Kim Kardashian really knows how to tan

FIRST!

She looks like a coon.......hmmm maybe thats the look she was going for.

Jesus, she is ugly.

First!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Idiot.

hahahaaha
karma police ...

Kim, I've got some moisturizer. Now just lay back and I'll undo my pants... You've done this before, I've seen the tape. Now where was I?

Kim, what you need is a good bottle of sunburn Aloe, which you can purchase from a local drug store. This will ease any skin irritation you might be feeling at this time.

Also, don't worry so much about it. The sun has the power to make us relax, to the point of falling asleep. After a week or so, you'll be back to your beautiful self.

Randal

put some pee on it you bitch

Haha, I think she looks better this way.

That's not a sunburn. She was wearing protective goggles when Reggie pissed on her face after eating asparagus.

Go bitch to your eggplant boyfriend ya whore!

People that wear these retarded glasses ALL deserve for this to happen to them. Looking like a clown is not fashion is just you looking like a fool.

Fuckin she reminds me of Kayne West. Go eat some FishDicks you ugly whore!

Haha... What a fcukin' Retard! You gotta love rich girls.. They're so ditsy.

id slap her on that burn while fucking her.

Ha!!! This is a lesson not to wear those big ugly glasses.

Shut the fuck up Randal....Dam you're such a fucking douche.
That fucking skank needs to jump off a fucking cliff....soon.

I just cant stop laughing... ridiculous sunglasses..........

HAHAHHAA

How much is this woman paying the superficial to post stories about her all the time. Every friggin day! I mean who cares, you would think she was friggin
Elvis back from the dead the way they promote this woman on this site.

Ingoring the sunburn, this just shows you how plain she is without make up. You'd barely notice her (if not for her huge ass) if she went out without make up.

Also, she's an idiot.

Ingoring the sunburn, this just shows you how plain she is without make up. You'd barely notice her (if not for her huge ass) if she went out without make up.

Also, she's an idiot.

#8. Hey Randal can you be more gay?

BTW that photo is hilarious. Maybe now she wont wear those ridiculous glasses. What is it with girls these days wearing glasses the size of their heads ???

I thought she had some black guys big black balls on her eyes, as he pissed on her sloppy tits and hairy belly, in the sun at some resort. My bad.

This is absolutely a big secret. Recently I found a hot club
-- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.

#8 fuck off Randal you fag, this bitch is a talentless media whore whose only concern in life is how good she looks. Never had to work hard a day in her fucking life

She should stay out of the sun. She looks so much better pale. (as do almost all women.)

Kim was in her country of origin when this happened.

Mexico.

I'd like to see a new Saw movie where Kim, Heidi, Paris, and Lindsay are locked in a tiny room together with no food, water, or toilet. All that's in the room but these gals is a stove, a frying pan, cooking oil, knives and forks, and of course cameras so we can watch. I bet Kim would end up eating the other three, after drinking their piss.

Stinky Armenian fat negro loving vapid whore.

Yeah, I'd hit that.

She's better appreciate this, it diverts attention from her ass.

her post on her blog was even more ridiculous, she put up even more pics of her sunburned face and body and then said "im going to have to stay away from the cameras for a few days !" ummmm then WHY is she posting pics of her sunburn on twitter and her blog, and then it was on perez hilton and now thesuperficial...lmao the girl is an attention seeker, she knew what she was doing when she posted those pics ! And we can all see how pale she really is, damn this is the first time ive seen her natural color, i really thought she had an olive/golden complexion, she even wrote "armenians are supposed to get brown" lol she forgot she's also part dutch and part scottish duh ! And funny are we supposed to believe she was desperately trying to seek the help of random strangers on the net ??? Come on. The worst part is kim put up a blog about a month ago where she pledged to stay out of the sun (a part of the jerkgens campaign where anyone who made a pledge, jergens would donate a dollar to skin cancer research). She begged her fans to join the pledge and then the moron goes and sunbathes ! She is beyond fake.

Ugly skank. When will this lardass get a job?

Greasy

She's going to blister, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Been there. Got the scars.

