Apr 15 2009Laura Vandervoort might be hot
Here's Laura Vandervoort of Smallville fame attending the premiere of Into the Blue 2, and yes, I'm only posting these because I'm a dork. But don't laugh at me or I'll make Level 7 Paladin love to your girlfriend. Depending on the roll of my 12-sided-die that is. *rolls* A 10! Gonna need a broadsword. And some pudding.

Reader Comments
1. Lala - April 15, 2009 11:56 PM
Hi. Who is this?
2. Lala - April 15, 2009 11:57 PM
Oh, am I first? That's wonderful!
3. Arvin - April 16, 2009 12:06 AM
whoever said anna faris was a butterface: laura vandervoort, butterface defined.
4. Lala - April 16, 2009 12:18 AM
Anna Faris is fugly.
5. Lee - April 16, 2009 12:40 AM
I heard she's still a virgin you know, god I'd love to do naughty shit to her until I couldn't walk...
6. Coffee - April 16, 2009 1:07 AM
You're all retarded. Girl is cute as hell and her body is fantastic.
But I'm sure you're all dating models and would turn her down.
stupid internet dorks.
7. sin - April 16, 2009 1:10 AM
I will never watch that show, but WOW. She looks good. She needs to either cover up the tan lines or show all of her tan lines, you know what I mean. Get Nekid!!
8. A Really Hot Girl - April 16, 2009 1:29 AM
Butterface!!!! Round like a circle.
@5 suuurrrre she is.... yeah definitely.......
9. SaraDevil - April 16, 2009 1:30 AM
Aw Superfish, for you, I'll put on my wizard robe and hat.
10. S - April 16, 2009 2:06 AM
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=kiodot1a6j0i3p2ijsb7pkv81z5t
11. poop - April 16, 2009 2:09 AM
she's better lookin than anna faris for sure.
but anna is probably a better actress
12. UltraSly - April 16, 2009 2:30 AM
@5 Spears used to say the same thing and turns out she lost it when she was like, what 9? Adriana Lima..., virgin until marriage, sure. Miley Cyrus?. Where is her purity ring huh...huhh?
13. Binky - April 16, 2009 3:00 AM
Well - ok. I was thinkin' she was Dutch.
Turns out she's like a Canadian comrade.
Was even on 'Falcon Beach'....
And my sources are now saying this 'Into The Blue 2' could be the new Citizen Kane. ( But much like 'Dancing With The Stars' - special effects had to work wonders with her ass antlers) ( Not that I've seen the show) ( Although I've heard Rascal Flat's 'There's gonna be Revolution' got an extended standing O from the crowd and an '11' from Len. That type of thing)
Of course - my sources HAVE been wrong before.
Whatever Laura - Call me.
14. superficial - April 16, 2009 3:22 AM
the Superficial writer's dick has never touched anything even remotely like this. And yet, she "might be hot?" LOL this site is hilarious. I LAV it
15. Tony @ free sports picks - April 16, 2009 3:53 AM
This woman is very attractive. Her outfit is fantastic.
Tony
16. helloooo - April 16, 2009 4:27 AM
Butterface? Whatever, she is very pretty and natural looking
17. Narcissist - April 16, 2009 4:52 AM
They got some nice pictures of her. Chins slightly undershot. I forgive her!
Unless she's done something different since May 08, I suspect there's a butt-shaper gadget under that dress.
18. dude - April 16, 2009 6:54 AM
LOL @, not w/, anyone who says shes a butterface
19. Rough Daddy - April 16, 2009 7:10 AM
Might be? you can put this chic in a hoody and sweat pants shell still be hot,,,check out the leg work...although I dont remember her from smallville!
20. Pilatunes - April 16, 2009 7:40 AM
Thank God for this post. There's been some real horrors here lately.
Niiiice looking woman.
21. haylo - April 16, 2009 7:50 AM
nomnomnomnom
22. haylo - April 16, 2009 7:55 AM
nomnomnomnom
23. Dark haired beauty - April 16, 2009 8:00 AM
a pity these air-headed blondes are going to bred out of existence - as they should. These idiots have caused more suffering for the human race...
24. RichPort's Ghost - April 16, 2009 8:03 AM
She should really show the rest of her tan lines.
25. Parker - April 16, 2009 8:06 AM
I could totally see myself bending her over a table to plunge my penis in her pooper. I can also totally see her enjoying this very much.
26. Kels - April 16, 2009 8:11 AM
I think anyone who would call her a butterface is probably a bitter 450 pound woman, someone with very poor eyesite or both.
