Apr 28 2009Julia Roberts is capable of profanity
- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar]
- Fergie's shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you're married? I don't get it. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make your husband impotent? Your prayers have been answered. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Jackman isn't fucking with swine flu and has canceled the Mexican leg of his Wolverine promotional tour. Fortunately, he waited for Heidi and Spencer to get down there before saying "Ha, you're joking right? Pull the plug." [Videogum]
- Gisele Bundchen takes her baby out to play. Even though it came of Bridget Moynahan's vagina. Mere technicality. [Jezebel]
- Keria Knightley insists she eats. In fact, she loves food so much she'll marry it right here then have food children. -- I've gone too far, haven't I? [Best Week Ever]
- Suri Cruise bolts from Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes, you should take notes. [Allie is Wired]
Reader Comments
1. marrria - April 28, 2009 5:22 PM
first
2. agd - April 28, 2009 5:24 PM
Never been a fan...her face actually looks kinda attractive here.
3. Meh - April 28, 2009 5:26 PM
^ Douche.
4. p0nk - April 28, 2009 5:28 PM
she's got that same Anne Hathaway sized mouth built for RichPort sized manaconda.
5. Fuck U - April 28, 2009 5:30 PM
God! Do I hate Fish and Randal!
6. p0nk - April 28, 2009 5:49 PM
oh and TCLTC
7. amanda - April 28, 2009 6:03 PM
She is so beyond gorgeous! I'm jealous i hope when I am her age I look as hot as her!
8. assy - April 28, 2009 6:05 PM
Even though it come of Bridget Moynahan's vagina.
lol
9. Randal - April 28, 2009 6:42 PM
Her smile is pure sunshine, like the parting of clouds on a stormy day and those soft brown eyes just warms the heart. Lovely.
Randal
10. the world according to ROUGH! - April 28, 2009 8:28 PM
The last time i saw a mouth like that there was a hook attached to it...
11. mexi flu - April 28, 2009 9:14 PM
so? she swore on letterman as well. she looks nice here i gotta admit.
12. RichPort's Ghost - April 28, 2009 9:36 PM
#4 - yes, you mean like one of those cute little cocktail weiners.
Manaconda? Holy fuck, please stop, you're so goddamn fucking hilarious, I almost peed myself. Oh my God, you are just the fucking shit, call all the Comedy Clubs, a fucking star has escaped!
Watch out for swine flu, your porcine sister might have it, you fuck. Sorry if I lost you with that vocabulary, I know your fucking weak mind couldn't have finished 3rd grade, you mental midget.
13. Snuggie Review - April 29, 2009 12:14 AM
Who's this old lady?
14. gerard vandenberg - April 29, 2009 12:37 AM
.....but what about her arm-pits, folks?
STILL UNSHAVEN?
15. River7 - April 29, 2009 3:39 AM
Julia R. rocks! She still looks hot at that era!!
16. Kitty says - April 29, 2009 5:00 AM
#15 Agreed. Shes still gorgeous and her skin looks wonderful. Pamela A take note!
17. Bosco - April 29, 2009 5:40 AM
I don't blame Hugh Jacksoffmen, I'd avoid the pig flu areas too. I think I might have it, I've been pigging out all day. Isn't that how it works feed a flu starve a herpes?
18. Randal's evil left nut - April 29, 2009 11:03 AM
Her smile is pure crap, like the parting of two ass cheeks on a sewer darkened day and her soft brown eye sends a chill through the hearts of brave men. Ugly
19. AlphaDrone - April 29, 2009 12:41 PM
That bizarrely wide mouth makes her look like she has a flip top head.
20. Carl - May 1, 2009 10:34 AM
She is not bad, I don't understand why everyone is hating on her so much...jealousy?
21. Phil - May 2, 2009 3:13 PM
she is not bad, i won't lie, but her time is over... there are too many young gems shining now... but if i'm not mistakes, up until a couple years ago she was the highest paid actress in hollywood... anyone know who it is currently?