I'm sorry, but who is this person? Is she famous for something? What am I missing? I mean, has she written a book, done a movie, invented something? What?

Somebody should tell her that a bikini top is worn over your tits,not your eyes.

Another proof of her laziness folks.She falls asleep while sunbathing.

This is actually her real complexion.She didn't had make up enough to mask the rest of her body.

Kim, this is easy to cure. Swallow several dozen Nembutal and wash it down with a large bottle of Grey Goose (the douchebag drink of choice), then lay down and take a nap. Oh, when you wake up, ask your Dad what it's like being sodomized with a golf club by Satan and the ghost of Nicole Brown.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

dumb bitch got what she deserved

My semen will clear that up right away... Promise!

i am sooooo fucking torn on this girl and i can't stand it.

on the one hand she's honestly about as good a combination there is of classic beauty and superficial (no pun intended) hotness, but on the other hand there just seems to be a constant non-sexy vibe she gives off that is so annoying.

and she also dresses like a dickhead. seriously, how many cheesy ways can somebody possibly come up with to hide their midsection?

*obviously by non-sexy vibe, i mean shit like this where she takes a picture of herself looking as unattractive as she can possibly get.

quit bein such a goofball ya goddamn albanian

"I Watch Stuff "has Daisy

"The Superficial" has Randal.

I love Randal. He's like Bob Ross in a sea of boring repetitive comments.

Plus I know he's three sheets to the wind. Or 7.

<3 u Randal.

Good god she is pathetic. What she needs is to get her fat ass off the t.v and get a real job.

HAHA everyone is SOOO jealous, saying she deserved this! She hasn't done anything wrong! And then that one person who is pretending they don't know who she is... lol!! So pathetic there's so many jealous fat girls and gay men on here.

what an idiotic friggin fuckin fuck !!!

FIRST!

this is so...so...superficial.

@43, thank god one other person on here gets it. randal is the shit.

I think it's really cute that she posted this pic before the haters did - it shows that she has a really good sense of humor and is self deprecating, which is a great and healthy trait to have (a hell of a lot better than most of the a-holes on this site).

From which planet is this creature? *Shudder*

Hope she gets skin cancer.

Hoboola!

Face liposuction? Wouldn't be surprised.

I just love Randal!

Someone should piss on her face. I hear piss is great for evening tan lines. She likes to get pissed on.

What must we do to help her? Dumb bitch.

I'd give her a pearl necklace. Bet that would cheer her up.

3==D ~o ~o ~o

Pee can relieve sunburn... no really :)

Rofl! I guess this proves this bitch isnt as perfect as she thinks she is.

@43, there are times when Randal's comments are the only ones worth reading; most of the rest of you sound like 14 year olds trying to sound tough. Actually, on second thought, that's probably what you are.

It wasnt sunglasses, it was that african boyfriend of hers penis, resting over her eyes.

She's Chris Brown's new ho. The redness is from her slapping her out, just like he did Rihanna (another idiot, albeit with some talent). He spared her the black eyes this time 'round.

i heart Randal!!

Some people will do anything for attention.

Some people will do anything for attention.

Hahahahahaha! What a dumbass!

"You might want to put some ice on that."
Bill Clinton

To the comment that said she should get a job, she actually does have a job. She owns a fashion store with her sisters. She probably does more "real" work than 80% of celebrities (and proffesional blog writers). That might not be saying much but she does make her own money.

I have some special lotion for her face!

Even with no make up those are pretty, pretty eyes.

I think she has a pretty face, but it looks like she's sticking her lips out and trying to keep them slightly parted to entice us! :P It gets on my nerves. Anyhow, as a red headed, glow-in-the dark irish skin toned person, I can definitely empathize with her situation. I think this was God's way of punishing her for those stupid glasses.

heddie - April 18, 2009 10:47 AM

FIRST!

2. Dirk - April 18, 2009 10:50 AM

She looks like a coon.......hmmm maybe thats the look she was going for.

3. me - April 18, 2009 11:02 AM

Jesus, she is ugly.

