Apr 27 2009Lindsay Lohan in a bikini

Her right arm to the elbo smells like Sam's twat.

Gross.

First!!!!!

Damn, the first time I see news here and there's no comments. I got dragged in. I feel so ashamed. :$

streaky fake tanner. She seems pretty proud of herself

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I've seen healthier looking plague victims.

Even though she is lacking any muscle tone at all, I'd still punish that. Give me a stick over a whale any day of the week.

The best part is that she's holding not one, but TWO books. Which is two more than she's read since she had an on set tutor for Freaky Friday.

Dina used to sound out the ingredients on the back of a Pantene bottle to young La Lohan in the womb. True story.

it's not even right to criticize this girl anymore. she's clearly psychologically fucked and needs serious help. your elbow should not be the biggest part of your arm...poor thing.

I'd hit that again and again. Nice. Ass.

That looks like 12 year old boy in a bikini. But then again, i'm a 27 year old guy and I look like a 65 year old woman in a bikini.

#6 - I think I speak for all of us when I say, the sooner your sister dies, the better.

Honolulu is on Oahu not Maui... But whatever the islands are close enough.. =D

Suck my dick ginger bitch.

@Andy - I think I actually speak for all of us when I say that you're very clearly a douche bag

@Andy - I think I actually speak for all of us when I say that you're very clearly a douche bag

Andy's only saying that as encouragement. You're a sweet, sweet man.

@13 - clearly...you are Andy DICK. Fuck off you stupid douchebag and don't assume you can speak for yourself let alone "all of us"

Beautiful body structure and fantastic back.

she´s skinny as hell and her boobs do sag

still, SHE`S SO FUCKIN BEALTIFUL I CAN´T GET OVER IT

she´s skinny as hell and her boobs do sag

still, SHE`S SO FUCKIN BEALTIFUL I CAN´T GET OVER IT

She really doesn't look all that healthy... The fake boobs just make her look even smaller and more. Stick figure with boobs.. if that is what she was going for then she slam dunked it!

eeew. shes really starting to have that anorexic look now. her arm is sick man. her ass is even droopy. like fucking eat something bitch. i know her ass is hungry. she's probably pullin that model shit where they eat nothing but plain lettuce and smoke all day.

I would hump her ass until I passed out.

I agree with Andy's attempts to thwart the spammers among us. Now, please help SAVE MY DOG! Her name is "Life", because she fills me with so much joy, and since she's a girl dog, well, we want her to breed and sell the puppies, but she, let's face it, an ugly bitch. Please help (time for the caps):

***PLEASE SAVE MY DOG! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HATE STUDS, DON'T WORRY, LIFE'S A BITCH!!!***

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COME ON NOW!!! THIS ISN'T CUTE!!!!

#8 id say a stick and whale are equally bad. i dont wanna fuck a girl whos bones crack when we change positions and her sharp hip and ass bones hurt me nor do i wana fuck a girl whos entire body ripples with every thrust and her being on top is totally out of the question..just sayin.

@6 your whore sister is mine.

Man, I miss pre-crisis Lindsay so much...

Jailbait Lindsay > Crackwhore Lindsay...and I say this as a man, not simply as a pedo...

Anyone for sticky seconds? I've rubbed my moist hairy twat all over every square inch of that bare skin.

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thanks for the support but it didn't work. please forward all your money to my sister Jane.

Because of these pictures I now believe that the holocaust did exist.

I'm really interested to know what books are in her hands. What does a girl of her kind take pleasure in reading?

The books weigh more than her!

I read all of the negative comments about her but I would still bang her like a cheap screen door in a strong wind!

Where's the rest of her?

Freakin' anorexic crack whore.

If she washed herself thouroughly in the shower with lots of soap & spunge, then I'd do her... If I had condoms that is.

She still looks good, but sort of unclean.. you guys know what i'm talking about?

Crazy story! I still think Jenn is hot! My name Hirary like famous Crinton! You can meet Jenn and other still-warm singles at corpsemingle .co m

I like little girls with really big tits.

