Lady GaGa shouldn't be allowed near tape
Lady GaGa decided to pull the ol' "Pretend to Take Pictures of the Paparazzi" routine last night while leaving Bungalow 8 in London. It's a celeb tactic to deter the paps from taking shots because your face is obscured. Of course, it's slightly more effective when, I dunno, you're not wearing a see-through shirt with tape over your nipples. Seriously, she might as well have taken her top off and yelled "Cheese!"

Reader Comments
1. bakinmycake - April 17, 2009 11:24 AM
Is that Joan River's breast?
2. Steve - April 17, 2009 11:25 AM
Hot (and first)
3. RichPort's Ghost - April 17, 2009 11:28 AM
That'll leave a mark.
4. jrz - April 17, 2009 11:28 AM
She's got like.... a maurauding nipple or somethign....it's over there, it's over here....
5. Someone Else - April 17, 2009 11:32 AM
For some reason i was thinking about endless pancakes at IHOP.
6. Bosco - April 17, 2009 11:34 AM
I clicked on full size pic but the tape didn't disappear. What gives?
7. tripler - April 17, 2009 11:41 AM
you know, in my country, gaga is a word that means stupid. guess it suits her.
8. Soop - April 17, 2009 11:42 AM
Why is this whore famous?
9. Frank N Stein - April 17, 2009 11:44 AM
I'd go gaga when motorboating those babies.
10. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - April 17, 2009 11:45 AM
Who the hell shoots with a Nikon anymore?
11. Objection sustained - April 17, 2009 11:48 AM
@8
All whores are famous now. It used to be a limitation, now being shallow is hip or something. I don't know, I'm getting old.
12. AbsolutNico - April 17, 2009 11:52 AM
she has strech marks all over her tits
13. dude - April 17, 2009 11:56 AM
another fantasy ruined. Her tits are gross for being so young. They are nasty, stretch marked, and resemble a golf ball hanging in a nylon sock.
14. Tapeworm - April 17, 2009 12:00 PM
How about the clit ring from a couple months ago?
15. RichPort's Ghost - April 17, 2009 12:00 PM
She and Amy Winehouse should have a floppy tit off...
Hey! Who threw my fried eggs on the wall???
16. oscar - April 17, 2009 12:01 PM
what a suprise.. we finally get some semi-nudity from gaga. i expected something a little more explicit to be honest lol
17. why not? - April 17, 2009 12:06 PM
Her titties look like they went 15 rounds with a boxing kangaroo.
18. Dean - April 17, 2009 12:11 PM
Those are two poor excuses for breasts.They look awful.
19. Mel - April 17, 2009 12:12 PM
Stretch marks are gross.
20. GuyHolly - April 17, 2009 12:16 PM
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Hey at least their real.
21. Bmurphy72 - April 17, 2009 12:25 PM
If you seen one boobie you want to see all boobies, no matter what size, shape, or condition. You will look for at least a minute no matter how bad.
Plus I'd rather see her's than Pa-std's-ris's
22. Janey - April 17, 2009 12:28 PM
It's a real fucking shame that you can't see MY tits. Their power is unstoppable.
23. Shaved Muffin - April 17, 2009 12:28 PM
I've seen better in National Geographic. That aside, I love Lady Gaga.
24. GuyHolly - April 17, 2009 12:30 PM
@22 Janey show us your tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25. m - April 17, 2009 12:30 PM
Those are so NASTY breasts! Look at the STRETCH MARKS!
26. allenlove - April 17, 2009 12:38 PM
is she !!! i saw her photos on a tall celeb site,seems named :"
___Tallmingle...c o m ",you know?
27. RichPort's Ghost - April 17, 2009 12:43 PM
#22 - I've seen yours... God spoke to me later that day. Ok, fine... "oh GOD!!!!" spoke to me when I began to spontaneously ejaculate.
28. Darth - April 17, 2009 12:48 PM
I couldn't almost believe how short she is.
