Apr 14 2009Mel Gibson's mistress claims she's not his mistress

FIRST!!!!
Awwww Yeahhhhh!!!

Mistress?

Well, that doesn't sound like a very good Catholic, does it?

$500 million cooter??? That's what she's got on those pants, ladies and gentlemen!
Heck, I want pictures of Robyn Gibson....she on the way to becaming one SUPER eligible bachelorette!!!
Cha Ching!!!

I take it she's not Jewish

Holaboo!

Hey Mel,

Hypocrite much? You lecherous philandering pig.

russian whores are taking over the world!
RUN!
haha dis bitch is ugly. and scary. ha. uhm.
everyone eat my poo
huhahahuahuah.

BAH BAH BAH RAHDHDJAJKFLDS idkjkfdskl
RUN WHILE YOU CAN BITCHES LOVELOVELOVE

fuck and peace,
-alessanda abromiso

Is this his mistress?

She came from RussianBrides.com.....or the KGB.

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she has sugar tits.

"no emotional ties" - who said anything about emotional ties? He's banging her, since when does that involve emotion and or ties?

Wtf? Aren't there any good American girls? Look first in your own backyard Mel Gibson!

Maybe Mel's wife is divorcing him because of "pianist envy"

Mel's recipe for GENUINE Catholic marriage mixed greens: "First, add Russian undressing, then toss the salad."

She looks like the Octomom minus the beer gut.
Damn he could do much better, what a waste.

@12 - by the way - Mel's Australian.

She has a fine body... skinny but curvy... perfect...

Mel's been seperated for 3 years - and "man connot live on bread alone..."

If you want hypocrisy - just look straight to religion. That poor little girl raped and killed by a Sunday school teacher on CNN. The president of Paraguay admitting has a love child with a woman - while he was still a BISHOP...

There are only 3 reasons why religion still exists - for the weak, for the connection minded, and for keeping up appearances..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/14/paraguay-fernando-lugo-catholic-bishop

In Russia, singer plays along with organ!

There are only 3 types of people in the world: people who can only think of 3 reasons, and people who can think of more. Oh, and "other". Fuck.

As the saying goes, she's got a nice, unspoiled body and a face that will keep it that way.

@ 18

Huh? Say whhhaaaaatttt?

I'd stick a missile in her silo.

So her face is kinda ugly (probably "very pretty" by Russian standards), and when she undresses the room smells like cabbage and turnips. Big deal. His wife is 53 years old. ANYTHING 30 years old will seem like heaven to him.

She looks like she's ready to received the Body of Mel.

She's kinda rough looking, but still, I bet she has a sweet silky anus.

Nah. Probably looks more like an angry guy squinting through a black eye.

Must be an awesome job being an actor or director.All those chicks for free.

Ah...Ms. VodkaTits, I presume?

Is she giving him his change back?

At least she understands it's all about change!

Definitely fuckable. She looks like a good lay.

But hardly worth $1B in divorce payments.

He should have gone with a very discrete hooker - who you can murder if necessary to destory the evidence.

This is why she'll get half. Men are sooooooo dumb. Forever little boys, doing whatever the little head tells them to do. Well, guess what? Time to fork over more than half of what you have, dummy. Hahahahahahahahaha! I hope his wife CLEANS HIM OUT hahahahahahahahahaha!

@16 He's American.

What a loser! I can't believe he set himself up to get caught like this!

Seems #30 Rachel is biiter and burned.

So a man like to fool around? Odd that a woman thinks that entitles her to money.

Men may follow their penis around - but at least they are not like women who follow $$$S..... I'd rather be horny than whorey..... So their marriage didn't work out - big deal - 50% of them don't... split up, but don't expect the man to pay your freight.

She's got great hips - and some serious DSLs!!!

Mel's plaything.

Gibson: I did not have sexual relations with this girl!
Oksana: He didn't...he just made me suck on his big Catholic dick! He said
it would warrant me a spot in Heaven beside Jesus!
Gibson: See...I told you!

Gibson: I did not have sexual relations with this girl!
Oksana: He didn't...he just made me suck on his big Catholic dick! He said
it would warrant me a spot in Heaven beside Jesus!
Gibson: See...I told you!

Hey, Tim, thanks for the examples of "dumb", buddy!

"So a man like to fool around? Odd that a woman thinks that entitles her to money."

