Apr 10 2009Kim Kardashian hearts fitness

Getting drilled like a Gulf of Mexico oil well provides some cardio, but isn't exactly a workout.

SHE IS SUCH AN AIRHEAD AND DOES ANYTHING FOR PUBLICITY.

WHO IS GOING TO BUY THIS TAPE? SHE HAS HAD SO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY AND HER "WEIGHT LOSS" IS NOT REAL. IT'S CALLED LIPO.

LOL!!!

WTF, why didnt she just shot this thing at night....in a basement....
You cant even see the outline between her body and the room in half the pics.

Kim, you want to sell a shitload of tapes? Wear nothing but white spandex, spray yourself with a hose, and then proceed to do jump rope for a half hour, followed by crawling on all fours in a circle for a half hour. It would be fantastic. I'd buy at least 3 copies sweetie.

From 2 to 3 post a day of kim, Im getting the feeling Superfish is an Assworshiper just like me...

I wonder when "Groomer Has It" starts.

she's fucking weak, she doesn't have a clue about fitness! this is all so men can watch her bend and sweat. moron.

What a beautiful smile to go along with a beautiful woman!

Kim keeps us all entertained and wondering what her next surprise will be yet still finds time to pretend to work out. With her fake aerobics and her all liquid diet of urine we will see her tranform from fat to fat-tabulous!

Great work girl! Love the gimp suit too!

Randal

They couldn't find a wide angle lens big enough to get close to her ass!?!

Who the fuck wears a pink bra through a peak-a-boo spandex black top in a workout video? Or your hair out? With all that makeup? Oh, I get it.This is an excercise tape for all those prostitutes on 42nd street who are on strike but still want to keep their bajingos in shape.

I'm pretty sure you meant to title this post "Kim Kardashian hearts anything that will get her publicity including shooting a retarted workout video which contains 34 outfit changes"

love how her left TATA is highlighted in the 6th photo

Kim’s a big fat joke. Kim got liposuction on her lower back, upper thighs, and hips. Kim has no muscle definition on her body and it is obvious she does not work out regularly. I have no idea who would actually buy and work out to this video tape. Kim is just a short fat chick that relies on body shapers, butt girdles, and airbrushed pictures and there is nothing special about that because any lazy fat American can do this.

HAHAHA!!!!! OMG, this chick has the physical prowess of a hippo. Im all about curves, but PLEASE, she has GOT to be kidding!! Really Kim? really? You must think America is dumb as a bucket of rocks if you think your really going to sell these videos other than for pure laughs. I mean, this could easily be a comedy, but a fitness workout? HAHAHAHA!!!!! At least now Im starting to appreciate your sense of humor, because I was starting to think that vapid self absorbed narcissistic personality of yours was just for show! Glad to see you've reaffirmed your existence. Thanks for the laugh!! One more thing, I suggest you stop eating, that might help. Good luck!

I even like the cute lil sexy dumbbells :-)

nice saddlebags in the first picture. god, even in black you can tell she has fat ass blubbery thighs. yeah, that's a real inspiration to work out

Thanks, Vintage, we cute little sexy dumbells like you too.

FIRST!

Seriously, who the hell works out with weights that light? Women need to get over their fear of "bulking up." I lift "heavy" weights and it only makes me leaner and more feminine... not bulky and masculine!

Fuck off troll.

FIRST!

Fuck off troll.

FIRST!

"Thanks, Vintage, we cute little sexy dumbells like you too."

I have no idea what I was trying to say. I'm an idiot!

FIRST!

Zanna-- looks like you've come down with a bad case of trollitis. The cure is a .45 to the head of the troll. PULL IT TROLL, PULL THAT FUCKING TRIGGER SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@7

Randal .. I dont know if you were trying to throw in some sarcastic humor there or what, but still I think you should down a bottle of bleach.

