Apr 7 2009Kendra Wilkinson hearts guns
- Kendra Wilkinson posted pics of herself at the shooting range. Somewhere, Glenn Beck just grew a boner then immediately started crying and called it a socialist. [Kendra Wilkinson]
- Jessica Alba demonstrates how to go from super-hot actress to boring woman who's always at the park because no one wants to hire you. But at least she got the part before Lindsay Lohan who now has to settle for "Inevitably Dead in a Dumpster Girl." [Just Jared]
- Hugh Jackman hands out toys at a children's hospital. Oh, yeah, well I suffocated some old people in a retirement home. Who's bringing sweet blissful joy to others now, Jackman? In your face! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Russell Crowe turns 45 and celebrates by eating an entire kangaroo. He'll say it's method acting, but his next role is a Holocaust survivor.* Nice try. [Radar]
- J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot is apparently full of attractive fellows. Unfortunately, ladies, you'll have to battle 45-year-old men in Picard jammies to get at them. (Hint: Flash your vagina. They'll think it's a Klingon and run for cover, or faint at the sight of their first one. Either way.) [Pink is the New Blog]
*Possibly not true.
Reader Comments
1. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:31 PM
Whoa...am I FRIST??? No, I'm FRIST!!!
2. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:32 PM
Whoa...am I FRIST??? No, I'm FRIST!!!
3. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:33 PM
Whoa...am I FRIST??? No, I'm FRIST!!!
4. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:34 PM
I dedicate that to the one on the last post who said people who claim first are as stupid as people who who double post.
Yeah...I meant to do that..
5. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:41 PM
I stand corrected...aPARENTly it was a triple post.
Fix yer fucking site, Fish!!
6. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:43 PM
Hey! Where did everybody go???
7. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:43 PM
Hey! Where did everybody go???
8. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:43 PM
Hey! Where did everybody go???
9. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - April 7, 2009 4:44 PM
She is practicing to shoot cans. You know, Africans, mexicans, puerto ricans.
10. FRIST!!! - April 7, 2009 4:45 PM
Holy shit! Is there an echo in here??
11. Rachell - April 7, 2009 4:45 PM
lol I heard Glenn Beck's boner is being imprisoned in a FEMA camp somewhere.
12. dirk - April 7, 2009 4:56 PM
Obama started sucking his thumb and ran behind his wife Sasquatch. We're comin to throw you bums out in 2010 and 2012.
13. The Juno - April 7, 2009 5:07 PM
Mmmmm. Ruger PC-9 (or PC-4) carbine. Nice choice, Kendra. Hope it doesn't kB! on ya.
14. Gunman - April 7, 2009 5:23 PM
Let's be honest: for the most part, Ruger can't make a rifle that's worth a damn. Pistols, yes. Shotguns, not bad. Rifles? Yuck.
Which isn't to say that this isn't INSANELY HOT.
Remember, Kendra... don't jerk it. You want to squeeze it. Breath control, baby, breath control... squeeeeeeeze... A little more. Squeeeze it. Here it comes... Both eyes open...
15. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - April 7, 2009 5:25 PM
I cant wait to throw these bums out #12. Hopefully we wont get a repeat of W.
16. Obama - April 7, 2009 5:37 PM
Year after year property values fall and crime increases from our inner cities
to the suburbs. This is in correlation to the growing number of gated communities appearing. It seems that people want to maintain their sense of
value in their assets which is in a big part, their property.
Year after year social welfare programs increase for the african americans who spread from the inner cities to the suburbs bringing their crime and drugs. They also (through social programs) purchase homes at a reduced price and begin to destroy them and introduce their callous disregard for the well being for the humans around them.
Does this sound familiar? Do you want to read the truth?
17. Darth - April 7, 2009 5:48 PM
Everybody listen carefully!;Hola!
18. tobes - April 7, 2009 6:19 PM
i must admit, i am going to the star trek movie solely for SYLAR'S EYEBROWS
19. Johan - April 7, 2009 6:48 PM
She's at the LA Gun Club. Downtown LA off of Alameda.
20. Jane Goodall - April 7, 2009 7:01 PM
Now that she's commited to beastiality and become part of a North American Street Ape tribe, she's just becoming acclamated to the Street Ape culture of using tools, such as firearms, to aquire items for survival. Either stealing from the humans or depending on handouts from the humans is the only way the Street Apes can survive. Kendra has extremely low self esteem, and is also mentally retarded, which is why she feels that she is not good enough to have sexual relations with humans, and has resorted to beastiality as a last resort.
21. http://www.funderoos.com - April 7, 2009 8:10 PM
She has the same look Private Pyle had on his face right before he put a rifle in his mouth and blew his brains all over the bathroom wall.
22. http://www.funderoos.com - April 7, 2009 8:13 PM
She has the same look Private Pyle had on his face right before he put a rifle in his mouth and blew his brains all over the bathroom wall.
23. Tom K - April 7, 2009 9:05 PM
This wigger bitch is practicing self defense for when her black husband comes home from a long night of drug use and gay sex and decides to take his anger out on her ugly face. Aim high little wigger bitch if you pull the trigger it makes the bad people go away.
24. Lori - April 7, 2009 10:21 PM
"Glenn Beck just grew a boner then immediately started crying and called it a socialist".....
That is one of the funniest lines I've heard in a long time!! [
25. gerard Vandenberg - April 8, 2009 12:24 AM
EUROPEAN girls prefer DILDO's instead.
be honest: WHO YOU PREFER?
26. Cash - April 8, 2009 12:31 AM
Which one is Glenn Beck? Is he the one that talks to himself and pretends to be doing phone interviews? Or is that Mark Henry? I can't keep track of all those assholes, so I just listen to Dennis Miller.
And Kendra, really, a Ruger? I mean I guess it is better then posing with a fucking Glock like every other celebrity looking to flash some 2nd amendment cred does these days.
27. Twinkie - April 8, 2009 1:25 AM
Who the fuck is Kendra Wilson?
28. RichPort's Ghost - April 8, 2009 8:53 AM
I'd shoot her in the face... with my spunk.
29. Glenn - April 8, 2009 9:51 AM
@Gunman - I think you are forgetting about the Ruger 10/22 - the most popular .22 rifle in the world.
30. Jules - April 8, 2009 10:42 AM
Ditto Glenn...love my 10/22
Kendra, darling, finger OFF the trigger while posing for pictures, okay? But I will give you credit for pointing downrange...good girl.
31. Gunman - April 8, 2009 4:02 PM
It's popular. Not sure if it's the most popular (Savage has sold a few...), but it's definitely up there.
I, personally, own a Mini. It's not terrible... which isn't to say it's good.
If you want to keep the kicking down, hand her an AR-15...
(I know... it's an indoors range, and they need to go .22 rimfire...)
The main point of the post, of course, is: I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A BLUNDERBUSS, IT'S HOT TO SEE GOOD LOOKING CHICKS BURNING POWDER...
;)
32. Megs - April 8, 2009 8:22 PM
Nugent / Beck 2012!!
33. celeb - April 9, 2009 4:40 AM
I seldom check her news if without the breaking news on NY MAGAZINE, it is reported her da ting profile is found on C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M by her fan.
34. flyin - April 9, 2009 11:25 PM
oooo, guns! So good for shooting up the estranged wife AND the kids or maybe the nursing home or the immigrant center, that's always a good one. Or maybe the college! Sweet!
35. Fred - April 9, 2009 11:27 PM
If you zoom in far enough, the target says "suburban dork."