I know she's crazy as shit, but she has some of the juiciest jugs around. Too bad she's all about the clam...

I'm so glad she stopped using that fake tanner shit.

Her implants are really noticable now. She lost a ton of weight, but her boobs stayed the same size... interesting.

never get over the fact that we have seen her bare naked body, boobs and all, not to mention tons of side boob too
yet there are dumb fucks with no boobs who will claim them fake impants
hahahahhahahahhahahhaha dumb asses hahahahah on more time in ur face

Sorry, Lindsay, I appreciate all this effort, but I'm not attracted to you anymore. You're too crazy, too unstable. I need somebody that I have more in common with. Like Jenn. She's in a late stage of cancer, so she's thin and brownish and sickly looking. It's like looking in the mirror. It's a little difficult getting the dildo in around all her tumors, but I do like sampling her pain meds (if her fucking sister would stop stealing them to give to her pimp...as Jenn would say: "ugh! make me so mad!"). Anyway, good luck with the...um...career.

she looks f-ing hot, i would perfer if she still used the fake tanner sh*t but i would definitely spray all the stickiness off of her with a commercial powerwasher and then go to town on her moldy cunt

Am I wrong in saying she's entering Winehouse territory now?

No wonder she is a lesbian.. I would not fuck that with Rough Daddy's dick. Well maybe Rough Daddy's, but no one else..

Too bad you didn't post the pics of her from this set that have a normal young girl next to her like other sites did. Only then can you really see how fucking gross she looks.

In case ya'll haven't yet figures it out, she always puts fake tanner on when in a bikini to cover up her boob job scars...yeah, those fake implants you can clearly see outlined in these side pics.

I wish this bitch and Kim Kardashian die of swine flu.

Love me some pasty big boobed girl.

She's BEAUTIFUL<3

naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty.

"Bisexual" is a joke. Those girls - and lesbians too, at least the ones who look only halfway like a man - simply need a high-quality ramming by a guy who knows what he's doing. By the time I turned her over and finished with the hair-pulling ass-slapping grand finale, Lindsay would never again even think of licking bloody stanktuna.

@40
I spit my coffee out.

bulimia

Here fake tan makes her look like a leper...

Oh yeah those tits are so not fake...
She has lost 50% body weight but her boobs still remain unchanged!

Fucking bullshit.

And of course by *coffee*, I mean semen.

Sexy underwear is the ultimate aphrodisiac, she looks great! thats a tight as if i ever see one!!

No wonder why shes a lesbian Jimbo?

Eeesshh. She looks like she already has swine flu

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS

I hate mexicans and gays, but I do love me some black folk.

@62: I can.

She should just get it over with and put out a sex tape already. It boosted no ones like Paris & Kim into Stardom. Oh and since she's so far in the crapper she should do some ATM so she can get those "High Quality" rolls.

Then #62 can frap all he wants.

Confusing. Mixed emotions.

good god, no matter how awful she looks (and she does look terrible) there are always some crazy people out there that keep talking about her as if she's hot. all this shit about 'oh i'd love to fap myself silly to that bony, freckled ass'
and all that other shit- i would be willing to bet these are the same people who would STILL love to fuck madonna's bony, old ass too. these are exactly the kinds of people who should NEVER be allowed to spend time alone in a morgue- all of those corpses just waiting to be defiled by those with no standards whatsoever.
people she was never hot. not even accidentally.

She looks really pretty, but it is clear from the last pic that she needs to put on 5 pounds. This type of skinny/ no muscle tone comes from drug use. I wish I could have a svelte dancer figure, but I really love my strong body. She may feel attractive, but how will she feel when someone tries to push her around and she is completely unable to defend herself?

Karen Carpenter would be proud.

One of the world's biggest travesties is when a hot chick gets unattractive, and that's what has happened here. This girl was absolutely SMOKIN' in Mean Girls.

