Here's Rosie O'Donnell boarding her boat over the weekend, and I can only assume she was on her way to tackle some pirates. Fortunately for them, Navy SEALs showed up first and slit their throats because otherwise... Jesus. I don't even want to think about it.
The Superficial is a celebrity gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and The Superficial makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.
All images that appear on the site are copyright their respective owners and The Superficial claims no credit for them unless otherwise noted. If you own the rights to any of the images and do not wish them to appear on the site please contact us and they will be promptly removed
Reader Comments
1. Hamburgler007 - April 13, 2009 12:33 PM
She is every mans fantasy.
2. sasha - April 13, 2009 12:33 PM
ouch
3. Pyrett Lova - April 13, 2009 12:34 PM
i wanna lick that.
4. abgenre - April 13, 2009 12:34 PM
first?
5. green_eyes - April 13, 2009 12:34 PM
Ugh. Camel toe. I just lost my lunch.
6. Dean - April 13, 2009 12:34 PM
EWWW Camel toe! *vomit
7. Will - April 13, 2009 12:36 PM
Rosie toe? OH GOD MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
8. ultradev - April 13, 2009 12:38 PM
Oh god ... it looks like she pissed herself in the second pic
9. Jrz - April 13, 2009 12:39 PM
She looks like a big Samoan dude.
10. gross - April 13, 2009 12:40 PM
wow...is that a dick? She looks terrible....
11. Hope - April 13, 2009 12:43 PM
I wonder if she's availabe ot help me move furniture this weekend.
12. Soop - April 13, 2009 12:43 PM
The best thing for sailors everywhere would be for her to be taken hostage. The pirates would never, I mean NEVER, risk their ocular health again. They'd return to subsistance fishing and the waterways would be safe once again.
13. SoTe - April 13, 2009 12:47 PM
Ladies, this is what u want to show ur man right before they are about to come a little too soon. Mind u, there's a risk their dick will die afterwards but worth the risk.
14. Jenn - April 13, 2009 12:49 PM
.....holy cow. I think i've burned my retinas.
15. Big Al - April 13, 2009 12:52 PM
What a schlub she is!
16. mad on her - April 13, 2009 12:52 PM
SEX ON LEGS
17. mmm - April 13, 2009 12:53 PM
sweaty vagina!
18. JimO - April 13, 2009 12:55 PM
Yum
19. Jimbo - April 13, 2009 12:55 PM
No wonder she is a lesbian
20. Vintage ROUGH - April 13, 2009 12:56 PM
Good lord, Rosie is hung and thick, now thats what i call the first of fury! i feel sorry for rosie's gf...
21. hah - April 13, 2009 12:56 PM
Hah! She's fat! She looks like a man!
Hahahahah
oh wait, no one cares
22. Fiz - April 13, 2009 12:57 PM
CAMEL TOE.
23. Joe - April 13, 2009 12:59 PM
#5, I think that is what is commonly referred to as "Moose Knuckle"...
24. Biggest Loser - April 13, 2009 1:01 PM
@5-7 I have to agree. Rosie's camel toe? C'mon Fish, you can do better than that.
Now I have to go cower in the corner because I'm scared.
25. Lou - April 13, 2009 1:02 PM
So, is that the kids she picked out for this trip? You know, the one she takes along and then molests? It's not just the gay men, the lesbians are predators too. Just goes to show, it's not choice or preference, it's perversity. There's no need to tolerate it, much less consider it an "alternative" with equivalent moral or legal support.
26. Jimbo - April 13, 2009 1:03 PM
@23 I thought it was called "Elephant Knuckle"
27. Ron Burgandy - April 13, 2009 1:07 PM
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Dee-ah-go, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
28. EB - April 13, 2009 1:08 PM
Instant soft-on
29. Anus Licker - April 13, 2009 1:10 PM
HOW CAN ANY PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE, EAT THAT DISGUSTING BEASTLY DIKE OUT.
