Kourtney Kardashian poses for Maxim

I drill her like ANWAR.

I'd drill her like ANWAR.

Wait... is this the chunky one?

The best of the Kardashians

She is my least favorite.

Blegh.

Least favorite of the sisters.

She is kind of hot. You can tell she has a chance of balooning up.

Does she love the porch monkey meat like her older sister does?

"Got Urine?"

Just another pile of crap monkey fucker.

Just another pile of crap monkey fucker.

Famous why?

She is so damn fine.
Hottest of the sisters.
And for #7, sorry your penis is so small that your girls keep leaving you for brothers.
My deepest sympathies for you.

It's like the three bears. I bet her porridge is just right.

She's super hot.

It's like the three bears. I bet her porridge is just right.

She's super hot.

I'd stick my 12" cock right in her ass and pound her so hard that she shits herself. Then I'd stick my cock in her mouth. That's it you little monkey loving slut, taste your own shit off the end of my cock.

#12, don't worry. There are plenty of hood rats to go around. Show a black woman a little class and be a gentleman to them and they will give it up easy. Of course the typical porch monkey wants to beat on his woman to make himself feel superior to her. Even though she is smarter and earns more.

Are those the same 'brothers" that are on the down low?

she's probably the best of the sisters, but she really doesn't have any photogenic quality to her... her face is always the same unemotional mask.

"hello photoshop, i'm kourtney."
"HELL-O, KOURT-NEY. beep boop beep."

Whatever, they look the same with photoshop...

DO NOT WANT!

The perfect example of a girl trying to be sexy..
keep trying dear, perhaps one day you might even believe it yourself..

DO NOT WANT!

I'm not sure what the attraction is with someone, let alone a sister, attempting to become famous just because she's related to her celebrity star sister.

Until then, let's just report about real celebrities here FISH and concentrate your efforts on Kim.

Randal

She and Kim are so pretty, Khloe obviouisly drew the genetic short straw in that family.

Stupid useless girl. Her and all her sisters.

Stupid useless girl. Her and all her sisters.

She is by far better looking than kim.

Shes definitely the hottest of the sisters but still the lack of talent is legendary. I hope Maxim didnt pay too much for this mediocre spread.

Oh come on, enough of these beaners.

Did Randal just say something negative about someone??? Is he off his meds??

There he is! WTF? Randal....my eyes are deceiving me. Are you attempting to be an asshole?

Hmmm... this one has a relatively *flat* ass, but Kim "I didn't have ass implants" Kardasian has an aircraft carrier for an ass. Very strange that two sisters would be so different where almost all sisters are the same, eh?
Not that there is any suspicion of PLASTIC surgery. No! Not at all, couldn't be; Kimmie is so genuine!
All those girls are phony sh/ts and beyotches.

BTW...#16...

A short ditty...

I heard a rumor
That Ted Kennedy's Tumor
sashays down the block
and likes sucking black cock
devoid of class,
yet, he takes it up the ass
posts on this site
his skewered views from the right;
while biting his pillow at night.

TA-DA!

Isn't this the one who got knocked-up?
What did she do, buy a coat hanger?

Finally, the bonafide list of every single black acheivment throughout history:

1) Invented the technology of sticking a bone through your nose and plates in your lips

2) Mastered the art of recieving welfare handouts from white people.

3) Created the intricate distribution infrastructure of the crack house by putting a hole in the door.

4) Invented a language so advanced and superior (ebonix) that there is no published version of it and nobody can use it effectively to communicate, because it is just unfathomable to the average human.

And finally, the crowning acheivement of the Blacks:

5) Devised a systematic geographic, architectural, economic & social deterioration machine that will destroy any inner city on the planet within 5 years. This machine is so advanced and foolproof that it can't even be seen, it must've come from outer space, that's how crazy fucking advanced it is...

She always struck me as an average looking Mexican chick from anywhere. In know they're Gypsies or some shit. But she looks like your everday chica.

That being said, I'd bang her like a Salvation Army drum...

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She is a bitch. I don't like her. In fact, if I saw her at a party I would make her a luke-warm martini and everyone else's ice cold..

Wouldn't even give her an olive, goddamn it

Now that's harsh....

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#33, that actually made me laugh.

The hot sister indeed, and yet still worthless...

CALLING RAY RAY. CALLING RAY JAY. MAYDAY. WE NEED YOUR PENIS AGAIN. WE NEED TO MAKE THIS GIRL A STAR.

Hard to tell how cute she is as she has obviously been seriously 'shopped.

i've no idea who she is but don't post her again.

i prefer Kim.

She needs someone D-List guy to piss on her to become famous, or something more extreme, perhaps defecate on her?

She needs someone D-List guy to piss on her to become famous, or something more extreme, perhaps defecate on her?

