Apr 15 2009Octomom soon to become Octomom™
Making full use of her uterurs-turned-ATM, Nadya Suleman has filed to trademark the name "Octomom" so she can use it to sell merchandising, according to The Smoking Gun:
In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as "Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom," and notes that she wants to use the "Octomom" handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers. Suleman also wants to secure a trademark to use "Octomom" in connection with TV variety programming. As seen in the below excerpts from Suleman's USPTO applications, she had to sign a letter consenting to "the use of my nickname as a Trademark or Servicemark." The USPTO applications, which cost Suleman a total of $825 and only include a bland logotype, were filed for her by a Whittier, California law firm.
Since I love capitalism and reckless breeding so much, I came up with some catchy slogans for Nadya:
Octomom: Why Work When You Have Frozen Embryos and Access to a Shoddy Practitioner of Medicine?
Octomom: Have You Whored Your Kids Out Today?
Octomom: Why Buy Huggies When You Can Pay Extra to Make My Face Even More Pervasive Than Ever? [Smiling Nadya Suleman here.]
Octomom: Because Fuck What Kim Kardashian Says.
That last one might actually catch on. My bad.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Shitney Still SUX - April 15, 2009 3:03 PM
God, she needs to have some serious karma slap the fug off her dumb-ass self.
She's got nerve. What a parasite.
2. beast man - April 15, 2009 3:03 PM
someone please kill her already...first
3. Matt - April 15, 2009 3:04 PM
1st?
4. Jimmorama - April 15, 2009 3:05 PM
Octomom has big boobies.
5. Libertad - April 15, 2009 3:19 PM
Hopefully she can use this money to raise her kids and quit depending on tax payer money.
6. Anon - April 15, 2009 3:22 PM
#5
If she earns over a certain amount wont her benefits get cut automatically?
If not good luck getting her to stop them.
The need to keep all sources of income going for as long as possible is too much.
7. Anon - April 15, 2009 3:27 PM
I meant "shouldn't" they get cut automatically.
If they was able to cut benefits when you earned over a set amount they would and we'd have less benefits cheats.
8. GuyHolly - April 15, 2009 3:30 PM
the Octomom Clown car Vagina now available at your local WalMart.
9. havoc - April 15, 2009 3:32 PM
I heard Public Storage has asked her uterus to be there spokesperson/thing.
Kinda like the Geico lizard but hairier....
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10. meme - April 15, 2009 3:32 PM
Is OctoRetardoMom going to pay back the State of California all the money she's been mooching off it?
11. balls - April 15, 2009 3:33 PM
big tits
12. cavy - April 15, 2009 3:36 PM
Oh, I totally knew this would happen....no matter how vile, disgusting, parasitic, nasty, child endangering this attention whore is, she will become very wealthy from her poor life choices and it will send a big message to the public - "Make mistake upon mistake, risk other's lives, be a leech off society, blatantly con the government and YOU TOO can be rich and (in)famous"!
Believe me, she is not the last of her kind - most people are scum and will glorify this Piece of Shit (TM).
*And I agree with Anon and the other posters who asked about OctoTwat's benefits getting cut - Hell yes, they should....I really hope the Government is keeping a magnified tab of her "income", taxes and benefits. She seems to be a con artist that is actually getting away with it!
13. asdf - April 15, 2009 3:36 PM
hopefully no one wants to even license her shit so she gets squat
14. Photoshop Police - April 15, 2009 3:42 PM
I'm pretty sure that whichever media outlet first coined the phrase is going to fight her trademark claim.
Regardless, Superficial should step up and stop covering her pitiful existence (any progress of the Speidi ban?). Take her kids away and put her in a mental hospital aready!
15. Anon - April 15, 2009 3:46 PM
".I really hope the Government is keeping a magnified tab of her "income", taxes and benefits"
Thats a good point.
