Apr 21 2009Michelle Rodriguez: Both a joy and a pleasure
Michelle Rodriguez, always a bridesmaid, never a bride. And here's why via Page Six:
At the welcome dinner at the Casa de Campo Resort in the Dominican Republic, Rodriguez pushed fully clothed guests into the pool. The next night, she broke up the bachelorette party yelling that the stripper was "fat and had a small [bleep]."
Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. "That's bull[bleep]," the sexy star yelled. "He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party."
As the stripper began gyrating and pushing his crotch into the bride-to-be's face, Rodriguez yelled, "This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me." She left in a huff.
On the wedding day, Rodriguez made an angelic bridesmaid in her lilac chiffon-and-silk, empire-waist gown -- but that lasted only as long as the church ceremony. The star went to the reception sporting skinny jeans and a tank top and danced till the wee hours with men and women alike.
Wow. It's like a magical scene out of Cinderella. But with simulated fellatio. That's how you make a timeless classic, Walt Disney. That's how you make a classic.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. doug - April 21, 2009 2:59 PM
first!
2. kitty - April 21, 2009 3:04 PM
who was the bride?
3. Sportsdvl - April 21, 2009 3:09 PM
Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?
4. Giggles - April 21, 2009 3:12 PM
Her dress belies her always unladylike demeanor.
5. Shift - April 21, 2009 3:15 PM
Gay, Bi, or crazy as hell...She's still hot as hell.
6. spindoc - April 21, 2009 3:17 PM
And by "Bringing out the Bisexual" in her she means that she is actually looking at a man. This chick is such a lesbians, that even Rosie and Ellen look at her and go "Damn, what a Dyke".
7. ph7 - April 21, 2009 3:17 PM
Sounds like a fun girl to party with. Not knowing which way she'll swing that night until everyone ends up in beds like musical chairs makes it more interesting.
8. Sauron - April 21, 2009 3:19 PM
Gay or Bi,her mouth is big enough for straight.
9. Darth - April 21, 2009 3:21 PM
Was this the horse Madonna fell off?
10. Jrz - April 21, 2009 3:24 PM
I wonder what she does at Bar Mitzvahs?
11. salawhite - April 21, 2009 3:26 PM
Recently I found a hot club -- SeekingTall . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.
12. Chelsea Tulin - April 21, 2009 3:28 PM
Who the hell is Michelle Rodriguez and why should I care? If she's hot, these pictures don't illustrate the point.
13. Chimp Nation - April 21, 2009 3:36 PM
Shame on you fools who spend your time on negro loving gossip sites.
The only reason why these exist is to further the reptilian agenda of their handlers who know of their savage ways. Kepp in mind no matter how
civil they might behave, in the end the ape lies within their primitive cortex.
Prepare for the coming years as Obama will have to make a decision between the American people and the apes that voted him in for the
almighty handout. For the sympathizers, I'd like to see you walk/live
in a black area and then make your decision before you deride my words.
To hell with the apes that respond, you were only trained to utter the
words that YT taught you and think with the program that was fed you.
You are irrelevant. You already know the truth.
14. Anon - April 21, 2009 3:37 PM
Thank god she's gay.
A man wouldn't know what to do with a woman that treats men with so much respect.
Actually from how she acted it sounds like she is a straight woman.
15. FRIST!!! - April 21, 2009 3:38 PM
I agree with Michelle. Stupid fucking amateur stripper...
16. Fuck U - April 21, 2009 3:44 PM
Fuck that heman...
I agree with #12....who the fuck is this tranny and why the fuck should we care?
That things shoulders are wider than a linebacker with pads.
Listen bitch, don't we have enough so called celebs with fucked up attitudes and death wishes...go fuck YOURSELF, since you clearly can't make up your drugged out mind, asshole.
17. Vince Lombardi - April 21, 2009 3:45 PM
Seriously... you couldn't just HOLD your sunglasses in your hand? Or ask a handler to hold them? That's about as Kentucky trailer park as I've seen in a celeb in quite a while.
18. BestBob - April 21, 2009 3:47 PM
I think she's hot. nothin beats a bi bad girl!
19. Jeff - April 21, 2009 3:50 PM
Fun game....
http://ramses-vii.mybrute.com
and agree with #293.
20. sim - April 21, 2009 3:50 PM
Who is she?
21. James Martineau - April 21, 2009 3:56 PM
Even though she doesn't get much play (and when she does it's usually in a shitty movie), I've always liked watching her onscreen. This news of how she is in real life makes me like her more.
22. Shockalator - April 21, 2009 3:57 PM
Rodriguez, huh? Did she stick around to help clean up after the party?
23. Jrz - April 21, 2009 4:03 PM
Actually, I wonder what she does at a bris, with all the small dick jokes she seems to like to make.