Don't post any of the Kardashians anymore.Unless they pay us bigtime.

# 15 you are one sick person

Cool....can I pee on this one too?

Does this one like monkey urine on her face as well? I hope these bimbos die in a plane crash.

She is not photogenic at all, but I would have to say she is the best of the sisters

I wanna have filthy lesbian sex with this hot midget!

She's the prettiest sister, but she is dead behind the eyes - I love watching the show just to see how mean she is...not mean in a horrible way, just in a twisted way (she's hilarious!).

These are hot pictures too,,,Scientist should definitly clone Kris Jenners's cervix, vigina, and vulva. just in case we need to repopulate the earth...

Year after year property values fall and crime increases from our inner cities
to the suburbs. This is in correlation to the growing number of gated communities appearing. It seems that people want to maintain their sense of
value in their assets which is in a big part, their property.

Year after year social welfare programs increase for the african americans who spread from the inner cities to the suburbs bringing their crime and drugs. They also (through social programs) purchase homes at a reduced price and begin to destroy them and introduce their callous disregard for the well being for the humans around them.

Does this sound familiar? Do you want to read the truth?

i will tag all three sister at ones +mother lol.

RichPort's Ghost would do unspeakable things to this little sand nigger.

RichPort's Ghost's right hand would get jealous.

RichPort's Ghost speaks about itself in the 3rd person when it gets nervous.....

RichPort's Ghost likes Armenians, they're the only creatures hairier than itself.

She looks like the girl that prepared my chicken burrito this morning!!

#16 you are so funny, I guess its better to be a white guy that holds his own children hostage and impregnates his own daughter....much better life.

Calling her the hot sister is like calling death by bullet better than by fire or drowning. It still sucks no matter what. And so does she.

PS she is not hot. Her face lacks any natural feminine beauty. She's a talentless drone.

As far as her face, she is nowhere near as pretty as Kim. However, I like her body much better than Kim's. I'd take it in a heartbeat.

Without airbrushing and spray tans, these whores would be relegated to the 3rd-rate brothels they deserve.

she looks like a turd i just released into the toilet.

Shes pretty hot. Way better than that fatass Kim... biatch's cellulite makes me want to puke

I is in love!

wow. fake boobs with no personality. lovely.

Gah.... My dick just ripped through my pants....

Kloe is a cute little piggie.

She may look like monkey, but I'm betting she certainly isn't as smart as one!

Id stick my reciprocating saw in that azz

Finally, someone has a pictorial of the only true beauty in this family. And she looks good---a little classy, a little innocent, just a touch slutty. Perfect.

And short. I do love the short.

A black man invented Peanut Butter. His name was George Washington Carver. Next time your racist ass is eating a pb and j, I hope you fucking choke on it.

sasquatch and thunderdome? are you kidding me........... khloe is only 5'9. THATS NOT EVEN THAT TALL. if anyone above 5'5 stood next to kourtney who is a petite 5 feet they would obviously look bigger. and kim lost weight.. her body looks great.

32- ummmm wow you're dumb. siblings can take on different genetic genes from their parents.
60- what natural feminine beauty are you talking about?she doesn't look feminine? am i missing something here? i didn't know there was a certain way a woman was supposed to look in order to look like a woman..
62- she's always had this skin color..
64- kim doesn't even have cellulite anymore.

you all are so pathetic......

Sorry white cracker honkeys. She only lets black cock in her snatch, mouth, and anus.

@74 - Well thats a good thing, the chances of her dying of AIDS is that much better...

Oh who gives a fuck??? NONE of the Kardashian sisters is a NATURAL beauty. The choices include: 1) monster; 2) decent body/ugly face; and 3) artificially constructed urinal.

FUCK MULTICULTURALISM. It's a completely fake idea, foisted on us by whiny politically correct assholes.

A hot young white girl is better than any of these 3, any day. (sorry, Armenian girls with moustaches under natural conditions just don't count as white)

Hey- here she is being her SUPER HOT self !!
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/prolapse.gif

rofl at holly ive been using that link for ages.... btw its not what it clames to be and it is NSFW do yourself a favor and dont follow #77 link. just give it to people you hate and never want to talk to again.

She must be the hot one

Caroline:
George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter. Look it up, you ignorant fool.
Oh, Jesus wasn't black, either.
And Cleopatra was Greek, not black.
Any other idiotic notions you'd like cleared up?

I'd like to add to #80 by remarking that female hyenas have penises.

'Doesn't seem relevant but somehow I'm sure it is.

A BITCH WITH A DICK! <-no longer an urban legend

Yes, female hyenas have a pseudopenis. And they GIVE BIRTH through that thing!
OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!!

BIEN

"Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed," it says...

Yeah... right.

She fuck negros also?