#18

For Kim this is probably the most she can lift because she does not workout regularly. I lift weights too and I agree with you because it's a great way to get nice muscle definition without bulking up. Women start losing muscle in their 30s and this is why it is very important for women to lift weights. There are so many benefits to weight lifting because it protects against osteoporosis and muscle burns more calories than fat. Do not concentrate specifically on the bicep muscle or else you will have manly looking arms like Madonna.

I wish that I had real friends. Sucking up to random names on crappy blogs feels so empty, but it is all that I've got.

BTW-sometimes when I stick my finger in my butt it hurts. I don't mean my finger hurts. I mean that my butt hurts. Does anyone know why that is?

Enough of this bitch already, jesus. You post about the same people over and over. This site is quickly becoming lame.

"Whose" ?? Don't you mean "who's" ?? As in "who is" ?? People who can't spell worth shit have no business running a website. Whose is possessive ... as in "whose stuff is this."

This is like getting relationship advice from a 49 year-old single woman, though admittedly, she looks good.

I wonder what it's like to live the life of a vacuous celebutard?

@27 funny cause I remember your mom akinf me the same thing. Only it wasn't a finger in her ass at the time.

Who in gods name is going to buy this? And why do "celebrities" that have been to the gym perhaps a dozen times in their lives think that they know anything about fitness? If Kim makes ANY money off of this I think that it should be okay for Korea to nuke America.

"akinf"?

I'm smart! I'm clever and people that come to this site like me! Some of them, anyway.

I think everyone should give her a break. She's gorgeous. Is her butt bigger than most people's her size? Yes. It's her trademark though. And I happen to know that any straight man would prefer a really round ass to no ass. (no, I'm not referring to myself, mine's on the small side).

I do think it's a good motivator for women who might not be in perfect shape, I've had some friends that were bigger say they hated exercise videos, when i asked why they didn't do them, they said the woman in the video is always ridiculously fit. So there you go, helping women feel & look better :)

@34 You're gonna make me cry. pffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttt

I prefer a small ass, small waist and huge tits, but that is just me. I also prefer my women to not have a moustache and and afternoon shadow from her wax job that morning.

"First, warm up with some plastic surgery..."

FRIST!

LMAO! That cunt has the IQ of a treetrunk (no offense to trees), a brain the size of a jellybean, is less educated than 5th graders (I dare you to compete on that show, idiot Kim), is as interesting as a cockroach and could rent out storage units in her gigantic endless ass.

What a desperate HOdawg!

I do tae-bo and step aerobics and this chick is an embarrassment to us all. Go do smth you're good at, like being "sexy". Eww. Does anyone actually look up to her and say: "Hey, look at that, I want exactly that body and I am so glad she is showing me the fitness that brought it to her. Oh yey." Oh.. puke!

@18 I couldn't agree more. I use 12 lbs on each arm and my arms are sleek and toned, not bulky at all. Those 2 lbs are a joke.

#35

I'm a nice looking fit guy and I like a small shapely ass, not a flat ass, but a small shapely ass, and not a saggy wide fat butt like Kim. Unfortunately most Americans are fat like Kim, so it is rare to see fit and skinny females. Kim's big butt is nothing without her butt girdle support or airbrushed pictures. Kim's trade mark is her girdle butt and she never goes out in public without her butt girdle. And pehaps you are right that fat chicks like Kim want to work out to a video with a fat short chick that has had liposuction on her hips, upper back, and thighs in hopes of shaping her big fat loose butt, and slimming down her fat body. Also I am sure fat chicks want to work out to a short fat chick that has breast implants too.

I work out to Kim Kardashian daily.

/you know what I'm saying?

Yummy!

She did work out her mouth and hands on Ray J's big black dick in her infamous cinematic debut. Is there a DVD chapter about how to work out your throat so you can take a really big dick?

Is there a chapter about how to exercise so that you can be on all 4's and take it doggie style? I'm sure there are leg spreading exercises, yes?

