Apr 29 2009Lindsay Lohan shares her dieting secrets
- Lindsay Lohan"s weight loss secret: Adderall! And yet somehow she can't find work. Amazing. [Lainey Gossip]
- Heidi Montag is considering posing for Playboy, and Spencer is actually brokering the deal. Hey, if he's not going to look at her naked, somebody should. That's in the Ten Commandments. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Christina Aguilera's son is a little neat freak. Just as long as he doesn't dust daddy's Lord of the Ring figures - then he gets the hose. [Just Jared]
- Mel Gibson takes his new lady out in public. To the Wolverine premiere. Romance isn't dead, folks. [Radar Online]
- Paris Hilton gets her breast grabbed at a nightclub. You know how I knew this was fake? When I typed "gets her breast grabbed." [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston reportedly knew about Brad and Angelina affair for 18 months and even caught him having phone sex. Hey, maybe he was just really excited about his new phone. I get the same way with porn. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Reader Comments
1. ee - April 29, 2009 5:16 PM
LasT!
2. Matthew - April 29, 2009 5:20 PM
Second?
3. buggy - April 29, 2009 5:23 PM
Third
4. http://www.popduds.com - April 29, 2009 5:24 PM
lindsay = barf
5. J-Dizzle - April 29, 2009 5:33 PM
5th!
6. Meh - April 29, 2009 5:40 PM
She doesn't have an ass and whatever she DOESN'T have is completely flat. That's something science should explain.
7. hacksaw jim duggan - April 29, 2009 5:52 PM
I've got a dieting secret for lohan: her balls in my mouth!
You haven't seen anything until you've seen Macho Man Randy Savage smoke a Bong rip of salvia... AND FREAK OUT:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/4/29/macho-man-randy-savage-smokes-salvia-and-freaks-out.html
8. Randal - April 29, 2009 5:55 PM
Lindsay knows all the secrets for looking good and feeling great and by the time she shares those secrets, she's already in the know for what's up next. Always a young lady ahead of the game.
Randal
9. testington - April 29, 2009 6:14 PM
That pic is awesome it looks like she is carrying a severed head!
Um weren't Brad and Angie publicly dating less than a year after they met?
the only thing sadder than Lindsays drug addiction is Jen's addiction to talking about Brad
10. emily - April 29, 2009 6:15 PM
does anyone remember when thesuperficial used to be funny?
11. Galtacticus - April 29, 2009 6:32 PM
Thanks Lindsay Lohan! For sharing your dieting secret!
12. casualencounters.com/blog/ - April 29, 2009 6:33 PM
I hear gross skinny frecklebodies are the new Ug.
13. shift - April 29, 2009 6:33 PM
Who gives a flying fuck about the whole Aniston/Brad & Angelina thing anymore?
Seriously, Fish, stop reporting about it...no one cares anymore.
14. Anonymous - April 29, 2009 6:36 PM
"Lindsay knows all the secrets for looking good and feeling great "
Yeah....it's spelled C-O-C-A-I-N-E.
15. dirk - April 29, 2009 6:37 PM
A long DJ arm up your twat is unappetizing.
16. Rhialto - April 29, 2009 6:40 PM
Do we believe that Jennifer Aniston is lesbian? I'm going to check it right away. . .
17. Reyce - April 29, 2009 6:47 PM
@ #9
Okay I'm not all about trashing people, especially in blog replies, but seriously #9 - If your husbad up and ran off with some chick, I bet it'd take you a bit of time to "just get over it". Besides, unless you hear it come from the horses mouth, it's probably bullshit.
Assumtions make asses out of everyone.
18. Sauron - April 29, 2009 6:50 PM
Be glad i wasn't in the nightclub folks! I like to have from time to time some aditional work-out as well! Where're my frenemies?
19. Chip Nibbler - April 29, 2009 7:03 PM
These pics made me kind of sad. So does http://www.banalbook.com
20. fatballscris - April 29, 2009 7:03 PM
LOL @ 7 OOOOHHH YEAAAH!!
21. Rhialto - April 29, 2009 7:04 PM
@16 I've two of my Master Spies checking it at the moment. . . Boo!
22. Darth - April 29, 2009 7:07 PM
#21 In addition,how about me getting send to Jennifer Aniston to find out if she's lesbian?
23. M - April 29, 2009 7:16 PM
Paris Hilton uses adderall too.
24. what - April 29, 2009 7:59 PM
Seek help whore....you have the ass of a 90 year old.
25. Cami - April 29, 2009 8:02 PM
I think Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian to. Jen and her pr team can't seem to open 1 movie without using the triangle. I'm so sick of her talking about Brad Pitt. She should move the hell on with her life with her lesbian lover.
26. Billy Mays - April 29, 2009 11:16 PM
Her diet is:
starve
starve
vomit
cocaine
starve
starve
vomit
repeat until rehab
27. stu - April 29, 2009 11:28 PM
Red Balls - Cocaine in a Can
28. Drinking Games - April 30, 2009 12:15 AM
crack and semen
29. rosemary - April 30, 2009 2:23 AM
lindsay lohan in a bikini = amy winehouse in a bikini
30. gerard vandenberg - April 30, 2009 6:10 AM
This is a dying "CLIFF-BANGER", folks?
31. Rhialto - April 30, 2009 7:15 AM
One of my Master spies just told me he did follow Jennifer Aniston last evening and night.He studied her behavior carefully.On the question if she's lesbian;his answer is negative.The second Master spy still has to contact me.He's probably sniffing her panties right now.
32. Chatham - April 30, 2009 8:28 AM
She'll get a LOT of attention when she snaps a hip at 23 from brittle bones.
33. testington - April 30, 2009 10:51 AM
17 - they have been divorced as long as they were married, its ok if she is till sad....but pathetic that she wont stop talking about it in the media
34. Me - April 30, 2009 5:53 PM
Such a shame, she used to be so beautiful :\