Aint a woman who thinks that. The courts do. All the time.

"Men may follow their penis around - but at least they are not like women who follow $$$S...."

As all non-mouthbreathers know, she married Mel before he was rich and famous. But thanks for playing, pinhead. Back to the chronic masturbation you go!

how is this an affair if he and his wife seperated in 2006?

also way to make you wife pump out like 8 kids cause your dumb ass is too catholic for birth control but not too catholic for divorce, asshole

@15. One hit Wonder

I love it! Octomom just gives birth to 8 babies and you criticize her "beer gut"!!

that fuckers hittin that??? mel FTW

Mel & Bruce Willis have both joined that familiar club of aging Hollywood actors who trade up for the new gold digging hottie

I have genital warts.

Shes hot, thats what hes wife use to look 20 years ago...split that 900mil. Mel

"Oksana" wheres Oksana Bayeuil the figure skater? i had the hugest crush on her when i was a kid...

um.. has anyone even googled her? this is clearly not Oksana Kolesnikova.......

That's the best that Mel Gibson can do? She's not the girl I would imagine with a $900 million man. His wife was hotter. And he could get me for cheaper. Way cheaper.

Always nice to see these religious nuts get caught. I'm not condemning the fact that he wasn't happy in his marriage....I'm condemning the fact that he's a RELIGIOUS WHACK JOB that spews hate, intolerance, "God's" word and then has the audacity to sin like the rest of us.

Mel Gibson, you are a loser, liar, hypocrite asshole and I hope you rot in the very place you think the rest of us are all going to go.....good day!

Is this Russian peasant with a nose job really worth 450 MILLION DOLLARS, Mel?

Is this Russian peasant with a nose job really worth 450 MILLION DOLLARS, Mel?

The man has 900 MILLION dollars. At that point, if you want to blow 450 mil to bang some Russian piano player, who the fuck cares. It's not exactly going to put a dent in his dinner budget, yah know?

He still has 450 million left over. Why the fuck not?!?!

He could blow 899 million dollars, and still have more than almost every single person who reads this website will ever accumulate in their entire individual lifetimes.

@16.....31 is right, it is a common mistake. Mel is an American born and almost raised, he became an Aussie when he was a tweenager.

E.T. wanted to go home too, folks!!

I bet Jesus makes him cry everytime he screws her.

#22 - Excuse moi? Did you mean to imply that Russian standards for beauty are low? Now, I don't wanna brag, but I'll have you know that Russian women are among the most gorgeous ones in the world. Even if that were not so, they would still be a hell of a lot prettier than North American women. I've never seen a fatter, uglier bunch than American and Canadian STANDARD women.

That's not to say that this girl isn't kinda ugly though. She'd be considered below average in Russia.

She's nowhere near ugly. You all are just pissed chicks like that don't get off on the fact that you still live in your parents' basements.

@38 in catholicism divorce is discouraged obviously but its not like "not allowed" or anything...thats what an annulment is for. it is only considered bad when you do not get an annulment and then get remarried. i hate it when a-holes like you go around spewing dumb shit about religion when you have no idea what you are talking about. you must be one of those far left nuts who thinks their shit dont stink

#33......FUCK OFF CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIS WIFE IS ENTITLED TO EVERY CENT SHE GETS ASSHOLE, AND I HOPE ITS HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's a mother who raised 7 children, spent 28 yrs of her life with him....how do YOU think that she's not entitled to his money you dumb fuck???? She was there before he got the billions, so she's entitled to the millions cunt-o!
And dont call his wife 'whorey' as though she was following his money and waiting for a cheque when he's got some russian slut skank hanging around like a fucking rash....SHE'S THE WHORE CHASING THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not his dedicated, faithful, devoted wife you pathetic bastard.

This slut is not worth a fucking red fucking penny....who cares if shes 23 yrs younger???? Give her 5, 10yrs and she aint 30 no more.....!!!!!!!!!! Where will he be then?????????? Fucking money grubbing whore. I hope his wife screws him over BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!! Suck it CUNT!

To #22. Rick -- WAKE UP! What a moron you're!! Did you hear about Russian beauty standards on some cold-war era cartoon?? You wouldn't even dare to dream what Russian beauty standards really are. When the dudes from the US and Western Europe go to Russia, their JAWS DROP, because they've never seen such beautiful women in their lives! The whole world knows the ugliest fattest women live right here in the States.