Apr 14 2009Tori Spelling's mom figured out this Internet thing
- Candy Spelling writes open letter to daughter Tori Spelling begging to see her. Unless Candy has acting work shooting out of her armpits, she shouldn't hold her breath. Not that Tori can't get hired on her own. -- AHAHAHA! [Allie is Wired]
- Shia LaBeouf will only regain 80% use of his hand that was shattered in a car accident. Time to let nature take its course. Read: Saw it off and get a sweet robot one. [PopSugar]
- Chris Brown's fans let him hold him their baby. In all honesty, I'd be more concerned if this was Britney Spears holding the kid. True story. [Best Week Ever]
- Terrence Howard is not allowed to use metaphors anymore. It's like he's an applesauce sandwich trying to teabag a Yeti. Know what I mean? [Videogum]
- Leonardo DiCaprio gives Zac Efron career advice and tells him heroin is the only way to "fuck this all up." That or make a real shitty Funny or Die video. Whoops. [Vulture]
- The Hils' stars know dick about fashion yet all have clothing lines. I'm starting to see what Al Qaeda was getting at. [Jezebel]
Reader Comments
1. jjj - April 14, 2009 5:17 PM
first
2. Really Sad - April 14, 2009 5:29 PM
You know its bad when mom (post menopause) looks better than the daughter.
Tori should jump back in the closet.
3. carol - April 14, 2009 5:32 PM
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT! AND SHE IS A SWEET HEART
4. Tammy - April 14, 2009 5:37 PM
Tori Spellings face looks like something I drew with my left hand (Im right handed lol) while on an acid trip lol.
5. Nathalie - April 14, 2009 5:51 PM
Does not compute: fat face but arms that resemble sticks.
6. RichPort's Ghost - April 14, 2009 5:52 PM
@4- brilliant!
P.S. Tory, you fucking Jew princess cunt, eat shit & die.
I guess my Tourette's is a little more focused. BITCH CUNT WHORE!!!
7. Nero - April 14, 2009 6:14 PM
Her mother is a coward! She's afraid for the book to come out!
8. scat - April 14, 2009 6:15 PM
#5...hilarious
#4 ...touch of turrets?
damn, thats a big ass head!
9. joy - April 14, 2009 6:16 PM
she really is a nice person and she's trying to make it on her own. She may have been brought up with money, but her mother puts Joan Crawford 's "Mommy Dearest" to shame.
10. Darth - April 14, 2009 6:16 PM
He mom is cheap and a coward!
11. Rhialto - April 14, 2009 6:21 PM
I hope she finish off her mother good in the book! She deserved it!
12. Galtacticus - April 14, 2009 6:27 PM
The kid doesn't look very happy with Chris Brown! Omen?
13. Sauron - April 14, 2009 6:30 PM
Good move from Tori Spelling.It's time to take revenge! *Evil laughter*
14. Randal - April 14, 2009 6:40 PM
One of the best looking women that graced 90210 is still looking great!
Randal
15. Rough Daddy - April 14, 2009 7:04 PM
lol Best comment of the day @ 15
So youre saying shes not the Bizarro of a Heidi Klum...
16. K.T - April 14, 2009 7:10 PM
FUCK SHE IS THE UGLIEST BITCH I've ever seen in my fucking LIFE! Everything about her makes me want to puke! And her husband LEFT someone for THIS UGLY FREAK SHOW????!!!! I dont even know what else to say, I'm in disbelief people give this horse face orange loser ANY publicity!!!! The bastard husband of hers only left his wife for this freak because he thought she'd have a ton of cash but hahahaha! Tori's mum got most of it! Suck shit you gold-digging bastard! You both deserve each other, you creepy, ugly fucking repulsive freaks!!!!
17. Angry Beaver - April 14, 2009 7:20 PM
QUIT PICKING ON TORI!! I loved her in Mask when she played Cher's son.
18. Mama Pinkus - April 14, 2009 7:44 PM
that gal has a heck of an unfortunate looking face but I think on a personality scale she is way, WAY above her wealthy counterpart Ms. Hilton.
19. Hanover Fist - April 14, 2009 8:04 PM
"Terrence Howard is not allowed to use metaphors anymore. It's like he's an applesauce sandwich trying to teabag a Yeti. Know what I mean?"
That's a simile, not a metaphor.
20. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - April 14, 2009 8:06 PM
o.k fuck tori ass long and sweet time o.k pussy to. #18 gayboy!!!
21. Do FreeBird - April 14, 2009 8:36 PM
She looks grotesque in so many different ways.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
But I'd still bone 'er.
22. azalea - April 14, 2009 9:16 PM
I hate Tori Spelling. She's really really icky.
23. timmy the dying boy - April 14, 2009 9:29 PM
In Pic #7, why is that shaved monkey grabbing at Tori's hideously misshapen breast?
24. nig - April 14, 2009 9:44 PM
what a nasty fucking cunt. seriously what the fuck is up with that titty in pic 7. you nasty bitch you're face is horrible.suck my nasty smelling weiner.
25. Horse Face or Not - April 14, 2009 10:08 PM
I used to feel sorry for her when she was on 90210 because she was the ugliest person on the show yet she had this sweet and modest personality. I recently saw her in an interview and was disgusted at her new personality: prancing around, posing for the cameras, vain, prissy, shallow and vapid just like any other Hollywood reality show "actress". It's sad how she and her mother squabble over money. Maybe that's why Tori's so pissed at her mom... because Mommy won't kick down the cash and now Tori has to pimp out her family on shitty reality TV shows. These people are pathetic, money-grubbing idiots!
26. zebop - April 14, 2009 11:00 PM
She's pretty hot for a tranny.
27. gerard Vandenberg - April 15, 2009 7:10 AM
.............................GO FOR MENTAL-ASSISTANCE!!
(before it's to late)
28. The nose Knows nos - April 15, 2009 7:44 AM
hahha even her pig mommy knew she had to have that hideous genetic legacy fat - - - nose amputated a bit. She can't help but be ugly it's the way those types are.
29. RichPort's Ghost - April 15, 2009 8:48 AM
This may well be just about the ugliest chick on the planet.
30. Trent - April 15, 2009 8:51 AM
Wow, I'm sorry but she is one ugly woman.
31. Some dude - April 15, 2009 2:22 PM
I don't care what anyone says, this woman has gorgeous fucking legs!
32. chupacabra - April 16, 2009 11:26 AM
ANOREXIA!!!!!!!
33. VooDoo - April 19, 2009 8:31 PM
She looks like a BOBBLE HEAD DOLL. Her head is too BIG for her body. And she kinda looks like a man in drag.