Apr 8 2009

Kim Kardashian 'honored' by Eminem video

Because Kim Kardashian never met a form of publicity she didn't like, she's thrilled to be in the new Eminem video, according to her blog:

I just saw Eminem's new video for "We Made You" and he totally spoofs me!! It was a total surprise to me because I had no idea he was going to talk about me in the song.
I think this video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. He's a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor. Personally, I'm honored.

You gotta hand it to Kim, she'll take whatever she can get. Which is why I'm sure she'll be honored by the life-size replica of her ass I built for the military. Besides its sheer aesthetic value, it also doubles as a garage for tanks, humvees and the occasional aircraft carrier - or two. God bless you, Kim Kardashian.

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Great! One talentless "celeb" rapping about another talentless "celeb". What joy!

Seriously...look at her! She is a gorgeous as it gets...she may be talentless and retarded but I would spend a whole week with my tongue inside her or vice versa and never get tired of it.

Two things...

1/ Randal is a total douche

2/ I am so sick and tired of losers ripping on Kim for being talentless...she does have a talents - great tits, a great ass and a face that 99% of men will find at least tolerable.

So all the skanks, haters, gay dudes or whoever is ripping Kim needs to realize something - men find her attractive(we don't care if her tits are fake, they are real enough to be touched) that is her talent. That is her skill - she gives me and most other non gay men a boner so stiff I can't get up from my desk for the next 10 mins...

Stop hating

@2 Ashley, Will you video tape that for us?

Forgot to add one thing...the fact that she is a dirty dirty slut only makes her more attractive not less, regardless of what your boyfriend/husband/lover tells you.

Stop hating

She is a sexual wonderland. I'd spend weeks riding her, and never get bored.


Looks like she got some Jocelyn Wildenstein facial upgrades in that main picture.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1056573/Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-flaunts-feline-features-romantic-day-man.html

Did she rally her fan club to come over hear and defend her?

What's that on her forehead? ANOTHER moustache?

Skin so soft sweet and radiant bet she smell like a morning of easter lily cactus. BOTTOM line is, id love to coat her with rough juice...

#3 pretty much summed it up.

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She'll find a compliment from a pile of dogshit.

She should really think about shaving her forehead. Gross.

Mornin, Jimbo!!


@7 - "here". Geez.

She should have said the truth - if your going to rag on me please make sure the song is not total crap.

#2 & 3 & 6

So you like cute selfish short fat chicks with breast implants, a big fat saggy butt that requires airbrushing and girdle support, and wide hips on a short chick. Big deal. Most Americans are fat like Kim which make Kim like the average cute fat American. I admire fit people because it takes work and discipline and looks fabulous. Kim just eats a lot to get her fat induced curves like the typical fat American.

Helloha!

Holy crap! She almost doesn't fit in the picture!

That's very heartwarming, Fish : ) ♥

Street Ape loving women should not be in pop culture, they should be jailed for beastiality.

I bet Kim cried when she saw the video. The video did a great job showing Kim's big fat girdle butt! And they made KIm's girdle butt get bigger like Kim's various butt girdles in all her pictures lol! Kim is a big fat joke!

Did she gain weight? What's the diet of these kind of people?

@15/Winston

I wasted 10 minutes of my day writing this totally hilarious and witty response to your post...but then I realized something. Anyone who compares Kim to the average fat American woman(btw saying fat and American woman is redundant) is is either a.) an American woman or b) gay

I have nothing against fit women...I'd tear up Jessica Biel or whoever is on the cover of this month's chick fitness magazine, but I like my women softer. I don't want to touch a leg and wonder if it is my ripped ass body or my woman.

Women should be soft and squishy but not too squishy...

Terrorist beheadings are wasted on the wrong people.

cause... get it? she has a big butt, guys. guys?

I'm B'lack Oboombox,

and by standing at the world stage at G20, and apologizing for America, and kissing the asses of muslim terrorists, and muslim terrorist countries that want to kill Americans and destroy the western civilized world, and inspiring terrorists to make further attacks on us, and promising appeasement to everyone that threatens us, turning us into pacifist euro-pussies and leading to the destruction of the USA and the American way of life, turning it over to my muslim terrorist and anti-American shitbag friends, I will create more jobs!

Change!

ooga-booga! a dirka-dirka jihad!!!!

i think kim is a somewhat of a go-with-the-flow type of girl. but i also think that she'll do anything to keep her name in the spotlight. ;)

She takes after her dad. He was in denial about the fact that his friend OJ was a murderer and she is in denial about the fact that she feels totally insecure about her appearance. Saying she's flattered by a video that depicts her and her fat ass as a complete joke and shows her being pushed through a wood chipper is big time denial, a pathetic attempt to save face.