Whatever agency it is that monitors benefits and incomes should now have enough reason to order her to show all her accounts and revenue, or what it is that they do when they suspect of someone breaking the rules.
16. pavmentaled - April 15, 2009 3:48 PM
HUGE FEEEEEEET!!!
17. 1ye - April 15, 2009 3:48 PM
She's pathetic.
18. Chucky - April 15, 2009 3:54 PM
What this fucking cunt apparently isn't betting on is that THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET HATES HER. Best of luck creating a successful brand on *that* public image.
19. justifiable - April 15, 2009 4:05 PM
I'll only get an OctoMom™ doll if it comes with a full set of pins.
20. DAP spokesman - April 15, 2009 4:08 PM
We ARE looking into developing a line of cunt spackle.....
21. ToeJam - April 15, 2009 4:16 PM
Will someone please dropkick this cunt into orbit?
What a whore in every sense of the word.
22. Peebo - April 15, 2009 4:19 PM
I'd tap that. She can have my spunk any time.
23. MSnow - April 15, 2009 4:23 PM
"Let's Roll" Holy Shit that's trademarked also. WTF.. Goddammit Todd Beamer's wife
"OctoMom" you're the next runner-up for "The Cougar"
24. MSnow - April 15, 2009 4:23 PM
"Let's Roll" Holy Shit that's trademarked also. WTF.. Goddammit Todd Beamer's wife
"OctoMom" you're the next runner-up for "The Cougar"
25. Mike Walker - April 15, 2009 4:23 PM
She has feet like Fred Flintstone.
Yabba dabba doo!!!
26. trailerpark tranny - April 15, 2009 4:26 PM
OOOOOOOOO......I can't wait to be the first one in line at Walmart for the Octomom doll.
27. Binky - April 15, 2009 4:33 PM
Well I suppose 'Eight is Enough' was taken....
And 'Crazy Eights' would confuse people with the card game.
28. becky - April 15, 2009 4:35 PM
am i the only one that is completely in awe of how FLAT her stomach is after carrying EIGHT babies in it just months ago? she must have had a tummy tuck. one more plastic surgery down for the welfare mommy! hooray!!!
29. obannionflunked - April 15, 2009 4:43 PM
I'd hit it
30. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - April 15, 2009 4:45 PM
#9, that was pretty funny!
Look at the size of her milk jugs! Yes Becky, I did notice her stomach was fairly flat.
Why is she any different than the other welfare recipients out there? Why should they work, when there are millions of suckers like us to pay their way through life.
31. Funeral Guy - April 15, 2009 4:52 PM
#29...Yeah, I'd hit it too........with an aluminum bat.
32. NY Ted - April 15, 2009 4:56 PM
Octomom's cell phone was ringing...so she opened her purse...and found another kid!
Does that now make her Nonagon Mom...???
33. NY Ted - April 15, 2009 4:56 PM
Octomom's cell phone was ringing...so she opened her purse...and found another kid!
Does that now make her Nonagon Mom...???
34. AtomicSquid - April 15, 2009 5:11 PM
Why is it that every picture I see of her there are no kids around?! You'd think with eight kids there would be one kid sucking her teat at all times...
35. justifiable - April 15, 2009 5:12 PM
#33 No, that still makes her a fucking douchebag - because she's got 6 others that weren't enough for her at home.
36. Galtacticus - April 15, 2009 5:58 PM
Who else is stupid enough to call herself octomom?
37. Leroy Brown - April 15, 2009 6:24 PM
#31 made the best comment of the day as far as I'm concerned...that includes the handle. And one more thing, I hope her kids grow up only to resent and eventually devour her in the physical. FUCK THAT WHOREBAG BITCH. and btw, to address #30, some people on welfare actually are decent people who couldn't get by without it due to disability or what have you, but this bitch...this bitch is a whole 'nother story. See how well this bitch helps us get along. No racism, no prejudice, just a community of hatred focused like a laser beam upon this sullen BEEEEYOTCH! PEACE, I'M OUTTA HERE!
