Apr 28 2009Lindsay Lohan still wearing a bikini

Lindsay Lohan continues her Hawaiian vacation, and after looking at these shots, I'm convinced she's trying to land the role of Gollum in The Hobbit. Seriously, all that's missing is her eating a raw fis- Wow, I'm going to stop right there.

NOTE: According to this pic, apparently I was way off on Sam and Lindsay's relationship. Way, way off. Did not see that coming.


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52nd

Second - my god those toes!

http://joeyjojo.mybrute.com -> try to pwn...

I can't believe I once found her attractive. I'm so sorry, penis!

she´s gorgeous

too many bones pokin out

but gorgeous

she´s gorgeous

too many bones pokin out

but gorgeous

Is she a virgin? I wonder

Yeah, but her instability and neediness more than makes up for her rapid aging.

Vacationing alone, no one will hire her, drug and alcohol. issues...

I give her about 2 years.

I am thirty-four years old and that girl has more lines on her face than me. She is NOT aging well, and that's a sad thing to have to say about a woman as young as her.

I would eat the crotch of her bikini bottoms.

7, Her left ear is the last remaining virginal port... and it's all yours.

Is that an ass tattoo poking it's head up over her bikini bottom? Classy.

pOnk!! how's it hanging? Oops, my bad, nothing there.

Wait, is she peeing standing up in the last picture?

She seriously looks like a child from behind... which might work well for my good friend Still White, but it makes me feel like kicking Michael Jackson in the dick for some reason.

NO!

Screw the cops, show the pictures of her sister in a bikini. They're both there, not just Lindsay. Her sister is an exception to the usual rules because we now know she'll look like a 30-year-old when she's 18.

The way her hands and feet look like they belong on a Sasquatch really turns me on.

those are some rock climbing toe's ,,,

I Know I Just Threw Up in My Mouth, please stop, she has not talent and no class, she will be doing porn in no time just to pay her bills.

She prolly has the Coochie Flu.

I know Lindsay is only vacationing here, but why do I get the feeling her sanity is just about gone?

Also, the Gollum comment? Spot on. I thought the exact same thing before I read the caption.

That last pic: Is she whipping out her crank to take a leak? Maybe that's why Sam gave her the heave-ho.

Tell you what for as skinny as she is she's still bringing the boobers!!!

WTF is pic 9 ??

Is that gollum crawlin around on the rocks!?....oh wait it Lindsey No-man!!

@25 yeah, she'll still have a nice rack when the anorexia bends her over.

COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! You can get a 10-day free trial of WoW....................*runs out of building yelling the good news**

I hit it.

I've seen more ass on a Somali teenage pirate!

those arms and ribs ... looks very anorexic to me.

She certainly is looking very Gollum-esque. She needs to put on at least 5lbs

My gawd! She's gone from a plump, toothsome 20-something to a withered, cackling sea-hag!

It's like she's racing Pam Anderson for "most used-up looking," and WINNING.

She looks anorexic and probably stopped menstruating.

#10
Poor eating habits can cause one to age sooner due to the lack of nutrients the body needs.

never found her attractive. she always scowls, looks dirty and is aging BADLY. i'm hitting thirty in a week and she looks way older than me. she needs to gain some lbs and stay away from the sun. white pasty folk like her tend to age a lot faster and the sun won't help her. SHE'S NASTY!!

never found her attractive. she always scowls, looks dirty and is aging BADLY. i'm hitting thirty in a week and she looks way older than me. she needs to gain some lbs and stay away from the sun. white pasty folk like her tend to age a lot faster and the sun won't help her. SHE'S NASTY!!

She's all sorts of ugly and wasted. Even her toes are disgusting. Her saggy ass is ridiculous. Those protruding plastic bags on her chest are absurd. And all those bones showing...

But let's be honest. It is true she has looked healthier in the past, but she has NEVER been beautiful.

#35, you mean they were lying when they told us that Red Bull and vodka are nutritionally complete? Maybe that's why my bones are so brittle . . .

She must be glutton for punishment. She is nasty. Period.

The picture of health.

Redheads don't age well.

Hmmm Lilo "the rebirth" come to think of it salt water can get rid of all type of past stench...

#15...she's giving the dog a golden shower.

Re: kels

um what the hell are you talking about? "white pastey folk" age faster...


leathery, tan, plastic people who stay out in the sun age faster u dumb fuck.

I wonder if she shoots out sawdust when she queefs?

The rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Our only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet! *fish slap*

She reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

@48 - isn't that what the article said?

Zanna-- are you in hiding?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Look at her friggin feet. Put some shoes that shitis hideous!

Dear Goodness, she's about to enter pre-winehousian larval stage...!

Reminds me of....

http://liolliography.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/img_3210.jpg

not sure what's going on in the last pic - is she taking a piss, a dump, or growing a tail??

and yeah, those are some big ass feet. she must have a huge clit.