Yes #27, Kim has extremely low self esteem, and she is also mentally challenged and has many social disorders. These compounded emotional flaws are the reason she has resorted to beastiality and has had sexual relations with North American Street Apes. She feels that she is not good enough to have sex with humans, and as a last resort and to punish herself, she has chosen to fornicate with subhuman species.

Love those blue veiny fake tits.

#22

You are not alone. Some men have a fat fetish like you and America has plenty of fat people like Kim. I get grossed out over soft squishy fat flab with the usual cellulite that Kim has on her body. I can't help thinking that this person eats too much to get fat flab and cellulite and it is a total turn off for me. I like fit shapely women and not skinny women or fat women. I like a nice small shapely butt too. I also don't get turned on by women that look like they can lift more than me. I also do not like the way breast implants feel and Kim has breast implants too.

I agree with all the "stop hatin'" comments, but only if the guys making them are black. Because:
1) Kim ain't got no taste for white meat, so whiteboys can just move along, thanks
2) Black guys are just barely above dogs constantly sniffing other dogs' asses, so for them, real vs. fake, decent personality vs. annoying, modest vs. vain, intelligent vs. vacant, etc., are all moot points (they don't even know how to pronounce the words).

The "American way of life" is what the majority says it is, and the majority has spoken.

I just want to say how proud I am of Biraq Obomma. I'm glad he apologized for America. America is the worst country in the world, and we deserve to be attacked daily by radical muslim terrorists. The USA is at fault for defeating the Axis powers in World War II, which stopped the world fascist movement, which would have made the Earth a Utopian society. The USA is also stopping Palestine from wiping the Jews off the face of the Earth. There was never a holocaust either. The Judeo-Christian ethics that founded the USA are all wrong, and we need to get family ethics and religion out of our culture, unless it is Muslim terrorist religion, that I agree with. The arrogance of the USA is disgusting, the way they prance all over the world, feeding the hungry, healing the sick, defending the defensless, and providing relief to disaster stricken nations, those are so arrogant and shameless acts, I just can't stand it. Thanks Biraq, you're my hero!!

Hey FRIST whats up this morning??

AS IF all the comments praising this whore aren't written by the same anonymous idiot. Face it, she's a gross WHORE

Usually belly fat is a great indication of how in shape you are, why dont you compare Kim's belly and the pig you are mounting now and see who come out on top...

She's famous for getting peed on. Start there and the rest makes sense.

#36

Kim has belly fat but her body shaper does a great job of keeping the fat in! The bottom line is fat is fat no matter where you are at. If you can pinch more than an inch then you are fat and you can definitely pinch more than an inch on Kim's hips, thighs, butt, and stomach.

@#32

Actually, 50 million out of almost 400 million really isn't a majority. Considering that half of the 50 million that voted for Grape Ape were fraudulant votes anyway, it wasn't a "majority". Since all the conservatives were either too busy working and creating wealth to vote, or the ones who voted and whose votes mysteriously disapeared from liberal controlled voting stations, calling the Appeasement Monkey a legitamite president is a joke. This won't happen again, there is a conservative movement sweeping the nation, soon to be in a neighborhood near you, and in 3+ years, this little communist anti-American liberal experiment will be over.

Can superfish post Kims bikini pictures for Ralphi boy here?????

Jesus Christ, Ape hater, go tell someone who gives a fuck

#39 - I know you have a permanently fixed set of ideas in your head, impervious to facts, but here's one: poll after poll after poll have shown Obama to have the support of a very clear majority of Americans. It really galls you to live in a democracy, doesn't it?

Jimbo (haha I just typed Jimblo but I fixed it): nothing, just deciding if I want to go tanning or not. Then later I have an interview at a bank. But first I'm going to make another mocha. OMG my life sucks. Or is it super awesome. I can't tell.

That's it! I've had it with the Biraq comments! If you want to criticize the president, criticize his policies and not his skin color because let's be honest...he's trying to undo 8 years worth of fucktardation with more fucktardation. Grow some fucking balls and post on NA if you want to communicate with people who share your racist mindset. And if you don't know what NA stands for, you're a pathetic individual who knows nothing of what you're preaching.

#33

It is ignorant people like you that need to start reading and and watching reliable news and quit watching or listening to Hanity and Rush because they do not report news; they report their incorrect opinion and lies.

Here is part of what Obama said:
America, like every other nation, has made mistakes and has its flaws. But for more than two centuries we have strived at great cost and sacrifice to form a more perfect union, to seek with other nations a more hopeful world. We remain committed to a greater good, and we have citizens in countless countries who are serving in wonderful capacities as doctors and as agricultural specialists, people — teachers — people who are committed to making the world a better place.

#40, here's some of Kim's bikini pictures for ya.

http://www.theinsider.com/news/711125_Kim_Kardashian_and_Her_Big_Fat_Ass_On_The_Beach

Thx 46! Thats where Id like to bury my nose when I expire! I thought you were going to show something unflattering,,,shes just built...