4. Kiran - April 18, 2009 11:02 AM

First!

5. Lisa - April 18, 2009 11:03 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Idiot.

6. nini - April 18, 2009 11:17 AM

hahahaaha
karma police ...

7. jumpin_j - April 18, 2009 11:22 AM

Kim, I've got some moisturizer. Now just lay back and I'll undo my pants... You've done this before, I've seen the tape. Now where was I?

8. Randal - April 18, 2009 11:22 AM

Kim, what you need is a good bottle of sunburn Aloe, which you can purchase from a local drug store. This will ease any skin irritation you might be feeling at this time.

Also, don't worry so much about it. The sun has the power to make us relax, to the point of falling asleep. After a week or so, you'll be back to your beautiful self.

Randal

9. biteme - April 18, 2009 11:23 AM

put some pee on it you bitch

10. SSJPabs - April 18, 2009 11:27 AM

Haha, I think she looks better this way.

11. Eric - April 18, 2009 11:28 AM

That's not a sunburn. She was wearing protective goggles when Reggie pissed on her face after eating asparagus.

12. Sushi - April 18, 2009 11:31 AM

Go bitch to your eggplant boyfriend ya whore!

13. lisa - April 18, 2009 11:31 AM

People that wear these retarded glasses ALL deserve for this to happen to them. Looking like a clown is not fashion is just you looking like a fool.

Fuckin she reminds me of Kayne West. Go eat some FishDicks you ugly whore!

14. PBQ - April 18, 2009 11:32 AM

Haha... What a fcukin' Retard! You gotta love rich girls.. They're so ditsy.

15. josh - April 18, 2009 11:36 AM

id slap her on that burn while fucking her.

16. I'm gonna barf - April 18, 2009 11:36 AM

Ha!!! This is a lesson not to wear those big ugly glasses.

17. Fuck U - April 18, 2009 11:54 AM

Shut the fuck up Randal....Dam you're such a fucking douche.
That fucking skank needs to jump off a fucking cliff....soon.

18. Joe - April 18, 2009 11:54 AM

I just cant stop laughing... ridiculous sunglasses..........

HAHAHHAA

19. jdisse - April 18, 2009 12:07 PM

How much is this woman paying the superficial to post stories about her all the time. Every friggin day! I mean who cares, you would think she was friggin
Elvis back from the dead the way they promote this woman on this site.

20. Pilatunes - April 18, 2009 12:15 PM

Ingoring the sunburn, this just shows you how plain she is without make up. You'd barely notice her (if not for her huge ass) if she went out without make up.

Also, she's an idiot.

21. Pilatunes - April 18, 2009 12:15 PM

Ingoring the sunburn, this just shows you how plain she is without make up. You'd barely notice her (if not for her huge ass) if she went out without make up.

Also, she's an idiot.

22. devilsrain - April 18, 2009 12:18 PM

#8. Hey Randal can you be more gay?

BTW that photo is hilarious. Maybe now she wont wear those ridiculous glasses. What is it with girls these days wearing glasses the size of their heads ???

23. Jamie's Uterus - April 18, 2009 12:20 PM

I thought she had some black guys big black balls on her eyes, as he pissed on her sloppy tits and hairy belly, in the sun at some resort. My bad.

24. sala white - April 18, 2009 12:20 PM

This is absolutely a big secret. Recently I found a hot club
-- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.

25. john - April 18, 2009 12:26 PM

#8 fuck off Randal you fag, this bitch is a talentless media whore whose only concern in life is how good she looks. Never had to work hard a day in her fucking life

26. Ric - April 18, 2009 12:32 PM

She should stay out of the sun. She looks so much better pale. (as do almost all women.)

27. Pancho Sanchez - April 18, 2009 12:46 PM

Kim was in her country of origin when this happened.

Mexico.

28. Jigsaw - April 18, 2009 12:53 PM

I'd like to see a new Saw movie where Kim, Heidi, Paris, and Lindsay are locked in a tiny room together with no food, water, or toilet. All that's in the room but these gals is a stove, a frying pan, cooking oil, knives and forks, and of course cameras so we can watch. I bet Kim would end up eating the other three, after drinking their piss.

