Apr 2 2009Paris Hilton's publicist must shit kittens a lot

ugh!

Aww I wanted to be 1st! Paris is lame.

Aww I wanted to be 1st! Paris is lame.

OMG I love her dress it's so cute :):):)

Thank God Doug was there to save you.

I love you Paris!!!

I have to agree with her on the ainmals being terribly frightening. One time I was trying to dig her "Love Is Blind" CD out of garbage dumpster to give as a gag gift and well, that isn't the most defensible position and damn! an ainmal got me. My ass was sore for a week. They don't use lube and the fact that they are now hanging aroung DJ booths is going to keep me out of the clubs.

I have to agree with her on the ainmals being terribly frightening. One time I was trying to dig her "Love Is Blind" CD out of garbage dumpster to give as a gag gift and well, that isn't the most defensible position and damn! an ainmal got me. My ass was sore for a week. They don't use lube and the fact that they are now hanging aroung DJ booths is going to keep me out of the clubs.

Her nose is the most fucking hideous long skinny hook nose I've ever seen. This girl is not attractive. It just really hit me again after so long how unattractive looking she is.

you people above me are idiots! Paris hilton is a mindless lying sack of shit. I can almost garuntee that the music the DJ was probably playing was helluva lot better than anything Paris Hilton wanted to hear, it was probably just too complex for her pea brain to handle. that fucking alien looking she-bat has awful taste in everything including her ridiculous sense of "fashion" any bitch could be "fashionable" (i think she looks like a tranny wearing macy's best) if they had millions of dollars that they didn't even earn (though i'll give it to her that she used her bull shit name to make her own money, it's completely undeserved) grandfather hilton disowns this whores ass. and she has no right to get HER way when it comes to music in a CLUB, unless it was HER club. why hasn't some psycho killed this ugly no talent brat yet?? i would hunt her with a deer rifle if i lived in hell-ywood. i really, honestly, with every bit of me wish she would die. now THAT would be hot.

Paris, it's "he walked Doug and ME over there". You wouldn't say, "he walked I over there," would you? Tsk, I would never make that mistake at GOOP.

Paris is so hot. But she would look hotter with my cock in her mouth.

The worst part of it all is that the DJ was Samantha Ronson.

The worst part is that the DJ was Samantha Ronson.

her version is ever so slightly different from the reported .. check http://www.johnnyikon.com/articles/2891-LIAR.html

Paris Hilton has been accused of lying over an alleged brawl that broke out between her, boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, DJ Steve Angello and security staff at a Miami party last night.

The socialite's people claim techno DJ Angello's bodyguard pushed her after she requested a Madonna or Black Eyed Peas track halfway through his set, upon which her reality TV star boyfriend Doug threw a punch in defence of his girl, provoking an almighty bar brawl.

However, Johnny ikon has spoken to Steve Angello's publicist and here's what they say happened: "He politely refused Hilton’s requests but she got more and more agitated, and it escalated pretty quickly. Out of nowhere one of her security guards smacked Steve in the face. Steve is a quiet guy, but he had to act in self defence and fought back. He started pounding on the guy and it suddenly turned into a full scale fight in the DJ booth." They also point out a couple of holes in Hilton's tale - such as Steve not even having a bodyguard!!

"It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way...". Paris if your reading this, I agree. Us simple folk think you and your silly requests are "stupid". We also CAN believe you "behave this way". All those exit signs are helpful reminders, to you, on how to get the f*ck out.

LOL! My best girlfriend had a wig just like Hilton's when she used to be a stripper.

LOL! My best girlfriend had a wig just like Hilton's when she used to be a stripper.

One day she'll get it right and wear a bag over her face instead of those stupid ass headbands. Close, Paris! So close.
And Id punch her boyfriend in his face too..he always has a hardass look on his face. Stop being constipated, Doug. They have meds for that these days.

ok seriously... wtf!?!? Paris, her boyfriend, and her bodyguard beat up a DJ cuz he wont play her crappy music choice and it somehow gets turned into her needing her honor defended and her looser boyfriend beating up six guys all by himself

Really Paris I think anyone who is slapping you is defending their own honor.... just fucking die already you stupid cunt

Ok. First of all....The DJ was Steve Angello.