#45

you forgot to add where the Appeasement Monkey said:

"We are not a Christian Nation"

Basically discounting a little document that our country was founded on called the Declaration of Independance, which created a country for Christians by Christians under God. Our entire constitution is based on Christianity, and that all men are created equal by GOD. And that life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness are the basic rights given to man by GOD, not given by man.

Don't you brainwashed sheep see what is happening, the GOD given rights we have as Americans are in jeapardy, by removing GOD, they can therefore remove our rights, because although man can't take away what GOD has granted you, man can take away what man has granted.

I know it's all on deaf ears since all you liberals are godless heathens anyway who are going to burn in the fires of hell after your pathetic existance on this planet is over.

Oh shit, now I get why you're such an angry fucktard. You've been lobotomized by Jesus. Suddenly I actually feel bad for you. The world is a scary place when you've grown up believing in fairy tales. BTW your GOD also made black people, you ignorant douche.

Go back to school #48 and take a political science class. Regular school this time... not home school.

#49

God created everything, including animals. He put animals and resources on Earth to serve man and sustain life.

The negros are just another farm animal meant to serve man. But their overbreeding has caused serious problems.

Invading another country under false pretenses, holding prisoners without ever bringing charges, torturing prisoners, causing a world-wide financial systems crisis because of fraudulent securities investment schemes...yeah, America's got NOTHING to apologize about, because we're so special.

#48 & 49

Actually, GOD is everywhere in our constitution, laws, and culture in America. I know you don't believe it because your liberal activist professors & teachers don't teach facts and history anymore, they push liberal anti-american socialist propoganda and brainwash weak minded sheep like yourself.

You are in a serious minority on this argument anyway, since over 95% of Americans are in fact, Christians.

You have no ethics, religion, or soul, which is why you are so stupid and in the dark. All that you liberals have ever accomplished is the destruction of inner cities, that's it, that's all. Go fuck off.

Enough with all this religious stuff on here. All you right wing inbred cousins and all you left wing rainbow hugging homos gotta stop this stuff.

We are here to talk about tits and ass.

#25, yes, and the low-brow, redneck douche bag that occupied the White House for the last 8 years did so well in leading the free world. When he was tossed out on his worthless ass, the US couldn't find an ally worth a shit in the world to aid in the "war on terrorism." Now, since Obama has recognized that being American does not mean being the Dickhead of the world, more countries are likely to assist the you in your illegal war. Dumb ass Yanks. It's time you realized that saying "I'm an American," does not mean the rest of the world will fall to our knees and genuflect. Hitler tried that and it failed. Welcome to the 21st century. Your former hillbilly president kept you in 1965 for far too long.

When I first saw her I thought she was beautiful.
And she is. But who wouldn't be beautiful if they had as much plastic surgery as this woman has?

@52

Keeping prisoners of war is perfectly legal and is a standard practice. No charges need to be filed, they are prisoners of war, and they can be held until the war is over, which it isn't. And there is no physical torture, and they are treated much better than any American prisoners would be treated. Prisoners have no rights and this is all abiding by the Geneva convention, even though we are the only ones who follow it, our enemies don't they just torture and behead us, but that's apparently just fine and dandy with you, you pathetic little discusting wretched excuse for an American.

And the current financial crisis was caused by liberal government programs that felt it was the right of minorities to own homes, so they gave them subprime unfixed mortgages that they couldn't pay back even before their interest rates skyrocketed, so then Frank Raines, Chris Dodd, and Barney Fife Frank bought all the bad mortgages under Fannie Mae and rewarded themselves for meeting quota's with over $100 million dollar bonuses, and then blamed it all on George Bush.

And the stock market decline is because world communist activist George Souros and his muslim terrorist buddies systematically dumped all their stocks over a short period of time. This, and the "panic" and "fear" tactics portrayed by the liberal media created a economic recession. Which isn't even as bad as it was under Jimmy Carter, no where near where it's being portrayed by the Appeasement Monkey.

Keep on livin in denial you disgusting little cunt, and make sure to believe everything that Micheal Moore & Al Franken tells you, cause they're unbiased.

#53

You need to read more and quit getting information from non news like Hannity and Rush. You should take a polictical science class.

The United States Constitution serves as the law of the land for America and indicates the intent of our Founding Fathers. The Constitution forms a secular document, and nowhere does it appeal to God, Christianity, Jesus, or any supreme being. The U.S. government derives from people (not God), as it clearly states in the preamble: "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union...." The omission of God in the Constitution did not come out of forgetfulness, but rather out of the Founding Fathers purposeful intentions to keep government separate from religion.
Although the Constitution does not include the phrase "Separation of Church & State," neither does it say "Freedom of religion." However, the Constitution implies both in the 1st Amendment. As to our freedoms, the 1st Amendment provides exclusionary wording:
Congress shall make NO law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

I miss Still White posting as himself... and Sheva too. Boy, I tell ya, those two maroons combined have the brain power of a paraplegic squirrel. Because these kumkwats posting now are just soooooooo lame.

