Apr 10 2009Lindsay Lohan has money for haircuts?
Here's Lindsay Lohan leaving a salon with a new hairdo that she could somehow afford despite no longer having access to Samantha Ronson's credit card. Who knows? Maybe Lindsay's "acting" paid for it. -- AHAHAHA! Oh, man, I crack myself up. She'll be back tomorrow to sweep up hair. I mean, play the part of "Hey, You, Less Red Bull More Sweepy."
If you want to see some other "bitches" getting groomed, scope out the season premiere of Groomer Has It April 11th 9 PM e/p on Animal Planet. Watch them take doggie style to a whole new level in the sneak peek trailer below.

Reader Comments
1. mikeock - April 10, 2009 8:05 AM
I'm waiting for the Britney Break down when she shaves her head. Bald crazy chicks are hot.
2. harrynutz - April 10, 2009 8:06 AM
I wonder if she misses Sam shaving her twat for her?
3. Huge E. Rection - April 10, 2009 8:18 AM
man, even though fucking her would be like banging a bag of rakes, I'd love to take a crack at that little firecrotch.
4. spamfighter - April 10, 2009 8:19 AM
> I wonder if she misses Sam shaving her twat for her?
I do.
5. RichPort's Ghost - April 10, 2009 8:23 AM
I know a FloBee cut when I see one.
6. Sam - April 10, 2009 8:49 AM
She knows what she's doing. Ronson loves using the strapon and Lindsay's flaunting a set of reins. Ronson can almost hear the sound of ass slapping.
7. Obama - April 10, 2009 8:50 AM
It's sad how I have to spread awareness to liberals. Now that you have a HNIC you feel "hope" but not realize that he is the fall boy for a bigger machine. This entity will have the homo erectus move to your neighborhoods and populate. Then they will sell drugs and poison you and you sons. Later in your stupor you will miss while they mate with your daughter and rape your wife. When you come to, 4 years have passed and your home is worth 150K less, you are in rehab, and you have a mongrel living in your home. You can relax in your gated community with the busted gate and shabby weeds and wonder what the fuck happened, but the mistake happened when you had faith in a nigger.
Enjoy your "change"...
8. Vintage ROUGH - April 10, 2009 8:55 AM
Hmmm look whos all cleaned up and no where to go...
-Hey whats that growth on the paps head?
9. angry face - April 10, 2009 8:55 AM
I love her hair, wish i had hair like that.
10. Still White on the Outside - April 10, 2009 9:04 AM
Right on #7!!! I agree that blacks should only be used as labor and as gay soulmates. We all know black people own the drug plantations, the drug transport planes and burros, the distribution networks in the US and have an army of monkeys to force that crap on our innocent pale youth. I wonder how we let them dominate every sport and genre of music, I mean other than synchronized swimming, skiing, hockey and death metal. And why do our kids idolize them and dress and talk (if you can call that arrangement of grunts and mispronunciations "talking") when they have perfectly good people to look up to, like Senator Craig and 43. I wish I had some Christian rock on right now. That hippity hoppity bullcrap makes me wanna kick a beaner. Ok, fine, I don't need an excuse to be a racist asshole.
11. coles - April 10, 2009 9:16 AM
extensions?
12. asldkfj - April 10, 2009 9:26 AM
A goddamn FUCKING advertisement in the MIDDLE of the fucking post?
SO FUCKING TACKY. GOD FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT ON MY FAVORITE WEBSITE
13. Dirk Diggler - April 10, 2009 9:30 AM
I'm starting to get tired of the embedded ads, does anybody think they actually work?
14. 8Way - April 10, 2009 9:32 AM
Ad for doggy grooming show is way lame. In fact I wonder if this entire post was made just for the interstitial ad. Anybody else notice the quality/humor of sfish writing going down too?
15. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - April 10, 2009 9:32 AM
While millions of Americans are out of work, obama wants to import more foreign because "we need their skilled labor". And now, anyone making more than 70K is considered wealthy (I guess they are compaired to the hood rats on welfare) and you can believe in your tax hike next year. Thanks, but you can keep the change.
#3, I think it would be worth is also.
16. Angry Beaver - April 10, 2009 9:36 AM
Oh, she paid for the hair all right...just cost her 30 minutes of playing "hide the banana" with the hairdresser. She's trying to get the taste of meat out of her mouth in the sixth picture.
