Paris Hilton for Guess. So classy.

Oh paris :(

wasn't these a while back?

Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007

Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007

Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007

Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007

Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007

I'd suck a grape out of her ass anyday.

Ewww look at the picture with her holding the cell phone and look at that hand, ugh GROSS, MAN HANDS

WHY oh WHY would they think that pic with the dog nestled in her crotch is good advertising? It's fucking weird, to say the least......

^ i'm pretty sure that's just her penis

hey Yo, you're a moron. It says he tossed in some old shots, learn to read you cave monkey!

She has no ass, no tits, non hips, and a wonky eye.
WHY is this woman considered hot???????

She has no ass, no tits, no hips, and a wonky eye.
WHY is this woman considered hot???????

You gotta hand it to Paris. She's very good at marketing her image.

Even the dog can't stand the smell.

FEE FI FO FORE! I SMELL THE $!&% OF A FILTHY WHORE!

oh, and Superficial Writer(s), you know I love you and want to sexually pleasure you till the end of all times, but these photos are VERY old (from the 2004 Summer campaign).

I'm wondering who the father of that lill doggie is.

I'd shake her a martini, drop kick the ugly ass dog into the pool, finger blast her nostrils and then liquify that ass.

Superfish might be on to something here, theres no way her inner thighs looks this juicy...

The thought bubble over that dog's head should say "Eet esmells like feesh..."

Well, well, well......It looks like Fish actually removed the Malware from this site that completely disabled my computer.......good job Fish. It only took you 2 weeks.

Now try doing something about the 15 second lag time that follows after you hit "Post Your Comment"

Might cut down on the triple postings....

That dog better grab onto something tight or it'll be sucked into that vacuous cavern.

That dog is squinting like it smells rotten eggs.

And how come they never airbrush the wonk?

That dog has great empathy for the next wife of Rosie O'Donnell.

I'm pretty sure # 4 is one of the old ones....

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I see the Fish is still a gathering place for the retarded amongst us.

The teeth lining her vagoo are firmly holding the dog in place. You can see the poor creature wincing in pain.

If you need more details, her vagoo is like the Sarlacc creature in the Return of the Jedi - complete with the tentacles shooting out from time to time. If you listen closely, you can hear the muffled screams of her captives as they are slowly digested within her walls.

Where are the racist comments? I don't wanna read about this bitch!

Paris isn't even pretty anymore she has outgrown her look and is now ugly. What is with Guess, they usually have unique ultra hot models and hot celebrities, not douches like Paris hilton. She doesn't even have a nice body. she has knoby knees and not muscle definition. Ahhh so disappointing

The dog's there because he thought he saw some kibble...she's having a particularly bad flareup.

I'd rather see a Guess ad by Anna Nicole Smith, in her current state.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".

So he stabbed her & stole her purse.

I gotta hand it to #22. That was funny : ("Eet smells like feesh!")

What a terrble picture of the dog! (Pic 1) He's squinting , for Christs sake!

She looks pretty good in Pic 1, but then again she's airbrushed within an inch of her life. so thats like saying "Ariel in THE LITTLE MERMAID looked pretty good".

Why is this broad famous again?

A story that sums up men:

A woman is in a coma. While washing her intimate parts, a nurse notices a slight pulse. She calls her husband, and explains to him:
" ... so I have a theory that if such slight stimulation can give her a pulse, oral sex just may wake her up completely!"
"Well ok, I'll try, if it helps her" says the man.
The nurses wait for him outside the room. All of a sudden, they hear the woman's pulse go flat, and rush in the room to see the man buttoning his pants. With a confused look on his face, he says:
"Um...I got really into it and I think I might have choked her."

I wish people would boycott anything this waste of space promotes. That goes for Lindsay, Kim K, Britney and Octomom, too.

Guess? An IQ of no higher than 60.

Is that a dog or a rat?... Cute chihuahua though.

ok. i know some smart blondes, my sister being one of them. but i feel horrible for blondes who have to have the same hair color as this cunt. im sorry to all you beautiful intelligent blonde girls that are misjudged because of how ridiculously stupid this idiot is.....

Is it just me, or is that dog actually cringing?

But seriously though, cringing right?

Now I've heard there are all sorts of things growing in her crotch but a dog has got to be a new one.

THESE PICS ARE REALLY OLD....

Wow, Here hair grows so fast!!!!!!!!!

Hey 35 - SHUT UP, NIGGER!!!

Are you happy? (and by that, I mean gay, as in, you're one gay son of a bitch)

#9, not man hands, but serious Photoshop DISASTER
The angle of the hand holding the cell phone is plain wrong.
Look at the elbow compared to the rest of the body: the position is impossible.

I thought that Guess was a rich company that could afford good professionals. Maybe they used a trainee because it was Paris Hilton, the other guys were busy with real models.