Second of all this fight took place at the WMC (Winter Music Conference) an electronic music festival at which he is the equivalent of royalty.

She won't get her big nose altered because she had claimed she has gotten no plastic surgery. If you notice a big change in her nose, then she'd HAVE TO admit it.

Here are some images:
http://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/images/paris-hilton-nose-jobs.jpg

Paris fans will probably state that it isn't REALLY Paris, just a good lookalike. (Yes, Paris is a brunette and uses custom blue contacts.)

"Ok. First of all....The DJ was Steve Angello.

Second of all this fight took place at the WMC (Winter Music Conference) an electronic music festival at which he is the equivalent of royalty."

Actually the WMC site (god help me, i looked it up) says it's "international dance music.' so that makes Steve Angello the equivalent of a Royal Douchebag.

The only thing worse than Paris Hilton is somebody who likes "international dance music."

her boyfriend is so hot

shes hot.
I would be all over it

And all you who are bagging on her are full of shit

maybe paris was watching the Hulk before she posted this. i really doubt her boyfriend was able to hold off 6 guys.

Do any of you remember the scene in Borat where the really big fat ass guy sat on Borat's face? I'd like to see Kim Kardashian sit on Paris Hilton's face and smother her.

Someone should illustrate this wonderful story. It sounds like it was hilarious.
"Oh, Dougie, you're so strong!"

Look at the shlong on this focking skank's face. Get a nose job bitch.

I have a genius idea...if you dont like the music dumb bitch, leave the stupid club....

Not that what she wrote was technically perfect, but her writing there was far, far better than what I figured it would be. I have a modicum of new respect for her. This is fortunate, as having less would be difficult at best.

srsly, post the real story please:

http://www.beatportal.com/feed/item/steve-angello-humiliates-paris-hilton-djs-worldwide-rejoice/

#27, look @ my post. #20.

i thought i remember hearing that when she got out of jail she found god. does that mean god hangs out at shitty snob clubs for rich losers?
and number #8 - if you ever got around to that, i would declare you a hero!

her night in shining smeg smarmor came to her rekskew

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

I can't get those 2 minutes back...

These two are so boring that they make Heidi and Spencer look like fun.

You were assaulted for a damn good reason... actually several:
> because you are an insufferable cunt
> because your foul tuna hole was stinking up the place
> because everyone else there was threatening to riot if you didn't leave
> because the world DOES NOT revolve around you :o
> because you just need the shit beat out of you anyway
> because your boyfag needed his lip split open to drain the herpes sores
> because your taste in music sucks worse than you
> because............................................

paris is ridiculous.

Funny, she doesn't even know the right name of that DJ she thinks is so much better.

Hola!

Paris loves Bob Sinclar so much she can't get his surname right.

http://www.beatportal.com/uploads/news/1238415792_steveangelloiloveparis.jpg :)

"Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip."

This line made me piss my pants laughing.
It's like reading a fucking 12 year old retards diary.

Anyway, those 'six' guys should be fucking beaten, they were paid to bust open Paris' face. Not Dickless Dougs.
Faggots.

actually it's Bob SinclAR, without the "i" biatch

OMG like this is the 1 time in 12 mths she didn't get what she asked for!!! Prepare for planet earth implosion.

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Ahh, the sense of entitlement, disgusting personality, out of touch with reality, the IQ of the last shit I took. All the prerequisites for suicide.

Cheers.

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Paris looks more and more like a drag queen. She is haggard...looks rode hard and tossed away wet. If she did not get so much media attention, idiots like this guy dating her would not give her a second look. Men use her to get into the spot light, and she imagines they like her bony ass and witch nose.

She wants to know why the DJ needed a body guard...Umm, maybe to keep losers like her away? Her man looks gay anyway. Once he gets enough attention, he'll come out of the closet and get a reality show.

So because YOU don't like the music, it should be changed?

I want to live in a time when we no longer give a shit what Paris Hilton says, does or fucks. A time when what she wears, doesn't wear or blow is no longer news. This website thrives on the antics of Paris, Britney, Lindsay and the entire female payroll at the WB, and while we mock them, there we are still watching.

I have shamed myself once again.