The vast majority of foreclosures have occurred for mortgages issued by institution that were NOT covered by the Community Reinvestment Act.

It's a simple matter to refute the claims made by the whiny conservatives these days, but there's no impact. They'll just keep repeating them because they know they've lost and they don't know what else to do now.

Rich here, I forgot to add how much I love purple skinned male negros. I love their big black cocks. I love them to stick their big black cocks in my ass and then jizz all over me, it tastes like watermellon, or is that their pee? I likes em both...mmmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmm

She looks great.

sorry superficial posters. i just caught my 16 year old Cletus on the computer and I found out he was being mean and nasty to y'all. He's doesn't mean to be a poop, it's just that since I remarried he's been very inappropriate with his new step sister and that makes him lash out at black folks. i guess i should have mentioned my husband is black and so is his daughter and cletus loves him some choclate milk. cletus apologizes for being a mean gene and for memrizing every rush limbawg show. they warned we that I shouldn't have smoked during pregnancy and i'll make sure to............. huh?....... wait.........

CLETUS! YOU PUT MAMA'S FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD CATALOG DOWN! I don't need no sticky pages boy!

#57
You really need to get a clue because it was Bush that said low income families should have the right to own a home.

On December 16, 2003, President George W. Bush signed the American Dream Downpayment Act, a new program that will provide grants to help home buyers with downpayment and closing costs. The proposal authorizes $200 million dollars for the program for fiscal year 2004.

#57

It was the bad sub prime mortgage loans that caused the American financial problem which was encouraged by the American Dream Down payment Act in 2003 signed by Pres. Bush Wall Street packaged and guaranteed bad sub prime loans and sold them to American and foreign markets.

I love how the rich celebs tell people to believe the opposite economic system that made them rich. LOL Obama will spread the poor, not the wealth. Problem with his plan is that EVENTUALLY, you run out of other people's money.

#57

Get a clue dude!

After the administration of President George W. Bush asserted that detainees were not entitled to any of the protections of the Geneva Conventions, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld on June 29, 2006 that they were entitled to the minimal protections listed under Common Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions.

Common Article 3
It describes minimal protections which must be adhered to by all individuals within a signatory's territory during an armed conflict not of an international character (regardless of citizenship or lack thereof): Noncombatants, combatants who have laid down their arms, and combatants who are hors de combat (out of the fight) due to wounds, detention, or any other cause shall in all circumstances be treated humanely, including prohibition of outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment. The passing of sentences must also be pronounced by a regularly constituted court, affording all the judicial guarantees which are recognized as indispensable by civilized peoples. Article 3's protections exist even though no one is classified as a prisoner of war.

66

The rich liberal celebrities have no problem paying higher taxes since they make more money. It is the greedy selfish rich Republicans that do not want to pay their fair share of taxes. It is not fair that the rich elite have been paying less taxes than the people who make less money and have to pay more.

#67 - Dude, ever try arguing with a cat? You'd have better luck than arguing with these idiots.

I'm just a poor mizundastood black man, tryin' to make it in a white man's world....

My career as MC Muthafucka or Jay-Zee or Raaayyyy-Jaayyy or whateverthefuck I'm calling myself these days seems to have stalled....

RichPort's Ghost, signin' da fuck out, homies.....

P.S. I loves me my shiny plastic Air Jordans and the jeans that are falling off my flabby cottage cheese ass cheeks....

@19 You're pretty dumb.

Reading about polictics is more interesting than reading about Kim's big fat saggy cellulite butt and Kim's butt girdles too.

68

The top 1% of earners (successful) make 22% of all of the money, yet PAY 40% of ALL TAXES in this country. 40%! Oh, and they employ tons of people who support families. 99% of the evil rich didn't inherit their money. Plus, statistics show that Republicans REGARDLESS of how much they make, GIVE MORE TO CHARITY. They started from the bottom and THEY WORKED HARD. That's what drives our country. HARD WORK, not handouts.

i would eat her alive. ass, pussy, everything. for days on end.

i would eat her alive. ass, pussy, everything. for days on end.

How the fuck did this turn into a poltical argument for christ sake?

As soon as I see this sex machine, all I get think about is blasting massive loads on her face and tits....

She looks like Tera Patrick in thses pics

all you liberals who live in an alternate reality are all victims of class warfare perpetrated by liberal politicians with the help of the media.

1) Liberal democrats are the wealthiest people in the world, much richer on average than Republicans. They live jetsetting lifestyles, all the while claiming to be the Champions of the poor, whom they can't even comprehend and have never had anything remotely in common with them. They raise taxes but they don't have to pay taxes. They don't pay social securtiy, and they hide all their outside income in foundations that do nothing.