29. smarg - April 18, 2009 12:57 PM

Stinky Armenian fat negro loving vapid whore.

Yeah, I'd hit that.

30. timmy the dying boy - April 18, 2009 1:01 PM

She's better appreciate this, it diverts attention from her ass.

31. lmao - April 18, 2009 1:01 PM

her post on her blog was even more ridiculous, she put up even more pics of her sunburned face and body and then said "im going to have to stay away from the cameras for a few days !" ummmm then WHY is she posting pics of her sunburn on twitter and her blog, and then it was on perez hilton and now thesuperficial...lmao the girl is an attention seeker, she knew what she was doing when she posted those pics ! And we can all see how pale she really is, damn this is the first time ive seen her natural color, i really thought she had an olive/golden complexion, she even wrote "armenians are supposed to get brown" lol she forgot she's also part dutch and part scottish duh ! And funny are we supposed to believe she was desperately trying to seek the help of random strangers on the net ??? Come on. The worst part is kim put up a blog about a month ago where she pledged to stay out of the sun (a part of the jerkgens campaign where anyone who made a pledge, jergens would donate a dollar to skin cancer research). She begged her fans to join the pledge and then the moron goes and sunbathes ! She is beyond fake.

32. Donkey Dongey Dong - April 18, 2009 1:01 PM

Ugly skank. When will this lardass get a job?

33. Delgo - April 18, 2009 1:26 PM

Greasy

34. Chatham - April 18, 2009 1:36 PM

She's going to blister, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Been there. Got the scars.

35. mikeock - April 18, 2009 1:50 PM

I'm sorry, but who is this person? Is she famous for something? What am I missing? I mean, has she written a book, done a movie, invented something? What?

Somebody should tell her that a bikini top is worn over your tits,not your eyes.

36. Nero - April 18, 2009 2:05 PM

Another proof of her laziness folks.She falls asleep while sunbathing.

37. Darth - April 18, 2009 2:10 PM

This is actually her real complexion.She didn't had make up enough to mask the rest of her body.

38. Percy Dovetonsils - April 18, 2009 2:18 PM

Kim, this is easy to cure. Swallow several dozen Nembutal and wash it down with a large bottle of Grey Goose (the douchebag drink of choice), then lay down and take a nap. Oh, when you wake up, ask your Dad what it's like being sodomized with a golf club by Satan and the ghost of Nicole Brown.

39. dc - April 18, 2009 3:54 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

dumb bitch got what she deserved

40. dagens24 - April 18, 2009 4:03 PM

My semen will clear that up right away... Promise!

41. SATAN - April 18, 2009 4:16 PM

i am sooooo fucking torn on this girl and i can't stand it.

on the one hand she's honestly about as good a combination there is of classic beauty and superficial (no pun intended) hotness, but on the other hand there just seems to be a constant non-sexy vibe she gives off that is so annoying.

and she also dresses like a dickhead. seriously, how many cheesy ways can somebody possibly come up with to hide their midsection?

42. SATAN - April 18, 2009 4:18 PM

*obviously by non-sexy vibe, i mean shit like this where she takes a picture of herself looking as unattractive as she can possibly get.

quit bein such a goofball ya goddamn albanian

43. Valkyrja - April 18, 2009 4:23 PM

"I Watch Stuff "has Daisy

"The Superficial" has Randal.

I love Randal. He's like Bob Ross in a sea of boring repetitive comments.

Plus I know he's three sheets to the wind. Or 7.

<3 u Randal.

44. lala - April 18, 2009 4:50 PM

Good god she is pathetic. What she needs is to get her fat ass off the t.v and get a real job.

45. SOS - April 18, 2009 5:21 PM

HAHA everyone is SOOO jealous, saying she deserved this! She hasn't done anything wrong! And then that one person who is pretending they don't know who she is... lol!! So pathetic there's so many jealous fat girls and gay men on here.

46. nadine - April 18, 2009 5:21 PM

what an idiotic friggin fuckin fuck !!!

