Apr 29 2009Paris Hilton in 'The Unfortunate Angle'

FIRST?!

what's with the scotch-tape magic herpes shield on her right arm?

I had to do a double take there. lol

That's my new desktop picture. Classic!

@2 - it's a shopping bag. And you're not remotely funny. As usual.

It takes some of the fun out of it, but I can understand why some chicks want to wear protective eyeglasses when stroking a cock toward their face.

Hilarious.

Wow, for a couple of seconds I thought she was holding a giant dildo, too. LOL Shame on me. Hee, hee, hee

Ugh there's firstarded here also? Geekologie has plenty of that. I've checked comments here before & was hopeful to not see dorks like @1 but alas there you are.

The Paris pics are great, too damn funny.

Love it

LMAO
She's so rich she had Tommy Lee's turgid member turned into a purse strap. Next she'll have saMANtha ronson's scrotum fashioned into a very small, smelly handbag.

hahaha it looks furry too

ALL angles of Paris are unfortunate!

she knows what it looks like and she practiced the pose at home.
of course!

That purse strap looks like insulation..you know the kind with asbestos and fiberglass. Ahhhh breathe deep Paris, breathe deep.

@5 i'm so sorry that i can't be as funny as you. i try. really i do.

@13 hahaha yeah!!!

Honestly thought it was nicole r.

then i had to put my glasses on

She does seem to have a natural talent to handling fleshy looking appendages.

@5 pOnk's funny. You just have to catch him when he's not menstruating.

Her nasty white ass will suck it off anyways...it's what she does. Bitch.

Looks like a regular size penis to me

Did anyone hear when they asked Paris Hilton if she had heard about the swine flu and what she thought about it. She said I don't eat that. Please let a hole suck her up to hell.

Did anyone hear when they asked Paris Hilton if she had heard about the swine flu and what she thought about it. She said I don't eat that. Please let a hole suck her up to hell.

I haven't seen yet anybody as happy as her with a new purse.I won't be surprised she'd take it to bed as well.A kid's hand is easily filled.

Not to me but the purse looks very comfortable to carry.Her upperlip is nicely waxed.

Pic two is a great classic mouthshot ! It's some what a retro looking pic.Also the way she holds the strap is from that time.She only has to stretch out her finger to make the peace sign.

#9, they are everywhere! and most times they aren't even really first, then they really look like douchebags!

That picture will live on in Infamy!

I want more Britney...and tits...and Paris sucking dick.

No, wait a minute. Nevermind.

Just Britney and tits, please.

Paris looks great as always. Noah Lieske

Ohhh, Superficial, you aren't the only one to make that mistake! Haha. Regardless of her weird penis-looking purse strap, her hair looks great!

hahaa

#25...who the fuck says stuff like that?!

Why is Martha Stewart holding a dildo ?

If it were a huge dick, it would be in her mouth in the pictures. This girl just can resist dick!

I hope this dirty slut gets swine flue up her spag and dies.

The sooner the better because no one would shed a tear for her. Slut

Thats H-U-U-U-U-G-G-G-G-H-H-H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

isn't this nicole richie??? weird....

LOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAOOOOO!!!! i am so f****d up right now and this is great

Look at that f*cking moron! Can the sunglasses get any larger douche???

HA! burrito dildo --

she's practicing in public now, w/o any strange green sex tape light

"Maybe I was up too late writing captions"

we forgive you cause we love you.

and this GLORIOUS photo of paris hilton... i mean... if i were paris hilton, i would certainly watch how i accessorize so i wouldn't make myself more of a target than i already am. but whatever.

paris hilton, thank you for existing only to being laughed at.

lovely
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She loves the cock.

it looks like a giant tampon

I didn't really notice it on the big one but the small thumbnails underneath almost made me shit myself.

OMG I am dying laughing at this photo.

Aesthetically speaking all her all angles are unfortunate.
Maybe we can have her locked up for publicly fellating a purse strap.

Hola!

Hey!

Pic 2 is showing her moans of pleasure while she strangles her purse strap.

I'm wondering which of her former boyfriends that purse strap was.

Like you'd be able to recognize a clit if you saw one...

Looking at how obvious it is now, I can't believe it took me a while to realize it wasn't a "gigantic penis"!

Aw. A fuzzy dildo. Dual functioning. Keeps your pussy warm during use.

Deborah Perez, the daughter of the Zodiac Killer, is an fucking hot MILF! Damn it!

#2 - That, p0nk, are just the shreds of her remaining dignity... and I think you're pretty fucking funny.

Is she trying to be Nicole Richie or something? So Pathetic!

love you!!! that's the best photo ever.

Of course it's a purse. Only a complete moron would not see what it is.
Paris is actually looking darn good these days. No matter what some losers write.

PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

FOR ALL OF THE IMPORTANT FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

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PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

THESE FEDERAL CRIMES INCLUDE CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2008, AND JANUARY 2009.

FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND IMPORTANT DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

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