Apr 3 2009Lindsay Lohan crashes Lily Allen concert
Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to be the one with the balls in her relationship last night and walked on stage, uninvited, during Lily Allen's concert in LA. Reader Amy writes in:
Lindsay totally invited herself on stage during the encore, tapped Lily on the shoulder, and proceeded to dance for a few awkward seconds while Lily continued to sing 'Womanizer' and ignore her.
So, wait, Lily Allen was singing a Britney Spears' song while Lindsay Lohan was on stage? And yet somehow this didn't summon a seven-headed hydra? *looks at Bible* Are you ever right?!
Lindsay at the 3:30 mark:

Reader Comments
1. Boston_Freek - April 3, 2009 10:57 AM
FIRST.....and no I don't have a life
2. NipTuck - April 3, 2009 10:59 AM
owned.
3. Durden - April 3, 2009 11:00 AM
What a selfish cunt. I know I haven't grown up with flashing lights all around and I don't have the self-centeredness of these "celebrity" fucktards, but how full of your own saggy tits do you have to be to crash someone else's concert? I hope she gets a rash down there.
4. Eva - April 3, 2009 11:02 AM
Ha! That's actually kinda funny. Lindsay was expecting more mic time, wa wa waaa!
5. Darth - April 3, 2009 11:06 AM
Wasn't that BS song
6. Holyfuck - April 3, 2009 11:09 AM
I will never get those 4:47 back. That time would have been better spent punching myself in the face.
7. VtFarmboy - April 3, 2009 11:09 AM
OMG I am no lilly allen fan but the real news here is lilly is actually singing the song. I mean when was the last time you saw britney sing one of her own songs on stage. As far as Linsey Lohan goes..... who cares we want the news that matters!!!!
8. brooke - April 3, 2009 11:09 AM
She dances like a beached whale
9. rm - April 3, 2009 11:10 AM
sad. some people should just accept their careers have become trainwrecks and let themselves fade into oblivion. 2 or 3 years ago lilly would have made out with lindsay on stage for the press now shes just a stupid awkward flake that can't get enough attention. someone put her in a closet or something, she doesn't even 'act' any more... why is she still famous?
10. Photoshop Police - April 3, 2009 11:11 AM
have we defined 'rock bottom' for lindsey yet?
if not, this might be a good sign that we're almost there.
11. Gando - April 3, 2009 11:11 AM
Background singer ambition
12. RichPort's Ghost - April 3, 2009 11:12 AM
Talk about stumbling onto the wrong stage during a cocaine blackout.
13. Nick - April 3, 2009 11:13 AM
That was random. Why would Lindsay just pop on stage? Lily handled it well by just going on with her show
14. Nero - April 3, 2009 11:15 AM
Background dance hugger
15. Nick - April 3, 2009 11:15 AM
And didn't Lindsay get mad at Samantha Ronson before when Sam played one of Britney's songs (in fact, I think she got mad at her for playing Womanizer...)?
16. Sauron - April 3, 2009 11:18 AM
Lily Allen womanizes Lindsay Lohan
17. havoc - April 3, 2009 11:21 AM
That was PATHETIC. Crashing live shows now?
.
18. Rhialto - April 3, 2009 11:25 AM
Hola.
19. dot - April 3, 2009 11:27 AM
You have a strange definition of "ignore."
20. Vintage ROUGH - April 3, 2009 11:31 AM
Any news, if Lillys floppies accidently spilled...
21. Rae - April 3, 2009 11:33 AM
i love lily allen but lindsay is a fucking cunt. i wish she would have just decked her in the head.
22. Zanna - April 3, 2009 11:36 AM
Lily should have kicked her in the meatcurtains.
23. joho777 - April 3, 2009 11:39 AM
Lindsay has always been desperate for publicity and fame. And famous for inappropriate behavior when she is drunk and coked-up.
Lindsay will never get a concert of her own. She is so past her fifteen minutes!
What a loser.
24. Rock bottom - April 3, 2009 11:40 AM
That is the saddest fucking thing I've seen in my life, isn't it bad enough her new movie is going stright to TV now she got blown off by lily HA!