That was WAY to coherent to be written by her. It was probably proof read or something :l

How was the DJ in a position to push her "really hard" unless this skank was getting in his face?

And she writes like a child. I'm not snarking here - I'm being 100% serious. She has had access to the best education in the world - and she writes like some illiterate with the emotional capacity of a 12-year-old.

@8 I garuntee that an ainmal ain't no joke.

Does anyone know how far Paris Hilton got in school? Did she graduate from high school? Community college? Hamburglar University? What?

YOU DON'T ASK A DJ FOR A SONG!!!!!!! ALL DJs HATE THAT! ITS NOT A CHILDERN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!

'Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA - that's a good story!

I can't believe people glorify this C-U-Next Tuesday. Good for the DJ to say "F you! I play what I want!"

Dearest Paris:

Over near the far left end ("left" is the hand that makes an "L" when you hold up your thumbs and forefingers, like the "loser" gesture) of the middle row of your keyboard there is a key with a symbol that looks like this:

a

This symbol "a" is commonly known as the first letter of the alphabet, and also, by the way, the second letter of your first name ("Paris"). From now on, when you are comparing two things, after you type the "t" and the "h", hit this mysterious symbol next, and then move on to the "n." That way, you get "he was stronger THAN the other guys," and "I am a way bigger bitch THAN she is" and so on.

THEN you will get the difference between "THEN" and "THAN."

Hard to believe you got a GED. Or maybe it was a GAD.

Fuck the French.

I know it has nothing to do with the story, but it just had to be said.

I can't believe Paris writes the way she does. She writes as she were a high school drop out. Plus, she has no substance or college education...she could make something of herself; instead, she complains about her song getting played.

Yea..FUCK THE FRENCH

Ugh! This was painful to read. Paris needs an education or hire a chimp to blog for her.

Nice necklet

My fav part is her tool bf (her knight) was fighting off 6 other guys because he is stronger than all of them. That uber douche couldnt fight off my daughter's brownie troop. She never mentions that she has body guards at all.

Her hairdo reminds me on somebody else! Though it's different!

Non human animals don't behave that way, and humans are animals for the record, we are certainly not funghi or flora.

@65 Paris hilton wishes she was!

Is she wearing the engagement ring that Paris Latsis gave her? Easy Gretchen from Real Housewives of Orange County...

Between #46's comment and this one, "I'm pretty sure Gandhi would've read this then tried to hit her with his car. Twice." I almost pissed myself laughing. Thanks! I owe you one.

Didn't she swear that when she got out of prison that she was going to do charitable Mother Theresa type works? What happened with that?

@59 - hey fuck you too, you goddamn cocksucker. i just wanted to say that, you ass-pounding bitch.

is it just me or her spread tan looks really bad today? her legs are so blotchy like she has cellulite all over her skeletal ankles

#71 - Typical French pussy. Shouldn't you be surrendering to someone? I'm surprised you find time to type with your hands constantly hoisted above your head.

All those millions and she can't even spell !! All that rhinoplasty and her nose looks like an ugly beak !!

'Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don't ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me'

TRANSLATION:

I was really insulted about the fact that the DJ, who I was hitting on, ignored me and got all bitchy. So his bodyguard ask me politely to leave which made me become even more bitchy and offended. Then Doug, my brainless new toy, saw his chance to impress me and jumped in like a mindless pitbull being all macho-like shoving people around. Than security had to step in and wanted to make Doug, the stupid monkey with ego-problems, leave!

My God! Highschool is over Paris!

ahahahaha

Stupid cunt requested a song from a professional dj.
Set mixing djs don't fucking do requests, there's a style they have to maintain and sometimes the sets are already pre-written, what a dumb fucking cunt.

ahahahaha

Stupid cunt requested a song from a professional dj. Set mixing djs dont fucking do requests, there's a style they have to maintain and sometimes the sets are already pre-written, what a dumb fucking cunt.

Is it just me or does Mr. Mouthbreather (Doug Reinhardt) always look like he needs to take a big old dump?

I just saw #17- Yes! I agree!

And I love the bag idea. Brilliance, #17, brilliance.

I'll add that she's regrettably still sporting her "Tinkerbell as Satan's Spawn" look, and the sooner that gets bagged, the better...