OH my, I love her more than ever now! Please call me Lindsay!!! PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's just on the edge of looking really thin! Now there's a way back for her.But not if she cross the thin line.

One thing is sure,her couchie is licked clean! Unless Samantha Ronson had a survivor course from Bear ofcourse.

THE GOOGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

Grossssssssssss.

GOGGLES*

Seriously, guys, why is this considered sexy and why is she still featured on these sites? If I were a dude, I would be afraid to touch her, let alone have sex with her, for fear of breaking or bruising her.

She's reading a good book there. Jeffrey Gitomer's Teal Book of TRUST. I work for him, now I feel special.

I couldn't be more unerected.

None of you better call her fat, lol! I know how some of ya like to call tiny girls fatsos so I'm sure someone on here will....

Personally, Linds is an inspiration to me to stay out of the fridge and exercise. I may be doing this a little healthier than Ms Lohan, but she does help me stay on track.

No job, crying about money and the inability to get work. What do most people do?

GO TO MAUI.

Die you freckled whore.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Someone feed this girl a hamburger right away! And get the coke out of her purse too.

does she put her self tanner on blindfolded or does she let a blind person airbush her ??? She is streaked and blotch on her arms and legs and nothing on her belly, she needs to but on 10 pounds too

Not sure if want.

Total poseur.

You know - it just ain't sexy when a woman's ass bones jut out like some sort of weird ass wings.

BONER SHRINKER!

such a shame every time this bitch decides to lose a shit load of weight, she's so fun to look at when she's healthy :( she'll pack it on again soon enough.

She must have needed money to fly out there and do this random photo shoot. I wonder what In Touch pays her for this shit.

lindsay needs to drop about 20 more pounds for me to hit that...fat bitch!!

lindsay needs to drop about 20 more pounds for me to hit that...fat bitch!!

where is her back tattoo? la bella vita???

i know the site is meant to bust peoples balls i get that. I have to be honest though this girl gets way to much shit. She brings alot of it on her self acting like a jackass but looks wise i really don't think shes bad at all. If she wanted to fuck anyone on these boards they would say yes with out thinking about it.

It amuses me to see comments like 53's "I'd fuck her so good she'd be straight" or whatever.
Newsflash, boys: YOUR PENIS IS NOT AS GODLY AS YOU THINK IT IS. YES, I AM TALKING TO YOU.
Any girl would prefer a good vibrator, any day. Better, stronger orgasms and we come every time.
Sorry, but that's just life.

She is a lost little girl, brat star and a disgrace!

o.k i will slap and tag that ass all nite long. oxox

@93 can you say that for sure? you slut!

#13,18, 26, 29, 32, 33 , 40 I laughed so fucking hard I snorted cheesecake into my sinuses. Oddly enough, it's only the fruit topping that burns.

These pics are going to bring in the movie offers. I smell an Oscar nomination in the air.

No wait, that's her gaping ass hole I smell. Gotta stop fisting the old bung hole baby.

come down to Texas, Ms. Lohan, so I can feed you a big brisket sandwich

hundredth

holy flat-butt droopy tits...puked in my mouth a bit.

for the idiots that still think her breasts are real: she has practically ZERO body fat on her body, yet still has huge C/D cup breasts. Real breasts are made up of fat and tissue and they change with weight loss and weight gain. No-one would have lost all body fat like Lindsay has and still have those!!! These are fake breasts, 100% guaranteed. so many men think because they hang like real breasts they are real, duh! you have been brainwashed to believe implants look fake as the people who have real good boob jobs dont tell you they are not real. i should know, I have a fucking real looking set myself!

Oompa Loompa is back... with saggy ass cheeks

102, you're an idiot. You cannot lose breast tissue. Boobs are made of fat AND breast tissue. She just happens to have a lot of it.

I'm afraid to look like that :( She's so skinny!

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104.

Breast tissue is FAT! And as with any fat, it's lost when you lose weight. Simple at that. Her tits are 100% fake. She's never had a lot of boobs. They were always fake.