30. Dr. Fill - April 13, 2009 1:11 PM
SWEATY CAMELTOE - UGH! Her wife divorced her, RIGHT??! I can't even imagine what that poor woman went though...
31. snow - April 13, 2009 1:16 PM
" call me Ishmael "
32. Tom K - April 13, 2009 1:18 PM
She looks like a white ape!!!! I see she's eating well!!!
33. cavy - April 13, 2009 1:18 PM
She's probably sick and tired of hearing that Kim Kardashian is fat at size 2 and that Mischa Barton is too skinny with cellulite....us women can't compete, keep up or appease anyone these days, so why the fuck not just do what ya want? Go Rosie!
34. Throwing Up in My Mouth - April 13, 2009 1:18 PM
Dear, dear God ...
35. Galtacticus - April 13, 2009 1:21 PM
I don't see a case of beer? Instead of that she's drinking some soft drink.I'm surprised.
36. The One Who Knows - April 13, 2009 1:23 PM
Looks more like one of those GIANT CLAMS that trap your leg if you get caught in it. Is she pregnant?? Or did she just eat a kid??
37. Marketta - April 13, 2009 1:30 PM
Snow @ 31 made me choke.
38. Rachel - April 13, 2009 1:32 PM
And I bet it smells lovely.
39. Fritz - April 13, 2009 1:32 PM
It's Man-Bear-Pig!!
40. var cross - April 13, 2009 1:34 PM
I can see the toe from space but...where is the camel?
41. Courtyardpigeon - April 13, 2009 1:35 PM
Gene Simons has really let himself go
42. Vintage ROUGH - April 13, 2009 1:36 PM
Rosie Odonelle: Labia hunter I like that caption better and so would she...
43. Andy - April 13, 2009 1:37 PM
Her boobs are almost as big as Phil Mickelson's.
44. Sauron - April 13, 2009 1:37 PM
The cameltoe is quite surprising.
45. testington - April 13, 2009 1:37 PM
I just watched the Nip/Tuck episode where Rosie gets attacked in the face by a bald eagle and they sew her mouth shut...good times
46. smarg - April 13, 2009 1:41 PM
#29, she's the bull. She's the one who straps on the dildo and puts the fake fuck stick into her female partner's pee pee and butt. Then, she bends over and forces her partner to eat her tossed salad, then, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I couldn't continue....
47. obannionflunked - April 13, 2009 1:44 PM
She likes fish sticks
48. WTF Report - April 13, 2009 2:04 PM
#29 pee pee? When did they let 11 year olds comment here?
49. Eww - April 13, 2009 2:05 PM
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
CAMEL TOE!!
BARF!!!!
50. shane - April 13, 2009 2:05 PM
God I hate this fat, nasty, no-talented, bull-dyke. loudmouthed piece of shit!!
51. WTF Report - April 13, 2009 2:06 PM
#48 Sorry, I mean #46. Seriously, WTF, "pee pee"?
52. Smee - April 13, 2009 2:09 PM
I bet she hasn't flung a koosh in like a year or two.
53. Rosie Meatloaf - April 13, 2009 2:12 PM
Is that Rosie or Meatloaf in that first pic?
Not quite Paradise by the Dashboard light...
54. Still White on the Outside - April 13, 2009 2:17 PM
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka is not aging well at all.
55. Paris Hilton - April 13, 2009 2:18 PM
Anyone have pics of her in bikini?
Wanna buy some?
56. Holly1018@mac.com - April 13, 2009 2:21 PM
Wow, she is soooo pretty!
Now excuse me while I vomit..
57. Angry Beaver - April 13, 2009 2:23 PM
Cant'....stop....throwing.....up....oh God....help....kill me....make it stop....
58. Sam - April 13, 2009 2:26 PM
Somebody once said her farts smell even more rancid than she looks.
59. kerrcarto - April 13, 2009 2:26 PM
I wonder if she was going tuna fishing.
