Apr 15 2009Madonna's 1979 nude photo shoot
These are shots of Madonna taken in 1979 for photographer Martin H.M. Schreiber that will be shown for the first time in the UK at the Brighton Festival's "The Madonna Nudes - 30th Anniversary Exhibition." Despite everything I've said about Madonna, I have to admit she looks damn good here at 45 - which proves her sorcery. To the torches, men!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that may cause a winged spider monkey to shoot you with a crossbow if you don't start masturbating. *KATWANG* I'm going! I'm going!

Reader Comments
1. OldGuy - April 15, 2009 12:17 PM
Playboy ran these way back when.
2. Ali Knievel - April 15, 2009 12:20 PM
And THIS friends and fellow perverts is what Lourdes Leon will look like in 6 years. The other set shot in NYC with the bush monster are better though.
3. Paul - April 15, 2009 12:20 PM
But I want ample amounts of pubic hair!
4. OldGuy - April 15, 2009 12:21 PM
And you forgot to remove the stars off the large versions again. Do you check your posts at all?
5. The Real anthonyOA - April 15, 2009 12:22 PM
you can just tell she's disguising a fro down there.
6. Mia - April 15, 2009 12:27 PM
I remember seeing this when it first came out, but Maddona had a lot of arm pit hair and they airbrushed it out.
7. TheBlogPolice - April 15, 2009 12:29 PM
The larger pics are still censored with the stars. You keep doing this with all the NSFW pics. Why must you toy with our emotions.
8. a reader - April 15, 2009 12:32 PM
#6
They could airbrush back when they first published those photos?
It was like 1985 or so...
9. B. Deep - April 15, 2009 12:33 PM
She looks like "Danger" from For the Love of Ray J.
10. Rough Daddy - April 15, 2009 12:35 PM
These pics cant fully be experienced with that damn star over it...Now i know she had a hairy crack, but a hairy areola wouldve been easily realized without the stars...
11. he hates the pretty ones - April 15, 2009 12:37 PM
And yet Shauna Sand's disgusting nipples are visible without a click-through. I see what's happening here....
12. Drunkman - April 15, 2009 12:39 PM
Fish. The stars are still there. You need to correct this asap.
13. RichPort's Ghost - April 15, 2009 12:40 PM
Nice... she's playing with her pussy...
14. a reader - April 15, 2009 12:42 PM
Madonna's nipples have been published "cuntlessly" through the years, these pictures are rather old so just remeber her nipple pics from back then and insert the mental pic instead of the stars....wait, that doesn't do it....I see your point.
Damn you fish
15. Vince Lombardi - April 15, 2009 12:50 PM
I remember when Playboy published similar photos in the 80s. Back then, when she was the sex kitten (no pun intended to the tabby in the pics) these were considered extremely hot. Given the passage of time, looking at her now as a then no-name 20-something, I have to say I was mistaken. She was a butterface.
16. chick - April 15, 2009 12:50 PM
Here is a nude picture of Madonna from 1979 that I did not expect/ want to see:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/16/madonna-nude-going-on-auc_n_158527.html
17. Regan - April 15, 2009 12:51 PM
if you're that keen on seeing madonnas tits, how hard would it be for you to just google it?
18. RichPort's Ghost - April 15, 2009 12:52 PM
Nice mams, but look at the 1970's porn bush!
http://streetknowledge.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/exclusive-madonnas-first-nude-photoshoot-circa-1979/
19. smarg - April 15, 2009 12:58 PM
Nice titties back then, but now, gravity has caught up. Getting old sucks.
20. duh! - April 15, 2009 12:59 PM
45?!?! what the fuck are you talking about? a lame joke that doesn't come across, perhaps. she's 21 here.
21. dee - April 15, 2009 12:59 PM
At least she shaved her body for these photos. Hustler Magazine published photos of her in the early 80's where she had a full underarm bush, hair on the stomach, arms, etc. She is one hairy Italian.
22. Galtacticus - April 15, 2009 1:03 PM
Hello?
23. Nero - April 15, 2009 1:05 PM
Any bottom up pics?
24. White - April 15, 2009 1:07 PM
What's with the stars dude
25. justifiable - April 15, 2009 1:08 PM
She ruined waffle-weave high-waisted long johns for me.
26. Pat C. - April 15, 2009 1:10 PM
As long as we're posting old shots, how about doing Marilyn Monroe's nude calendar shots from the early 1950's ? She was much prettier than Madonna ever was.
27. friendlyfires - April 15, 2009 1:10 PM
What, no more nipples?
In this instance, a wise foreign policy!
28. Rough Daddy - April 15, 2009 1:18 PM
Sweet Lourdes already have a unibrow, is she ripe yet? how many years i need before this sentence sound creepy?
29. Where's Darkwing Duck? - April 15, 2009 1:27 PM
So, about her mole, You can't even see it here. It was very visible in the 80's, now it's gone. Conclusion: FAKE!