17. Doom - by design - April 10, 2009 9:47 AM
Anyone here that is not aware that there are machinations managed and plotted by a top tier of elites is a miserable idiots. There are billions of miserable idiots and this is why the top tier can and will do whatever they so choose. Television is now filled with commercials about lawyers advertising their predatory capitalism and good drugs for you and your kids. Botox and breast implants and diet fads oh boy oh boy.
Yeah rap music sure is some entertaining filth aint it! Cult of the strong cool black man and athlete they offer so much...distraction! Keep the dumb fucks preoccupied with mindlessness while they bring in tens of millions of a new race to balance out the dominant whites and not so minority blacks anymore.
Funny, ever stop to think of who runs our banks and who the USA is indebted to? Who the fuck do we owe not only debt to but usurious interest rates on the debt? If you borrow 100 apples from me that is what you owe me. Not 200 or 300.
Who is the Federal Reserve and IRS? Who owns them? Look it up you dumb motherfuckers. Common low grade scum is what the average human being really is. A shame. All the while the masses suffer and the chosen cool rock on in ever increasing luxury! It is no longer luxury anymore it is pure power!
Oh. Fuck you to both political parties. Right and left.
And fuck all these worthless rich celebrites that are engineered to distract us.
18. Still White on the Outside - April 10, 2009 9:49 AM
Hey #15, we should get all the unemployed blacks and latinos to work on our farms. That will increase employment, free up walmart jobs for out of luck whites, and end illegal immigration. And don't you tell me about the political correctness of it all. Seriously, I wipe my ass with $70K. Of course the "k" stand for Kleenex. Shit, they've gotten expensive. And it's the Obamunist's fault.
19. pete - April 10, 2009 10:24 AM
The country will bounce back, it always does. In fact, it's already beginning to happen. Calm down.
I thought conservatives were supposed to be strong stoic men (ok, maybe a few are women). These repetitive comments from thread to thread and day to day are the most "drama queen" sounding of all the comments on this site ("It's a crisisssssss! The country has big isssssssuesssss! I like have like really ssssmart ideassss and nobody's lisssstening to me!!!!!"). An impressive accomplishment, given that this is a celeb blog and there are more than a few flamers and cross-dressers commenting (on the celebs; as opposed to comments posted here because they don't get by the moderators at political blogs). Seriously, fellas, you need to stop with all the verbal head bobbing and head tosses and snaps, or at least take it into the nearest stall (Larry Craig has an iPhone app that can locate it).
20. LA - April 10, 2009 10:35 AM
I wish she'd cut that shit. Too long and stringy! Ugh
21. Lisa - April 10, 2009 10:35 AM
#7.. What a horrible horrible person you are. I'm ashamed that people like you still walk this earth- though I'm amazed you have the brain activity to do so.
22. spindoc - April 10, 2009 10:46 AM
#7, you may want to take an anthropology class...just a thought.
As for Lindsay...all I can say is, I hope that whatever horse tail they used for those tracks was on discount.
23. RichPort's Ghost - April 10, 2009 10:49 AM
Wait... bitch grooming banner ads, Lohan haircut... I'm beginning to see a connection...
I can't wait to see what else #7 will cut and paste!
24. Zanna - April 10, 2009 11:00 AM
Fish, you have THREE ADS on the page. Now you're going to promote it in a post? fuck this.
25. isitin - April 10, 2009 11:08 AM
Someone has to pay for the website to run. The ads help to pay for this. If the fish asked you guys to donate money to help keep this site alive, you cheap assholes wouldn't give him a nickel for support.
26. RichPort's Ghost - April 10, 2009 11:10 AM
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spank his cheeks!
27. Nick - April 10, 2009 11:11 AM
Let's keep harassing her until she kills herself!! Woohoo! Fucking vultures.
28. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - April 10, 2009 11:31 AM
STFU you tedious Americans banging on about your boring economy, I don't give a holy fuck about what you are going through in your ridiculous country, you are getting what you paid for and reaping what you sowed.
I don't bang on about the Irish economy on here (and yes we have problems etc too) , so you lot can STFU and piss off, GOD I hate America.
29. RichPort's Ghost - April 10, 2009 11:38 AM
Fuck off Limey. It's almost Easter... shouldn't you Guinness addicts be getting ready for interdenominational holy war?
30. testington - April 10, 2009 12:04 PM
on the plus side this is the best her hair has looked in like 3 years
31. Richport loves it anal - April 10, 2009 12:05 PM
Truth hurts, don't it gay boy?
