Apr 17 2009Paris Hilton is just as confused as you are

Yawn..... Next

Suck on these babies you fuckin muffintop pimplefaced low wage losers.

AWE HOW CUTE!
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SHE IS PRETENDING TO HAVE BOOBIES!!

Admit it... you've jerked off to Paris. You're doing it right now. So am I.

Push-up bras work wonders!

she looks beautiful, like a princess. is she really thaaaat skanky? I've seen worse. so what she loves the cock? her mom raised her in a rich isolated bubble. she could be a lot worse and a lot fuglyier. i heard she speaks 4 languages from her world traveling. i like her. so do my guy friends.

Yea...she speaks four languages all right...the only problem is she only knows 5 words in each dialect!

FUCK ME I’M A SLUT...in Italian, French, German and Russian!

what's with the fucking headbands? I mean, seriously?

I find it amusing how you poor folk try to comprehend how those of us who are endowed with money behave. It truly is another realm of existence. Can you working class servile simpletons imagine travelling to any place you desire at almost any time you it pleases you to do so?
I have never had to actually work a single day of my life and pray that I never do. I would end my life.
Paris behaves as a rich girl should. Try not to be jealous, just accept the fact that some us are better than the majority.
Know your place - your role. Even if it is on your knees cleaning floors for the upper class.

That ain't nothin but duct tape wrapped around her ass pushing them together. And those headbands are shit!

#9

(crickets)

yawn..#9

Wow, everybody, we've finally found a glamour queen to take Diana's place! Kate had better hope Wills doesn't see this, or it's going to be Queen Paris some day.

Is she wearing that push-up bra again?

I love her. She's hot.

#6...DAMN! I didn't know Randal had a sister!

LOL 11 and 12

The mouthshot could be better this time.The weather was great.

Knock,knock,hello!

I'm curious,how much languages does she really speak?

Paris Hilton - the answer to the question "What if trailer trash had money?"

I heard she can still speak with a dick shoved in her mouth - is that considered an additional language?

Honestly? On most days, i think she looks pretty damn good. OK, she's as dumb as a bag of hammers, but who cares? I'd hit it hard.

Why is she constantly wearing one of those ridiculous headband things lately? Is she trying to hold what little brains that she's got inside her head?

She looks like a freakin' manniquin. What a tool.

I'm really the Master of the Obvious, but it appears that she keeps wearing those stupid headbands to try and hide her forehead wrinkles. I bet she looks just like a Shar-Pei puppy without them.

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haha everytime she wears one of those superpushupbras shes always looking at her boobs in the pictures. like woah thats what cleavage looks like, sweet. her nipples are probably screaming between the bra and the top of that dress. i think those headbands were cool in the 1920s. its so annoying when people try to be retro. they just end up looking like ridiculous clowns. i dont know why they just dont understand that the flapper girl thing, and the marilyn monroe thing is not and never will be cool again.

i would fuck the shit out of her.

#9 was hilarious by the way. first of all cuz that was the fakest piece of shit ive ever read. and also cuz people that are truly rich like paris hilton are the simpletons because they have never had to learn a thing in life. they have people that do absolutely every little daunting task for them. and they've spent their whole lives indulging themselves. but i dont blame them i guess. its their parents fault. like that episode of paris bff where she buys a $1000 sundae. that is insanity at its finest.

Man hands.
And #9 must be the only wannabee elitist fuck that reads Superficial - nice going tool, now take your cock out of your hands and go make your bed. You cant live off your parents money all of your life gravy boater.

#9, So how is your job at McDonald's treating you these days?

I feel sorry for her. I don't care how much fucking money she has, she always looks like a joke in her clothing. That ridiculous hairdo and her headband thing is hanging off her ears. She doesn't have any friends she can trust, just people who cart her around all night wherever she wants to go. She is dumber than a rock. Isn't she getting a little old to be dressing up as Princess everynight?

# 32 "Dumber than a rock" I think is a little bit severe.
Like 'My' sources are now saying 'Uranium' has always had a lot going on. How about them isotopes ?
Shove that up your Periodic Table - BITCH ! That type of thing.

