Apr 22 2009Lindsay Lohan returns to her true love. (Besides coke.)

Ew side boob. At least they're real.

first

She is soo hot.

I was gonna say "Her face is looking old " but then I notced the titty . Its lokking old too.

GET THEE A BRA!

I was gonna say "Her face is looking old " but then I notced the titty . Its looking old too.

GET THEE A BRA!

My eyes! Good god, is she in a competition with Kiki Dunst for droopiest boobs? Gravity is not her friend.

OMG lock her in a padded room and feed herrrrr!!!

ughhhhhhhhh

Gross.

I would eat her used tampon

SAGALICIOUS!

After seeing her back, I have the sudden urge to whip out my xylophone. Weird...

Wow, looks like Lindsay's in such a bad state that even a few Superficial male commenters could get a little action...nah.

This chick is spent.

NEXT!!!

Dirty and malnourished I would still hit that.

Prolly not Wendy.

She is So done.

You can just look at her and tell she's about to go full on Plato.

Yes, she is a crazy bitch and does, to a degree, deserve what her life has become, but I can't help but feel bad for the girl.

As weird as it was, her relationship with Samantha Ronson seemed like it really stabilized things for Lindsay. With that gone, she's just a shiftless mess of a person.

Lindsay: check into rehab somewhere, really concentrate on getting well and step the fuck out of the spotlight, for your own good.

This is boring. I'm going to watch porn now.

Lilo has been rode hard and put away wet one too many times.

Girl, if you aint feelin' good about yourself, penis aint gonna fix it, that's for sure.

Can you imagine the sag when she gets older?

Bleah. Never thought I'd be so revulsed at massive side-boob.

#19: WRONG. Semen is a magical elixir - warm salty spurts that slide down your throat with an occasional ropey clot that gives you a mini-gag of delight. Scrumptious.

...uh, so I hear, from my, uh, wife.

The dik parade has now begun,
listen to the d*ldo hum
Linsey out to have some fun,
a cobra on her left
Retard on her right, yeah

Say, lil tit-horsey - why the long face?

nice side boob, coketwat.

Queer woman in a silk dress,
pearly beads around her neck
Kissed the hunter of the green vest,
who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

id still hit it

She is really aging quickly. By time she is 30 she will look 50.

No kidding, this thing is 22 years old ? I am 50 and actually look better !! No kidding.

she´s so BEALTIFUL it should be illegal

any of you guys would be a disaster after only one year living like lilo.
looking like that with her lifestyle requires some REAL GOOD genes and some luck.

boob lift required though.
sorry lindsay
yeah i still love you
sure, I´ll suck ´em anyway
mmmmmmmmmmmm yeah

"Kelley" yes, you are kidding, because you look like a piece of shoe leather. And you still don't know how to spell your name.

too much alcohol, drugs, late nights, smoking, and tanning(esp for an extremely fair skinned redhead) will age someone way beyond their years. exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan. my god she looks bad. her tits look like fried eggs nailed to the wall cuz she's lost too much weight in a seemingly unhealthy way. all boobs have some hang to them but hers look like a woman in her late 40s. shes only 22, wtf?

she's gone skinnier than ever since being with sam i bet is because anything that goes into her mouth tastes like sam's stinky crumpet.

and she has Droopy's ears as her boobs yuck.

I prefer buttermilk flapjacks, please.

all you losers who keep posting 'boob lift required' need to stop staring at fake gravity defying porn star implants and start looking at how REAL tits look.

there's nothing wrong with her tits.

the rest of her, however... IS ALL EFFED UP.

she needs:
1) to eat a cheeseburger
2) to stop drinking all those energy drinks and coffee
3) lay off the coke
4) drink more water
5) get some friggin sleep
6) stop acting like a total sex-maniac (unless it's with me, of course)

we now return you to regular d-bag postings.

How can you be 22 years old and have boobs that saggy? She will be tripping over them by the time she is 40..

35. Agreed.....too many people are used to seeing fake boobs, from that angle her boobs look the way they should since they are real. Just because she has side boob doesn't mean that they're pointing down. She has a lot of problems but her rack isn't one of them.

My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

She is so cute! Seriously, I could just hug her in half!

wow are those things sagging or what??

wtf is going on with this whore? she was smokin hot just 6 months back.

I look at this girl pictures whe she was young and I feel so sorry for what happened to her, this is the true result of terrible parents. Worst than that, this is not the only girl in America with theese problems, there is a whole generation of young girls who go out every single night, have sex with anyone, drink too much, do drugs, and have no self steem.

damn....eat a sammmich and maybe your tits would fill out a little

Someone please feed her a CHEESEBURGER or 4! She needs to gain about 30lbs and she'd be HOT again! I miss the "young" Lindsey!!!

I think today's comments pretty much cover it.

Is she already dead?

THOSE TITS ARE NOT REAL, HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are implants that are teardrop shaped to have some "natural looking" sag. Idiots. Trust me, I know. I have the same ones, expect mine look great. Her's, not so much. SKANKY.

