Apr 7 2009Samantha Ronson seeks restraining order against Linday Lohan

Let's see how much better she can do. Samantha will never get laid again.

Que juicy gossip.

How shocking is it that Sam has more common sense than Rihanna?

So does that mean Samantha's available??? Yayyyyy!!!!! (call me, Sam!)

She looks like she ready to kill a bitch.

Why does she always look like Gollum following Frodo to Mt. Doom? Well, I mean if Gollum wore pants, a knit cap, and possibly a bra(?).

bahahaha
thank god <3
Lindsey will finally be straight again

odds on hohan parties with party mom dina? 10-1

I dont like this Samantha girl.. I hope Lindsay goes Chris Brown on her ass, that would be funny.

who's that dude?

restraining order?? What could that skinny bitch possibly do to her? And who the hell is the 'Ronson family"? I knew she had a famous brother but now its a whole clan???

Ronson looks like she's been face down in some firecrotch for way too long.

Time to hit the titi bar Sam...

Nice hat.

Since we're amongst friends..... I went home last night and masturbated furiously to "Mean Girls" again...

Anyway.... between the kumstains and the skidmarks in my underwear, I debated throwing them away. But Mommy won't buy me any new underwear until I wear out my Sears Toughskins. You know, the "husky" sized pants for "husky" lads (read: fat SOBs who'll never get laid except for the 5-knuckle shuffle, if we can count that....)

Sometimes the self-loathing overcomes me in waves that would make those 100-ft swells in "The Perfect Storm" look like ripples in puddle....

Is him... Seems he is famous on some tall dating place ____TallMingle.com___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there

This chick is sexy! Damn!

@15 that one was slightly enertaining. Keep it up, maybe some day in the far far away future you will actually be semi-funny. Doubt it; but could happen.

Ronson being the sane, steady one is like Kevin Federline being the "good" parent.

NICE! Now send Lindsey this way for some rough "hate yourself" rebound sex.

Important announcement to make;hola!

@18 Agreed, I was kinda amused as well. But, his vast knowledge of overweight adolescent's underwear lines has me questioning him..

@15 - You hold onto that grude. Hold it tight and never let it go! It's all you have! You think about it at night! You rub your smarmy hands together plotting and planning witty retorts only to reuse the same tired old references.....and everyone reads you and thinks, "God, this guy doesn't let it go..he must really be jealous of the guy he's ragging on...." which in turn, only makes the real RichPort more attractive, because he obviously has gotten the better of you and you can't let it go. So, keep picking at your emotional scars.

COUNTDOWN to Leaked porno for Lilo:

21 days.....

This is AWESOME.....Eminem raps about fucking Sarah Palin

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/07/eminem-raps-about-sex-wit_n_183958.html

lol @ 23

Lindsay has borderline personality disorder and with an upset like this expect a suicide attempt (probably with pills) very shortly. Borderlines fear abandonment and getting dumped is a sure fire way to make her suicidal.

Probably a stunt.

@27...I dunno about her having a borderline personality disorder. Looks like she's got a full blown personality disorder to me. HA!

Who's respinoble?

Who saw this coming... really? I guess I just misjudged their commitment and devotion. They just seemed so happy and now.... sniff... it's over? Should we spin the wheel of lilo misfortune and see what's in store next...whoosh..... rehab.... glue sniffer.... slips a nip.... passes out and goes to hosp... no! the wheel stops on public tirade with a finger salute to the paparazzi. Okay great, now we have that to look forward to.

@6 I think I can do better:

I just realized that all Samantha Ronson needs is a pair of goggles and she will be able to tag along with Vin Diesel in Pitch Black.

"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself"

Is there a moment that this c-u-next-tuesday ISN'T focused on herself?

And passed out in a bathroom stall doesn't count.

Who's Linday Lohan?

Who's Linday Lohan?

She is one ugly she-male, fo sho.

I know Sam always looks like a dude, but she actually is quite pretty (if you look hard on the net you'll find one or two pics where she looks like a woman). Yeah, her rates, fame, etc. probably went up because of Lindsay, but my guess it's just not worth putting up with the massive amounts of CRAZY that come along with Lindsay.

Any bets on how long until Lindsay gets a 5150 involuntary psychiatric hold ala Britney? Sadly, I doubt neither one of her parents is capable of pulling a Jamie Spears and stepping in to get the girl's life together.

Switching the Red Bull for Big Macs would be a giant step in the right direction.

"taking a break to focus on herself?" bwahahahahaha

wtf, i almost spit my mocha-frapa-machiati whatever out...

HER ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTANCE IS ABOUT NOTHING OTHER THAN FOCUSING ON HERSELF ffs....

did ashton write that up?

this has to be a fucking joke.

saMAN is nature's practical joke of trying to combine two sexes into one person

How about Jamie Spears taking over LiLo's life too? Maybe he can make her do a rehab and cut her off from the world with no cell phones and no unmonitered outings or phones. Yep, her and Brittany can be roomies!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Seriously, LiLo is a lost soul and needs someone to get her back on track. Is it "kewl" to have public nervous breakdowns now?!

God damn she's fucking ugly.

I want to fuck Samantha, there I said it.

@ 11

Google Sam's family - that bitch comes from a shitload of money and believe it or not...

talent and friends in high places...

Lindsay doesn't even reach her ankles in that dept. - Lindsay's just two-bit Long Island trash in comparison...

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/feature-articles/royal-ronsons-lookbook-0908

i think ronson is kinda cute. i would definitely scissor with her any day.

That's a woman?

I don't know what the fuck Lindsay is packin' in the bedroom but this this chick looks like she's been riding a horse!!! Infact, Ms Lohag might've driven Herbie right up her love tunnel and left it there. No doubt with a trunk full of blow...

man that bitch is fucking disgusting. shes whiter than her beloved pile of coke, skinny as fuck, and always looks like she's hasnt slept in 3 days. that goes for both of them actually, except lindsay is orange.

I never noticed it before, but in each of the pics, with Lindsay in them, she's showing off her watch. Like it's an award or trophy. Wow, great job Dina. Your 22 year old daughter judges life by material things. That might be a harder habit to break than coke/horse. Again, great job Dina! Hope that, "Mother of the Year" award, pays your bills, from here on out. You destroyed your daughter. And by the way, I understand she's an adult. She had no guidance getting there! Dina sucks and should be an outcast to society. Sorry for the rant. I hope she reads it.

I'm pretty sure "taking time for myself" involves boatloads of cocaine and another trip to the hospital for "exhaustion"

I love how Sam's holding her keys in the offensive, street fightin', "I'll cut you" mode. She means business.

I think I'm gonna love sam.

Who is LINDAY Lohan?

Hah. Lindsay says, "We're just taking a break. The restraining order is only temporary".

I hope Samantha knows that Michael Lohan and everyone else is here to offer her their emotional support. We all love you so much Samantha!

@32 Too bad Samanthas not the same character in the sequel, The Chronicles of Riddick (Alexa Davalos).
http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmTv/features/thechroniclesofriddick/alexa.asp

. . . I have one word for you: PENIS.

Now, give up the carpet munching and get back to PENIS.

There, that takes care of that. OK, what do you want me to fix next, celeb world?

Sam looks like a cracked out Zac Efron

@ 43: cool! thanx

Sam does drugs has friends of bad influence fucks around acts immature etc.

Lindsay cares about her a lot but has a hard time dealing with that stress of trying to help sam get better.

I was there once with my first long relationship. Its a bitch.

she can move in with me

she can move in with me