When you lose fat, you lose it everywhere. There is no specific fat loss. Meaning this poor smelly cunt has a good plastic surgeon (her previous boob job was awful!)

Just look @ this:

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/lindsay-lohan-400a051707.jpg

Her "fluctuations" http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/lindsay-lohan-breast-implants.jpg

Jeezus. Who opened the Retard door?

That is one used-up-looking tramp. You can tell that she's had more hits than Google.

@106 breast tissue is composed carbs, lipids and proteins @102 empiricism is not a good source of histological or anatomical knowledge by that logic, you could perform an abortion by having a uterus and @104 is closer. And yes, weight loss begins with high energy molecules like glycogen, then lipids, then proteins, which would delete her breasts, eventually. Any input?
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/360922/mammary-gland

Even if she was a skeleton (more so than she already is) she'd still have humogous hooters, whether she's a lessy or not. If I'd get stranded in Michael Jackson's Never, Never Land with Lindsey Lohan, my life would be complete. If you guys can't get a woody over those BIG titties, you're dead. Personality, character, behavior, etc... matters none as long as she's got 'em and she's got 'em!!! And an ASS I'd bury in my face deep into.

What happened to her.. She looks sick!

my prayers are heared: SHEB IS DYING, folks.
....................HALLELUJA!!

Where's the beach?

I noticed this as well.Where's the beach? I see only a yard.

I like the skanky, dirty, hungry look.

I'd rub oil and mud on her, bend her over a log, reach around and grab her by the nostrils with my middle&ring fingers all the while screaming "It's a Heartache" by Bonnie Tyler.

Once I finished, I'd throw her off me and laugh hysterically "I'm the Bus Driver!"

God that would be good.

She looks good except for the loose skin at such a young age and the virtually non existent buttocks - squats and lunges, please. Sorry honey, but when you're part of an industry that sets unrealistic standards you have to expect said standards to be applied to your own skinny self.

HER BREASTS ARE FAKE.

As a former anorexic, first of all, YOUR BOOBS WILL GO FIRST. Anyone who's lost weight due to an eating disorder will tell you breasts are the first thing to go. Her boobs are obviously fake, there's absolutely NO denying it.

Damn! Bitch need to eat a sandwich

@29 Jesus, that is sick and funny at the same time! LOL

@90 I agree, fucking bitch is way over weight!

I'm sorry, but is it REALLY hard to find a bikini that actually fits properly? Half of her boobs are hanging out, and her breasts need more support than that. They're too saggy for a bikini top like that.

As for the rest of her? She seriously looks disgusting. I don't even hate her anymore. I just feel sorry.

you looks really nice.
sad
but nice.

If they had implants in Auschwitz...

#40 thanks for the laugh, that was awesome!

She's carrying books... really?? She actually reads?

#93, I have yet to meet a woman that prefers a fake dong over a good (real) one. You must be an incredibly poor lay.

#123. GG1000 is our winner today.
Thanks for playing.

Very well said, #66. I couldn't have said it better myself!

Very well said #66 - I couldn't have said better myself!

@106 breast tissue is composed carbs, lipids and proteins
Carbs, lipids and proteins, compose practically everything in your body. That's not the point. Breast tissue is mostly fat.
If you think you don't loose breast tissue from an eating disorder, tell the millions of women who have lost their breasts with severe weight loss that it's just an optical illusion.

Here's her armpit scar:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7851/lindsaylohanarmpitscar.jpg

You will probably claim she "got her lymph nodes removed" or "that's so photoshopped!"

Does anyone else notice that she looks like she needs to "mow the lawn". On one of those pictures it kind of looks like her bikini bottom isn't big enough. That's gross as hell.

I'm sorry to disappoint, but those are heavy hangers and they are real. I've been with some really skinny chicks with large tits and these are no different. Implants stretch the skin and always look unnatural on the top, but not these suckable puppies.

loved that place, especially the breakfast bar ine the mall next door. good karma : )