47. bribios - April 18, 2009 5:36 PM

FIRST!

48. mikeock - April 18, 2009 5:48 PM

this is so...so...superficial.

49. britney's weave - April 18, 2009 6:00 PM

@43, thank god one other person on here gets it. randal is the shit.

50. cavy - April 18, 2009 6:06 PM

I think it's really cute that she posted this pic before the haters did - it shows that she has a really good sense of humor and is self deprecating, which is a great and healthy trait to have (a hell of a lot better than most of the a-holes on this site).

51. Rhialto - April 18, 2009 6:12 PM

From which planet is this creature? *Shudder*

52. Johnny - April 18, 2009 6:19 PM

Hope she gets skin cancer.

53. Darth - April 18, 2009 6:19 PM

Hoboola!

54. Nero - April 18, 2009 6:23 PM

Face liposuction? Wouldn't be surprised.

55. lisa - April 18, 2009 6:31 PM

I just love Randal!

56. Deva - April 18, 2009 6:43 PM

Someone should piss on her face. I hear piss is great for evening tan lines. She likes to get pissed on.

57. Gando - April 18, 2009 6:46 PM

What must we do to help her? Dumb bitch.

58. Olestra-ManMadeAnalExcretion - April 18, 2009 6:46 PM

I'd give her a pearl necklace. Bet that would cheer her up.

3==D ~o ~o ~o

59. kingofbeer - April 18, 2009 7:10 PM

Pee can relieve sunburn... no really :)

60. Slappy - April 18, 2009 7:22 PM

Rofl! I guess this proves this bitch isnt as perfect as she thinks she is.

61. ford prefect - April 18, 2009 7:22 PM

@43, there are times when Randal's comments are the only ones worth reading; most of the rest of you sound like 14 year olds trying to sound tough. Actually, on second thought, that's probably what you are.

62. Marius - April 18, 2009 7:26 PM

It wasnt sunglasses, it was that african boyfriend of hers penis, resting over her eyes.

63. Pilatunes - April 18, 2009 7:37 PM

She's Chris Brown's new ho. The redness is from her slapping her out, just like he did Rihanna (another idiot, albeit with some talent). He spared her the black eyes this time 'round.

64. ruesrowan - April 18, 2009 7:39 PM

i heart Randal!!

65. Have you never heard of Sunscreen - April 18, 2009 7:51 PM

Some people will do anything for attention.

66. Have you never heard of Sunscreen - April 18, 2009 7:52 PM

Some people will do anything for attention.

67. Funeral Guy - April 18, 2009 8:09 PM

Hahahahahaha! What a dumbass!

"You might want to put some ice on that."
Bill Clinton

68. ~ - April 18, 2009 8:12 PM

To the comment that said she should get a job, she actually does have a job. She owns a fashion store with her sisters. She probably does more "real" work than 80% of celebrities (and proffesional blog writers). That might not be saying much but she does make her own money.

69. Unklejoe - April 18, 2009 8:51 PM

I have some special lotion for her face!

70. Charley Kane - April 18, 2009 9:17 PM

Even with no make up those are pretty, pretty eyes.

71. Rachell - April 18, 2009 9:28 PM

I think she has a pretty face, but it looks like she's sticking her lips out and trying to keep them slightly parted to entice us! :P It gets on my nerves. Anyhow, as a red headed, glow-in-the dark irish skin toned person, I can definitely empathize with her situation. I think this was God's way of punishing her for those stupid glasses.

It's the SWISS ARMY sunglasses! They keep your EYES shaded! They ACT as a gas mask! USE them for a PLATE!!!! Collect RAINWATER for starving foreigners not yet CUTE enough to be collected by CELEBS!!! Pass them around at CHURCH for advanced COLLECTIONS! Squeeze your pussy with them and AWE your friends! And SO. MUCH. MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That is probably the best picture I've seen of her.

She isn't airbrushed; she isn't made up; for once she's human. She should show that side more often instead of the pretentious airbrushed "I love my body but I have to airbrush cellulite but I love my cellulite but not" part of her.

