Apr 30 2009Sean Penn files for divorce. For real this time.
Sean Penn has filed for divorce from Robin Wright-Penn, and this time he means it. TMZ reports:
According to papers filed last week in Marin County Superior Court, Penn cites "irreconcilable differences." The couple was married 13 years and has two minor children.
Penn wants each party to pay for their own lawyers. And, he checked the box saying he wants the judge to terminate the court's power to award spousal support.
The couple announced they were divorcing in December 2007 -- but recanted four months later after changing their minds.
Of course, if I had sex with Natalie Portman, I'd probably get a divorce, too. But then again, why bother having sex again after that? Everything else will just pale in comparison, so you might as well stay married and never have sex again. Stop me if I'm making too much sense.
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Reader Comments
1. Mike Hawk - April 30, 2009 1:45 PM
Pennis
2. erika - April 30, 2009 1:47 PM
did u read that miss portman?
yey!
3. amanda - April 30, 2009 1:48 PM
its ok, her westley will come for her
4. PunkA - April 30, 2009 1:58 PM
Princess Buttercup or Princess Amidala. Tough choice, but I'd go with the medieval wench. She probably blows you better than the jewsih princess, too.
Sean Penn = EPIC FAIL
5. iamlemonfresh - April 30, 2009 2:00 PM
oooh! and madonna's available again too! think sean's way too old for her now?
6. Ketielynn - April 30, 2009 2:04 PM
Good for his wife. The only way this could get better is if he moves over to his buddy Hugo's. He is an Ass.
7. p0nk - April 30, 2009 2:16 PM
all he needs are "some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and he's fine."
hope she gets the rest.
8. GuyHolly - April 30, 2009 2:25 PM
Take him for all he's worth Robin. Sean is the biggest douchebag.......EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
9. brooklyn - April 30, 2009 2:26 PM
Maybe Robin Wright-Penn grew weary of the vapid embracing of oppressive Communist Dictatorships.
Maybe...
10. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx - April 30, 2009 2:28 PM
What a dickhead..
11. Jason - April 30, 2009 2:34 PM
Well maybe this fucking traitor can finally go marry hugo chavez now!! I wish nothing but swine flu on this asshole!!
12. Fati - April 30, 2009 2:34 PM
tragic
13. jewish princess - April 30, 2009 2:41 PM
PunkA - I can assure you that Jewish girls give the best BJs... ever hear of monica lewinsky? hahaha
14. me - April 30, 2009 2:49 PM
"Uh, your honor...my husband is a huge left wing douche bag."
I RULE FOR ROBIN! 123 No appeals. JINX!
15. mikeock - April 30, 2009 2:50 PM
Commie douchebag. I bet he's already on a plane to suck off a Castro.
16. GuyHolly - April 30, 2009 2:55 PM
@13 Monica has to be good at bj's. It's the only way anyone would ever get that close to her ugly ass.
17. mikeock - April 30, 2009 2:57 PM
Commie douchebag. I bet he's already on a plane to suck off a Castro.
18. Dude - April 30, 2009 2:59 PM
#13 as I recall, Bill jizzed all over her black dress. How good could it have been if she didn't swallow or take it in the face?
19. Fidel - April 30, 2009 3:37 PM
I sure hope he tells me how to vote again. I need guys with their shit together, like Sean Penn has, to tell me how to vote. You see, I'm stupid. I think that Hugo Chavez is a communist prick who oppresses the masses with a red jackboot, but smart people like Sean Penn have shown me the light.
Thank you, Sean Penn, for being the model we should aspire to... you ass-monkey.
20. Websters - April 30, 2009 3:56 PM
You can dress up a rodent in an expensive suit, but it is still a pest that you want to eradicate.
21. jazzhandz - April 30, 2009 4:07 PM
He's a fucking donut. I don't believe Natalie Portman slept with that hamster. He wishes.
22. Grimmer - April 30, 2009 5:17 PM
Run Jenny! Run!
23. LenS - April 30, 2009 6:05 PM
I guess his fist got tired of hitting Princess Buttercup. He is getting older. From now on, he'll need a woman who hits herself on command instead.
24. joy - April 30, 2009 6:21 PM
Are you listening Madonna?
25. joy - April 30, 2009 6:22 PM
Madonna, your first true love is available!
26. mikeock - April 30, 2009 7:26 PM
too bad Katie Holmes is spoken for. She'd be the perfect drone for this communist jag-off
27. the world according to ROUGH! - April 30, 2009 8:28 PM
Well well well, another one bite the dust, you know whos responsible for this right? yep you guest it ....other broads...
28. AirMail56 - April 30, 2009 9:20 PM
Perhaps "Milk" was not really an act...
29. Color me perplexed - April 30, 2009 11:18 PM
Since when does this website like Natalie Portman. It used to equate her sexuality with that of a little boy, which it is.
30. gerard vandenberg - May 1, 2009 1:44 AM
"CRAZYNESS" is contagious indeed.
.........LOOK HERE, folks!!
31. Vince Lombardi - May 1, 2009 8:57 AM
When finalized, I hope she changes her name to "Robin Wrong Penn."
32. livi - May 1, 2009 12:46 PM
doesn't anyone remember when he was arrested for beating her?
33. qwer - May 1, 2009 3:45 PM
Natalie Portman is about the only thing in the world that would make me stop staring longingly at Robin Wright.
Sean Penn is big pimpin.
34. mark - May 1, 2009 6:36 PM
I can't believe anyone would sleep with that guy.
He looks and acts like a wrinkled, saggy old penis. That is what he is, an old penis with ears. His movies suck, one dimentional, he is Jeff Spicoli in every movie and any hack can act like Jeff Spicoli. To top it off, he walks around with all of these rediculous opinions on everything. Its all rhetoric regurgitated communist crap that has been said so many times before him. We should send him half way back to Russia. I would say the whole way but the Russians don't want that idiot either. What a fucking clown this guy is. I wish I could have a debate with this ass clown so I could show him how stupid he is. Asshole
35. mark - May 1, 2009 6:46 PM
I wish he would leave our country and go live with his fag boyfriend Hugo Chavez. No way he slept with Natalie Portman. He was too busy bangin Obamas balls off of his chin while Raul and Fidel Castro were getting him from behind. Penn + R. Castro + F. Castro + Chavez = gay porn. He is a communist asshole. Assclowns
36. BuffaloSixtySex - May 2, 2009 9:21 AM
I think it'd be hilarious if Natalie Portman started hoin' around the shriveled pricks of Hollywood. I guess she does like meat after all...
37. bleh... - May 5, 2009 7:45 AM
Congrats to his wife. I couldn't imagine being married to that grumpy miserable old fool.
38. gigi - May 9, 2009 11:50 AM
he looks very hot here... kinda dirty-might-hurt-you-hot... hmmm...
39. Paula VIla - May 14, 2009 9:41 PM
I cannot believe what a phony he is. Going on and on about communism and the humanitarians that castro and chavez are, meanwhile he lives in ELITE Marin County. Getting on boats during the hurricane for the cameras! come on! he's soooooooooooooooo full of shit. he wouldn't last 5 minutes under castro or chavez, he needs his cappacinos in Marin too much.