2) They pit lower income citizens against high income citizens. They portray people with high wealth creation as evil and they deserved to be taxed to death. They get the lower income citizens into a frenzy, with a "Fuck the rich" attitude. All the while, the lower income citizens don't realize that the Rich that they are fucking are the ones that sign their paychecks.

Too many people believe what they see on tv, the media are all liberal activists, it's not too hard to figure out. The x generation are all brainwashed retards who have no concept of reality, and they think that the Weekend Report on Saturday Night Live is an actual news outlet.

There are two facts in economics and the outcomes never change.

1) Raising taxes has never helped an economy grow.
2) Lowering taxes boosts revenue to the goverment and increases wealth creation.

these two facts are irrefutable facts. They are absolute. Unless you're a liberal, who see's everything ass backwards.

Now go fuck off and die you unemployed hippy commie pinko fags.

#77 - Uummm, explain this please:

"Liberal democrats are the wealthiest people in the world, much richer on average than Republicans"

versus

"Now go fuck off and die you unemployed hippy commie pinko fags."

Please keep your regurgitation straight, or it's irrefutable that you will choke.

Rich libs weren't given their money. They earned it. If they want to pay higher taxes than required, there's a box to do that on their tax return. Or they could just write a check to the govt. Just get your hand out of my pocket in order to give my money away to slackers. sorry.

Rich libs weren't given their money. they earned it. If they want to give more to the govt, write a check. Just get your hands out of my pocket trying to give my money away to slackers. That's all.

#78
I think he meant Liberal Democrat Politicians.

But go ahead and correct some grammar now instead of refuting facts, in true liberal fashion.

#78
I think he meant Liberal Democrat Politicians.

But go ahead and correct some grammar now instead of refuting facts, in true liberal fashion.

I want to pee on this girl.

GAWT DAYUM SHE FYNE

Once you go black, white guys never smell bad again.

#79

You said, "If they want to pay higher taxes than required?"

The funny thing is you people act like you make over 250,000 per year and will be affected by the tax increase in 2010 lol! Only one percent of the US population make 250,000 or more.

It is only fair that the more you make; the more you pay taxes. It is not fair that the less you make; the more you pay taxes. Some how you have been fooled by Hannity or Rush. You need to learn the facts by reading or listening to reliable news like the BBC.

#81 - "I think he meant Liberal Democrat Politicians."

Don't you mean "I think I meant..." since, let's face it, you're posting under about 6 douchey names? The only facts I care to refute is whether or not Kim K has D's or DD's. Your idiocy has been shot down repeatedly, and you haven't said one relevant thing about any of these celebridiots. Nothing funny, shit, nothing even true. But I am glad you're a fan.

After years of research, in colaberation with National Geographic, Time, Ebony, & High Times magazines, it has finally been proven by fact what the Black species has contributed to the planet Earth.

Without further ado, the list of Black contributions:


1) Invented the technology of sticking a bone through your nose and plates in your lips

2) Mastered the art of recieving welfare handouts from white people.

3) Created the intricate distribution infrastructure of the crack house by putting a hole in the door.

4) Invented a language so advanced and superior (ebonix) that there is no published version of it and nobody can use it effectively to communicate, because it is unfathomable to the average human.

And finally, the crowning acheivement of the Blacks:

5) Devised a systematic geographic, architecture, economic & social deterioration machine that will destroy any inner city on the planet within 5 years. This machine is so advanced and foolproof that it can't even be seen, it must've come from outer space, that's how crazy fucking advanced it is...

86

you stupid fuck. you must be part of the 50% of people who pay no fed tax, but still get to vote. Obama knows that if he robs Peter to pay Paul, he can always rely on Paul's vote. Read and comprehend the following facts.

The top 1% of earners (successful) make 22% of all of the money, yet PAY 40% of ALL TAXES in this country. 40%! Oh, and they employ tons of people who support families. 99% of the evil rich didn't inherit their money. Plus, statistics show that Republicans REGARDLESS of how much they make, GIVE MORE TO CHARITY. They started from the bottom and THEY WORKED HARD. That's what drives our country. HARD WORK, not handouts.

I don't know what it is about her, but she makes me feel a teensy bit lezbo : /

#48 & 53 - The Truth/the Sword of God/whatever zealot-like name you're ranting under....you should listen to 58 and actually read the documents that formed our country rather than parrot what you've been told by other ignorant fools. The so-called "Appeasement Monkey" knows a fuck of a lot more about Constituional law than you do.

"Bill of Rights, Amendment One: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."

That means your "Christian nation" is all in your head. Christianity isn't the only religion that believes in the concept of God, so by saying God is mentioned everywhere and using that an argument that we're a Christian nation is idiotic. Just because Jefferson mentioned "God" in the Declaration does not make this a Christian nation, no matter what Rushie says. We were not in a religious war with England and our nation was NOT established in His name. Christ never listed "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" as his goals, which is why Jefferson instead chose to use Locke's "life, liberty and the pursuit of property" as his basis for a social contract.