29. Darth - April 17, 2009 12:50 PM
I'm with head and shoulders taller than she is!
30. Nero - April 17, 2009 12:52 PM
I was astonished! I'm even much taller than her!
31. RichPort's Ghost - April 17, 2009 12:52 PM
#29 - What the fuck does shampoo have to do with height?
32. Rhialto - April 17, 2009 12:55 PM
#29 He doesn't have even hair! Are you getting paid?
33. Jrz - April 17, 2009 12:58 PM
I don't understand #29
34. His Huge Greatness Himself - April 17, 2009 1:01 PM
There's a hidden message. . .
35. RichPort's Ghost - April 17, 2009 1:04 PM
JRRRRRZ! How the boy doing? Please tell me you let him bite that dawg back.
36. Rhialto - April 17, 2009 1:04 PM
Eww! Don't expect any head from me! Do i've to do more shoulder exercises?
37. Amy - April 17, 2009 1:04 PM
Is it just me, or does the chick behind her remind you of the wife from "The Shining?"
38. Funeral Guy - April 17, 2009 1:06 PM
This chick needs to obscure her face because it's a face that needs obscuring. Nice bod though, I'll give her that.
39. claire - April 17, 2009 1:24 PM
Have you ever seen Gummo? *shudders*
40. therusskie - April 17, 2009 1:37 PM
One word for Gaga: BRA!
41. Mr. Jones - April 17, 2009 1:58 PM
Chesticles are totally going east and west. Like two kids in the backseat who hate each other.
42. Max Planck - April 17, 2009 2:03 PM
Gagas Tatas
43. Annalisa - April 17, 2009 2:05 PM
I'd still hit it.
44. Courtyardpigeon - April 17, 2009 2:39 PM
I can't wait until the 80's are over again.
45. Fas(c)hionista - April 17, 2009 2:48 PM
The breast tape holding her blouse in place is pretty distracting, too, since it's pulling and making her tits look weird. Er.
46. drew - April 17, 2009 3:09 PM
X marks the spot
47. gorillabundy - April 17, 2009 3:19 PM
I bet she has prettier breasts than everyone commenting.
48. miss m - April 17, 2009 4:17 PM
Meat flaps... ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Otherwise, the rest of her body is pretty nice.
49. miss m - April 17, 2009 4:18 PM
Meat flaps... ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Otherwise, the rest of her body is pretty nice.
50. Sookie - April 17, 2009 4:20 PM
I love Lady Gaga. And her breasts are natural and if they have stretc h marks its because she probably lost some weight and it came off there. She is way prettier and more talented than Rumer Willis, the Kardashians, Amy Winehouse, Lindsey Lohan, Samatha Ronson and all of the other idiots that everyone blogs about.
51. dude - April 17, 2009 4:35 PM
nothing wrong with her tits that a masectomy couldn't fix. Either that or Sham-WOW!
52. imagen - April 17, 2009 4:50 PM
Dude seriously, it looks like she's breastfed a couple kids for a few years. How are her boobs so droopy and stretchmarked, even if she gained and lost weight? I've never seen boobs like that on someone who hasn't had a child and even then....
53. brian t - April 17, 2009 6:46 PM
I bet that's electrical insulating tape, 'cos those things are shocking.
54. lady gaga is a man - April 17, 2009 7:33 PM
Those disgusting frankenstien tits are the result of the hormones and surgery to turn this man into a barely passable "female".
55. Tom K - April 17, 2009 7:55 PM
Why do her tits look so bad?!
56. Fati - April 17, 2009 10:39 PM
Her boobs are ugly. She should never show them. Or get a tuck. I just lost my appetite. Fuck you, Gogo.
57. Jon - April 17, 2009 10:49 PM
'least they real yo!