Sucks to be Lindsay these days.
25. Sheva - April 3, 2009 11:44 AM
Gosh, how far will an attention whore go? Clearly, the end of the line has arrived.
And that look and sound by Lilly Allen not very impressive.
Guess you have to be 19 or 20 and think it's great or something.
26. ishi-san - April 3, 2009 11:48 AM
Too much coke makes you do things like this! ....oh right, Lindsay doesn't do drugs or lie! *hahaha
27. Kay - April 3, 2009 11:52 AM
LOL @ 22. Meatcurtains.
This is sooooo awkward. Her and Lily are somewhat friends - remember when they got those Shhh tats?
Looks like Lindsay was unimpressed that Lily didn't make her the focus of the show when she walked on... what the hell did she go on stage for? She barely sang or danced, that was so attention seeking. Oh LiLo... I love her for the endless entertainment she provides.
28. RichPort's Ghost - April 3, 2009 11:53 AM
#22 - And risk burnt toes?
29. Spo - April 3, 2009 11:59 AM
I bet tomorrow's Superficial Headlines will read: Lily Allen's fur coat is missing.
30. Spo - April 3, 2009 11:59 AM
I bet tomorrow's Superficial Headlines will read: Lily Allen's fur coat is missing.
31. your mammajamma - April 3, 2009 11:59 AM
this is so sad
32. friendlyfires - April 3, 2009 12:02 PM
It was a non-event, nobody really cared or even recognized it was Lindsay Lohan, and Jaysus Key Riest, is Lily Allen as flabby and out of shape as a Harry Hines streetwalker, circa 1985. The acoustics were horrible in that din, not what I call a premium concert venue for music of that ilk, or perhaps the sound board guy had so much blow, he didn't care, thus we get concert experience not unlike Flatbush Ave cockroaches rustling at the bottom of galvanized steel trash receptacles at dawn.
When is Lily Allen going to appear on Ellen and flash her third nipple?
33. mafme - April 3, 2009 12:06 PM
I'm actually embarrassed for her.
34. Zanna - April 3, 2009 12:06 PM
@28 - no shit. That firecrotch could melt steel toed boots.
35. GuyHolly - April 3, 2009 12:10 PM
@34 that's what roadies are for. Take one for the team boy!!
36. bitches - April 3, 2009 12:22 PM
two equally talentless cunts... blleeeeeeergh
37. Newcastle - April 3, 2009 12:23 PM
What a fucking train wreck.
38. bitches - April 3, 2009 12:26 PM
two equally talentless cunts... blleeeeeeergh
39. RichPort's Ghost - April 3, 2009 12:26 PM
#34 - I hear Samantha Ronson puts aluminum foil on her tongue.
40. Amaranth - April 3, 2009 12:29 PM
who the fuck is that slam pig on stage?
41. Sportsdvl - April 3, 2009 12:46 PM
What a conceited c*nt to just walk out on stage while someone else is performing. Lohan needs to just OD and drop dead. She's completely talentless and has lost her own career and is begging for attention with stupid stunts like this.
42. not impressed - April 3, 2009 12:51 PM
wow... what a totally uninspiring performance. i might have fallen asleep if it weren't for the crazy light show. the whole audience must have either been high or threatened with cattleprods to cheer.
43. Bobaloo - April 3, 2009 1:03 PM
Better living through chemistry.
44. jrz - April 3, 2009 1:28 PM
Summon a 7-headed Hydra?
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
45. drew - April 3, 2009 1:35 PM
Did anybody actually watch this? Lily hugs her, sings the song to her and they dance together. Can we please not overblow silly shit?
46. Famous Plastic - April 3, 2009 1:51 PM
Britney Spears' "people" should give "Womanizer" to Lily, since she has actually sung the song (unlike Britney, who just moves her lips along with the record)
47. Dubya - April 3, 2009 1:54 PM
"while Lily continued to sing 'Womanizer' and ignore her."
Superfish = Fail!
