Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at the Coachella Music Festival yesterday, and I gotta admit, there's times I would. I'd do- *click* Whoa! My penis just pulled a gun, everybody. Okay, I'm stepping away from the keyboard. You're in charge. You're the man. My car keys? Here you go even though we both know you can't drive stick. Haha, talk about irony. *click* I'll be good.
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Reader Comments
1. daryl - April 19, 2009 1:11 PM
she's not as bad as most people put her to be, her looks are quite decent to be honest ( and body)
2. Stating the Obvious - April 19, 2009 1:17 PM
I had no idea someone could be so annoying just standing still. How do you do it, Paris? How?
3. Nate - April 19, 2009 1:20 PM
"I mean, just look at that skirt thing, hovering just about Cooterville. You'd have to be gay not to think about tapping that moist little whisker biscuit."
Wow! Someone needs some counseling...
But yeah I'd hit it
4. Paul - April 19, 2009 1:34 PM
She's disgusting.
5. trish - April 19, 2009 1:34 PM
first
6. mikeock - April 19, 2009 1:37 PM
I still hit that mostly because it's fun to bang chicks that think they're hot shit. And - And - God forgive me, but I like her body.
7. BEAM - April 19, 2009 1:38 PM
Ha! Those whacky right-wing extremists.
8. mikeock - April 19, 2009 1:42 PM
I mean, just look at that skirt thing, hovering just about Cooterville. You'd have to be gay not to think about tapping that moist little whisker biscuit.
9. daryl - April 19, 2009 1:48 PM
she's not as bad as most people put her to be, her looks are quite decent to be honest ( and body)
10. daryl - April 19, 2009 1:49 PM
she's not as bad as most people put her to be, her looks are quite decent to be honest ( and body)
11. britney's weave - April 19, 2009 2:06 PM
HAHAHAHA at him from the waist down in those last two pics. he looks like a knock-kneed eighth grade loser.
12. Joe Mahma - April 19, 2009 2:13 PM
Why does Paris Hilton look like a dumb bitch in every single picture ever taken of her?
13. josh - April 19, 2009 2:21 PM
im not gay, but that dude is good lookin'
14. ~ - April 19, 2009 2:53 PM
ew, he has stubby legs and his face is very punchable.
15. Steph - April 19, 2009 3:18 PM
Why is she always leaning back? And what's up with the headband over the hair thing lately? Overkill. She smokes? First pic i've seen of that ever.
16. I Stayed Limp As A Biscuit - April 19, 2009 3:51 PM
With only the shape of the goose bumps on her chest and idiotic glasses she wears does NOT make me rise for the occasion. Spectacles off, seeing her "pick-a-hole, any-hole" alluring eyes, mounds and mounds of pussy + ass hair, gaping crotch and bung hole and I'd give my left nut to fuck her more silly than ever.
More on those asshole glasses she wears, would any of you dare wear those in public? Even, for example, Dennis Rodman doesn't wear these glasses.
17. vag - April 19, 2009 3:54 PM
douche & douche
18. SouthAfricanHotti - April 19, 2009 4:16 PM
she must own some super push up bra.... her breast go from to two enormous boobs....
19. Rhialto - April 19, 2009 4:19 PM
The weather looks great out there! I hope for the audience she didn't sing 'stars are blind'?
20. Sauron - April 19, 2009 4:23 PM
Doug Reinhardt is a true gentleman! He gives her a light all the time!
21. Darth - April 19, 2009 4:28 PM
They got free tickets but she had to promise not to sing!
22. Jay - April 19, 2009 4:34 PM
What is that thing in her navel?
What is her contribution?
23. Fuck U - April 19, 2009 4:46 PM
Does that bitch ever close her fucking mouth?
God, she is horrible...I wouldn't hit that with fishs' dick.
24. Car wash - April 19, 2009 4:56 PM
She looks like one of those plastic Hula dancers that somepeople buy for their dashboards. All she needs is a Lei, Oh wait, he's standing right there next to her.
25. Courtyardpigeon - April 19, 2009 5:18 PM
Can't you at least post some photos of someone with a talent? The only reason this idiot is even a household name is because sites like this post photos of her everyday. Why?
26. sam - April 19, 2009 5:26 PM
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING HEADBANDS ALREADY! CHRIST!!!
27. Alfalfa - April 19, 2009 5:58 PM
Why does that idiot always wear sunglasses even when it's dark?
28. Charley Kane - April 19, 2009 6:04 PM
Nice body - it's a shame about the face, though.
29. awats - April 19, 2009 6:31 PM
wtf with these awful headbands? some... make it stop...