Jefferson and Madison created the separation wall of church and state specifically with morons like you in mind - because centuries of fruitless, ruinous and debilitating religious wars in Europe were started by people just like you. We were established as a secular nation for that very reason, which is why you do not first need to be a Christian, or indeed espouse any religion at all, to be elected to our highest office.

If you want to insist that because Christians are in the majority in this country that makes us a Christian nation, let me remind you that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world - in 25 years you might be outnumbered and forced to eat your '"majority" argument. And then you'll be fucking grateful that Madison was smarter than you could ever hope to be.

#89 - Since you're part of the 1% who pay 40% of all federal taxes, and you never received a handout since you earned it all, shouldn't you be working? How do you and your 1% ass find time to goof off on a celebrity gossip blog? And you can make the blanket statement that 99% of the top 1% each earned their fortunes, and started from nothing at all? I must be cool to know so many people... do they all call you Mr Dirk? Sir Dirk? Dirkhead? Dirk in a Box?

#91 - Trying to talk sense to quacks is like trying to make a cat bark.

#91,

typical left-wing propogandist gibberish. Always butchering the meaning of "seperation of church and state" to push your anti-American aggenda. You have no clue what your talking about, and copying and pasting preprogrammed responses from left-wing websites makes you even more pathetic.

^^^^See? What I mean? They're everywhere ^^^!!!!!

^^^^See? What I mean? They're everywhere ^^^!!!!!

on the other hand, let's talk about big black cocks. That's my real area of expertise. This is right up my alley, in every way imaginable.

Bitch has stretch marks on her fake titties.

Okay - I some Emenim, but when is he gonna start making fun of black celeb's the way he does white one's, with the exception of Will Smith. I mean that have pulled just as much celeb bullshit as all the others he raps about! Oh wait - that might make him racist!! Screw that!

Maybe Eminem wants to piss on her next?

#48
did you like it when your daddy came in your room at night and touched you? wait, we all know the answer. no- you loved it.
Our nation is also based on this weird thing called separation of church and state.
Sorry you are an outcast and were mistreated in high school & throughout your entire childhood, but if you don't like the president, you have the freedom to do two really amazing things: either move or do something (legal) about it. However, judging by how most Americans feel, Obama is thankfully not leaving office anytime soon because he is an intelligent individual deserving of the title of president. Judging by your approach (posting racist remarks on a celebrity gossip website because you are too much of a coward to say your opinion in public), I will make an educated guess and say you are not intelligent enough to know that you have the opportunity to leave if you do not like living in America or if you do not care enough to take legal action by educating or informing others to change something.
p.s. you're a communist
p.p.s you would never say this to a group of people in PERSON, so way to look all big and strong when you do not have to worry about being directly confronted

God i would love to suck on those toes! She is a godess! Would give anything for 1 night with her!

#93 Heh heh, so they are, just like slimy toadstools popping up after a rain. "My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts" should be tattooed on that one's ass. Along with the number to the masochist's hot line - they get said asses handed to them here daily - and still they instigate again and again. WTF, I'm bored today, so I'll take my stick and just poke the manure pile again...

#94 For all the frothing, I don't see a coherent argument from you about defining separation of church and state in any other way. Remember that most of the current applications of God we see in currency, etc. were not instituted by the founding fathers, but by zealots who feared the Civil War would destroy the country and wished to curry favor with God for their side, and those who felt the Pledge of Allegiance needed that extra boost to fight godless communism (apparently we felt no prior need to call on God daily when fighting - and winning - two World Wars).

You're not going to find any cut and paste from me, I've actually read all the sources I mentioned, and am more than capable of forming a coherent argument all on my own, unlike, well, um, YOU. Amusingly enough, I also see you claiming "smarter than you", and while it's obviously veeeery important to you to make that point, sadly, there's no evidence to back that up, either, so you're really coming up short on all counts here. On the contrary, someone who can't spell "separation" and "agenda" doesn't have a lot of credibility when they start yelling "smarter than you", Short Bus. Take your room temperature IQ and be comforted that Jesus loves you even if you're a moron, but stay away from trying to second guess Madison - he wouldn't have tolerated you for two fucking seconds before booting you out on your ignorant ass.

So she feels "honored" that someone actually features her in a music video and makes fun of her stupid self? Thats great.

So she feels "honored" that someone actually features her in a music video and makes fun of her stupid self? Thats great.

So she feels "honored" that someone actually features her in a music video and makes fun of her stupid self? Thats great.

ACTUALLY, the top 1% make over 90% of the money. This has been GREATLY increased in the last 10 years. The American government and many governments around the world are ruled by the "money changers". I don't believe in the Bible, but I believe in God. The only part of the Bible where Jesus used force was against the "money changers" who manipulated the value of money.

