Apr 9 2009Pete Wentz parties with strippers while Ashlee stays home with the baby

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"So is it awesome to have a pussy or what? Yeah? Really? I KNEW IT!!!!"

Its all a bullshit coverup. Much the same way Matthew Brodericks marriage was. Look at me im standing near a stripper. Big deal faggot

imagine having to go home to Ashlee Simpson and a kid every night!

Ugh.

he has the biggest smile I have ever seen on his face. Heh, I wonder if AS's plan if falling into place... get knocked up by someone who has a slightly better chance at making money then she does. At least she is guaranteed an income for the next 18 years even if he does screw around on her.

I don't care, he's still likes to have his dinner mashed. Guaranteed.

Well? What's wrong with this? Economics and strippers have to go on as well.

It would be different if he visited sneaky and secretly stripperclubs.

Why was Holly Madison there? Is she now the Palms resident hooker??

Strippers are AIDS spreaders.

> I love happy endings.

+1

I'd like to have one with the Oriental.

> Strippers are AIDS spreaders.

Thank you, your holiness Ratzinger. Glad to see you've join the fray.

Odd, those strippers are missing something. Oh yah, Boobs. WTH?

HOLY FUCK!!
The look on that stripper's face is beyond priceless.

The thing everyone is missing here is that he isn't attracted to these strippers. No, Mr Douche himself is up there commenting on how "cute" their uniforms are and giving them fashion tips.

#4 I doubt MB started out gay, but being married to horse face drove him to desperate measures.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but give the guy a break. Poor bastard just got married and had a kid, let him have his kicks, as long as it isn't endangering him or his family who fucking cares.

p.s. you have to have unprotected sex with a stripper to risk getting STD's. (from said stripper)

Fag

I would'nt wanna be Pete tomorrow. *shrugs*
..Now thinkin' about it, I don't wanna be Pete at all.
Who the fuck does?

Oh, please. I don't anyone caught him on camera actually touching a stripper. He's a wuss.

she is hot. Good for him.

Pete and Ashley are fucking friends with Perez Hilton. Every damn thing they do is a plee for attention, they are both the most boring people on the planet.. besides Lauren Conrad and Andie McDowell.

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I can't stand this fucking no talent chimp and his whack band.

17. Yea Ill buy that. MB is probably one of those product of environment gays.

Im not saying there is anything wrong with this (strippers). Of course Ashlee might think otherwise. Good luck to him & their future fucked up/ gay kid

Dr. Tony Newman: Didn't quite make this stripper show in time. Unfortunately. ( If you don't get the Sci-Fi Channel - google me kids)
Binky : Shit Dr. Tony. Bad news.
But it reminds me of the time I was at this internet site - and then all of a sudden - things like, just disappeared completely I was like goin' 'Time Tunnel' ?
That type of thing...

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Knee Ya Ha Ha: Say Binkwad - glanced at this Superficial drivel 'story' at the top for once which remind me - Here's a hint - Confucius say when looking for a solid relationship - pick the chick with the least tatoos. (Sorry Biff Naked)
Binky : Oh. Ok. What else does Confucius say Knee ?

I think that girl (blond) dances at the Moon bar in Palms.....And dates a porn star mabye that lingers around after closing time. Check it out. See if anyone knows what I am talkin about or in general.

I think that girl (blond) dances at the Moon bar in Palms.....And dates a porn star mabye that lingers around after closing time. Check it out. See if anyone knows what I am talkin about or in general.

Confucius: I'm still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed' . You know - Grasshopper - that type of thing.
Binky : Oh.

I want that blonde.

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So what u tywing to say here exactwee # 32 - 34 ?

Inside job ?

TH MUM & DAD OF THE YEAR, folks!!

Just another deadbeat dad. And wow, the stripper has the body of a 14 yr old boy. Right up his ally.

12. So do I.

18. So am I. What's your point.

32. I prefer the brunette sweet stuff, he's hawt!

So. Rich. Gr8 points all.
Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed ?
Ready for the revolution bro ?
That type of thing ?

Ashlee Simpson is cute! And you know what? So is her sister!

Strippers are so 90's.
After my band's shows we chill with "Happy Birthday Paulie" robots from Rocky IV.