60. Walter - April 13, 2009 2:28 PM
I could not decide:
I wonder when the baby is due?
or
She is a lesson to seamen everywhere.
61. minty - April 13, 2009 2:32 PM
i usually like looking at pics of celebs when they are not all done up, to see the more human side of them, but i feel like this has gone a little too far. rosie was obviously not expecting to be photographed here, and was just doing her thing. yes, she has camel toe, but seriously, she's at home, going on her boat by herself!! it was obviously not intentional, and she's not in public, so who cares?
rosie has always presented herself in the media as a really real person, which is why i truly respect her. show me paris and kim all you like.......... they have built their names around being fake. but rosie has never been like that. it is unfair to exploit someone who's always been so open and real to the public in the first place.
team rosie!!!
62. cam - April 13, 2009 2:34 PM
MY EYES!!! Oh Lord!!,...you can see her "Brontosaurus toe!"
Why god?! WHY won't you let us unsee things?!
it's going to take a lot of everclear to hurt my brainthing enough to blur this image!
63. Mike - April 13, 2009 2:37 PM
OMG they found Frederica Bimmel
64. Barry O - April 13, 2009 2:42 PM
Can't tell if she looks more like a dyke or pirate. Both accessorize with absurd tats, torn sleeveless shirts & bandanas. And that may be a parrot in her shorts.
65. Iambananas - April 13, 2009 2:44 PM
Shame you, superficial, for posting this picture. I hate you
66. stucco - April 13, 2009 2:52 PM
The moose knuckle.
The camel toe's bigger scarier brother.
67. Newcastle - April 13, 2009 2:52 PM
What a fucking pig.
68. Arliss Michaels - April 13, 2009 2:52 PM
Nasty. Now I'll need to go barf up my lunch.
69. Señor Pedro - April 13, 2009 3:11 PM
THE HARPOONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
70. Turd Ferguson - April 13, 2009 3:15 PM
Ha-ha-ha!!
I just about pissed my pants reading some of these comments. Funny stuff.
71. RichPort's Ghost - April 13, 2009 3:32 PM
Hey you guys make fun of this hog, but let me to tell you, to a 50-year old laid off IT worker like me who lives in his mom's basement, there's no such thing as bad pussy.
Plus, she actually makes this obese computer nerd look relatively slim... two-for-one special!
God who am I kidding? I'm a miserable fat fucker.....
RPG, over & out!
72. Still White on the Outside - April 13, 2009 3:35 PM
MOM! Stop it! I told you to stop dressing like that mom! How am I supposed to hate everyone when you look like that?
Oh, uh, before I forget, Obamunists are criminals and Rush is god.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
73. Lisa - April 13, 2009 3:37 PM
OMG is that a camel toe?? *vomit*
74. Alix - April 13, 2009 3:40 PM
Wow Rosie could swallow a whole fleet of pirates in that camel toe. Someone should alert the FBI! (too soon?)
75. cv - April 13, 2009 3:42 PM
What a gross fat dike.
76. sb - April 13, 2009 3:49 PM
#53 i think the correct song is "Paradise by the Smörgåsbord Light"
77. doofus - April 13, 2009 3:53 PM
HOLY SHIT !
She looks exactly like her sprite bottle in the first pic (right down to the camel toe)
78. Anna - April 13, 2009 3:53 PM
Ew...she is almost as fat as Kim Kardashian.
79. Jason - April 13, 2009 3:55 PM
Nasty- I just threw up all my Easter Sunday food!
80. doofus - April 13, 2009 4:00 PM
pic #2 is a view her last girlfriend must have had to endure on a regular basis.
*hork*
81. asstastic - April 13, 2009 4:06 PM
@ 62
Brontosaurus? I thought she was a Likalotapus?
82. orb205 - April 13, 2009 4:11 PM
One of the few times I've actually sat squinting at my monitor saying "Jesus Christ" outloud.