48. richard - April 3, 2009 2:01 PM
The funny thing about pop acts like Spears or Madonna (or whoever this Allen person is)? Their voices and lyrics usually stink, but their live musicians are usually top notch -- like Jennifer Batten and Muzz Skillings backing Michael Jackson. Don't know who's drumming here, but he has some sweet ride cymbal chops.
49. parker - April 3, 2009 2:02 PM
hahaha, what a stupid bitch! no one likes you lindsay, and you're music career is a flash fried flounder. you've got nothing good going for you. you're an ugly ginger twerp!
50. I CALL LINDSAY A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - April 3, 2009 2:43 PM
Whore!
I love it. First paris crashes a popular DJ's booth, then this cunt crashes Lily Allen's stage. These two are like long lost twin pieces of vapid shit. It's all good, give Miley a couple years and it will be a threesome.
51. dew - April 3, 2009 2:55 PM
Someone should start a pool for when Lindsey will shave her head, because she craves attention, media, and limelight almost more than cocaine.
52. Dice - April 3, 2009 3:04 PM
Can anyone say 'desperate'?
http://www.thefamousphere.com
53. andy - April 3, 2009 3:07 PM
awwwwkwwarrrdd
54. chadisrad - April 3, 2009 3:31 PM
Am I missing something? Who the FUCK is Lily Allen? Does she sing her own songs or is she just a glamorized hotel bar singer?
55. bop - April 3, 2009 3:37 PM
Lily Allen is great. Lindsay Lohan is DIsgusting. Disgusting
56. RickenBat - April 3, 2009 4:12 PM
The show was great. and Vintage ROUGH, Lily's floppies were well behaved and clothed.
57. Funeral Guy - April 3, 2009 4:34 PM
Good lord, where to start. First of all, Lily Allan is a marginally talented ass clown who apparently isn't aware that George Bush is no longer the president. (Apparently Lily is giving a big shout out Fuck You to GWB at her shows. Yeah, Lily, scary good job that the new guy is doing. Keep it up.) Secondly, Lily Allen is plain Jane Fugly with a dumpy ass, piano legs and badly shaped titties. As to the Blohan. Girl...you are a total embarrassment. You need to go to a gay marriage statep, pledge your troth to that little troll that you scissor with, buy a kid or two then stay away and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
58. Zizi - April 3, 2009 4:40 PM
lol that was great! stupid redhead cunt embarrassed herself real good. I would have dug a hole and buried myself after that.....
59. VtFarmboy - April 3, 2009 4:40 PM
It just occured to me. Lilly Allen is the voice on Womanizer that britneys people used.......... We have solved one of lifes great misteries! It was lilly after all!! Britney cant sing Lilly cant dance What a team!!
60. stoplookingatme - April 3, 2009 4:58 PM
@32: Harry Hines hooker - lol. I miss Dallas! (But not 1985...)
61. Brewser - April 3, 2009 5:51 PM
hmm.. she's obviously messed up. but I think she was genuinely showing support..
62. dude - April 3, 2009 10:00 PM
What Lohan did is NOTHING compared to for instance how former Dolls guitarist Johnny Thunders used to show up at other peoples gigs in NY, smacked out of his nut, and just plug in his guitar and start playing (tho he was def a great guitarist once); and Robin Assclown Williams also invited himself on stage during a few comedy shows in the past and started his retarded shit in the middle of other peoples acts like a cunt. Maybe Lindsay just likes that song wtf give her a break. I'd still do her, condom notwithstanding. Strangely enough though lately i think i'd also like to do Lily Allen. She's hit or miss but fuckinell when she's on she is SEXXSEEEE!!!
63. krbcan - April 3, 2009 10:02 PM
Lindsay is so pathetic and desperate that it boggles the mind. What in the world was she thinking? This makes her look like a complete idiot who is just nothing but an untalented attention-whore.
64. Anon - April 3, 2009 10:27 PM
Would have been awesome if Lily broke out into her song "Fuck You" :)
65. missywissy - April 3, 2009 11:27 PM
Now, how come this gal can sing a Britney Spears song LIVE, but Britney Spears can't sing a Britney Spears song live????
Didn't Lindsay put an album out a few years back??? Why the hell did she look so awkward on the stage??? Girl can't share a stage????