38. Rough Daddy - April 15, 2009 6:29 PM
How does she manage to have all these kids and still be a KUMME dodger...
39. azalea - April 15, 2009 7:08 PM
I'd be really really surprised if someone else hasn't already scooped up that trademark.
40. I will never buy anything she peddles to the public - April 15, 2009 7:42 PM
She can drop dead for all I care..
41. Mama Pinkus - April 15, 2009 8:28 PM
I feel so sorry for that wretched gal's children.
42. disgusted - April 15, 2009 8:53 PM
she is a big fat disgusting slob
43. Max Planck - April 15, 2009 9:03 PM
Octopussy already taken.
44. Joe RO - April 15, 2009 9:31 PM
#4 Of course she has big boobies!!! she's making milk for 8!!!!!!!
45. Joe RO - April 15, 2009 9:31 PM
#4 Of course she has big boobies!!! she's making milk for 8!!!!!!!
46. octopussy sux - April 15, 2009 9:58 PM
#12- well said
47. buck - April 15, 2009 10:05 PM
good lord the woman only has two lips and two breasts. How does she manage to make ends meet.
48. randomguy - April 15, 2009 10:06 PM
Chucky said: "What this fucking cunt apparently isn't betting on is that THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET HATES HER. Best of luck creating a successful brand on *that* public image."
I don't even know this bitch and I despise her - the only other person for whom that is true is Paris Hilton .. honorable mention to Rosie O'Donnell. Having said that, sadly, I think you are mistaken. There are enough Springer-watching hicks who will pony up money they don't really have to keep this farce going.
49. Pilatunes - April 15, 2009 10:18 PM
Hey bitch I just trademarked 'Octomomtheparasite' and 'Octomomisfuckedinthehead'. Whadya think of that?
50. gerard Vandenberg - April 15, 2009 11:53 PM
this is the perfect SPECIMEN of a DUMB, STUPID & LAZY AMERICAN, folks!!
51. Narcissist - April 16, 2009 6:08 AM
Fuck Up to the 14th power. Doubt I can say anything worse than the reality.
52. Mr. Jones - April 16, 2009 7:38 AM
Okay, is this c-u-next-tuesday a midget or does she drive a battlecar galactica?
O.J. needs to visit this broad. He would be a f'n hero again.
53. Ian - April 16, 2009 8:16 AM
Dont give this gold digger any fooking money.
54. Anon - April 16, 2009 8:35 AM
#53
unfortunately if you work you don't have any say in it.
You taxes are already going to her and have been for years.
Sorry.
55. blah blah - April 16, 2009 8:42 AM
i bet her stomach is so flat because she probably wears a girdle. i also bet when she takes it off at night her stomach looks like an empty stretched out hefty bag.
she probably will get surgery tho...what else is gonna spend her $ on while cali taxpayers are feeding and diapering her kids?
WWOD? What Would Octomom Do?
56. RichPort's Ghost - April 16, 2009 9:23 AM
Her belly probably looks like torn fishnet stockings...
57. denny crain - April 16, 2009 9:52 AM
#56 Only not as sexy.
58. norton - April 16, 2009 10:40 AM
Ummmm. How many vehicles does this woman have?
So far she has a mini-van and what looks like a Honda sedan.
On welfare, two new cars, a new house, nannies, ubiquitous Starbucks in most images, designer sunglasses and always - I mean ALWAYS shopping.
Anyone else have a problem with that?
59. RichPort's Ghost - April 16, 2009 11:03 AM
#57 - Excellent point. (vomits)
60. Pilatunes - April 16, 2009 11:47 AM
Hey, she's economizing...she didn't get into the 'Sclade with the custom rims! Hardship people, hardship.
61. nastyjay - April 16, 2009 12:03 PM
do the porno hunny
62. jjthomas - April 16, 2009 12:35 PM
anyone notice the botox and lip injections in these pics???? oh govt spending...