83. yikes - April 13, 2009 4:14 PM
Rosie, please find a little respect for yourself...
Yikes, just fucking yikes.
84. GoGoRosie - April 13, 2009 4:19 PM
Honestly, this 'THING' is important for what again? She is such a nasty POS that can't even take care of herself.
White Trash with Money...and a loudmouth.
85. Rat Bastard - April 13, 2009 4:25 PM
Can't you just imagine this sweet thing in a thong doing a 'pole-dance' ?
One word can describe this tub of goo, but I'd rather use ... terrible, brutal, appalling, vicious, fearful, wicked, dreadful, evil, awful, cruel, frightful, vile, horrible, horrific, horrendous, hideous, ghastly, dire, unhallowed, unblessed, secular, ungodly, blasphemous, immoral, unconsecrated, outrageous, disgraceful, scandalous, shocking, atrocious.
And just plain "Fat -&- Ugly"
86. Deuce Bigalow - April 13, 2009 4:28 PM
Oh fuck I just threw up all over myself. I mean SWEET GENTLE JESUS she is a fucking SEA TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
87. sb - April 13, 2009 4:28 PM
#53 i think the correct song is "Paradise by the Smörgåsbord Light"
88. OMFG - April 13, 2009 4:31 PM
HORRENDOUS. I feel for her lover. *GAG*
89. sb - April 13, 2009 4:32 PM
BTW, not that I'm missing any irony in the fact that you can click on "full size" underneath the photo, but if you do, look at the splotch on her shorts above her left knee. Total penis. That's better than finding Jesus in your toast.
90. Remo - April 13, 2009 4:42 PM
ZOMG! I thought that was Bam Bam Bigalo!
91. boobies - April 13, 2009 4:46 PM
she looks like my uncle tracy if he was fatter
and uglier
92. capitanne - April 13, 2009 4:55 PM
There is no excuse for those shorts(?). Men's underpants weren't cute on Sarah Jessica Parker and they are REALLY not cute on Rosie O'Donnell - especially when her t-shirt doesn't cover her gut and unimaginables!
GROSS!
93. Joe Blow - April 13, 2009 5:07 PM
That ain't Camel Toe boys, that's Moose Knuckle.
94. Mikeock - April 13, 2009 5:17 PM
If I was a religious person,I'd think that God just punished me by Googling "Celebrity Moose Knuckle" a few months ago.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
95. Allen's Woody - April 13, 2009 5:19 PM
Wow......Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka has really let himself go.
96. Alli - April 13, 2009 5:32 PM
This woman has enough money to afford a pair of pants!! WTF?????????
Are those mens boxer briefs she is wearing? Are we sure she's a SHE?
97. Danklin24 - April 13, 2009 5:41 PM
Ah, a fat lesbian redneck slob with tattoos lighting up a cigarette, she's living the American dream for sure.
98. Maggie From Buffalo - April 13, 2009 5:59 PM
@ 97, that's not a cigarette, that is chap stick, she is trying to preserve her lips, god only knows why she is bothering, look at the rest of her!
99. antoine bugleboy - April 13, 2009 6:10 PM
i swear i see chest hair in the first pic
100. RJB - April 13, 2009 6:21 PM
What a fat slob. She is as big as a beached whale only not as pretty....
101. Famous Plastic - April 13, 2009 6:52 PM
Good god. Rosie Odonnell camel toe on a Monday? F$^* off Superficial!
102. twzzlrgirl - April 13, 2009 7:01 PM
Ugh, that isn't a camel toe, it's a mooseknuckle.
And the crotch gap is non-existent. Only a lesbian would even look at her...oh, wait....
103. Ugh - April 13, 2009 7:02 PM
Wow, Pauly Shore needs to go on a diet
104. twzzlrgirl - April 13, 2009 7:02 PM
shoot, i thought i had the first mooseknuckle comment...
i'm not as quick as i used to be... :'(
Twizz
105. blond - April 13, 2009 7:19 PM
ewwwwwwwwww!! camel toe!!