30. cranky old man - April 15, 2009 1:28 PM
Come on, if we have to look at these pictures of a woman who has never been attractive, at least go the full National Geographic route and post the massive pelt pictures too. As I recall, the line of dark pubes from her pussy to her butthole looked exactly like Lourdes' monobrow.
31. Jim Jones - April 15, 2009 1:37 PM
I have the book of these photos, and her armpit hair is NOT airbrushed in it.
32. Wheredaboobs? - April 15, 2009 1:55 PM
Any chance we can see some napple over here junior?
33. Tyrone Biggums - April 15, 2009 2:04 PM
Picture #3:
She's rubbing her kitty. LOL.
34. Sick World - April 15, 2009 2:04 PM
What's with this "The Cougar" TV show being advertised here? Are the guys on this show morons? If an older woman looks hot to you because she has managed to manipulate her appearance so that at a glance and with some imagination she kind of looks like a younger woman, don't you freaking get that what attracts you are younger women? Which is at it should be because you evolved that way. The hell with these old bags - like Madonna today. Accept aging, it's part of life. You really want a menopausal woman? Or do you have a mommy complex? What's next, a reality TV show about mummified rich men and young gold diggers?
35. Madonna's CIA code name: BUSH GALORE - April 15, 2009 2:11 PM
Just click on BUSH GALORE above to see why Malawi won't let her adopt.
36. rachel - April 15, 2009 2:39 PM
at number 16
ewwwwwwwww
37. cavy - April 15, 2009 2:43 PM
Holy Crap, the 3rd pic looks just like Lourdes - beautiful!
38. Bosco - April 15, 2009 2:54 PM
For an Italian she isn't that hairy......
39. bud - April 15, 2009 2:59 PM
this site has gone gay, madonna gay adds and kathy griffin. Its too much, im done.
40. Hugh Janus - April 15, 2009 3:01 PM
These were taken back before she became famous, when she was a starving drummer living on popcorn... I mean come on she couldnt afford tweazers.
Oh and to those of you who haven't worked out the secret yet - click on the big pics and you see the original shots with full nippleage.
41. Jenna Jamizen - April 15, 2009 3:08 PM
They should send these to the adoption court. I'm sure they'll help with her case.
With boobs like that they should be throwing any staving, undernourished kids her way.
I wish mine would sit like that. I really like the perkiness, mine just sag... :0(
42. dude - April 15, 2009 4:20 PM
What the fuck? This isn't news. I was fapping to this in the stone age.
43. testington - April 15, 2009 4:36 PM
see this is what a natural, and attractive, you woman looks like. Her skin is not orange, or airbrushed to look like plastic, her hair isnt weave and she's not shaved too look 12 or wearing a pound of makeup
44. Anna - April 15, 2009 4:42 PM
She was so much prettier (read: natural) back then.
Let's hope this spares Lourdes the trouble of doing that when she turns 18. The resemblance between the two is uncanny!
45. CV - April 15, 2009 4:44 PM
Pretty sexy, there is nothing like a B/W of a good looking nude woman.
46. lulu - April 15, 2009 4:51 PM
wow so she's always been this ugly?!
47. Leppy - April 15, 2009 5:47 PM
you forgot the one of her with her really hairy vajayjay
48. BBW Jewel - April 15, 2009 6:30 PM
The first one with the pus$y she looks like mila kunis.
49. Erica. - April 15, 2009 6:33 PM
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/58599/original.jpg
WHY?!?!
50. alexjaness - April 15, 2009 6:34 PM
Oh my god. I've heard of 70's Bush but never 70's asshole. Was she on a strict diet of mop
51. mafme - April 15, 2009 6:39 PM
#8-- you do know that photography has been around for a long, long time, right? And that airbrushing can be done with actual... oh... what are those... gosh... I forget what the tool is called that people use for airbrushing.
People have been manipulating photographs for almost as long as photography has been around.
52. Durp - April 15, 2009 6:54 PM
Those are some rockin' tits
53. mikeock - April 15, 2009 7:04 PM
I'm going to bet she had a pubic spread that went all the way around her hips, past her ass, and out the front door. That bitch is one chromosome away from being a wookie.
54. Victoria - April 15, 2009 7:06 PM
She was skinny here, but by 1984 she was fat. Go look at her at the Live Aid concert in Philly in 2005. About fifteen pounds heavier with a belly.
55. buck - April 15, 2009 9:53 PM
she's been fu by time and surgery...
56. Chris - April 15, 2009 11:27 PM
Guess they couldn't airbrush her hairy arms back in the day. Her arm hair is a hint that her bush was probably out of control.
57. dank - April 15, 2009 11:42 PM
Ummm wait til you see her bush from back then before you say she looks good. Yikes. they've been posted before i believe
58. gerard Vandenberg - April 15, 2009 11:59 PM
be sure you cover up those nipples, folks.
AMERICAN SIMPLY CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!
59. Womb Raider - April 16, 2009 12:36 AM
That pussy, much like hers, has been dead a VERY long time.