Why is this crazy eyed hooker even news. Honestly I wish she would just go away.

ok it took me 20 minutes to stop laughing and I only read the to migrane and that she is some sort of "DJ-Evaluating " expert..................................................................................................................................................................... sorry just can't stop laughing. She really is the dumbest sack of flesh on the planet. And Hey I thought Linds was the DJ expert.

Love how paris thinks it was techno when if was steve angello it clearly wasnt techno. as well as the fact that she thought daft punk and bob sinclair are techno DJs?!?!?. then she bigged up bob sinclair when he is clearly a fucking shit DJ!!!!

ps DAFT PUNK live is a fucking awesome specticle of the eyes, ears and mind!!!

Word in Miami is she asked for Madonna, stupid bitch.

DJ Steve Angello, hails from Sweden, and his publicist told TheImproper.com that Hilton started the whole thing. On top of that, she was a total pest. (Why is this not hard to believe?)

UK publicist Matt Learmouth, who represents Angello, told TheImproper that his client does not have a “body guard” as she claims. To the contrary, he said Paris' "body guard," (could that be BFF Doug Reinhardt?) started the fight, Hilton allegedly told him to punch Angello, who claims he was "slapped" first.

Another DJ, David Guetta, who witnessed the incident, also disputes Hilton’s version of events, according to the publicist. “Her security punched him for refusing to play what she wanted. That’s what all the witnesses saw,” Learmouth said.

According to those accounts, Hilton visited the DJ booth several times and asked Angello to play hip-hop instead of techno music. What the celebutard failed apparently to realize is that the event was part of the Winter Music Conference, the largest gathering of dance music enthusiasts in the world. This year, the event was being held at the Fountainbleau Hotel in Miami and the scene unfolded in the hotel's club.

Angello, who is well-known in Europe as a techno artist, was playing dance music as part of the conference, and everyone was there to hear dance music. It would sort of be the same as asking Jay-Z to play ABBA at a hip-hop music conference.

“Steve plays dance music, he just doesn’t play hip hop. He politely refused Hilton’s requests but she got more and more agitated, and it escalated pretty quickly. Out of nowhere one of her security guards smacked Steve in the face,” the Angello camp insists.

“Steve is a quiet guy, but he had to act in self defense and fought back. He started pounding on the guy and it suddenly turned into a full scale fight in the DJ booth,” according to the DJ’s version of events.

“The fact that she’s going out there, and put this stuff out has forced us to respond,” the publicist said. “Steve isn’t part of this tacky celeb world.”

“Everyone saw what happened, [from] my brother to David Guetta and his wife Cathy. We all know what happened now,” Angello wrote on his Twitter page. “For someone [Hilton] who claims to make records, don’t come into a booth and ask me to play hip-hop and then have your doorman slap me.”

Paris apparently feels she has the clout to hear whatever music she wants, whenever she wants to hear it. "Get over yourself," Angello Twitted.

I see that grammar, punctuation and the ability to form a complete sentence are not in style.
This seriously sounds like something a 12 year old girl would write in her diary.

I hear ya, 82. She is incapable of appreciating and not worthy of listening to Daft Punk.

LOL.. wow this bitch is delusional.

if I were spinning at a club and her spoiled self-entitled ass tried to approach the DJ booth i would probably gun her down before her herpes radiation could take effect.

^totally echo your sentiments about daft punk.
BITCH YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!!!

Nah, I think she's hot.

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That's funny. Pretty sure the DJ was the one that suggested the Daft Punk or Sinclair....

That's funny. Pretty sure the DJ was the one that suggested the Daft Punk or Sinclair....

HOw do they make a dress size less than 0

His name is Bob Sinclar, not Sinclair. Go die, please.

Is English her second language. It appears to be written by a sixth grader, or someone with a public school education. Who in their right mind cares about one thing Paris thinks, blogs about and wanting to marry her should make someone certifiably ready for the nuthouse.

Is English her second language? It appears to be written by a sixth grader, or someone with a public school education. Who in their right mind cares about one thing Paris thinks, or blogs about and wanting to marry her should make someone certifiably ready for the nuthouse.

Paris Huge Feet, looks bigger than her bf feet hahahahahahhha

I think Paris' breasts are near perfect and I hope she never gets a boob-job!!