24. Yes - April 21, 2009 4:03 PM
I'd go down on her. Provided she has a vagina.
25. sure I'll have the marmelade - April 21, 2009 4:06 PM
she sounds cool as hell to party with.
#16, do you need a hug? I'm sorry mommy didn't love you enough, but damn, take a pill.
26. Beth - April 21, 2009 4:15 PM
"yelling that the stripper was "fat and had a small cock.""
Ok, which one of you male superfish commenters was it?
27. Don - April 21, 2009 4:26 PM
She is scary.
#13 is a douchbag.
28. Fati - April 21, 2009 4:32 PM
Is someone surprised? I guess that bitch she played in LOST was a very clear reflection of who she really is.
29. What? - April 21, 2009 4:33 PM
http://www.celluloidandvinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/michelle-rodriguez-1024x768-21901.jpg
How the hell is she "sexy" and "hot as hell" ?
30. jenh - April 21, 2009 4:42 PM
I hate it when male strippers start acting like they are in charge--michelle is exactly right about that part. Male strippers like to pretend they are a. straight and b. in charge when they are just paid to strip.
31. spinal - April 21, 2009 4:52 PM
There is no "bisexual" in Michelle Rodriguez, unless she's talking about the bi-curious bridesmaid who fingered her that night. She is 100% dyke.
32. FRIST!!! - April 21, 2009 4:55 PM
#30 Damn straight, that stripper better be ready to give me what I want!!! Cake and my dishes done. While nude of course..
33. Anon - April 21, 2009 4:55 PM
#jenh then you miss the point of strippers?
do you want them to stand there and ask "what do I do now?"
They're there to entertain and like most entertainers need to be in charge because if it was left to the clients, in this case the sexually frigid women they're stripping for, then nothing would happen.
Ask any entertainer, as much as they want the paying crowd there they know they have to run the show to give them their moneys worth.
34. Anon - April 21, 2009 4:56 PM
and if you think male strippers are bad you should see female ones. At least you get to interact with yours.
35. Richard McBeef - April 21, 2009 6:09 PM
roid rage. she should hook up with c. brown.
31 - indeed
36. themorrison - April 21, 2009 6:14 PM
why the hell is she still around? oh, yeah...Mexcan demographic
37. Rough Daddy - April 21, 2009 6:16 PM
Whod invite MR to an event like this, shes a loose cannon!
38. Kitty says - April 21, 2009 6:22 PM
I love this crazy bitch!
39. Rough Daddy - April 21, 2009 6:40 PM
Its the Bride and Groom's fault, they know shes a big "star", why didnt they have a Sapphic show for her...
40. titsonsnack - April 21, 2009 7:44 PM
I love this chick.
41. Hot Celebrity Photo - April 21, 2009 8:04 PM
Crazy I love it!
42. Nella - April 21, 2009 8:14 PM
She sounds pretty kick-ass to me, a lot of fun!
And she's quite attractive.
43. RaraAvis - April 21, 2009 10:16 PM
The sunglasses hung on the front of your dress - is that some sort of dyke signal?
44. 1moreidiotintheworld - April 21, 2009 10:19 PM
She just needs a great big fat cock stuffed down her throat to shut her the fuck up.
45. lola - April 21, 2009 10:27 PM
She looks really pretty and demure here. Her makeup artist did a great job! I don't care if she is bi/straight/lez whatever. She can come off as an asshole, but at least she made the party more fun
46. Jean-mi le roi de la patate - April 21, 2009 11:24 PM
Friggin Dyke... she aint Bi, she's a Big fat Dyke. She has Penis envy.
47. gerard Vandenberg - April 22, 2009 12:00 AM
................FUCKING CAN BE FUN INDEED, folks!!
48. Charley Kane - April 22, 2009 12:07 AM
The chick is a psycho. Also, the chick is far prettier than she used to be and since people tend to get uglier as they get older im assuming she's had her face re-worked, but much less painfully than she re-works her girlfriends' faces. Google the bitch - she aint cool.
49. g_girl - April 22, 2009 6:57 AM
i like this girl.
50. FACE - April 22, 2009 8:20 AM
What a dumb ass spic bitch. But get used to it because greedy white men are going to let them take over this country.
51. The Gaborg - April 22, 2009 9:10 AM
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yeah I'd still hit it.
52. jim - April 22, 2009 11:39 AM
She's besmirching the good name of pink-pantied, pillow-fighting, sorority-house lesbians everywhere. No way is she getting cast when Chasing Amy goes sequel...
53. gross - April 23, 2009 11:48 AM
once a man always a man.. she was jealous she wasn't chosen to dry hump her friend.. tear