Apr 2 2009Lindsay Lohan isn't leaving Man-Thing
- Lindsay Lohan denies break-up rumors again because, honestly, what else does she have to do? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Johnny Depp hugs fans in Puerto Rico. In related news, mainland America's female population decreased by 50% moments ago as boat sales skyrocketed. [Pop Sugar]
- Kate Walsh drinks wine while shopping, and it's sexy. I down an Olde E in Toys 'R Us, and it's "illegal." No such thing as celebrity justice, huh? [Just Jared]
- Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler break up again. These two are like Romeo & Juliet. Minus the suicide. -- Goddammit. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Seth Rogen is hosting SNL this weekend which will undoubteldy test the nation's aloofness threshold. [Videogum]
- Keira Knightley battles domestic violence with brutal PSA. [Jezebel]
- Mickey Rourke : stray dogs :: Me : one-legged strippers. [Best Week Ever]
- Octo-Mom gets a baby seat thrown through her minivan by vandal. Because that'll teach her about driving vans in this town! [Radar Online]
- The Osbournes' new reality show is a flaming pile of shit. Who could've predicted that? Not counting the entire Earth's population including fetuses. [Vulture]
- Heidi Montag has more "music" coming. You know what would be happier news? Scientists discovering a new strand of AIDS. [Allie is Wired]
Reader Comments
1. Lindsay - April 2, 2009 1:08 PM
Keep jerking your pathetic 3-inchers, you fuckin potbellied cubicle losers.
2. samdog - April 2, 2009 1:08 PM
Great side boob shot......she still loves the dick
3. Jrz - April 2, 2009 1:13 PM
I'M GOING TO BE IN PR ALL OF NEXT WEEK! GAAAAH!!!
PINKY NIP...WHEREVER YOU ARE....I'LL GIVE 'EM A BJ FOR YA!
4. - April 2, 2009 1:13 PM
This is very IDLYITW.
5. Vintage ROUGH - April 2, 2009 1:13 PM
Where was Gloria Allred, during the octo-vandal, and shes not above doing it...
6. samdog - April 2, 2009 1:15 PM
@1 At least we are in our cubicles pretending to WORK lindsay can't even pull that off.
7. Johnny Depp - April 2, 2009 1:16 PM
If she got back, I'll hug her.
8. lucky - April 2, 2009 1:18 PM
FYI Puerto Rico is part of America.
9. FYI - April 2, 2009 1:22 PM
"mainland" America was a proper reference
10. http://www.popduds.com - April 2, 2009 1:26 PM
I'm glad somebody vandalized the octomom's minivan. It makes me smile.
11. k2dadis - April 2, 2009 1:27 PM
A new strand of AIDS....hahahahahahahaha. Lovin it
12. mike - April 2, 2009 1:35 PM
I'm glad Lindsay is still with Ronson. It's been wonderful for her career. All the producers want to hire an unstable drug-addicted freckle explosion who now also makes Baby Jesus cry.
13. http://www.popduds.com - April 2, 2009 1:37 PM
I hope somebody rapes the octomom into a coma and then cuts off her head while her kids watch.
14. Blue Eyes - April 2, 2009 1:48 PM
#13- you are one sick bastard!!!! What kind of sick ass person are you???? Anyone who knows this person run.........you probably dream about this kind of stuff you phycho f*ck!!!!
15. http://www.popduds.com - April 2, 2009 1:54 PM
#14 - All I said was that it would make me smile. What do you have against smiles?
16. Rhialto - April 2, 2009 1:54 PM
Is she getting sponsored by red bull or something?
17. Figurehead Ape in the White House - April 2, 2009 1:59 PM
I'm B'lack Oboombox, and by taxing employers and corporations so much that they fire all their employees, go bankrupt, and move overseas, I'll create jobs.
Plus, by spending trillions of dollars on needless liberal government programs that will fail and cost 5 times their budgeted expense, and paying for it with new printed money that has no collateral backing it, plummeting the value of the dollar to that of a peso, sending the USA into a third world economy, I'll create more jobs.
And by speaking eloquently from one of my 32 new $400,000 teleprompters , I'll create even more jobs.
Change!
Plus, we've hired a full time hairdresser for my shaved orangutan wife that pays $100,000 a year, creating yet another job! Change!
18. Jim - April 2, 2009 2:02 PM
#17 - none of your stuff works because George Bush looks more like a monkey - Curious George, to be exact - than Obama or any other black person.
19. the former President and his dopplegangers - April 2, 2009 2:06 PM
@18: correct! Click for proof.
20. Randal has AIDS - April 2, 2009 2:37 PM
I bet her puss smells like cheetos and rancid meet. In other words...delicious!
21. Crappola - April 2, 2009 3:13 PM
@ 1: 3 inches... of solid dynamite.
22. Fati - April 2, 2009 3:42 PM
I swear, I'm 1000% positive that if you smell her fingers, they will smell of shit and anus. She just grosses me out. I would not even come close to her, that's how much she disgusts me.
23. NRA - April 2, 2009 4:10 PM
Dear Keira,
We've been telling men to not beat women for something like ten zillion years. Fortunes have been spent, and yet (as your ad says) 2 women are killed every day.
Given how long we've been fucking around with the "tell them to stop!" approach, perhaps we can all wake up and accept the fact that some men are assholes, and assholes don't respond to PSA's.
They do, however, respond to bullets. Handguns come in all sorts of really cool shapes and sizes. Get one, learn to use it, and record a new PSA - one where you blow the fucker's head off after the first back-hand...
24. Carlos - April 2, 2009 7:44 PM
You are extremely ignorant. There cannot be another strain of AIDS because AIDS is not a virus or a bacteria. AIDS is the disease caused by HIV, there are different strains of HIV, hundreds, some scientists believe thousands. You're a complete moron!
25. ladodger22 - April 2, 2009 9:19 PM
Fish, Why are you wasting your time posting anything about Lindsay Lohan!! You should know nobody cares about her, Kim Kardashian, Octomom, I could go on forever. If you keep posting stories about her she will continue to stick around and I know i'm not the only one who doesn't want this. Please stop while you can.
26. lola - April 2, 2009 11:55 PM
You can thank Kissinger for AIDS
27. D - April 3, 2009 12:06 AM
seriously, is this really gonna become a site that does egotastic-esque entries?
i dont really care if youre all owned by the same company, etc...but let's try and maintain at least some minimal variety.
28. Marketta - April 3, 2009 12:11 AM
Lola, you can't get AIDS from kissing :(
29. gerard Vandenberg - April 3, 2009 12:44 AM
SHE WILL DO MOST THINGS FOR THE MONEY WHICH DON'T REQUIRE MUCH ENERGY, folks!!
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31. E - April 3, 2009 8:03 AM
Is that a normall size can of redbull??? HOW BIG ARE HER HANDS????
32. ICan - April 3, 2009 12:09 PM
Holy fuck, Lohan looks like a 48-year old crackhead.... this bitch has AGED, must be all the ciggies, crack and carpet-munching..