Is she even working? What does she need to take a vacation from?

Ok, in past photos, it was said that we weren't seeing her spine through her shirt, her people say that it ws the seam from the shirt she was wearing under another shirt. Well there is no denying that we are seeing her spine now (pics 12 & 13)! Eat a hamburger girl!

she's not aging badly- she has an eating disorder which is making her look skeletal and much older duh!!!

@ 35

Actually, semi starvation retards the aging process. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie_restriction)

True anorexics look "saggy" due to virtually no fat, becaues there is nothing underneath the skin to hold the skin up... but if they gain a little weight, they do not still look older than they are.

She looks old bc of drugs and cigarettes, possibly bad genes..

Her toes make me feel urpy.

Attention pic #3, skeleton with boobs....

she's behaving like a Gollum

Someone feed this girl please!!!!!!!!!!!

So she was the one with the penis!! Look at her peeing on that dog

This girl looks SO dam gross all bone. Whats the matter with her. Guess she wants to look like her boney partner. Lindsay, FINE example you set for all the kids who loved you.

This girl looks SO dam gross all bone. Whats the matter with her. Guess she wants to look like her boney partner. Lindsay, FINE example you set for all the kids who loved you.

This girl looks SO dam gross all bone. Whats the matter with her. Guess she wants to look like her boney partner. Lindsay, FINE example you set for all the kids who loved you.

She looks like smeagol.

my goooaaad. she totally looks like fucking gollum from that hobbit movie. thats fucking priceless.

These pictures are just nauseating, spreading her legs while next to a wet dog, bikini bottoms hanging off her withered flesh... It's like she crawled out of a sewer and into this rock grotto. Even in a setting of natural beauty you can feel the miles and miles of sin clinging to her.

I once saw a movie that showed a girl's face changing into a hellish goblin mask due to drug abuse, and I can't help but remember that whenever I see Lindsay.

She will never accept that her day in the sun is over and will go spectacularly crazy. There doesn't seem to be any hope. It's probably best to stop paying attention at this point.

#52 You made me guffaw. good one.

She's so FUCKIN HOT!!!! I'd love to put my uncircumcised anteater in between those cheeks!!

I'm just glad to see that she is enjoying herself. She seems to get a lot of needless abuse.

You really used the "Gollum"card????
Good lord, TMZ used that hours ago and now you copy it???
Come on, be a little more creative . . .

UGH I WANNA HIT THAT SOOOOO BADDDDD!!!!!

shit, I thought "Gollum" without reading the post......

ok I am feeling the urge to photoshop that last pic to make it look like she is peeing on the dog! hahaha I kill me!

WTF..... looks like Smeagol from Lord of the Rings........."Master..need more coke...my precious..........

Über skinny chicks are great; you can put it in soft and let it get hard while listening to her bones crack.

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick Fish.

I thought this bitch was broke and out of work....what's she doing on vacation in Hawaii???

#10

I'd say doing blow daily is the cause

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would tap that bony little azz...

How can you have zero ass, weigh 72 lbs, and still have your arse flapping out the bottom of your bathing suit.

Fucking cigarettes...

Her ass looks like an old mans saggy butt.

Does anyone else see the resenblence??

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/gollum.jpg

#82 Screw jenn, why doesn't jane just die?

@88

Seconded. Jane is really the problem. In fact, I wonder if she doesn't have something to do with Jenn's illness. She certainly seems to know a lot about it....

andie @10 we don't give a fuck how old you are and how many lines you have on your ugly face. fuck off you old hag

Stupid plastic-titted cunt.

Actually I feel sorry for Lindsay. Not because of who she is, but because of who she reminds me of - those prisoners held without charges, without any timetable for when they might get a chance to defend themselves in court, living in harsh inhumane conditions, trying to avoid their memories of being tortured by heartless bloodless interrogators. After months and years, like Lindsay they're emaciated with haunted eyes, looking like they'd welcome death.

But hey, it doesn't count because we're the good guys, right?

Some fuckin' cartoon feet.

GROSS!!!

2 things...

Why the fuck is she holding a phone???

How does this cunt get to vacation in Hawaii??? She doesn't even work.

I LOVE KIDS!!!

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FAP TO THIS???

Is she taking a photo of her (fire)crotch in that photo?

Is she taking a photo of her (fire)crotch in that photo?

Is she taking a photo of her (fire)crotch in that photo?

I'm glad my breakfast is in.
FOR NOW, that is!!

Does anyone look at these pictures and instantly think of Lord of The Rings' Golem?

Me finds its me wants its My Precious………..


Yea what I said too, but it wasn’t the ring, it was my dinner I just threw up.

To much coke. Not enough to eat.

To much coke. Not enough to eat.