106. Dr. Tomah Tuyokota - April 13, 2009 8:10 PM
She is looking for a job with some somalian crew ........argh
107. Mama Pinkus - April 13, 2009 8:11 PM
I'll give her kudos for not waxing on about her weight a la Oprah but Rosie dahling, get yourself some shorts befitting a gal with beefy legs.
108. Alfalfa - April 13, 2009 8:46 PM
Holdy Shit! I thought Rush Limbaugh was bulking up
109. LMS - April 13, 2009 9:36 PM
SHE. SHOULD. NEVER. EVER. DRESS. LIKE. THAT. IN. PUBLIC. EVER.
110. Facebook Proxy - April 13, 2009 9:56 PM
Holy crap, I immediately notice the CAMEL TOE!
111. morningwood - April 13, 2009 10:39 PM
Oh dear God! These are some of the funniest comments this site has had in awhile but I digress......
Is that a fucking FLACCID PENIS doodled onto her pant leg???? LMAO! At first I thought people were implying it looked like she had a dick because....well, yeah but then I bravely clicked to enlarge. Too damn funny!
112. Charley Kane - April 13, 2009 11:33 PM
Thank God im not a lesbian.
113. zoinks! - April 13, 2009 11:38 PM
That's pure trailer-trash she-gorilla there. And for god's sakes woman/thing, whatever you do, don't put down that bottle of soda as you painfully lower your mishappen form into the boat. Can't be more than two seconds away from a healthy dose of sugar water, even if it means slipping into the water and getting crushed between the boat and the dock!
I bet if anyone ever finds out what soda that is she's clutching, the soda company goes bankrupt within the next month. Rosie's like the anti-product placement. Companies pay her to not use their products in public.
114. farty mcshitface - April 13, 2009 11:51 PM
goddamn that's a fucking awful site. she is one hellish abomination.
i wonder how her crush on tom cruise is going? looking at these pics tells me she might even be too much man for tom.
115. Womb_Raider - April 14, 2009 12:58 AM
*HORF* Oh my God, this is the worst thing I've ever seen on this site! A boat? Somebody needs to harpoon this whale fast!
116. pinkfloyd - April 14, 2009 1:12 AM
hoody thanks for sending this toe pic lol
117. gerard Vandenberg - April 14, 2009 1:16 AM
you need FAT pigs?
............................GO SHOPPING IN AMERICA, folks!!
118. Ladodgurs22 - April 14, 2009 1:35 AM
What the fuck is this nasty ass bitch doing out in public anyways? Nobody wants to this blue whale look alike. I wont be able took at women the same again after seeing her pictures, thanks a lot Fish, I appreciate it. She's now number one in my next to die pool. BAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFF.
119. camel_toe - April 14, 2009 2:26 AM
crocodile's dream meal
120. pashta fahzoole! - April 14, 2009 3:12 AM
1 Rosie O'Donnell =
4 1/2 Nicole Richies OR
3 3/4 Hayden Panettieres OR
2 Madonnas OR
1/2 Jessica Simpson
121. If U seek Amy - April 14, 2009 5:22 AM
That's not a Camel Toe, thats a fucken Hippo Toe.
122. kitty_kat - April 14, 2009 8:08 AM
Why is it that some lesbians think that they don't have to look good because they aren't into dudes?
123. she's funny though - April 14, 2009 9:39 AM
LOL, # 11!!!
124. Rush - April 14, 2009 11:32 AM
great I just got vomit al over my keyboard... there should be a warning for us before we are subjected to that...
125. Silo - April 14, 2009 12:39 PM
Thanks. I was just eating my lunch.
126. Sandi - April 14, 2009 1:13 PM
wow - this is gross
127. Pilatunes - April 14, 2009 1:28 PM
Fish, whatever I did that offended you, I am sorry. Now that things are all patched up...will you promise not too post anything like this again?