The Federal Reserve which controls our money supply and hence controls our government. America is the Zionists' ogre. I mean no harm to Jewish people, as the Illuminati is only a small group of Jewish people... but they CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!! They own all of our television media, newspapers, popular magazines, radio, etc. They make the movies and sell us their junk. Both the republican and democratic parties are puppets to the Zionist "shadow government."

Take a look at the countries which are so-called "enemies" of the US. Iran, Russia, and China refused to give in to the IMF (which propagates a debt-based fractional reserve system). They have fought hard to hold onto a real money supply. Why do you think Iran is all over the news now? They are not a threat to the United States. They want to be free and independent of American (actually Zionist) rule.

Just a few days ago Obama went to Turkey and was trying to get them to join the United Nations. Obama is pushing forward the New World Order. Once a country joins an international alliance (such as NATO or the UN) where a foreign body can control domestic policy, then they lose national sovereignty. IMF rules regulate that no member nation can use a gold standard, but be forever stuck in a debt-perpetuating system where money is created with interest. That means there is no way to ever pay off the debt = slavery.

A VERY IMPORTANT FACT that most people are unaware of is that THE UNITED NATIONS uses many environmental issues to further its agenda and further its stranglehold over the people. THE GOVERNMENT uses CO2 as an excuse to push more taxes onto companies which will be passed down to the American people through higher costs. Washington also uses the environment to gain more control through regulating companies and the people's daily lives. The UN has MANDATED that reducing carbon emissions, greenhouse gases, and GLOBAL WARMING are pressing issues that must be taken care of (with taxes, of course). When the UN decides on something, all member nations MUST make national laws to enforce them. That goes against the constitution. But like Bush said, "It's just a piece of paper," that is what it has been reduced to.

The laws that are passed in this nation are not at our citizens' benefit. We have open borders, taxation without representation. The people are OVERWHELMINGLY against the bank bailout which passed with littel opposition. We are fed toxic, nutrient void Genetically Engineered food. Our crops and groundwater are laced with cancer-causing poisons. The profits all go in the right direction: Monsanto ==> Big Pharma. That is why we don't have universal health care. Because Multinational Corporations are making us sick and they get richer and richer from it! That system would be flipped upside down if the government paid (with our money).

The Clinton administration allowed the use of RBGH is cows (which raises cancer risk 7 times). 85% of corn is genetically engineered. Most corn, soy, canola is. You can thank the Bush administration for ALLOWING Monsanto to sell GE sugar, as of 2008! These are highly toxic, dangerous foods and are in everything! I urge you all to buy organic (for your health and to keep profits out of the tyrants' hands). The FDA works AGAINST the American citizen. Basically everything that they approve is dangerous for human consumption. Laws passed by the multinational corporations through the "World Trade Organization" mean that our government can't regulate itself, it has to abide by rules the corporations created themselves.

IT IS ILLEGAL for product packaging to LABEL GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FOODS! IN FACT, ORGANIC FARMERS must pay $20,000 a year to be called organic and have to jump through hoops to pass testing by the FDA. The new sellers of RBGH (Eli Lily) are trying to pass legislation that would make it ILLEGAL for a milk product to state that it is does NOT contain RBGH. The American people are uninformed and are losing their right to choose. %90 of prepackaged meals at the grocery stores contain Genetically Engineered ingredients. Since it is illegal to mark GE foods, we don't know what we are getting. Monsanto is the producer of genetically engineered seeds, who is also responsible for Agent Orange and Round Up. DON'T BUY THEIR PRODUCTS! I shop at Trader Joe's because they don't use any artificial ingredients, chemicals, or GE ingredients in their foods.

American policy is Zionist policy and we need to join hands and stop the Invisible tyrant.


"Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001

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I'm not part of the 1%. I'm trying to get there. When I do, I don't want the GUBMENT to take my money and give it to the likes of you and your loser, anti-american friends. Unlike you, I love people in the 1%. They employ people who provide for their kids. Ever get a job from a poor person? No. You don't have to like "rich" people, but if you're hating, don't take a nickel from them.

i too would be honored to be mentioned in an eminem song, whether what he said about me was bad or good.

#108 Ask everyone who lost their Enron pension how much they love that 1%. Don't look now, but the gub'mint just DID take your money - and it gave it to your 1% buddies when they cried that their companies were too big to fail, even though it was they who'd run them into the fucking ground. Those in the 1% - and those trying to get there -have gotten fatter in the past decade by looting pension funds, running Ponzi schemes, getting sweetheart exclusive gub'mint contracts and running companies into bankruptcy and receivership while collecting obscenely large golden parachutes and undeserved retention bonuses. I didn't notice Henry Kravitz employing more people when he was king of the LBO which broke up and sold off companies, Conrad Black just sucked the Sun-Times dry until the tax liabilities killed it, and Lesar's moving Halliburton and his ill-gotten loot to Dubai isn't exactly pro-American behavior either. How many employees are grateful to those 1 percenters?