She wanna mean something to americans?
there is only one possibility: "GOING HUSTLER magazine"!!

Kourtney is pretty cute.

None of these Kardashians are so special that Maxim couldn't EASILY find hundreds of photo subjects that are far superior, though.

@61 - I thought Kim looked like a pinted cartoon caricature with face implants in her EMINEM article a few posts back. Kourtney is pretty unremarkable overall, though.

@73 - Nothing but lies and more vicious lies.

pinted=painted. 2 lbs. of makeup.

Helloha!

Thank you, #33. You made my day. And I loved the "Ta-da" flourish at the end. Mah-velous!

wow i didnt know photoshop came with shovels.

I would like to fuck this.

Can anyone please let me know who to contact, and how much it would cost ?

Tied for the hottest Kardashian.

Poor Khloe.

lol.

Dating for the uniformed and emergency services or those seeking a date in uniform-www.uniformmate.com_

Wow,..Her boobs are so big!!!Does anyone know what she is dating with a young handsome millionaire on "C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M "?

There's a lot of airbrushing going on in there...

Kim getting pissed on (literally) was the best thing to ever happen to this douche of a family.

@30 No shit! I'm bleeding all over from those paper cuts inflicted by Randal. When he decides to get mean, without any warning, consequences are dire. **pushes plate of cookies towards Randal with foot and slowly backs out of room**

The low self esteem and sex on the first date aura are just leaping off of the screen.

How is this whore famous again?

100

Her sister Kim is a former porn star. Her sister Kim had a want to be thug ganster self proclaimed fat fetish boyfriend and they made a porn flick together. Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. They do a really bad reality show too. Too bad Kim eats too much or else she'd have a smaller figure like her sister.

definitely the better looking one of the three ..

Hahaha. i almost fell out of my chair reading that..

72. Caroline - April 8, 2009 8:53 PM

A black man invented Peanut Butter. His name was George Washington Carver. Next time your racist ass is eating a pb and j, I hope you fucking choke on it.

Wow. black people certainally have achieved a lot. I mean, how would civilization continue without this amazing invention? Bravo.

Although the global economy crisis, all hot and sincere people on " Tallconnect . c o m " still have fatith in love, and are confident we can fight against any problems and go through this by working together!!! and we need each other badly at bad times!! so, have you found your special other part to get over all these???

BUT HER FACE!

#7. I think she is the prettiest of all of them and to answer your question, no she does not date or sleep with black men, which is why I like her more than her other sisters.

She looks like a beaner.

#107, she could pass as latina, but let's face it, she's hotter than tila tequila and i know you are asian. stop hating. i'd rather bang this beaner than a skank that looks like she has down syndrome.

#107, she could pass as latina, but let's face it, she's hotter than tila tequila and i know you are asian. stop hating. i'd rather bang this beaner than a skank that looks like she has down syndrome.

On a related note Klohe is the model on the cover of this months edition of Zoobooks.

I think Americans are the most miserable hateful people on the planet. These comments alone are a sentiment to that. I come on here for the silly gossip, but geesh, people on this site are just evil. You know, sending out all that hate and resentment only invites it back into your lives. Envy and ignorance will get you people nowhere.

I know Bruce Jenner spys and jacks off at these 3 bitches. Id have holes drilled in the walls all over the house for some serious whacking off. UMMM UMMMM.

Her face is so manly and ape-like.

111
"I think Americans are the most miserable hateful people on the planet."
Not Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Sudan ....? What a stupid statement.
"Ignorance"? "You know, sending out all that hate and resentment only invites it back into your lives"
So the opposite holds too, right? Like what happened to Jesus, right? You have little corks in your ears so your brain doesn't blow out with the wind?
You want silly gossip? Your mother and the local football team. How's that?
Don't want to read ugly, don't fucking read it.

Great... another Kardashian slut... just what we need. Says much about those bitches who have nothing else to offer.

kool. she look hot in all her pic.

kool. she look hot in all her pic.

kool. she look hot in all her pic.

The only reason that some people think kourtney is better looking that kim is because they are racist and don't like the fact that kim dates BLACK GUYS, come on PEOPLE! Kourtney is not better looking that kim KEEP IT REAL!

Kim and Ray J did a STUPID! thing by taping themselves having sex( a lot of people have done the same stupid act!). Kim tried to stop the tape from spreading to the public but when she realized that the tape was already out there she asked Vivid entertainment to pay her 5 million dollars for the rights to the tape. this does not JUSTIFY! what they did but, at least she turned a BAD situation into a PROFITABLE one. So for people to call her a whore for making a sex tape that was unintended to the public THESE PEOPLE ARE BEING HYPOCRITS!, because you know DAMNED WELL! that they would have done the SAME THING! in that SITUATION!, so STOP! the BS!