27. Level 19 Paladin - April 16, 2009 8:22 AM
Dude, you totally miffed on the 12 sided die comment. You and I both know you need to roll a 20 sided, add your seduction skill, and beat the challenge rating. Duh! (then the Dungeon Master will totally let you sniff her bung and stroke her nipples all night long. that's what you do to girls, right?)
28. mikeock - April 16, 2009 8:25 AM
I don't know who she is, but I'd have her face looking like a glazed donut in about 30 seconds.
29. Max - April 16, 2009 8:33 AM
I don't understand the butterface comments. Cmon, this isn't Katie Holmes we're talking about. This chick is 100% fuckable, imo. And yes, I'd hit it and quit it.
30. Rough Daddy - April 16, 2009 8:48 AM
That face was constructed by the greek god of beauty himself,,,now hush!
31. Gando - April 16, 2009 9:01 AM
Who is this cutie?
32. Tee - April 16, 2009 9:14 AM
Check out the woman in the background--far left. Jennifer Aniston in about 2 years?
33. ph7 - April 16, 2009 9:20 AM
Average California blonde = cute, long legs, but a dime a dozen. Move along.
Call us back when you decide to get a lot more naked.
34. RichPort's Ghost - April 16, 2009 9:30 AM
Yea... I could see stopping up her farter...
35. havoc - April 16, 2009 9:34 AM
Oh hell yeah.....
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36. Nero - April 16, 2009 9:53 AM
Wow!
37. loser - April 16, 2009 10:03 AM
Get the viruses off your site, Fish. I just had a Trojan blocked. So much for safe surfing . . .
I am not making this up.
38. Cadillac Jack - April 16, 2009 10:04 AM
@29
The guys leaving the buttaface comments are gay.
39. RichPort's Ghost - April 16, 2009 10:25 AM
#37 - I once had a trojan blocked... the bitch changed her mind so I whacked off instead...
40. Frank N Stein - April 16, 2009 10:39 AM
I would hit many times.
41. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - April 16, 2009 10:45 AM
She is totally hot, check out this clip from Smallville .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gGPLfXjK9o
42. NATALIE - April 16, 2009 11:57 AM
@33 "Average California blonde = cute, long legs, but a dime a dozen. Move along. "
AS OPPOSED TO:
Average (insert state here) brown hair = fat ass, normal, broke, ugly, who are probably on welfare, who come a dime a dozen...
this girl is hot successful and does not need to take her clothes off to prove it.
43. WE RUN THIS CITY. - April 16, 2009 12:07 PM
and "fish" you might be a homosexual
44. Lala - April 16, 2009 12:09 PM
Why'd you change *is hot* to *might be hot* in the title?
45. therusskie - April 16, 2009 2:23 PM
Pretty girl, with lovely features and delightful figure. Cheap looking dress tho.
46. JPRichardson - April 16, 2009 3:53 PM
Finally a gorgeous female with a beautiful face and a stunning body. More please!
She looks good in bikini: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
47. alfalfa - April 16, 2009 6:40 PM
Laura WhoDaFuck?
48. ~ - April 16, 2009 8:33 PM
She has quite an overbite but shes still very cute ^_^
49. Airmail56 - April 16, 2009 8:34 PM
Nothing finer than a pretty Dutch girl first thing in the morning!
50. huh? - April 16, 2009 9:40 PM
you want me to be honest? shes cute , but her legs are unfortunate...when she gets nice legs then she well be in the "hot" category.
51. gerard Vandenberg - April 17, 2009 12:41 AM
....................OR SHE MIGHT BE NOT?
52. erku - April 17, 2009 1:37 AM
She is hot. Nice dress shows her amazing curves. Give me more this woman.....
53. I like Laura - April 18, 2009 5:28 AM
I almost always just troll this place, but for once I found someone I like. Laura's beautiful, and she's also a blackbelt in karate.
Honestly, I don't know whether I want her to have sex with me, or watch her beat the living shit out of most of the mindless PC sheeple that post here. Either one would give me more than one orgasm.
Oh wait, I know! I'll do her doggy style while she thumbs out Kim Kardashian's eyeballs! Perfect!
54. Teef - April 19, 2009 7:22 AM
Stunner
55. uberdude - April 25, 2009 3:40 AM
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=v7ej0j2mlwxaolmn6ngu4jfkocsf7
56. uberdude - April 25, 2009 3:40 AM
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=v7ej0j2mlwxaolmn6ngu4jfkocsf7
57. Pierre des JARDINS - September 15, 2009 10:14 PM
Laura VANDERVOORT is a godess who, accidentally, got on this planet Earth and decided not to stay on Olympus. This is the way I see her.