Actually I've always liked Paris - in victim of society type of way - that type of thing..
But - Paris,as they say in China, (Kowloon, ChungKing Mansions 17th Floor)
Inside job ?

Hey,hello!

Srly, when will she stop with that faux retro look? This is getting ridiculous and she clearly doesn't know how to... well, dress.
I was wondering if she was 14 and suddenly became a fan of Dita Von Tease and wanted to dress liker her idol...
Dita's hot. Paris is...
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....
*snore*

Ding,dong! Cash or cheque?

Those creepy shoulders and stringy arms never go away.

Who cares if that is a pushup bra. Her titties would like the same with my hands on them, pushing them up, down, to the side ...

#33 - Binky - say what? I been there. What's up with the Mansion 17th floor??

@ 9,

You, sir, are a douchebag. I was lucky enough to be born into a family of "substantial means". My father, one of six, is the only one of his siblings to work, and he's the only one who is still married to his first wife, has a functional relationship with his children and is satisfied with himself.

I graduated from Bowdoin College two years ago and have been working hard ever since. Could I afford to sit on my ass like you and contribute absolutely jack shit to society? Sure.

But I don't, cause I'd feel like a piece of crap.

#9 go to hell. i hope you do end your life with a slow painful death. you do not deserve exixtance.

#39 took the bait hook, line and sinker.

Another night, another party. Such is Paris's life.

# 41

You're right, I did.

Doesn't change the fact that he (she?) is an assclown.

#9,
Hahahaa,
Yeah right asshole, if you have so much money,what are you doing reading this crap?You don't have shit and you know it, so fuck you. That skank paris is a slut, who the fuck cares what she does?She's rich and can do what the fuck she wants so fuck her too.Having all the money still didnt save the bitch from getting vd...so fuck it.

This is absolutely a big secret. Recently I found a hot club
-- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.

her knees look live Olive Oil from Popeye

Oh come now. I disbelieve the degree of resent generated by simply stating my status if life. Does it shock the common man that there are those born into wealth?
As to me visiting this site, I also excrete, consume food (perhaps not of the poorly cooked variety that feeds the poor) and maturbate. I sometimes blow snot out of my nose also!
O forgive you people for being upset though, I would feel the same way if I were to find myself part of the working class.
Please try to find something to divert yourselves from the dreadful realities of your terrible predicaments. The hopeless suffering of having to work with the realization that you going to have to do so until the day you die. Poor.

Have as good a day as can be expected, my little friends!!!
(I am going to Canada next for a month and then back off to England for a week and then back to California until the middle of summer.
Where are we going? Perhaps Walmart and then...a bar?

#47. i dont think anyone begrudges someone for being wealthy. its the way you act. money cant buy you decency or class Exhibit A: paris. and just because someone doesnt have enough money to sit on their ass their whole life doesnt make them poor. you are trying so hard to have the stereotypical rich person persona its painfully obvious you are full of shit and vying for attention, and here i am giving it to you. go figure.

Paris really is beautiful and she is fascinating to watch. I know she's a phony etc., but she knows what's she's doing. She has created a phenomena by just being "HER". (I know, money helps)

wow if being "HER" contributes to being a great role model to all of us poor fuckers than good god maybe we should all take off our clothes and run around naked. good god why are you standing up to this walking herpes!!

Ha ha money can buy love, yaghts, villas, good food, travel. Basically money can provide a happiness the ordinary man can only dream about, don't kid yourselves.
Ta ta I will check up on my little "poor farm" from time to time for a few laughs.
OH! I made over $320,000 on a real estate deal. And you?

Hola! Where's my sweetie?

#51-if you'd been anywhere near a yacht club in your life, you'd know how to spell it. douche.

#9/47/51:

So, aside from ignorance, stupidity, and the inability to use spellcheck correctly, what exactly is it that you feel you contribute to society as a whole?

*crickets*

That's what I thought.