66. tictoc - April 3, 2009 11:33 PM
Lily Allen is looking pretty good here.
Cute, in a newly-kinda-slimmed-down way. Cynical. Sings. Likes to get loaded.
She shall be mine.
67. Jimmy Fallon - April 4, 2009 12:45 AM
Maybe if she'd get no press at all she'd slice her wrists for attention. Dead press is still press, right..... Lindsay?
68. Danklin24 - April 4, 2009 1:31 AM
Surprise! This song still sucks ass.
69. gerard Vandenberg - April 4, 2009 1:36 AM
PROFESSIONALLY LOSERS ALWAYS DO THESE KIND OF THINGS, folks!!
(got something to do with jealousness)
70. Lily Fan Ally - April 4, 2009 2:12 AM
I was at the concert, didn't have the best seats but you would see the stage from anywhere in that place. I did not even notice Lindsay on stage. That is how much Lily didn't pay attention to Lindsay. lol its kind of sad but I seriously did not notice Lindsay on stage.
71. Lolomg - April 4, 2009 4:41 AM
I like how she just walks on there with this stupid grin and looks around like "omg how on earth did i get here....where am i? who are all these adoring fans?" like she is a big clumsy monster, staggering out into the light for the first time.
72. Charley Kane - April 4, 2009 5:57 AM
Perhaps Lohan thought the song was about her.
73. Charley Kane - April 4, 2009 6:07 AM
non event
74. mikeock - April 4, 2009 7:05 AM
what happened to her tits?
75. mikeock - April 4, 2009 7:10 AM
Know what's worse than Lindsay Lohan singing with Lily Allen? There are GUYS in the audience. What the what? All the tickets to the gun show were sold out? Their testicles suddenly fell off outside Ticketmaster?
That's sad.
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77. farty mcshitface - April 4, 2009 11:58 AM
ok, i'm trying to figure out who lilly allen is. what has she done? i've never heard of her berfore. hohan, if you have resorted to crashing some nobody chicks little performance- you really got nothing going on.
and it is so funny!!! i want the bitch to be broke broke broke!!!!!!!
78. herbiefrog - April 4, 2009 4:45 PM
fiorarina ?
[yes it did look a bit enbarrasing...
[[however... friends : ))
say no more
79. 2 shoes & a sock - April 5, 2009 10:47 AM
Who the fuck are you really.....? Just because you don't know who Lily Allen is she isn't famous....? Why the fuck would you be angry with her if you don't know who she is...? Find something that suits your own fucked up low self esteem, instead of lowering your expectations to somebody you don't like and taking out on other people. She's been nominated for 5 Brit awards, hosted her own chat show, she's done numerous television appearances, and currently, has the #1 best selling single in Great Britain. That's why she gets booked on Jay Leno and the Today show (twice) Her shows are doing very well in America. Lily Allen is a nice person she has a funny, real, very down to earth personality.
80. niki noodles - April 5, 2009 12:15 PM
The so called writer of this stupid report, has to confirm 3 times that Lindsay Lohan walked on to the stage, and still doesn't sound sure about what happened after it was posted on video tape. And yet everybody else wants to sound just as stupid as the reporter. Assholes!!!
81. sowat - July 24, 2009 12:58 PM
So much fun reading all the post....funny! i never spend time reading this kind of sites, simply because I have no time and life is to short to be such a pathetic and depressive cunt to spend days writing horrible things about people you haven't even meet!! Luckily!" (NOT really) today I have spent the day at home with the flu...and I decided to surf the internet...
Really...gives me the impression that the americans are all crazy, not everything seems to be working properly in ur brains...what is wrong with u guys!? how can 2 girls so much bad criticism from all of u....little shits? Maybe u all need to find some extra activities....like go to the psychologist and stuff...just to double check that all is working up there....I don't know....have u ever thought about it?? mmm
AH! don't bother replying to my post, I won't be coming back to check your sad reactions...and as I don't get the flu that often....I wont be losing my time in this kind of web sites.
You are all a bunch of looser u know!? at least, Lindsey and Lily get paid for behaving like a loser...and most of the money come from people like U!
Later!