Apr 27 2009Kim Kardashian fooled you. I guess.
Kim Kardashian Twittered that she dyed her hair blonde and then walked around all weekend doing a photo shoot in New York City which, thanks to the news vacuum called Sunday evening, was pretty much splattered all over the Internet. She just revealed on her blog this morning it's a wig. Ha.. ha?
Somewhere there's a commentary on celebrity worshiping in all this, but right now I'm more interested in the commentary from this gun in my mouth. What's that, Mr. Pistol? You can make it all better?

Reader Comments
1. Drunkman - April 27, 2009 11:42 AM
She looks better as a brunette.
2. P00n - April 27, 2009 11:44 AM
FIRST
3. Jeezy - April 27, 2009 11:45 AM
NOBODY CARES!
She still has a manatee ass.
4. IRON TWAT - April 27, 2009 11:47 AM
pull the trigger, fish.
5. JANE - April 27, 2009 11:48 AM
Please help my sister battle cancer
www.savejenn.worpress.com/about/
6. Objection sustained - April 27, 2009 11:51 AM
It's true, nobody cares. This woman is the embodiment of all that is wrong with the human race... she is famous for being famous. The thought of people following her "tweets" is truly depressing.
7. FRIST!!! - April 27, 2009 11:55 AM
#6 I agree, and Twitter is the reason why the earth explodes in 2012.
I'm sticking to mySpacebook, I'm saving the world.
8. Kelley - April 27, 2009 12:00 PM
"Died" ?? You mean dyed, I'm sure.
9. Super King - April 27, 2009 12:01 PM
Agree with the flamers here. Noone cares , but still she`s "famous" or what? just stop writing bout her.
10. Still White on the Outside - April 27, 2009 12:03 PM
Maybe she'll catch fucking swine flu. maybe.
11. Erica - April 27, 2009 12:09 PM
How is this blonde? She's still a brunette.
12. George Bush - April 27, 2009 12:09 PM
Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
13. baby18 - April 27, 2009 12:10 PM
Such a FOOL!!!!!!!...She had the most beautiful, shining dark hair..=/
14. justifiable - April 27, 2009 12:13 PM
#13 Uh, relax, she still does, unless she was dumb enough to shave her head for the wig. Bet it's just as greasy as that wig tooks to be, too.
15. peterman - April 27, 2009 12:14 PM
...meanwhile, somewhere a bald beyonce wonders who done stole her hair.
16. EB - April 27, 2009 12:15 PM
What happened to the "reverse raccoon" tan line around her eyes she had last week? I guess she applied enough foundation with the putty knife to cover that up.
17. Fuck U - April 27, 2009 12:17 PM
I am sick of this skanky whore.
Someone needs to snipe that bitch right between the eyes.
18. MElanie - April 27, 2009 12:17 PM
thats is an awfully realistic looking wig, with baby hairs and everything...i really dont think this is a wig, i think the dumb B died her hair and now regrets it ... *kim heads to the salon quick for a jet black "due"* .... soooo over these girls, never was really into them anyways!
19. RichPort's Ghost - April 27, 2009 12:17 PM
Yeah, but do the drapes match the carpet?
20. Becca - April 27, 2009 12:19 PM
@11. I agree with you. That is not blonde. It's a golden brown color, but it's not light enough to be anywhere close to blonde. She's still a brunette--just a lighter brunette.. .in terms of hair color, I mean.
21. justifiable - April 27, 2009 12:23 PM
#18 I don't think so - not unless she wants to see her hair break off. You can't lift color like that and then redye it dark in so short a time frame.
22. Janey - April 27, 2009 12:26 PM
Hey! She stole my merkin.
Cunt.
23. Courtyardpigeon - April 27, 2009 12:26 PM
Why the fuck do you keep posting photos of this chick? SHE HAS NO TALENT AND IS A NO ONE.
24. no - April 27, 2009 12:29 PM
Fish get over your self. you write for the superficial.com Just because you don't worship celebrities doesn't mean you don't contribute to them polluting modern culture on a daily basis. Your site has adds for terrible reality shows everywhere (not to mention links to Kim's blog.)
Kim is very beautiful but she needs to go away.
25. RichPort's Ghost - April 27, 2009 12:35 PM
Thanks Janey... that was enough to want to lick the ant mound in my backyard...
26. smarg - April 27, 2009 12:41 PM
I guess her negro boyfriend wants a blond trophy fuckpig.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
27. Jimbo - April 27, 2009 12:41 PM
Hey FRIST, are goign shoping at Hot Topic today? I need you to pick me up something
28. Vince - April 27, 2009 12:46 PM
She's always wanted her hair streaked with yellow.
29. dianne - April 27, 2009 12:52 PM
thats not a wig. you can clearly see her scalp. She did dye her hair...