#50 - I'd give that one like a 2 out of 10...

The dog between her legs is clearly wincing from the smell and molten lava that is burning its fur.

She kind of looks like an old Version of Christine Aguliera in some of those pics! Not sure if thats a good or bad thing!

She kind of looks like an old Version of Christine Aguliera in some of those pics! Not sure if thats a good or bad thing!

She kind of looks like an old Version of Christine Aguliera in some of those pics! Not sure if thats a good or bad thing!

this is so 2004...

air blush or not fo`h 1st she look gd. look pertty!

Has anyone looked at the expression on that poor dog's face?

You'd look like that too if your face were that close to Paris Hilton's crotch.

Let me guess, David La Chappele? Looks like his boring, repetitive played out style. Both should take a jet with DJ AM and Travis. Cuntney Love also...

LOL.

In picture #1 I can hear Cheech Marin's voice saying "Dammmmn, what's this bitch got up in there, a dead possum?

Why does Paris still wear those ridiculous blue contacts?

I know some of these pics are old, but she's getting close to 30, and the blow up doll/barbie whore look needs to go. The first thing that came to mind when I looked at the pic of her putting lip gloss on, was the movie "White Chicks." That's not a good thing, Paris.

I don't care what anyone says about her attitude and personality.

she's an absolute stunner! some really good photography there aswell ;)

In other news the poor dog now has venereal warts on its back and crabs around his tuckus. Will Paris's reign of disease spreading ever be stopped?

I like the old ones much more....

these pictures are from way back. they deff arent knew she looks alot different now and they prob wouldnt ask her to be in another campaign

This gir has so much money, but she looks SO bad! I wonder what she'd look like if she didn't have all this.. Lame!

Why does Guess advertise with a crocodile eating a chihuahua?

Oh...nevermind...

I love how pained the dog looks. Swear to go he's dying of the herps and catching the glare off P's big, shiney ego at the same time.

That dog looks like it's in Taco Hell.

I love the look on the dog's face in pic #1. Hilarious!

Some of these are old....

Looks like she's pregnant in the pic where she has her humungous feet on that guy. No ass what so ever and you could drive a semi truck through her breast.

that manhands photo is one of the funniest things that I have seen in a while. oh man, laughing so hard. thanks, superficial!! I really needed that... : )

I'D DO HER

She has a dog where most women have a cat.

IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

She will retire filthy rich. it will be disgusting to watch her in the coming years as she staples her cheeks to the back of her head, and insists on wearing hot pink velour track suits, explaining to her mandatory two children, Tomato and Paris II, that she is a "cool" mom and this is what "cool moms" wear. Unfortunately Tomato will suffer a horrible fate at the claws of grandparis, who in a brave attempt to salvage her vanity will convince herself that the elixir of life pulses within young Tomato's veins. It doesn't. She lives a life alone in the cold confines of the Texas state penitentiary, with only Doris's broad haunches to provide her warmth and comfort.

Did they suck balls at airbrushing in cleavage in 2004? She looks like shes wearing one of those bikini shirts you get at beach shops.

I mean lets be honest, we've all seen them. They're not that big.

wow, NO ass at all. weird.

shes really not so bad to look at. its just her unbelievable ignorance and arrogance that makes ppl hate her. but why the fake eyes and hair is necessary, we'll never know.

my grandfather has more feminine hands than those :/.

Where's her bellybutton in the picture with the bartender?

Yup, these are from 2004

WHY would anyone want to photograph and look at this UGLY, ROTTED, WARPED EYED WHORE?

Wow. she really has absolutely no ass. ewwwwww

this has already use in 2005

go back to JAIL where you belong you fake little slut who cant pose for pictures.. blah blah blah...

go back to JAIL where you belong you nasty infested walking STD. Good lord anyone can be airbrushed and you look pathetic,.. blah.. blah ... blah is what i think about you

I think it's hilariously sad that she thinks she's "so hot".

Thats the old campaign back circa 2004...i used to work for Guess and thats what i used then

Love the expression on the dog's face.

Nice. She looks good enough to eat.

That said, I wish she's do some shoots in a business setting. Modeling some office business skirts and jackets, etc...

THEY ARE ALL OLD SHOTS.
NONE OF THEM ARE NEW.

Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/famous-for-being-famous/19710;_ylt=Aqgr1.9LrIDNFaEwHAmvQJmrpxx.;_ylv=3

Disgusting im neer gonna buy guess ever again

HOT!

Poor dog. That face says it all" oh please, oh please, don't let the herpes jump on me"

jerk

jerk

jerk

jerk
grunt
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. uhh.

Thanks, Paris.

Why is she styled like a CHEAP porn star?

For sure I'll never wear "Guess" again.