Apple cider, first, to stop the burning. Secondly, well-aged aloe vera smeared all over. Last but not least, she's simply trying to match what she SUCKS and FUCKS-the darker shade of a coon.

DO NOT PANIC, folks!!
The size of her TITS weren't affected by it!!

Looks like a goggle tan.

And goggle tans are fucking sexy, lets be honest.

What is it with this Randal guy? I bet he lets celebrities piss on his face because he adores them so much.

Kim is so beautiful, a perfect example of female perfection. Having sex with your boyfriend, while you are in your 20's does not make you a 'whore'. To those males out there that say/post those things about her, think about it... would you rather women NOT put out?

Gather your children round... and we'll all pray she get's cancer.

Gather your children round... and we'll all pray she get's cancer.

You are right #79 having sex with your boyfriend at 20 doesn't make you a whore. Filming yourself having sex with your boyfriend, faking surprise when it is released to the public, and then profiting from the resulting publicity makes you a whore.

Hahaha, you deserve it you internet whore.

My advice, take daddys money and buy some intelligence, talent, or personal dignity.

@ 79 - "a perfect example of female perfection" RRRIIIIIIIIGHT. That you Kim?

How can a shortie like her still have size xxl?

Holy shit! That's a huge head! What animal type is this? Big butt baboon?

It's clear that the most of her blood doesn't run in her head.Empty headed?

I like her a lot more now because of this. It kind of shows she's got a sense of humor and isn't all about the vanity

3 - no she is gorgeous. just because you said jesus with that didn't make it seem like an honest therefore real reaction

There was just enough blood left in her head to Twitter.

I actually think this is seriously photoshopped, trying to create drama online is kinda the thing she'd do

This photo of her helps me to keep me on my diet.Thank you for posting this!

Damn hahahahaha. But I'll still do that sexy ass.

@77 - a google tan ? wow. is there anything they don't do ??

http://newschoololdschool.com

Oh man, that sucks. I wear regular sized sunglasses and that has still happened to me lol, never fun!

"Kim, this is easy to cure. Swallow several dozen Nembutal and wash it down with a large bottle of Grey Goose (the douchebag drink of choice), then lay down and take a nap. Oh, when you wake up, ask your Dad what it's like being sodomized with a golf club by Satan and the ghost of Nicole Brown."

You're awesome. =D

WHY GOD WHY. "THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD. MY SUNBURNT FACE"
Well done.
I thought Kim was painfully insecure about her appearance because she's in the public eye. Poor poor woman. There is more to life than being a spunk bank. I think.

Why does this fucking piss poor intellectual stir such a reaction?! Face it her talent is showing her juggies and wearing knickers and looking FUCKABLE.
She's a celebucunt and we all love people who will crash and burn before our very eyes. Fame. Who would chase it or crave it? A fucking nutter butter!

Damn! She is covered with ten foot pole marks. Yuck.

#8 Randall is right, they sell special aloe that will fix that quick. You can find it inbetweenmylegs and when appiled with cockandballs it will take all the pain away!

why does everyone hate on kim kardashian? a. she's not fat. she obviously works out regularly, considering she's always in the public eye and it's her job to look good for the cameras and b. anybody would take the opportunity to be rich and famous, even if you didn't do anything for it. anyone that hates on her for that is just jealous, clearly.

why does everyone hate on kim kardashian? a. she's not fat. she obviously works out regularly, considering she's always in the public eye and it's her job to look good for the cameras and b. anybody would take the opportunity to be rich and famous, even if you didn't do anything for it. anyone that hates on her for that is just jealous, clearly.

102
Kim is just a fat lazy no talent celebrity that did porn with her self proclaimed fat fetish boyfriend. Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. Kim does not work out regularly. Kim got breast implants, lipo on her fat flabby hips and fat lower back, she wears butt girdles and body shapers, relies on airbrushing her photos to improve her body without any effort in exercising regularly. Kim lies about herself and we all know it. Kim is just a short fat chick with a lot of plastic surgery.

Well said Bosco (#82) You made me smile with that one :)

Check out this girl... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEudAyX1Ts Looks like Kim, and holy crap can she sing.