30. Zanna - April 27, 2009 12:54 PM
@29 - Just piss on her then.
31. FRIST!!! - April 27, 2009 1:07 PM
Oh, Jimbo, you KNOW I live there!! I'm so goth and emo I committed suicide 4 times!
32. Jimbo - April 27, 2009 1:18 PM
Cool, Have you figured out who the bitch is on the Fish?
33. Davie...from Davie - April 27, 2009 1:19 PM
She is stupid...you can clearly see the color brush marks in her hair...Agreed, she dyed her hair...now regrets it. It is not even "blonde".
34. arabs suck - April 27, 2009 1:22 PM
she must be color blind, because that's still brown.
35. FRIST!!! - April 27, 2009 1:23 PM
No, just some dumbfuck I guess.
Hey!!! Ryan Hill! Speak up or hold your anus!!
36. cmonman - April 27, 2009 1:31 PM
Where are the ass shots..I miss all those shots of her ass in jeans and spandex. I would eat ice cream out of her booty.
37. TheJoker07 - April 27, 2009 1:34 PM
I would give her the best 35 secs of her life.
38. TheJoker07 - April 27, 2009 1:34 PM
I would give her the best 35 secs of her life.
39. Nero - April 27, 2009 1:37 PM
I think bald suits her very well.It's also political correct.Why should anybody be blonde,brunette,red or black?
40. Amanda - April 27, 2009 1:40 PM
Two words: Attention. Whore. (emphasis on the latter).
~a
41. Darth - April 27, 2009 1:50 PM
I don't know why she's walking in her nightdress.Probably late again?
42. marm - April 27, 2009 2:11 PM
I actually think she looks good here. The hair and the dress make her look pretty, soft and thin. Which she never looks
43. ok - April 27, 2009 2:13 PM
this girl does anything for attention, she has to keep her name on the gossip blogs, i mean really kim? Who cares if you're wearing a blonde wig? I bet she walked around nyc like she was the sh*t or something, this girl is snotty to the max, how does reggie put up with her?
44. shellibelli - April 27, 2009 2:13 PM
# 18 i agree i can see her scalp in picture 2 - thats her real hair not a wig.
45. Butch Decossas - April 27, 2009 2:58 PM
The one true testament to the greatness of this country is the fact that you can have no talent and no skills and build a successful career around those two facts.
46. Lisa - April 27, 2009 3:06 PM
She gets extensions, so isn't that like having a wig at all times anyway?
DIE OF SWINE FLU USELESS CUNT!
47. noah lieske - April 27, 2009 3:16 PM
I would still drink her bath water.
48. Butch Decossas - April 27, 2009 3:17 PM
Your a sick man noah.
49. Prick McGill - April 27, 2009 3:25 PM
#45 - Butch hits the nail on the head.
#47 - Why would you still drink her bathwater? Why not go to a dog park and find some poop and eat it? What's the attraction to a short, squat, piss-drinking, race-mixing, no-talent attention whore with plasticized lips and breasts? Is she some kind of mommy symbol to you? I don't get why any man would want to tap that flabby, cottage cheese butt.
50. LIssie - April 27, 2009 3:34 PM
Why is she so retarded?
51. Kimia - April 27, 2009 3:49 PM
I am short and fat like Kim, although some of my fit friends call me curvy to be polite. I have a dress similar to Kim's for those days when I do not feel like wearing my butt girdle and body shaper. Butt girdles and body shapers are uncomfortable and us fat ladies need a break, so we wear loose fitting dresses and skirts to get a break from the support underwear.
52. ummm - April 27, 2009 3:57 PM
#44 umm go to kimkardashian.com...kim wrote on her blog admitting it IS a wig.
53. dumb.. - April 27, 2009 4:40 PM
she looks like a fat ass walking down the street with her fake wanna be thing on her head she calls hair.. yuck.. another beyonce wanna be.. sad
54. Blah Girls! - April 27, 2009 4:43 PM
That is TOTES not a wig. I bet Kim was just pissed that no one liked it.
55. JJ - April 27, 2009 4:46 PM
what's with all the acne on her arm?
56. cavy - April 27, 2009 5:08 PM
B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L! That's all I gotta say about that...
57. jdisse - April 27, 2009 5:12 PM
How much is Kardashian paying the Superficial to post something about her EVERY DAY? Kim Kardashian on thesuperficial.com=product placement ad.
58. Sergio - April 27, 2009 5:16 PM
Kim is a cute chick. Unfortunately she is a cute short fat chick with a big saggy butt.
59. Sandy - April 27, 2009 5:18 PM
My sleepwear looks like her dress lol! I wonder if Kim got confused this morning lol!