If you really want to impress us poor simpletons, perhaps you should do something useful with your money (read: yourself) by donating to a charity, running a fundraiser, or taking your daddy's private jet to aid in building homes and feeding those who are truly starving in third world countries.

Instead, I anticipate nothing but more asinine douche-baggery from you. You're just that kind of worthless, yuppie, piece of crap that makes people want to kill you. On second thought....please, continue with your trains of thought, no matter how off the tracks it is. One less of you in this world would certainly do us well.

Oh and LOL @ the 'money can buy love' statement. You're a poorer shlep than the lot of us if you need money to buy someone's affection. I'm guessing you must purchase a lot of pity sex.

Don't disbelieve that.

connie corleone - April 18, 2009 7:06 PM

#51-if you'd been anywhere near a yacht club in your life, you'd know how to spell it. douche.

LMFAO ..SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

I wish all the money she has would go into the hands of someone worthier.

it´s funny that dough r. always looks so bored when he is around paris.

and: i don´t know what it feels like to have so much money not to care about what life can cost. but i have enough to feel save and have fun. i like and i hate my work (i´m a doctor), and i can say: i do it because it makes me feeling :) . and besides (BIG besides..): i get money for living. i think it must be very boring after some time just to get entertained all day long and to find out that your reason in life is to avoid thinking why you are here...

I'm not ashamed to admit that I've spanked it to that first pic.

Paris is a herpes infested STD factory.

Yuck.

Silly English language. I do offer my sympathies to those who believed that being rich is synonomous with being sage. Alas, I am merely born wealthy. I never earned any of it I must confess. I was not a good student obviously nor did I really care to be. I was not born with any gifts. I am in truth an average looking man although I am quite tall and well proportioned for my height.

I offer nothing to anyone. The only thing I have going for me is that I live a life of leisure. I am not intellectual. I don't really care about art and culture. I enjoy my own physical pleasures. I travel constantly and have ladies whenever I want them. I have no intention of ever marrying. I hate children other than my relations offspring.

In essence, life for me has been one long joy ride and I do not intend to ever stop the car. I provide nothing and yes I am a taker. You may hate me if you must. I am quite sure I would not relish the company of any of you here either.

Pleasure yourselves with Nascar and cheap beer and remember to bathe.

#61 you just slipped up. You said you never earned any of it after you said you made made over $320,000 on a real estate deal.
heehee, looks like you'll have to start a new superficial.com alter ego

hm, #61. i have to admit, that english is not my mothertongue ( i´m austrian- so that´s in central europe if your intellectual skills are not as proportioned as your slippy tongue).
i understand what you try to say but not WHY you do it here?
i mean the only reason to visit this side is pure curiosity.
so i don´t get the point why you are slamming all your business and so called lifestyle on this website?
if you are so happy to spend money you didn´t earn but inherit-do so.
i for myself am happy to have a life which you will never have and i would never change with yours as it sounds not very "colorful" or enviably (IMHO).

after all: we just don´t know how smart paris hilton really is. i mean she IS earning money by creating a creature after all. another question is why people like her do earn so much money by selling themselves..

sigh, you stupid paupers, selling real estate is work? I do not report to a "job" is what I meant. Yes I invest my monies of course, you silly twits.
To my Austrian friend, I would rather not hold a conversation with ANYone born in that evil, and blatantly murderous pitiful excuse for a country. If I had my way, you would be paying us more restitution than we already have forced out of you nasty pigs. Ugly German industrial savages I shudder at the thought.

HAHA, sorry , but i´m not german. dumb little penis you have there.

When is she going to stop wearing those stupid headbands? They look ridiculous.

Hey #9, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHA! Money sure can't buy class.

What's the difference between german and austrian? They both have horns on their heads, right? They both speak in that hideous language, right? They both have some of the ugliest women on the planet, right?

# 38
Sorry - I just seem to get here every few daze lately.
Don't lose any sleep over those Chinese -type comments.
It was for 'those keeping score at home', that type of thing.
Well. Ok. And assorted hangers-on. As they say in the industry.

i love you superficial man...love calida