Apr 8 2009Hugh Jackman thinks he's so tough...
- Hugh Jackman arrives at the Sydney premiere of Wolverine by jumping out of a helicopter. Somebody should put this guy in one of those superhero movies. [Vulture]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are finally divorcing. He wants to date other women while she just wants to realize her dream of competing in the Kentucky Derby. Don't stop believing! [Allie is Wired]
- Levi Johnston continues to battle Sarah Palin in the press. Wants people to know he's not white trash, he just likes huntin', fishin' and knockin' bitches up. That's all. [Jezebel]
- Hugh Laurie is not a fan of pranks on the set of House. Then again his mother was killed by a marching band hiding inside an elevator, so I can see how this might offend him. [Videogum]
- Keith Urban scores a threesome with his wife Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift. He was just about to quit country music altogether, but it turns out it can get you laid - and this time not with a relative. [Best Week Ever]

Reader Comments
1. J-Dizzle - April 8, 2009 5:32 PM
yo dawgs, first biznatches yo! Mad props to da hood! wut wut?
2. Brian - April 8, 2009 5:34 PM
This guy is becoming an overexposed douche real fast.
3. Jrzmommy - April 8, 2009 5:42 PM
FIRST!
4. casualencounters.com/blog/ - April 8, 2009 5:43 PM
I'm outraged, offended, stupefied, and aroused. MOAR.
5. J-Dizzle - April 8, 2009 5:45 PM
Fozizzle muh J-Dizzle #3 cuz I beats ya by ten biznatch yo!
6. Vintage ROUGH - April 8, 2009 5:56 PM
SJP was kinda nice in Honeymoon in Vegas...or was it just youthfulness
7. Obama - April 8, 2009 6:00 PM
It's sad how I have to spread awareness to liberals. Now that you have a HNIC you feel "hope" but not realize that he is the fall boy for a bigger machine. This entity will have the homo erectus move to your neighborhoods and populate. Then they will sell drugs and poison you and you sons. Later in your stupor you will miss while they mate with your daughter and rape your wife. When you come to, 4 years have passed and your home is worth 150K less, you are in rehab, and you have a mongrel living in your home. You can relax in your gated community with the busted gate and shabby weeds and wonder what the fuck happened, but the mistake happened when you had faith in a nigger.
Enjoy your "change"...
8. RichPort's Ghost - April 8, 2009 6:01 PM
Good old RPG'll fap away to this furry motherfucker.
9. Sid - April 8, 2009 6:17 PM
#7 - so, foxnews.com is blocking you again, huh?
10. His Huge Greatness Himself - April 8, 2009 6:17 PM
Holoha! Where's my girl?
11. meee - April 8, 2009 6:19 PM
i don't like these posts. stick with your own shit, superficial writer!
12. J-Dizzle - April 8, 2009 6:53 PM
I sit down to pee.
13. Mike - April 8, 2009 7:37 PM
They don't call him 'Jackman' for nothing!
14. auntmarie - April 8, 2009 8:02 PM
he's so sexi
15. natasha richardson - April 8, 2009 8:38 PM
7 Jesus told me you're going to die real soon of tongue and rectal cancer. Enjoy hell.
16. bootlips - April 8, 2009 8:58 PM
Beady eyes, dorky nose, weak jaw, wrinkles, looks 55, and for some reason he's considered a sex symbol.
17. Holly - April 8, 2009 10:39 PM
Why is his neck wider than his skull???
18. Matthew Broderick - April 8, 2009 11:17 PM
Yes, I er, want to date other, um, women. Yeah. That's it. I want to date women!
19. gerard Vandenberg - April 9, 2009 12:48 AM
lance bass thinks the same way....................................COINCIDENSE, folks?
20. stu - April 9, 2009 1:47 AM
DOUCHE!
don't believe everything Hollywood sells ya
21. blah - April 9, 2009 2:25 AM
Ah yes, truly the sexist man alive.
22. Scott - April 9, 2009 3:50 AM
Dating for the uniformed and emergency services or those seeking a date in uniform-www.uniformmate.com_
23. Cutegirl - April 9, 2009 4:26 AM
You are great! But why my friend told me that you are d ati ng with a yo ung model on C e l e b m i n g l e . C0M , ? Is it true?
24. mikeock - April 9, 2009 7:04 AM
Frankly, I like equine sex. Giddy Up SJP!
25. That Guy - April 9, 2009 8:12 AM
never piss into the wind my friends! but on the same note try everything once, so go crazy!
26. daddyoh - April 9, 2009 9:51 AM
Tough?
Apparently he didn't see himself at The Academy Awards! :)
27. Matthew - April 9, 2009 10:49 AM
matthew saw the light on horseface!
28. Susie Veach - April 9, 2009 8:21 PM
SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK--IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP--ON TOP IS NICE TOO.
29. Susie Veach - April 9, 2009 8:22 PM
SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK--IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP--ON TOP IS NICE TOO.
30. Susie Veach - April 9, 2009 8:22 PM
SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK--IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP--ON TOP IS NICE TOO.
31. NY Ted - April 10, 2009 12:22 AM
WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!
32. Urbanspaceman - April 10, 2009 7:57 AM
He is pretty tough...for a poofter.