60. Fati - April 27, 2009 5:20 PM
It's a good thing she "fooled" us, cause bleached Armenians don't look good. They look almost as ridiculous as bleached blacks.
61. Sport - April 27, 2009 5:24 PM
attention whore.
Also plain old regular whore.
62. The Pope - April 27, 2009 5:43 PM
Actually, she looks pretty good like that. I usually hate when brunettes go lighter.
The dress makes her look pregnant though. Or was that a joke too?
63. sunshine - April 27, 2009 6:03 PM
Pic #2 looks just like Jennifer Love Hewitt - is that the look she's going for?
64. Sunny - April 27, 2009 6:41 PM
She's wearing a fat girl dress. You know, when fat chicks wear those dresses that are really loose and poofy around their stomachs to cover up their belly rolls.
65. jen - April 27, 2009 7:31 PM
it looks hideous. hair color similar to skin color is never a good look. tyra and beyonce should take note, too.
66. SOS - April 27, 2009 8:14 PM
Who else does not find that to be blonde?! That is NOT blonde!!
67. A - April 27, 2009 9:21 PM
not a good move Kim. Go back to black.
68. justifiable - April 27, 2009 11:12 PM
#66 Blonde? Not even close.
#65, I totally agree, no contrast between skin tone and hair always leaves you looking blah and washed out. Nicole Kidman, I'm talking to you.
69. gerard Vandenberg - April 28, 2009 12:54 AM
I'm glad, folks!!
70. Bridget - April 28, 2009 3:08 AM
I want that dress.
71. ham - April 28, 2009 4:23 AM
Fish, most folks here don't care if she dyed. Only if she died.
72. Vernon Decossas - April 28, 2009 7:52 AM
Hmm, she looks a bit over weighed, doesn't she?
73. VOD - April 28, 2009 10:49 AM
You guys are nuts! She has a nice back side.. that's it! period. No real talent, no real fame, and her backside isn't even all that nice. It has cheese... it looks nice from the side and in jeans. thats pretty much it.
74. Pete - April 28, 2009 11:23 AM
--73--
Certainly when Kim wears a butt girdle; it makes her back side look freaky but bigger and perky. When Kim does not wear a butt girdle; she looks like the typical fat saggy American.
75. K.T - April 28, 2009 10:35 PM
OH FOR FUCK SAKE, WE ALL KNOW THAT BROWN AND BLACK SKIN, BRUNETTE MONKEYS ALL WOULD DIE TO BE A WHITE BLOND CHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at Beyonce, she's a fucking prime EXAMPLE, every chance that ugly skank gets she's in a blond wig!!!!
AND AS FOR YOU FUCK-FACE FAT ASS STUPID SLUT KIM???? It's not even blond hair you dumb fuck, its like a CARAMEL HONEY BROWN!!!! Dream on, you'll never be a Barbie like you think you fucking want to be!!!! You dont even know what BLOND is you skank whore!! GET A FUCKING LIFE AND DIE YOU FAT FREAK!! And what the fuck are you wearing?? Y do fat sluts constantly wear ruffle dress or babydoll dresses to cover up their fat rolls???? Get a life you cunt and dont even dare go blond you whore!!!! FUCKING FAT ASS FAKE FREAK MONKEY LOSER!
76. K.T - April 28, 2009 10:38 PM
OH FOR FUCK SAKE, WE ALL KNOW THAT BROWN AND BLACK SKIN, BRUNETTE MONKEYS ALL WOULD DIE TO BE A WHITE BLOND CHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at Beyonce, she's a fucking prime EXAMPLE, every chance that ugly skank gets she's in a blond wig!!!!
AND AS FOR YOU FUCK-FACE FAT ASS STUPID SLUT KIM???? It's not even blond hair you dumb fuck, its like a CARAMEL HONEY BROWN!!!! Dream on, you'll never be a Barbie like you think you fucking want to be!!!! You dont even know what BLOND is you skank whore!! GET A FUCKING LIFE AND DIE YOU FAT FREAK!! And what the fuck are you wearing?? Y do fat sluts constantly wear ruffle dress or babydoll dresses to cover up their fat rolls???? Get a life you cunt and dont even dare go blond you whore!!!! FUCKING FAT ASS FAKE FREAK MONKEY LOSER!
77. Noah Lieske - April 29, 2009 9:47 AM
Can't believe people talk about this woman.
78. Carmelo - April 29, 2009 12:42 PM
There is no point in posting Kim unless she is wearing a tight fitted outfit along with her notorious butt girdle to keep her big fat ass from sagging.
79. Anil - May 2, 2009 2:31 AM
She looks sexy
80. Curly Blonde Wigs - June 27, 2009 5:13 AM
I agree she looks hot as a blonde, I didn't really think she would but she looks great