I'd buy it if she covers that.....

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Yeah dude! I have a fat fetish too and I love fat bottom girls; even the ones like KIm that are saggy! I'm more into the soft doughy feeling of fat bottom girls.

Why would you do a work out video to someone who's body is covered up? You want to see how ripped the person's body is. She's got a pretty face but this is just retarded.

The previous post about this piss bitch was her calling out that wacko Octomom, and she's shoving cotton candy faster than a big black dick. Now, she's doing a exercise video?

Enough with this vile cunt already.

"Seriously, who the hell works out with weights that light? Women need to get over their fear of "bulking up." I lift "heavy" weights and it only makes me leaner and more feminine... not bulky and masculine!"

This is very true. Take note, ladies: you'll only get ripped and bulky like a guy if you 'supplement' your weight-lifting with male hormones, which those freaky she-man body builders use to look the way they do. Lifting weights and eating correctly, etc. will only tone your body and make you look delicious. =D

Je$u$ Chri$t! How much weight is K.K. using?! Unless you're a bedridden cripple slowly trying to regain the use of your limbs, those tiny weights won't do shit. K.K., not only are you *WORTHLESS*, you're spreading misinformation to others who sincerely want to get in shape. Get teeth knocked out of your face, whore.

The previous post about this piss bitch was her calling out that wacko Octomom, and she's shoving cotton candy faster than a big black dick. Now, she's doing a exercise video?

Enough with this vile cunt already.

Why isn't anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weekness...perhaps ?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY

How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the "pirate" situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn't we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI

This is a sign of what's ahead for all of us....weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK ...and trust me...most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don't even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don't let it slip away.

Is she supposed to be doing downward-facing dog in pic 7? Who does yoga while wearing gym shoes??

and theres nothing better after a tough physical workout than a nice warm golden shower.

Chubby bitches like kim rely on shapewear. Even when working out! Who the hell wears a fucking huge BELT to the gym, apart from dumb cunts with excess flabby stomachs they dont want to expose. She might as well have worn a fucking corset and girdle too. I for one wont be buying this 'workout dvd', since i already have the kind of hot skinny body Kim only wishes she could have, but will never have on account of having fat genes and a penchant for junk food/ fucking black guys. Lucky me!

What?!!! There is no Cameltoe shown (nor enhanced) in the promo pictures? WTF - do they want to loose money? Where is the details of the rest of her!!!!?

Whoever edits this site is a revolting piece of smelly shit. STOP POSTING THIS USELESS CUNT. And you're not witty, sorry. Far from it. HA HA.

@51

You write true stuff about Kim with a hillarious twist lol!

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Unless you're a bedridden cripple slowly trying to regain the use of your limbs, those tiny weights won't do shit. K.K., not only are you *WORTHLESS*, you're spreading misinformation to others who sincerely want to get in shape. ***********************************************************************************

Also Kim's arms and bottom legs look atrophied.

#18 Jessica, a lot of women do carry heavier weights and are strong and healthy. We already have men putting us down and lumping us into one group, don't join them. Don't stereotype women like that, it's insulting.

Why isn't this released released as soft core porn video? Why do they disguise it as a workout video? She's already done the porn, so it's not like it'll be a shock to anyone.
I admire Kim for her ability to sell her ass, quite literally and milk it for all its worth. So, she has some great entrepreneurial skills.

But Kim is not fit or healthy. Thats why she wears a girdle to cover her tummy fat and black to make her look slimmer. Since when did the boundaries cross and someone who is the epitome of inactivity (she's not toned and gets plastic surgery) is ALLOWED to release a workout video? it's like amy winehouse releasing a video on healthy living. it's plain silly!

FITNESS was never more exiting, folks!!

What excercise move gets you a bubble butt? the french fri crunch?

click on my name

How about some leg-stretch exercises?