63. Mike Rackhabit - April 16, 2009 1:14 PM
I want to slip her my chub, seriously i wanna fuck her hard and painfully. she is my dream girl. i get a semi everytime i see her on tv.
64. A. N. Onymous - April 16, 2009 2:22 PM
She's trademarking the name "Octomom", but she has 14 kids. I guess Tetradecamom was too much for her.
65. Rachel - April 16, 2009 3:55 PM
If her claim has been approved, someone should TM the name Octomum or Octomommy and create a line of contraceptives. Introducing Octomum brand day-after pill, Octomum brand birth control pills. Hell, planned parenthood should buy the Octomum brand scrapers.
66. Anon - April 16, 2009 4:02 PM
Only one problem to the contraceptives you suggest.
It wouldn't work. She's never had a boyfriend or sex so how could you use her in a product that involves a boyfriend or sex.
67. Gary T - April 16, 2009 4:33 PM
im glad I was in BCT and AIT when this stupid shit happened, I notice there is no OCTODAD in the picture. Just another biological clock shank who took pills and jizz and had too many kids.
Lets ahve a wager, how many of these kids are going to grow up totally FUBAR? Which will ahve developmental delays, autism or just plain retarded? Which one will lead a life of crime, smoke crack or huff jenkem?
68. Superficial fan - April 16, 2009 9:48 PM
All of those kids gave her an ass that I would pound that butt into submission.
69. Superficial fan - April 16, 2009 9:54 PM
Correction:
All of those kids gave her an ass that I would pound into submission.
70. Lacy - April 18, 2009 7:32 PM
#66 - the point is, she is a pro-breeder. Contraceptives are anti-breeder in nature. Therefore it works.
71. john l. - April 19, 2009 7:57 PM
wow, i never realized what a true definition if a cunt is. look it up people. you are a fucking fat cunt, i cant wait until your children grow up and they learn how pathetic you are. you could always smuggle drugs in the 10 cubic foot sack you will be carrying around. why is oprah yelling at chris brown when she could be tackling a real multiple. OCTOFUCKUP.
72. Travolta - April 25, 2009 10:18 PM
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!
73. Travolta - April 25, 2009 10:18 PM
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!
74. Arlekin - May 6, 2009 12:11 AM
If Nadya Suleman is that bad, why do we pay attention to her? We are not perfect. There is not a guilty person whom we may acusse for our sorrows, failures, greed, envy, hunger of revenge or hate on. If we feel so frustrated, discriminated because we are not brave enough to have more than two kids,
it is our problem. We should not try to rule Goverment's decisions. We keep deceiving ourselves by being uncapable to realize that one American citizen is taken all the money away. We well know it is not true. Why do we not try to reach PEACE in our Planet, instead?
75. Arlekin - May 6, 2009 12:11 AM
If Nadya Suleman is that bad, why do we pay attention to her? We are not perfect. There is not a guilty person whom we may acusse for our sorrows, failures, greed, envy, hunger of revenge or hate on. If we feel so frustrated, discriminated because we are not brave enough to have more than two kids,
it is our problem. We should not try to rule Goverment's decisions. We keep deceiving ourselves by being uncapable to realize that one American citizen is taken all the money away. We well know it is not true. Why do we not try to reach PEACE in our Planet, instead?
76. Arlekin - May 6, 2009 12:11 AM
If Nadya Suleman is that bad, why do we pay attention to her? We are not perfect. There is not a guilty person whom we may acusse for our sorrows, failures, greed, envy, hunger of revenge or hate on. If we feel so frustrated, discriminated because we are not brave enough to have more than two kids,
it is our problem. We should not try to rule Goverment's decisions. We keep deceiving ourselves by being uncapable to realize that one American citizen is taken all the money away. We well know it is not true. Why do we not try to reach PEACE in our Planet, instead?