THIS AIRHEAD WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION. SHE IS POSTING THESE PICS HERSELF AS SHE KNOWS THE PAPS EVENTUALLY WILL. SHE DID THE SAME THING WITH THE COMPLEX MAGAZINE PICTURES.

THIS B*TCH DOES ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION.

Can I have butter with thaT?

I'd still hit it. That booty looks magically delicious.

@ 106 those pics were taken by kim k herself while in mexico, there is no way the paps were around...kim purposely put those pics up on her twitter and blog to get attention (something she is always trying to do !). She can't stand it if the gossips blogs aren't talking about her !

She probably ate too much and fell asleep and did not wake up for hours because she is a fat short lazy no talent celebrity. When will we see Kim actually doing something worthwhile in her life besides being a fat saggy butt self absorbed butt girdle wearing porn star.

#82

Great point! Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. I saw some of her G rated porn on youtube and Kim looked straight into the camera and said she wanted to prove to the world that her breasts are real; although it is obvious they are breast implants. Kim knew this was the only way to get famous. Kim is famous for making porn with her fat fetish boyfriend and walking around in public with a girdle butt.

#45

I think the fat chicks like Kim because they can relate to Kim because she is fat too and relies on body shapers and butt girdles. Kim lies about her liposuction on her hips and upper back, nose job, and breast implants. She also lies about wearing body shapers, butt girdles, and airbrushing her pictures. Kim is nothing without all her extra help. Kim is a pathetic liar.

Wow Sexy natural eye ;) ;)

Good advice there, people... all good for (burnt) skin: urine, aloe and semen!! Now, let us all make a circle around this DWARF... and deliver some healin' 4 da ho!

There IS a God...

#79 Kim is a pretty girl with or without the sunburn. While having sex in your 20s doesn't make a female a whore, allowing your boyfriend to RECORD you having sex isn't exactly classy either.

116

Kim is not a perfect example of perfection because she is short, fat, flabby, and rarely exercises, but she is a perfect example of getting rid of some of her fat by doing liposuction on her hips and butt and for wearing butt girdles. Kim is a perfect example of a short fat butt girdle porn star no talent worthless celebrity.

I meant Kim got lipo on her hips and back because she needs her big fat butt to fit into her butt girdles for all the people with a big fat loose butt fetish.

Randal. I missed you.

WHAT A DUMB FUCKING FAT ASS C*NT.

I thought this attention seeking fucking sunburn crap was bad, this stupid slut posted on her website that she's a SIZE 2, AFTER BEING offended cos she (mis-read!) an article on plus size clothing.

A FUCKING SIZE 2???? I'm a size 1 and there is no way on this wide green goddamn Earth that slut would fit into a size above me. What a lying, flabby shitface coon!

I hope you get skincancer and die you whore!

I'd rather 20 posts on Lindsay Lohans new pimple than 1 of your paparazzi ass kissing bullshit. Get fuckkkkkkkkkeddddd!

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I am short like Kim but not fat. I have natural perky 34C breasts and there is no way I could button a size 2 top. Kim must be a size 10 on top and a size 16 on the bottom. The only size 2 Kim wears is if it is custom made lol! Kim is just a compulsive liar. She lies about her liposuction, butt girdles, airbrushing pictures, breast implants, nose job, weight, and size.

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I think Kim meant to say size 2 Plus at the Lane Bryant store for big women and short and stout women like Kim.

Did you see her "leaked" porn tape that made her famous? SHE ACTUALLY SAYS "I hope you guys jack off to this" (something of that sort).

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I know and she also said I will prove that my breasts are real on the video! We can all see the perfect round breast implants shown through her skin. Kim did the sex tape to make money and get famous. What a trashy cheap no talent legacy to leave behind. Kim will go down in history as the no talent celebrity that got famous for doing porn with her fat fetish boyfriend and for wearing butt girdles that constantly change the size and shape of her big fat flabby ass!

I have started reading this book and love it so far!
I just couldn't wait for it to go in to paper back.