#63

You can get a shapely round butt by doing regular weight lifting exercises with such weight equipment as the butt blaster. I am short like Kim, but not fat like Kim. I stay fit by doing regular weight lifting and eating right most of the time and I also like doing active things like walking, hiking, biking, dancing, and swimming. The problem with Kim is she started gaining a pound a year like the typical fat American. Kim is definitely 20 pounds or more overweight. This being the case; Kim gained weight but did not maintain a regular workout routine, so now she has a saggy butt and cellulite that now require a butt girdle or airbrushed photos. Kim got liposuction on her upper back, thighs, and hips. There is no evidence that Kim has done anything physical to lose her fat or started eating healthy and gave up her fried Oreo cookies. If you gain weight and do not exercise regularly then you will get fat and flabby, but if you gain weight and exercise regularly then you have a chance of delaying the sag, until you lose the extra weight. Even if you hate to exercise; go to a gym and start exercising 15 minutes 1-3 times a week with weights. Then increase your workout to 20 and perhaps 30 minutes. Once a week at the gym working with weights for 20 minutes is better than nothing. Just do it! Get fit!

#61

Excellent point.

Kim made 5 million off her porn flick with her self proclaimed fat fetish ex boyfriend. Forbes says the porn industry is a 14 billion dollar annual business. There are people with a fat fetish for Kim willing to pay to see her big fat butt on her short body having sex with a want to be gangster thug. I saw a clip of Kim's porn flick and her boyfriend was kneading her big fat butt like dough and it was gross, but if you have a fat fetish then one might enjoy it. Kim is basically a poser with no true ambition. Who wears a thick heavy leather belt during a workout or let’s their hair down? Working out is meant to break a sweat, not try to look cute for the camera. Her 3 pound weights are also a big joke for someone selling a workout video. At least Kim is not wearing one of her ridiculous mega girdle butts like she usually does; Kim is one big fat lazy fraud and we all know it. I don’t mind a big toned butt, but a saggy doughy butt like Kim’s is gross.

There are a lot of short, medium, and tall females out there with big fat butts like Kim that rely on butt girdles to improve their figure, but they do not go around in public proclaiming it is the real thing like Kim. This is one of the annoying things about Kim; she wants praise for being lazy. She wants praise for getting liposuction and breast implants. She wants praise for airbrushing her photos. She want's praise for wearing butt girdles and bodyshapers.
There is nothing special about Kim. She is like the typical fat cute American who relies on body shapers and butt girdles to improve her figure. Kim got famous for doing porn and wearing butt girdles; end of story.

We all know you're getting paid to post this pile of shit monkey fucking white trash whore.

I Love FAt GIrls!!!!!

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I love fat chicks too because they are so greatful and they love my compliemnts. I tell them that skinny and fit chicks are a turn off for me because I love big soft squeezeable meat. These fat chicks eat it up!

s h e i s F A T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim's a fat sexy doughy butt short chick.

I think that every post about her should be labeled "Kim Lardassian"

God this is such BS. I bet Kim can't even run a mile without stopping.

Omg I looked at a couple enlarged pics... she's wearing sooo much make-up she looks like a wax figure. I would probably puke from having to watch her "work out" because I would just imagine all of that melting into her pores.

Darn it. A workout video? My fiance and I put off our wedding until we could see her " How to Dance" Video. We enjoyed her performance so much on Dancing with the Stars that we figured we'd be the hit of the wedding if we could copy her dance moves.

ha ha ha ha hahahahah
heee hehe ehehehehehe
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*rolls on the floor*
*wipe tears*

heeeee he he hahahahahah

#75

I've seen Kim in person and she looks like a short stocky chick with a lot of make up on and she was wearing one of her signature girdles. She's a big joke, but my buddy loves her because he says shes a filthy dirty fat bottom girl who does kinky stuff to keep a man, and my buddy likes chicks with a big ass because he says they are easy.

why would someone wear hoop earings while they work out.

why would someone wear hoop earings while they work out.