Her floppy tits and freckled, non-elastic saggy skin make me sad for her looks when she turns 30.

Her next true love should be to get a bra for those hangers.

http://www.thefamousphere.com

bullshit normal boobs look like that. I'm pretty much the same age as her and my boobs look nothing like that. Yeah maybe in 5-10 years that would look normal but not now.

#7 - Forget locking her in a padded room...she needs to be locked into a padded bra.

So once again we are all reminded why REAL boobs are SO MUCH BETTER than fake boobs.

I've had the opportunity to enjoy a set much like those in the past, and allow me to say: magnificent.

Lohan might be the most messed up human being in LA but if you get an opportunity to play with those, with a guarantee that she won't be talking while you're having fun, HIT IT.

OMG, those are some sorry-looking boobs. Last time I saw side boob like that they were bouncing off their owner's walker.

ewww saggy boob. yack.

#29...wanna fuck?

What a used up haggard saggy bag of skin. What is she going to look like when she's actually OLD? Frightening. She could be totally hot too if she took care of herself.

I'd bone the shit outta her!!

an american beauty : )

listen to the wind...

...it sings to all

...now just to work out how to stop the slavery

...

[what ? : )) ]

I wonder how much she weighs. I can't tell 'cause I have no idea how tall she is; but still, some muscle would be ok. Nothing else... I wouldn't want to see her fat. 30 pounds, as someone said, is way too much. I kinda like her body...

It's sad to say, but she will be the next anna nicole smith.

No. 54 ... I live in Canada and you;e"tired." LOL !!

No. 54 ... I live in Canada and you're "tired." LOL !!

what does she do with those saggy bags while shes f-ing?

she clearly isn't doing ok. hopefully she can pull things back together for herself. nobody's perfect.

I don't care, I'd do her any day. She's crazy hawt.

I knew it,,,welcome back lilo, even though i wont benefit from your Fabulous Fleshy Fun...

I wonder if she'd suck my dick after I butt fuck her?

Pale skin, exposed ribcage, droopy tits and a Dyson vacuum cleaner around cocaine...m'yeah, I can see why some of you guys would hit that.

how can they hang that low at 22....i mean seriously, is this even physically possible without some kind of physiological effect ?

THIS SKANK IS AGING BAD...HAVE YOU SEEN HER MOM? SHE'S NASTY AND LILO WILL BE LOOKING LIKE MOMMY IN FIVE YEARS TIME...THIS GIRL IS A MAJOR ATTN WHORE...SHE'S GOT TYPICAL WHITE GIRL SKINNY COMPLEX...GAIN SOME WEIGHT HONEY

THIS SKANK IS AGING BAD...HAVE YOU SEEN HER MOM? SHE'S NASTY AND LILO WILL BE LOOKING LIKE MOMMY IN FIVE YEARS TIME...THIS GIRL IS A MAJOR ATTN WHORE...SHE'S GOT TYPICAL WHITE GIRL SKINNY COMPLEX...GAIN SOME WEIGHT HONEY

THIS SKANK IS AGING BAD...HAVE YOU SEEN HER MOM? SHE'S NASTY AND LILO WILL BE LOOKING LIKE MOMMY IN FIVE YEARS TIME...THIS GIRL IS A MAJOR ATTN WHORE...SHE'S GOT TYPICAL WHITE GIRL SKINNY COMPLEX...GAIN SOME WEIGHT HONEY

She has those floppy sad bowling pin shaped boobs, like an 80 year old.

That's the same dress Brook Hogan wore in her video a few posts back. It looked so much better on her! Lindsay's an effing twig. GO EAT A CHEESEBURGER! then chase it down with a protein shake. the "natural" kind.

If she doesn't smarten up pretty damn fast and do something, she won't be around to see 2010.

shes the most beautiful person evaaaaar. mm those drop dead gorgeous freckles... mm mm mm. lolz.

Wow. She looks absolutely hideous.

duuudee... if she ate a little bit maybe her boobs would inflate a little... her side boob looks like it has aged 30 years more than she! mine are comparable to hers (or how they used to be) and I think I might kill myself if they sagged like that!!! eating healthy + exercise = hot... just a suggestion.

what happened lilo I would have gone lesbo for you a few years back!

She looks bad, and yet here I am penis in hand...

A YOUNG WHITE GIRL WITH SAGGING TITS! WHAT A SHAME!!

i wonder if anyone is going to care when she starves herself to death.

real 22 year old boobs look like that? anyone who says that has never seen a real 22 year old boob. its from her not eating for a couple years...

A new nickname?: Lindsay Lohan(gers)

Kellan Lutz is not a 90210 star.....try "Twilight"!!

Poor Lindsay, her arm is skeletal. She needs to gain a little weight, or she will waste away. Her saggy boobs are caused by very rapid weight loss.

#35

Simple and widely accepted test: when you can hold a pencil under your boobs, they're saggy.

Lohan's boobs can hold a keyboard.

where's my money crack ho!
you hookin up with all these chumps....BIATCH WHERE'S MY MONEY! don't make be slap you

firedcrotch is back into the fold - where's my triplewide flameproof condoms - better make it a double-quad, this could get ugly - where's my facemask? - DIVE!DIVE!DIVE!

