Apr 19 2009Lindsay Lohan & Leonardo DiCaprio?
Demonstrating her exodus from Lesbian Land, Lindsay Lohan recently seduced Leonardo DiCaprio at MyHouse in LA, according to The Sun:
A source said: "As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.
"She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself.
"Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn't wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.
"The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy."
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.
My eyewitness added: "It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it."
There's only one thing I believe about this story, and that's that Lindsay was at a bar. The rest? Give me a fucking break. The only way Lindsay could hook up with Leonardo DiCaprio is if she somehow found a genie to grant her three wishes. And if that was the case, let's be realistic, downtown LA would be blanketed in 12-18 inches of blow right now.
Then again, she could've worked quickly....
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. Jamie's Uterus - April 19, 2009 3:28 PM
DiCaprio gets hot ass models, he wouldn't want this whacked out , broke down train wreck. Lohan is a 2 0'Clock slop girl. If no one else is around, you get the slop.
2. dk - April 19, 2009 3:34 PM
2 feet of blow, thats why I read this smut!!!!
3. m - April 19, 2009 4:16 PM
dobri
4. Fuck U - April 19, 2009 4:42 PM
Hahaa,
What a fucking joke...that skanky bitch couldn't pull that fag if she tried,
what a waste of skin.
5. Galtacticus - April 19, 2009 5:07 PM
I could say something about this but maybe it isn't true? But it could be true as well.
6. Darth - April 19, 2009 5:11 PM
If it's true,they had a good time.That's what you suppose to have in a club.
7. minos - April 19, 2009 5:16 PM
who the fuck wrote that "article" it sounds like a cross between a harlequin novel romance and a newspaper article
8. SoTe - April 19, 2009 5:17 PM
yeah, like DiCaprio is going to risk being able to f*** bar rafieli or whatever that bitch is called, in order to f*** this messed up bitch.
9. Molly - April 19, 2009 5:30 PM
I don't doubt it. Who ever said that Leonardo DiCaprio had standards? Just because he's laid hot models doesn't mean he wouldn't go for the skank as well haha
10. Harvey - April 19, 2009 5:31 PM
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11. Harvey - April 19, 2009 5:31 PM
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12. g_girl - April 19, 2009 5:34 PM
Fish, you still got it, baby
13. Pero - April 19, 2009 5:35 PM
So true about the bar part :D
14. Charley Kane - April 19, 2009 6:03 PM
It's from The Sun, so it probably isnt true.
15. Mr. Powerz - April 19, 2009 6:41 PM
You can probably feel the heat radiating from Lohan's pussy from 3 feet away. Everybody would bang her in give the opportunity, unless they were scared, of course. Some of you peeps are idiots thing everything is about social value. Bar Rafeli is probably a terrible lay, despite being Jewish.
16. yeaa man - April 19, 2009 10:14 PM
o freak no. gisele to this? leo is way outta her league.
17. sushi - April 19, 2009 11:39 PM
What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?
18. sushi - April 19, 2009 11:39 PM
What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?
19. sushi - April 19, 2009 11:39 PM
What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?
20. sushi - April 19, 2009 11:39 PM
What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?
21. sushi - April 19, 2009 11:39 PM
What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?
22. Jibbly Biggins - April 20, 2009 12:21 AM
Well, he seems to have a penchant for anorexic coke addicts.
23. Jibbly Biggins - April 20, 2009 12:22 AM
Then again - Bar Rafaeli is neither and a goddess - he wouldn't "trade down."
24. Jen - April 20, 2009 12:33 AM
What the hell does "things hotted up" mean?
25. gerard Vandenberg - April 20, 2009 12:47 AM
the battle for "RECKOGNISSION" continues, folks?
question: WHO IS DUMB & NAIVE ENOUGH?
26. Mike Walker - April 20, 2009 2:47 AM
Scuse me, I gots to go hot up some soup 'n sammiches.
27. Guy - April 20, 2009 6:11 AM
He on earth would Leonardo prefer that ugly shit-face when he has Bar Refaeli?!
So I say this is BS.
28. mikeock - April 20, 2009 7:09 AM
How soon before TheSuperficial gives us the status of Lindsay's daily bowel movements? You guys are hopelessly infatuated with this chick. Seek help.
29. salawhite - April 20, 2009 10:01 AM
Recently I found a hot club -- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.
30. salawhite - April 20, 2009 10:03 AM
Recently I found a very hot club -- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.
31. Photoshop Police - April 20, 2009 11:04 AM
SHENANIGANS, I SAY!
The Sun is full of crap!
No way would DiCaprio let this girl get anywhere near him.
32. dude - April 20, 2009 12:00 PM
if federline really cheated on victoria prince with britney y'all then i'm not sure what else isn't impossible anymore.. and fwiw leo's not exactly the slim debonnaire jack from titanic either now, you seen him without a shirt lately?
33. Pilatunes - April 20, 2009 12:16 PM
Whose the 'chin' on the left? The wicked witch of the west coast?
34. M- - April 20, 2009 12:40 PM
can anyone say hooker??
35. Bobaloo - April 20, 2009 1:32 PM
What's a "tac"?
36. JennieBeez - April 20, 2009 1:41 PM
It's a good thing she's so skinny because I'd like to knock her down and steal those sunglasses. Actually I'd like to knock her down on principle alone, but the glasses are a good incentive.
I believe I found them for sale here: http://www.popularglasses.com
37. I CALL LINDA A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - April 20, 2009 2:35 PM
Leo is so above this shit. What a joke. He gets the cream of the crop. Lindsay is such a loser.
38. Blah Girls! - April 20, 2009 2:50 PM
EW DOWNGRADE!! I hope this isn't true.
39. boeser - April 20, 2009 3:10 PM
alcohol!
40. Randal - April 20, 2009 3:55 PM
Lindsay certainly has that Lioness charge that many women wish they could have and she grabbed a nice catch in Leonardo. What more comes out of it is hard to say but Leo would be smart to stick this one through so he can receive more exposure in the industry.
Randal
41. Erica - April 20, 2009 9:03 PM
Happy 4/20 everyone. Smoke weed!
42. Chiquita - April 29, 2009 7:08 AM
Hang on a minute, Leo and Lindsay were friends with benefits in the past so maybe this isn't so far-fetched.
43. Christie Hansen - May 1, 2009 11:20 AM
Stranger things have happened. Lindsay is a train wreck some of the time, but who has not fallen from grace in Hollywood? Maybe she is a really nice girl who has had a crush on Leo, like myself, for most of her life. After all he was mentioned as a celebrity crush in Parent Trap. Coincidence, I think not. It would be the equivalent of one of us common foke getting the chance to meet him. I know I would act the fool, screaming shrieking and crying just at the site of him (and I am 31). She was in awe and wanted to impress him, who wouldn't. I hope this is just a fling for him if it is at all true. I am chalking this up as a chance encounter.
44. ELLY - May 2, 2009 8:46 PM
THIS BITCH WON'T STOP ...
SHE'S EVEN GONNA SEDUCE MY MOM ....i guess!
oh ....
what else left for her? to seduce an animal? my dog's waiting for you.
45. Brian Stevenson - October 20, 2009 3:25 PM
Ha Ha Ha. Another conviction for her and she is going to jail. I hope that this time will not parallel the length of time Paris stayed versus what she was supposed to stay. Good luck staying out of trouble.
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