#22, "they are both the most boring people on the planet.. "

DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO REGIS PHILBIN?!?!?!?!?!?!

ough...
she so hot..

Holahoha!

Ashlee wanted the bad boy/punk boyfriend and now you must live with the consequences.

Cliff Notes: So. ( As they say in China)
# 38 Like, some of my sources say you're a troll.
Others tweet that you're a 'shill'.
So. Just to be sure.
Like 'RichPort ( Slobs A Mean Knob ) # 38'
Inside job ? ( As they say in China)

Someone should tell the blonde one that strippers are meant to have boobs....

Are you talking to yourself again # 47 ?
I'm going with - A :'Yes'

For Those of you Keeping SCORE at Home : WTF was 'B' notes ?

Cliff Notes : # 49 'B' wanted to give me an IQ test - and then asked me ( after I NAILED it) for my cell phone number.
I went - ' I think this one may be 'A'.'

For Those of you Keeping SCORE at Home : Oh.

He's smiling because he wore the exact same thing that stripper has on to bed the night before.

Who's Pete Wentz?

If that's what the strippers looked like, Ashlee has nothing to worry about. She is ugly, but these strippers are uglier. He wasn't grinding anyone either (good thing, since those skanks look contagious)

This ain't gonna be pretty.

aww... I feel bad for Ashlee... not a huge fan but that would suck to see your husband fucking around with strippers on a magazine cover while you were at home with a crying baby.

flat-chested strippers are totally pointless and good for nothing... like a bike with no wheels or a dick with no balls.

basically the lowest form of life is a stripper with no tits.

Probably Ashley is the first girl Wentz had sex with that didn't expect money in return. So thats why he married her!

@3

Brilliant!

@35 I would love to see what you are like in real life. Do you constantly harangue everyone in your life about 9/11? Is it on your mind all the damn day long? I understand having a cause, but don't let said cause make you insane. Why don't you give it a little bit of a rest for the sake of your mental stability. Your spouse or significant other must get so tired of hearing you mumble "Inside job" in your sleep.

Why isn't anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weakness...perhaps ?...

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How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the "pirate" situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn't we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?

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This is a sign of what's ahead for all of us....weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK ...and trust me...most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don't even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don't let it slip away.

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THOSE STRIPPERS DO NOT LOOK LIKE A REAL WOMAN.

Ashlee, if its any consolation, they are two really HOT strippers. They almost have me believing, through the combination of getting YOU pregnant,which must have been really nice ( you,long legs spread wide open,dripping.young .tight ,pink pussy, about to be filled with sperm) and seeing Pete dancing around drunk with these two hot whores. (the asian one is particularly hot) that Pete really isn't a closeted homosexual,capable of only
random oral and anal acts performed in a filthy reststop along a highway in New Jersey. I hope you have many years of getting that steamy pussy of yours
filled with jizz even if it is done by a George Michael clone.
I am a wordsmith, NO?

So. #59.
You seem like real intellectual. My guess is you're still having a few problem with free fall collapse speed - that type of thing.
So.
Actulwee I work on contrat. Outsource work : Re 9/11 Inquisition.
Oh. By the way # 59. Welcome to site.
Inside job ?

Hmmmm, I got nothin', but that's not going to stop me from posting at least 100 times per thread, because my ego is the size of my penis, ... absolutely freakin' miniscule, and I need the validation of anonymous readers to justify my miserable pointless existence. M'kay.

Inside job ?

P.S. "shill" and "troll"? Really, you wound me, madam.

that dark haired stripper is a MAN.

OMG WAIT WILL ASHLEE HEARS ABOUT THIS STORY BECAUSE THAT IS JUST PLAIN WRONG FOR PETE TO BE DANCING WITH STRIPPERS AND ASHLEE BE TAKING CARE OF THEIR BABY!!!bull crap

i dont think i belive this."(total photoshop!!...gay.. pete wentz is a sexy beast, you can tell that petes pic was put on there by some faget whos jelous. so FUCK YOU WHOEVER PUT THIS ON HERE.

i dont think i belive this."(total photoshop!!...gay.. pete wentz is a sexy beast, you can tell that petes pic was put on there by some faget whos jelous. so FUCK YOU WHOEVER PUT THIS ON HERE.