She does not look good skinny. She's not a healthy looking thin person.

She looks much much better with a little meat on her, so her curves come out.

Not lookin' too good, kiddo.

Hello!

whoa it's sad how if she was prolly only 15 pounds heavier we'd be making fin of her bc even part of her that is still so freakin skinny makes me want to comment I prolly weigh like at least 20 pounds more then her and im still judging ha guesss society has warped my mind.

whoa it's sad how if she was prolly only 15 pounds heavier we'd be making fun of her bc even part of her that is still so freakin skinny makes me want to comment I prolly weigh like at least 20 pounds more then her and im still judging ha guesss society has warped my mind.


My faith in her is exhausted, I believe. I've been feeling sympathy for Samantha.

At least she seems happy in the photos...

Does she travel with photographers? I'm waiting for shots of her taking a dump someplace.

you people are so miserable and stupid, I cant believe it :D
i bet that there wouldnt be any comments if it requested a photo of you
every one of you with beard, dirty underwear, missing teeth, min 200 pounds, you stinky, dirty, stupid and ignorant american rednecks :))))))

Troll face with flappy breasts and all bones.

Remember when she used to have tits? That was awesome.

LiLo - Bilbo Baggins just called. He wants his feet back.

She's a dude! Sam Ronson is straight and Wilmer Valderama is a total queer.

And you know what they say - "The camera ADDS five pounds"!

Holocost Ass!

She needs to lose another 15 pounds.....her legs are still chunky lookin' once they look like her arms in PIc #3, then she'll be just skinny enough.
But I do think she could get to the halfway mark just by removing the implants.

;)

woah, woah, woah...

pic 1, lindsay's big toe, what the cock is that shit?

Fuck it... fappin it and fappin it and fappin it well, fappin it and fappin it and fappin it well

Skinny or not, I'm BOFITC to that hot little fire-crotched coke-head!

I'd hit that shit more than Ike hit Tina.

I'd plow that field like I was Eli Whitney.

I'd drill her like Exxon.

I'd mount her like Secretariat.

I'd part her like the Red Sea.

I'd split her like wet pine.

I'm spent..................................

I'm calling her Gollem. Noah Lieske

In #3 she looks like she shoulf be 80.
In #16 it looks like she is peeing on the dog.

In #3 she looks like she should be 80 years old.
In #16 it looks like she is peeing on the dog.

its pretty fucking sad when "skeletor" looks fatter then you do. her feet are hidious,.. her face is contorted in ways ive never seen before,..shes out of work,..all drugged out,...and someone should be ashamed of themselves for not stepping in sooner to get her help. im glad to see she is having one last "fling" on vacation it must be her dying wish. ( some hospices offer this from time to time) because anyday now she isnt going to go crazy she hasnt the time left she going to croak the fuck over! the next time you post some shit about her i wouldnt be suprised if it was her obituary. gross SOMEONE DO SOMETHING FOR CHRIST SAKE!!

it's easy to throw insults about her because it seemed like she was the girl that had it all,...and took it for granted; but clearly she had issues that were unknown to everybody else that made her lose absolute control... personally, i hope she gets better for her sake.

she has star quality. it can shine again.

nobody deserves to have their face shoved into the ground after they've already hit the bottom.

YES YOU CAN, LINDSAY!

I'd have sex with that bag of bones!

You haven't seen anything until you've seen Macho Man Randy Savage smoke a Bong rip of salvia... AND FREAK OUT:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/4/29/macho-man-randy-savage-smokes-salvia-and-freaks-out.html

doesn't she looks like a female Gollum, more nastier but oh well..

look is like she is almost singing, "juicy fishy" while she is in that rocks! XD

man its a shame she let herself go.

Bob W

man its a shame she let herself go.

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Wow. She has toes like a tree frog.

Dan

Laughing my fuckin' ass off at Dan's comment.
Is it me or is she starting to look like Winehouse?

Id rip that shit up!

I don't think shes to thin pics 2, 11 & 13 she looks normal to me.

mmmmmmmmmmhmm... what?

[ok number nine...
[time to come in...
[...and on the other hand ?
[...off to thailand

resonate that : ))

shhh...

Lovely pictures. She's pretty.

I love her small booty, I feel like touch it.

come on u have a great body everyone is not perfect eat some food please ! i love u always.

come on u have a great body everyone is not perfect eat some food please ! i love u always.

She has no ass but still has a little bulging belly.

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LOL this is still pretty funny even if it was 6 months ago

i really do feel sorry for this girl. she had it all, but went into a downward spiral as she got older.

hahahaha.. i seriously don't know how today's young girls could even think a body like that is attractive to men!

shame what happened to lindsay lohan.. but hey at least she looks like she's having fun in this picture!

Pale skin, but still hot :)

what is she trying to take a picture of in #10?

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