-op tranny. A perfect example of too much plastic surgery. I think if I jumped on her, her huge water bag tits would explode. They look hard!!

Dear lord. Paparazzi need to stop encouraging her for the sake of her poor children!

Nice to see she dragged out the ole' lucite stripper heels to complete that gorgeous ensemble.
The guy is gorgeous- what's he doing with an old hag butter face like her??? Ohhh yeah- she has money.

@Jazz That's not a scarf. That is what remains of John Mayer's mankini.

She's a nasty skank but her arm candy is FINE!!!

She has a great plastic surgeon...

BARF!

Seriously?... You find that guy hot? What did he wash his hair with, baby oil?

She's doing fine if her level of class snags her a super hot guy like that!

@4 - She has feet?

Two utter douchebags.

Say what you want about Silicon Valley here, but she looks way more fuckable than "the Cougar" chick.

Shauna Sand was actually sort of decent looking a decade or so ago. Hard to believe, I know. Now she is revolting. Even more revolting when she's dressed like this...and hanging out with this greasy looking motherfucker.

I checked out a labor and delivery VHS tape from the library when I was pregnant 6 years ago. Anyhoo, there they were, Lorenzo Llama & this penis rag pathetically offering THEY'RE input on child birth. She looked hella more normal than this, but trying to pontificate about children in any way and ending up this way is criminal. The abuse their children must endure at school over the skankosity of this worse than a vegas hooker standing on a street corner in black town. I wish I attended their school so I myself can berade the DNA of such a master of vomit inducing desperation to be looked at cuz daddy didn't pay any attention to anything classy she had to offer, just "her tits and ass please" he said to her before making an unhonest woman out of her at age 5. Just watched Grease with Lorenzo in it playing the exact douch bag he is in real life with his football helmet stuck to his foot. SHOOT BOTH OF THESE BAGS OF DOG SHIT AND LOR.LAM FOR MULTIPLYING THE SPAWN OF BIMBO SKANK HOOKER-NESS!

She gave the garder belt the night off,,,now if i deposit a few single to her cleaves would i be wrong?

@26 He is hitting that.. litteraly. Isn't that her on of man who beats her all the time?

Come on! Please STOP posting this Butt Ugly woman.

When you get Lamased, you never recover.

All this...and cigarettes too!

Someone please buy her a second pair of shoes.
These two are the epitome of class (and Hollywood.)

Her nipples look like there about ready to drop off being gnarled and looking like bad pork rinds. That reminds me not to order the Pizza Hut pepperoni super pizza for dinner, I think I'll throw up.

Bitch, get some new shoes. So tired of seeing your tranny ass wearing the same old, tacky lucite stripper heels. Enough!!!

Those poor guys lining up on the right for some Cougar action have no idea that what awaits them to the left of the post is nastier than Shauna and needs more photoshop stat!

How about instituting a moratorium of Sauna Sand posts. Like maybe until she gets a new pair of shoes? That would be noteworthy.
ok bye

Damn, Superficial, I just hurled my eggs and toast onto my keyboard. First the Tori Spelling monstrosity and now this. I thought you were all about the Beautiful People? Not these diarrhea-on-a-stick revulsions.

If she is going for the stripper look, I think she arrived. She wears those shoes over and over. Someone get her a pole! Her "ex" (L.L). husband was right when he called her a whore.

1. Change your shoes.. you look bad!

2. Not all publicity is good publicity sweetie.

3. He looks like her gay best friend. Someone has a fag hag!

She would be totally hot if she ditch the hore makeup, hore shoes, hore dress, and presented herself as a normal chick. but instead she looks like some body that is trying to hold on her youth and thinks dressing and looking that way makes her significant.

But if there is one thing you can change on her is buy a different pair of shoes, that is the only pair of she owns!!!!!

#31 - LOL! Good one! Mickey Rourke and the Elephant Man.

Is that John Abraham she's with?

who's dis ho?

That body is a full time job. I sure hope that someone appreciates it.

She disgusting. She looks like the blow up doll version of the "Crypt Keeper" dude/girl from the "Tales From The Crypt" movie.

What's that guy doing with that 2000 year old fossil?

That whore was wearing the same dress in white while eating ice cream with her girls on the weekend.

I hope they're in a convertible, so he can pull an Isadora Duncan with that scarf. Douchebag.

omg that guy is so HOTTT ai ai ai ai sizzle sizzle
i want to lick him

I still don't know who Shauna Sand is or what she's famous for...