58. liz4sale - April 18, 2009 12:25 AM
what r u guys talkin about? i dont see any stretch marks. just some clear tape and some black tape. the tape is just pullin on her skin thats all. they arent the worst boobs ever, come on now. all natural boobs have a little hang to them. everyone is just too used to seeing silicone balls on all the celebrities chests. any girl that has real boobs or any guy thats seen real boobs knows these arent bad.
59. liz4sale - April 18, 2009 12:27 AM
the sunglasses at night thing is getting a little tired tho, thats for sure. lame.
60. Mike Walker - April 18, 2009 12:31 AM
I'm pert plus prettier than her.
61. Mike Walker - April 18, 2009 12:34 AM
#50 - Rocky Dennis is prettier than Rumer Willis.
62. gerard Vandenberg - April 18, 2009 12:44 AM
THIS MAKES ME CURIOUS HOW HER THONG LOOKS LIKE, folks?
63. Melissa - April 18, 2009 12:58 AM
#49 clearly doesn't know what "meat flaps" really are...
Perhaps she had big fakies before when she was a "dancer"... would explain the situation. A chick that is that fit just shouldn't have knockers like that.
64. Kristen, Lady GaGa's #1 Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - April 18, 2009 5:58 AM
You sick racist pieces of shit! You can never NEVER post anything about Lady GaGa on this sick racist site again! DO YOU HERE ME???
LADY GAGA IS THE GREATEST SINGER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN, AND CAN NOT BE ASSOCIATED WITH RACISM!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WHITE RACIST REDNECK TRAILER TRASH WHO ARE TOO UNCLEAN TO EVEN LOOK AT LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
65. Narcissist - April 18, 2009 6:00 AM
Shelley Duvall still alive, hanging around behind Lady Gaga.
HEY, could the "stretch marks" actually be that rubber cement stuff that's holding her top on in pic 10 (9, 2nd on bottom row)?
Enough mystery Gaga, get naked. No tops, no bottoms. No more.
66. spamfighter - April 18, 2009 7:38 AM
On April 18, 2009 5:58 AM Kristen, Lady GaGa's #1 Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dribbled onto the keyboard:
"You sick racist pieces of shit! You can never NEVER post anything about Lady GaGa on this sick racist site again! DO YOU HERE ME???"
Where do I start? Let's see
1. when someone decries an artist you like, it doesn't make them racist.
2. Lady Gaga is far from the greatest singer the world has ever know, you moron. When she can carry it as well as Aretha Franklin, Christina, or hell, anyone with more than two singles out that don't use auto-tune, let me know.
3. Here's a picture of her ass, we do see your lips firmly implanted on the bunghole. Nice.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1170904/The-cheek-Lady-Gaga-goes-sheer-look-London.html
67. sunshine - April 18, 2009 12:40 PM
#41- Chesticles, hahahaha. awesome
68. insecthero - April 18, 2009 1:13 PM
Just WHO the fuck is this person again?
69. boob patrol - April 18, 2009 6:46 PM
she's quite the gaga
70. Expedito Paz - April 18, 2009 11:48 PM
She does annoying music, does stupid videos, and now, this... really, she semms to be "gaga". In my country, gaga is used for old people who lose their memories...
71. Liam - April 19, 2009 2:00 AM
get over yourselves virtually every woman has stretch marks, not their fault you all jerk off to ultra fake airbrushed posters of celebs. she's fucking hot.
72. K.T - April 19, 2009 4:00 AM
WOW.....WHAT HORRIBLE BREASTS.
For her age they shouldn't be like two dog ears just sitting there.....
You have money you stupid bitch, invest in a fucking bra.
It's so horribly unattractive....
Stick to showing off half your ass you dumb broad....its perkier than your pancakes!!!!
73. Christina - April 19, 2009 4:09 AM
@everyone
STRECH MARKS are hormonal or hereditary... live with it.. atleast she can go out with stretchmarks all over her breast.. i bet u cant...
lady gaga is lady gaga... you all are clearly jealous that she is famous and confident... i bet you can't make it big like her....