128. dB - April 14, 2009 1:48 PM
I love the mooseknukle (hardly a camel toe) in the first photo...
129. Ras - April 14, 2009 2:06 PM
I've read alot of the comments on here, But I've chose not to read anymore.. All I can say is WoW... This world is full of so many negative people. Now let me add I'm no Rosie fan, But I sure as hell wouldn't sit here and down her like some of you guys. And I wonder on a percentage scale how many of you guys look like models..And even in that light Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.... Say Something Nice And Make A Person Smile..
130. Jim Treacher - April 14, 2009 2:27 PM
Wow, Jim Belushi just doesn't care anymore, does he?
131. Lloyd Johnson - April 14, 2009 3:58 PM
I really really really wanted to live my life without seeing Rosie's camel toe...
132. joy - April 14, 2009 6:20 PM
big, bully shit ass
133. Sofia - April 14, 2009 7:00 PM
wow, I thought that was Jack Black... then the camel toe hit me.
134. FUCK YOU, Ras - April 14, 2009 8:28 PM
@ # 129 ATTENTION CLUELESS TWAT
Apparently you haven't noticed the NAME or PURPOSE of this site. If you wanna sit and suck celebrity dick, go to people.com. ...Or if you'd rather "teach the world to sing in perfect harmony" GO HAVE A FUCKING COKE AND A SMILE, YOU PREACHY FUCKSTICK.
135. pooman - April 15, 2009 12:40 AM
agreeable.
136. Narcissist - April 15, 2009 2:33 AM
What, no bikini pics? What a gyp. When's her sex tape going public, the one with her and David Crosby doing 69?
http://lyricsmusic.name/img/posters/213/RS833.jpg
She would be a legendary pirate hunter. Those Somalis would be swimming toward frenzied sharks, screaming like the Africans in an old Tarzan movie.
137. Narcissist - April 15, 2009 2:56 AM
@72, 108 - I had just been making similar comparisons lately...
Ann Coulter is like Rush Limbaugh with a miniskirt, a larger adams apple and a penis.
Rosie is like a liberal Rush Limbaugh, but she has smaller breasts than Rush, and more hair.
Say, a Rush and Rosie sex tape...now that would be something legendary...
138. no bra and a camel toe? - April 15, 2009 7:56 PM
Classy..
139. Bess - April 15, 2009 9:03 PM
She has a FUPA and a camel toe. Gross!
140. RealEstateGirl - April 15, 2009 9:16 PM
You have got to be kidding me! Seriously, what is she wearing?! SOooo gross.
141. whocares - April 16, 2009 1:54 AM
Who cares? She is richer than any of you idiots. She owns a boat, you don't.
142. good god - April 16, 2009 9:17 PM
You're all sick fucks with too much time on your hands. Get lives.
143. FUCK YOU, #142 - April 17, 2009 12:00 AM
@142 ...And you're any better because...?
144. canuck - April 17, 2009 9:18 PM
I'm pretty sure this is Russell Crowe.
145. suck my dick #142 - April 18, 2009 1:01 PM
Title says all.
146. Fuck U - April 19, 2009 4:59 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
147. ThrewUpIn My Mouth - April 20, 2009 5:07 PM
OH, F*CK! Rosie with a camel toe .... how the hell am I suppose to EVER get that horror out of my mind? And to think that her "wife" smells and licks that thing .....bllleeeeckk
148. Patrick Hoeft - April 21, 2009 1:40 AM
I heard the Seahawks were picking her up with the 4th pick overall in this year's draft to help shore up their offensive line.
149. seahawks13 - April 21, 2009 1:53 AM
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!
150. 8==D - April 22, 2009 9:08 PM
@#29...maybe it's only Rosie doing the munching
151. omg - May 11, 2009 8:33 PM
CAMEL TOEEEEEEE!!! or should I say MOOSE KNUCKLE?
152. Nice Pic - July 16, 2009 6:57 PM
And she even did her toe nails. WHY?