I got your sag hangin'

Her boobs - whether real or not - are sagging because she never wears a bra. Bras aren't just for modesty; they provide support that prevents sagging.

The good news is that when she lays on her back they'll flatten out. And if she's on her stomach or her knees you won't see them, anyway. So she's all yours, guys. Have at it.

Holy National Geographic tits!...and thats what real boobs look like??..on a twenty something girl...not bloody likely...

SHE.LOOKS.HORRIBLE.

Oh my god. She looks like shit. Lindsay! You could be so beautiful if you stayed healthy! And that dress is adorable!

She's a good lookin' gal but i'm afraid she needs a bra - to keep her breasts off the plate while she's eating. Assuming she eats.

I am not into so-called boobs that look like a folded blanket.

..................THOSE TITS ARE CRYING, folks?

sad.

i dont think your ready for these saggies,
i dont think you ready for these saggies,
i dont think your ready,
cos my boobies too saggylicious for ya babe

she should totally bring that out as a record to help boost her career

1st: what the hell is she wearing?
2nd: for God's sake give this girl an extra super mega ultra archi greasy cheeseburger PLEASE.

Listen, I am all for trying to stay natural......but, oh my, her breasts are not holding up well. She is looking sallow all around .....if she doesn't want to eat, she needs to invest in some expensive vitamins.

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Watching her on Ellen as I write this, and she seems to be more grounded than we're used to seeing. Almost like a real person. Remember when she was hot? That was awesome for awhile.

@ 85 - clueless much? large boobs hang. when they hit her waist get back to me, but until then, go crawl back into your mom's basement.

I would totally cock-slap those fun-bags.

#35 and #37

LOAD. OF. B.S.

I'm 32 and my breasts are NOTHING like that. She is TWENTY TWO. At twenty two my breasts really defied gravity. Now they are a bit heavy on the bottom part, but I can't hold a pen there, while Blowhan can hold at least TEN.

My mom's 54 and her breasts look WAAAAY better than Lohan's.

There are fake ridiculous Victoria-Beckham breasts, there are NORMAL breasts and there are SAGGY breasts.

Lohan has SAGGY tits.

Her tits looks like the ears of my beagle

Her tits looks like the ears of my beagle

LOOK AT ALL HER FRECKLES AND MOLES AND SHIT. AND SHE'S ALL WAFER THIN. AND FUCKING THAT BOOB IS HIDEOUS. AND FUKIN EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GROSS! AND I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT IN A MOVIE ANYMORE! PRODUCERS LISTEN UP! LINDSEY WILL RUIN THE FUCKING BOX OFFICE REALITY FOR YOUR MOVIE. SHE TOO DISGUSTING TO US BECAUSE OF HER PERSONAL LIFE. SHE SUCKS AS AN ACTRESS ANYWAY.

SHE'S JUST LIKE OK ACTION! "KK, HEY!(SMILE) i'M LINDSAY IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE! THAT'S RIGHT! NO RANGE! NOSKILLS! JUST COLLECTING PAYCHECKS EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE IS SICK OF ME!"

I was gonna try to make some funny, but you people are in fine form and I don't think I can compete today.

#102

My sister is a size 0 and natural DD's. Hers can't hold a pen underneath. Just because your life among uglies has only seen pancake tits doesn't mean all naturally large boobs are that repulsive.

I used to think her boobs were totally fake, but with sag like that, they just might be real after all. I'm twice her age and dont sag that badly.

Why are you all so harsh on this girl? It's nothing a little rehab, electroshock therapy, an eating disorder clinic, plastic surgery, a dermatologist, a priest, garlic and a wooden stake can't fix.

mmm, I really do prefer her without make up.
Her face looks so real.

I wanna kiss it.

lindsay u look bad clean up the stuff

lindsay u look bad clean up the stuff

I couldn't see the sideboob over all those ribs.

Someone should tell her that ribs shouldn't poke through your skin like that. That can't be healthy.

Holy cow, she loks like an 40 years old

I love her

She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
*** Seekingtall.C OM *** which I have joined.­ I think it is interesting and you will like it.

No Bob-THAT is a result of media pressure.
Lindsy has had cameras in her face,angry paparazzi,vile public innuendo,a broken relationship.......no wonder she took a walk on the wild side.

No Bob-THAT is a result of media pressure.
Lindsy has had cameras in her face,angry paparazzi,vile public innuendo,a broken relationship.......no wonder she took a walk on the wild side.

No Bob-THAT is a result of media pressure.
Lindsy has had cameras in her face,angry paparazzi,vile public innuendo,a broken relationship.......no wonder she took a walk on the wild side.

Oh my god. Shes 22 and her boobs are THAT saggy. gross gross gross. Istead of the 5k a month on blow, she should have some work done on her bod.....

THIS GROSS ASS DIRTY BITCH IS FUCKING SICK! YUUUUUKKKKKK EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

she look so old like my grammum, I hope she isn't sick.