I'm all for letting people make their pile, but doing it by fucking over the rest of the country - from literally picking their pockets to polluting their air and water to get it - means eventually you'll break the system and the middle class that's supporting your company in the first place. That top 1% that Reagan lived to enrich hated government regulation because they saw it as interference in getting that last little drop of blood from everyone and everything. Look at what deregulation of the banking and mortage industry led to. And notice how much they need the government to interfere NOW on their behalf. So how about if we just send you our share of the bill, and you can pay for your friends?

How ironic, Kim enjoys people making fun of her. How stupid is this bitch anyways? How could she be flattered that Eminem is making fun of her. This just proves that she is sooooooo retarded. The only way she feels like she is getting some sort of respect is by being made fun of. PLEASE BITCH DIE ALREADY.

As ifff she feels honoured.. eminem makes fun of her the most.. hah.

he even compliments lindsay lohan..

Not only does she seem to have a very artificial and and plastic personality (as was certainly seen in Dancing with the Stars), she looks the same way. In these particular shots, i guess she looks pretty, but is WAY over-done and over-the top. She is trying too hard, which i guess is what she has to do when she has no real talent of any type, and can only get by on her looks.

Wow, she is gorgeous. Jealous females will hate all day, but they come off as petty and unattractive. She may not be the most talented celebrity, but she's one of the hottest.

God she is a greasy, self-promoting, wrothless, piece of shit. I love how she always trys to take everything negative that happens to her or is said about her and tires to spin it around. Wow, someone is in denial or is as thick as a stack of planks (I'd say it would be a combination of the two).

Whether it be about her airbrushed, red, chunky thighs (YES GIRLS I'VE GOT CURVES!!1) or even this EMINIEM SPOOFED ME AND I WILL TRY AND DIVERT FROM THE FACT THAT HE CALLED ME A MAN IN THIS SONG AND SAY HE'S SAID MUCH WORSE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE HEHE). Just DIE Kim, you worthless piece of shit. Please, can you and your whole fucking family, just fucking DIE.

Does anyone notice that weird like fuzz patch on her forehead below her hair line??

#94- your caption reads, "Smarter than You", and yet you cannot spell separation correctly. Why am I not surprised?

And for all of you disgusting, vile racists that post here...you should truly be ashamed of yourselves. Imagine the mortification you would feel if your boss at the gas station found out. Assholes. May you meet a merciless gang in a dark alley some night very soon...you'll be crying your little piggy eyes out and begging for mercy.

Nice stretch marks, hobag.

hes feeding her into a wood chipper thats spewing money in the end and this is all she has to say??? she's flattered?? God thats exactly the point. These people would rather ruin themselves to make money than develop a passion and skill for entertaining.

....................................PRAISE THE LORD!!

What's up with her hairline?

Nice hairline you talentless & useless Rottweiler!

@114

lol!

Kim has no talent unless you call doing porn with your ex want to be thug boyfriend and self proclaimed fat fetish. Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. Kim looks like the typical cute short fat American with big wide hips and a big loose butt that requires a butt girdle to look perky. Kim relies on airbrushing her stout body to look smaller in pictures. Some people here are praising Kim for having bad habits like eating too much so she looks short and stout. Big deal Kim relies on airbrushing, body shapers, and butt girdles. It's not like she is watching her weight to stay fit and exercising regularly. Kim does nothing worthy of her time except shop, do a reality show that requires no talent or discipline, and basically being self absorbed. There is nothing to admire about Kim unless one has low self esteem.

From what I gather, this is how it is:

Conservatives (Republicans) love America and want to see it strong again.

Liberals (Democrats) hate America and want to destroy it.

It's pretty plain to see. And I'm not talking about RINO's like that wretched excuse for an American Arlen Specter or those two deushbags up in New England.

What kind of a president goes on the world stage and apologizes to Muslim Terrorists? What a complete shitbag we have in the White House.

She looks like Pocahantas......

She is gorgeous and one of the hottest.

there's Kim, looking great as usual

Its hilarious how every hot chick that's not smoking a white dudes pole becomes somehow hideously ugly. It even caries over to porn. White chicks start losing jobs after they do a scene with a black dude.
Its clearly fear of not being able to compete and a shot to the ego.

Anyone with objective eyes can see that the girl is absolutely beautiful. Nice complexion nice cheek bones, and nice DSL's. We all know the body is amazing. Anyone who hates on her body is doing so because they would nut in less than 3 strokes if they ever got a chance to smash.
But you dont have to worry about all of that. Haters never get ass anyway!!!!

That little guy down the street finally got rap to lady of his dreams. Hee hee (OMONEY)

That little guy down the street finally got rap to lady of his dreams. Hee hee (OMONEY)

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