60. Julez - April 16, 2009 1:08 AM
People........ you must not know this sit very well.... You click the pic... it gets bigger, and still has stars, SO you click it again, and TADA!!!! NO STARS!!!!
sheesh
61. Julez - April 16, 2009 1:09 AM
*SITE
62. WAS ALWAYS NASTY - April 16, 2009 5:26 AM
wow i think i shall die now.
the hair.. the skeleton arms.. THE LONG JOHNS.
madonna is the most terrifying person ever, even when she was young. glad i was not alive when these occcurred so i didnt have to feel the rip in the space time continuum.
63. Kail - April 16, 2009 8:16 AM
Oh my you people really ARE superficial. If a girl like that walked around the street or got famous now looking like this you'd be all over her, say she's a natural beauty. But because she's Madonna, the cynicism is never far away. Too bad, because she's a very beautiful young woman here.
64. Jamie's Uterus - April 16, 2009 8:58 AM
In the ridiculous 'sex' coffee table book she did, around 1991, I think, she was hanging naked from a helicopter, and hitchhiking naked on the streets of New York. These are nothing compared to those.
I hope she doesn't get any ideas and get naked for us again...ewwwwwww!
65. james - April 16, 2009 9:20 AM
she always was damn sexy.she still hot now,i saw her last years and her ass and her boobs are amazing.she is very nice by the way.this woman still make me captivate.her eyes are hipnotic
66. jonas - April 16, 2009 9:22 AM
her nipples always were yammy.she is hot no matter what,and her bitchy personality make all the real men wow.she is an animal on bed
67. jonnathan - April 16, 2009 9:23 AM
hot .madonna is hot
68. maniac - April 16, 2009 9:25 AM
i wanna do her.when i remember erotica era or jstify my love era i see that theres no other artist like her.she is unique
69. Arioch - April 16, 2009 9:55 AM
seriously HOW fucking stupid are half of you?
You keep clicking the pic until the stars are NO MORE!!!! WOW!!!
:B
70. emil - April 16, 2009 11:38 AM
@34:
the show you mentioned already exists!....its called millionare matchmaker
71. tami - April 16, 2009 6:27 PM
she is a spitting image of her daughter
72. ahoy - April 16, 2009 8:53 PM
this must not be the origingal picture. the originals in Playboy & Penthouse were like looking at an oiled squirrel. and her nips didn't look like that. so go get the originals on ebay. the last thing anyone thought of doing was pulling down their pants. the hairy armpits were a real drawback. not to mention the face. technology and plastic surgery has been very good to her.
73. a stylist - April 16, 2009 10:02 PM
#72 her nipples DO look like that. There was more than one photographer who took artistic nudes.
The ones by Lee Friendlander show a very hairy bush and armpits.
there was also Jere Threadgill and Martin Schreiber. and guess what, SHE STILL had amazing tits! In fact her amazing breasts can be seen in MANY MANY nude photos.
All of this stuff is easily found in google. SO if you're going to piss in her cornflakes for something, make it accurate. Like her cheek implants.
74. bunny - April 17, 2009 2:59 AM
she was so beatiful. she only looks 14yrs old so i feel a bit guilty making that 1st pic my screensavr lol.
no wonder shes got crazy muscle arms now, her arms where naturally like that.
75. Charley Kane - April 17, 2009 4:42 AM
Aww, what a cute kitty cat! But why did they put that ugly bitch in the picture?
76. Fruit Doesnt Fall Far From Tree - April 17, 2009 5:11 AM
Lourdes looks alot like Mommy..
I wonder if she will follow in her footsteps..?
Let's hope NOT!
77. Fruit Doesnt Fall Far From Tree - April 17, 2009 5:11 AM
Lourdes looks alot like Mommy..
I wonder if she will follow in her footsteps..?
Let's hope NOT!
78. Fas(c)hionista - April 17, 2009 3:59 PM
37 Cavy-- EXACTLY what I was thinking.
79. ;;;;; - April 19, 2009 8:01 AM
perfect boobs at least....
80. :o - April 19, 2009 6:16 PM
Wow, her boobs were PERFECT. And I'm a straight girl, but damn, I wish mine were like that.
81. junior - April 22, 2009 7:02 AM
je vu au maroc mon . telphone - 00212655975983. je vais que tu sois ma femme pcq ta baute me plu moi je de bussines billet d.avion je vais on travail sa nous 2 fait tout possible que tu m.appel bebe tu ce que tu es belle je me suis demande si dieu ta cree ou tu tomber du ciel bissou la fleu . thank you very much . god bless you .svp appel si vais mourri a cause de ta beaute
82. Kate Morrison - April 23, 2009 8:26 AM
These pictures are actually being exhibited as part of the Brighton Festival Fringe, not the main Brighton Festival. They will be at the Impure Art Gallery frmo My 1 - 31. Go to www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk or www.impureart.com for more details.
83. dear god - April 25, 2009 12:32 PM
God, was Madona ever attractive?
84. Louise Lloyd - August 30, 2009 4:04 AM
Madonna is beautiful!
Sat there topless stroking her pussy.