30. steph - April 19, 2009 6:35 PM
I get that she smokes, but why the hell is he smoking?! Isn't he an athlete?
31. paris - April 19, 2009 7:16 PM
her feet are UGLY !! looks like a guy !! she s a guy !!
32. paris - April 19, 2009 7:17 PM
her feet are UGLY !! looks like a guy !! she s a guy !!
33. Kelley - April 19, 2009 7:28 PM
I'm with No. 2 ... this thing is the most useless thing on the planet for sure. She takes up space - that's it.
34. marme - April 19, 2009 8:23 PM
Yes the headbands they need to stop and that fucking hair cut. ugh brutual!
35. aniuschka - April 19, 2009 8:27 PM
they both look very disposable
36. HankTheDwarf - April 19, 2009 8:55 PM
Posting a picture of Paris Hilton in a bikini is like bragging you have tap water in your house.
37. Tapeworm - April 20, 2009 2:12 AM
#30: because he's a fucking douche. And he's not an athlete, he's a fucking actor (and a bad one at that.) Or maybe a reality TV star. Or an asshole.
38. Murtaza. Soni - April 20, 2009 4:11 AM
Paris Hilton in Bikini. Not at all strange. Very typical of the Rich Spoilt Brat.
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39. Richo - April 20, 2009 5:56 AM
Both very annoying -_-
Wouldn't touch Paris with a ten foot pole. Who knows where she's been as well. Especially hate Doug, indeed very punchable for what he did to Amanda.
40. MJ - April 20, 2009 7:06 AM
My eyes have the herp now
41. BIGHAIRYASSDUDE - April 20, 2009 8:59 AM
she HAS!!!! MAN FEET!!!....she's NASTY! SHE'S UGLY!!!!
42. jzzhanDZ - April 20, 2009 9:00 AM
She looks like a tranny. And where's her ass? S/he doesn't even look female!
43. richard wright - April 20, 2009 9:59 AM
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44. Ian Gay - April 20, 2009 11:28 AM
I don't know what the hell that georgeous hunk could have seen in her. He's so hot that I would be sucking himm all day long. I do not care about Paris.
45. azz0r - April 20, 2009 1:11 PM
That dude could penetrate me all day. Godam he's gorgeous.
46. Verez - April 20, 2009 1:50 PM
Be honest and admit it... she has a smokin' hot body. I'd tap that and so would you.
47. Cory - April 20, 2009 2:34 PM
About the only thing worth looking at in that picture (unless you're suicidal) are the sunglasses: http://www.popularglasses.com/Oversized/Sunglasses/Oversized_1046B_331311.asp
48. Blah Girls! - April 20, 2009 2:51 PM
She just oozes stupid! Blah!
49. Ian Gay - April 20, 2009 2:57 PM
Hey azzur, he could penetrate me all day. I'd lick his whole sweaty body and swallow everything he wanted me to. That fuckin bitch is lucky to have him inside everytime she wishes. damn!
50. Bosco - April 20, 2009 4:19 PM
Hey things are looking up for Paris. This recent headline should make her day:
"New approach offers chance to finally kill herpes"
51. Its her - April 20, 2009 5:38 PM
Why does she wear a bikini top? She's got nothing to put in it and we've seen it all anyway.
52. Bosco - April 21, 2009 12:31 AM
Last
53. THAT_GIRL_JENN - April 21, 2009 1:05 AM
YOU GUYS SHE LOOKS ANOREXIC
WHITE MAN'S DREAM
SHE HAS NO BREASTS, NO BUTT, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN HER? HER SHAPE IS UP AND DOWN LIKE A RULER.
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54. AMO - April 22, 2009 10:23 AM
A belly button ring? Really??? And does anyone actually buy her shiteous handbags?
55. air purifier - April 22, 2009 9:43 PM
Still fine.
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57. Mike P - April 26, 2009 6:49 PM
DAMN THAT BIIIII GOT SOME BIG ASS HANDS. ID HIT IT WITH A GOOD AMOUNT A CUSHION BETWEEN ME AND THAT BONY ASS AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
58. ELLY - May 3, 2009 4:46 AM
@#1 - being bad is different from being STUPID...and that's what she is .
59. Dede - May 5, 2009 2:00 AM
They are a really cute couple!
It gets hotter then hell in the Coachella Valley, so Paris is dressed perfectly appropriate for the Palm Speings crowd.
60. Lemon Crush Belize - August 17, 2009 1:18 PM
say what you will, i'd love to see her wearing my suits :) all the bling she can handle, and teeny tiny little things! www.lemoncrushbelize.com