CRAB MENTALITY PEOPLE!!!!
74. Christina - April 19, 2009 4:09 AM
@everyone
STRECH MARKS are hormonal or hereditary... live with it.. atleast she can go out with stretchmarks all over her breast.. i bet u cant...
lady gaga is lady gaga... you all are clearly jealous that she is famous and confident... i bet you can't make it big like her....
CRAB MENTALITY PEOPLE!!!!
75. Pahlavi - April 19, 2009 2:44 PM
Well that sure made me disappointed. Ugly ass tit-tays!
76. Fuck U - April 19, 2009 5:12 PM
That bitch is not the greatest singer ever...fucking idiot. She is stupid...Fuck that gaga bitch and the stupid bitch that said she was the greatest singer ever.
Kristen, you are a fucking moron...Fuck you.
I do believe that is Shelly Duvalls' twin ....Fuck her
77. Lady - April 19, 2009 10:16 PM
#10 - you dont know a thing about photography, do you?
78. missywissy - April 21, 2009 10:48 AM
wow, real boobs. All the kids in here that grew up jacking off to airbrushed and plastic women are having a fit! Get some silicone, stat! Plastic and rubber is so much better than real muscle, fat and skin tissue.
79. En.Ki - April 22, 2009 7:13 AM
I bet it is just the tape pulling them and making them look like that... who knows though....
80. dozer - April 22, 2009 10:15 AM
a lot of women DO HAVE stretch marks on their boobs. at least women, who have large, REAL breasts that developed NATURALLY. it's not disgusting nor should it be distracting -- the marks are hardly visible! fucking grow up you babies. :B
81. Missprettykitty - April 26, 2009 5:38 PM
They're not stretch marks it's tit tape and I think she's fabulous!!
82. Missprettykitty - April 26, 2009 5:38 PM
They're not stretch marks it's titty tape and I think she's fabulous!!
83. mlb - November 20, 2009 2:56 AM
oh, that is what natural and *normal* boobs look like. We are just so used to seeing fake boobs. and yes, a woman in her shape and age would have boobs like that. disgusting thing is most in this business have fake ones, so we accept that as normal. It's just dumb.
84. normal person - December 9, 2009 8:32 AM
her boobs are big, thats why they kind of hang.
shes not wearing a bra.
streatch marks are normal. it means she got boobs fast when she hit puberty.
use are all judgemental assholes.
millions of people worship her, shes rich, releashed 2 albums and an icon.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
just be happy that there are real people out there.
no ones perfect, not even famous people.
to each their own.
85. LeDawn - December 23, 2009 3:45 PM
Seriously, what is up with her breasts? I don't want to be mean, but They really do look like she has had a dozen or so babies feeding off of them. How is that Possible for such a young girl?
86. Pauline Green - February 26, 2010 10:52 PM
Lady Gaga is a ugly racist man. No talent either getting bored of it (male-famale) is it human nasty he man. Only Gay men are turn on by that hermaphrodite
87. Caroline - March 1, 2010 3:29 PM
Everyone commenting about the stretch marks on gagas boobs - Scarlett Johansson has them too. TONS. So does Salma Hayek, and many others who are celebrated for their "perfect" breasts. But I wouldn't be caught dead with Gagas boobs showing fully unless they were PERFECT, she should know by now that the herd of hyenas will attack - just the way is displayed here.
88. Lena - March 1, 2010 9:47 PM
Nipple tape...smart.
and lol at pauline green "lady gaga is an ugly racist man."
Right, that's why in all of her videos, she has different dancers from different backgrounds?
And no talent? Right, because getting into Julliard, and getting an early admission to Tisch means you have no talent.
And as for her boobs, they're normal. I rather have her keep her NORMAL body then go out there and get plastic surgery like the rest of Hollywood.
89. genesis - March 1, 2010 9:48 PM
missywissy, my thoughts exactly.