32. Randal - April 10, 2009 12:35 PM
Good day, sunshine!
Lindsay, you continue to wear a smile on your face even when haters and downers try to push you toward the crosshairs. You are a beautiful person and your heart will love again, I promise you!
Randal
33. Hey Lady - April 10, 2009 12:44 PM
#29: Hahaha
34. spindoc - April 10, 2009 2:19 PM
#28, did you actually limit it to saying "Yes, we have problems in Ireland"...I think you forgot to mention that your economy is in the complete shitter...why? Because a bunch of American companies left. No problem though, your economy can go back to existing on what it did before......hmmmm..what was that exactly now that Boyzone broke up?
35. I call 'em as I see 'em - April 10, 2009 4:26 PM
She got a haircut? Where? Not on her head, that's for damn sure.
And really, who cares anyway?
36. Gems - April 10, 2009 7:22 PM
jesus christ, i never thought i'd say this but listening to some of you crackpots actually makes me glad to be living in britain. (even though it can be a bit of a joke sometimes)
I agree with Chris rock, who put it perfectly when he said " I ain't scared of Al Qaeda, I'm scared of Al Cracker" !!!!!!! LOL
seriously, keep to your nasty, self-righteous side of the pond.
37. I'm going to be sick - April 10, 2009 8:56 PM
I certanitly hope she didn't tip them. Her hair looks just the same, and I'm still not sure if they washed it or not.
38. Tassia - April 10, 2009 11:53 PM
Her hair is amazing!
I'm jealous :(
39. Clee Clee - April 11, 2009 1:29 AM
Blow it out your ass #7
40. Jordana - April 11, 2009 4:07 AM
This was not just a haircut. There are no less than $2500 worth of hair extensions here...
HAIR EXTENSIONS!!! Get your here...and ask for the Superficial fan discount :)
www.jordanalorraine.com
41. gerard Vandenberg - April 11, 2009 4:16 AM
......................IS THIS A RETORICAL QUESTION, folks?
42. Gando - April 11, 2009 6:40 AM
Great manes! It looks impressive!
43. The Gaborg - April 11, 2009 10:25 AM
Say what you will, but those are killer legs.
One thing about the The Lohun is, no matter how screwed up her life might be, she just keeps getting hotter IMHO.
44. MariC38 - April 11, 2009 2:32 PM
I like that she's going back to more of her natural hair color...I always thought it suited her well...that's about all I have to say for her haha
45. aaron - April 11, 2009 5:21 PM
none of your post are funny. # 2 you are so lame. everyday I see at least 50 moronic people come here and try to be witty like the writer. you all FAIL at life. you will not get hired here, you are not funny, go die
46. this is gossip...not the whitehouse - April 12, 2009 1:21 AM
did any one notice her GINORMOUS hand in the first picture?!?!?! wtf is that?!
47. this is gossip...not the whitehouse - April 12, 2009 1:21 AM
did any one notice her GINORMOUS hand in the first picture?!?!?! wtf is that?!
48. this is gossip...not the whitehouse - April 12, 2009 1:21 AM
did any one notice her GINORMOUS hand in the first picture?!?!?! wtf is that?!
49. book_em_danno - April 12, 2009 2:42 AM
ha ha , adblock wins. bye bye buzznet.
50. Narcissist - April 12, 2009 8:32 AM
Hair looks cleaner.
51. true indeed - April 12, 2009 9:27 AM
11. coles - April 10, 2009 9:16 AM
"extensions?"
THIS.
52. Jamie's Uterus - April 12, 2009 1:56 PM
Where is her orange Mother in all this drama, and the really old looking yet teen ragged out sister? Shouldn't they be helping their gravy train get back to work so they can continue to live off her?
53. The Gaborg - April 13, 2009 3:43 PM
OMG, 46 you're right!!! And so are 47 and 48, in case you don't actually have ADHD and three random people just happened to simultaneously post the exact same comment.
Anywhizzy, her hand does look totally freaky on that pic.
It's like the Hand That Shakes The uh, Barley. Under the Craddle. You know.
54. ferlo - April 13, 2009 8:57 PM
she looks good..
55. lisha - April 15, 2009 8:36 PM
why the fuck is there a fucking ad embedded in this post?? about a DOG GROOMING SHOW?!?! who the fuck would spend their time watching such crap, honestly im sure no one has anything better to do at 9 on a saturday night??...god, whatever happened to TV...all new meaning to idiot box...