Well, this was bound to happen. Tom Cruise's efforts to turn Katie Holmes into a man have officially backfired; she's gone lesbian. Don't believe me? Just look at these pics and tell me with a straight face you'd be genuinely surprised to see Samantha Ronson hop out of Katie's backpack holding hiking boots and promises of teaching gym.
That's what I thought.
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Reader Comments
1. JEFFREY - April 14, 2009 1:32 PM
POOR THING IS SLIPPIN!
2. Marina - April 14, 2009 1:36 PM
First.
I hate Katie anyway.
3. RichPort's Ghost - April 14, 2009 1:37 PM
Somewhere, Rosie O'Donnell is whackin' off...
4. Rough Daddy - April 14, 2009 1:38 PM
I dont believe cruise can coax the dyke out of this girl, she not in the first place!
and heres my reference:
http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm/index/k/katie_holmes/index.htm
5. smarg - April 14, 2009 1:47 PM
She never was a hottie. But now, it doesn't matter...she's his prisoner and sex slave, getting ready for the Martian takeover.
6. Rhialto - April 14, 2009 1:49 PM
I wouldn't recognize her being Katie Holmes.Her mental state looks better though.
7. Nero - April 14, 2009 1:51 PM
Wacko sandals.Does she like foot tickling?
8. teanthor - April 14, 2009 1:51 PM
I don't care how much you bash her. She's still hot.
9. Richard McBeef - April 14, 2009 1:54 PM
@5 Prisoner - yes, Sex slave - no
Butch her up all you want she still doesn't have that cock that Tom craves
TCLTC
ALL HAIL XENU
10. Karen - April 14, 2009 1:56 PM
Since there's no black man in this story, can we assume it's ok to criticize the white girl again?
11. Darth - April 14, 2009 1:57 PM
So what's next? Growing a beard?
12. His Huge Greatness Himself - April 14, 2009 2:03 PM
I'm much,much more handsome than any of those paps overthere.
13. dave - April 14, 2009 2:03 PM
Yeah, the one thing that keeps me from immediately jerking off every time I see her is now gone. Now that you've got me thinking about some chick (yeah even Ronson) muff diving on her means I need some alone time right now.
14. RichPort's Ghost - April 14, 2009 2:06 PM
#11 - Well, Tom Cruise married his beard!
TCLTC
15. Teanthor's Optometrist - April 14, 2009 2:06 PM
#8 Make an appointment with me ASAP. Are you allergic to dogs?
16. Rosie O'Donnell - April 14, 2009 2:10 PM
Fuck, you people are total idiots - they have to be CARGO shorts. We passed that rule a long time ago.
17. Sportsdvl - April 14, 2009 2:11 PM
What an ugly man that is.
18. Dice - April 14, 2009 2:25 PM
Does anyone else remember when she was actually hot? I think I wore out my DVD player pausing a scene in The Gift where she let her funbags fly. What a shame she has turned into the monster above.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
19. catapostrophe - April 14, 2009 2:32 PM
All these comments are extraordinarily witty and interesting--just like The Superficial itself!
It's wild!
Keep up the work, everybody!
20. Eva Destruction - April 14, 2009 2:35 PM
Much as Tom Cruise blumpkins Katie, I want to blumpkin Shoopy after the coffee truck pizza.
21. hahaha - April 14, 2009 2:37 PM
Ahahahaha.
22. Share - April 14, 2009 2:42 PM
I really hate Tom for ruining our little Dawson's Creek girl's life. She finally lost it but I was expecting this for a while now. God help her and Suri. If you have other people or things you hate yoou can share your feelings on my website http://sharehate.blogspot.com You can also read what others hate and why and you will be surprised. I say, check it out.
23. Anonymous - April 14, 2009 2:54 PM
Scientology is a cult. Not a religion. They are complete nutjobs.
24. Cindy - April 14, 2009 3:03 PM
If Katie really has developed skill with the strapon, I bet most Superficial male commenters now find her MORE attractive.
25. Jen - April 14, 2009 3:07 PM
Holy Hell, WTF happened to her?
And LOL to #24.
26. AmeriCanadian - April 14, 2009 3:11 PM
She looks sick or something...Ela e muita doente. (or is it muito? My portuguese is fail.)
27. Sarah - April 14, 2009 3:15 PM
it's official...Tom IS gay and Katie is his new man lover. WOW and she used to be sooo pretty...what a shame
28. LA - April 14, 2009 3:28 PM
What's she doing in Silverlake?
29. Randal - April 14, 2009 3:47 PM
Even though Katie is out on the prowl for Samantha Ronson, she still looks adorable.
Randal
30. Bobaloo - April 14, 2009 4:22 PM
The sad result of achieving her childhood dream of marrying Tom Cruise.
31. NY Ted - April 14, 2009 4:42 PM
Send Tom Cruise to the Somalia Pirates!
Then we can turn poor brain-washed Katie back into a woman again who likes the man meat that Tiny Tom Thumb can't and won't give her!
She used to be such a cute little thing before she married that fucking nut job!
32. le fag - April 14, 2009 4:44 PM
boy's dont cry
KHLTP?
33. B Parkins - April 14, 2009 6:10 PM
Katie looks like every other slob
34. B Parkins - April 14, 2009 6:10 PM
Katie looks like every other slob
35. B Parkins - April 14, 2009 6:10 PM
Katie looks like every other slob
36. joy - April 14, 2009 6:12 PM
time will tell if they stick together
37. Do FreeBird - April 14, 2009 6:46 PM
She looking more like SaMANtha Ronson every day. She's also been looking pretty zombified lately.
38. Dan - April 14, 2009 10:41 PM
I'd make 'er pregnant.
39. Ladodgurs22 - April 15, 2009 12:11 AM
Honestly, I'm suprised it took this long for her to turn into that. Then again, Tom Cruise seems to do this to every women he marries. Katie and Samantha are meant for one another.
40. gerard Vandenberg - April 15, 2009 7:20 AM
I'm sure this look will cause a fight tonight!!
41. Narcissist - April 15, 2009 8:53 AM
There's "slovenly", but it doesn't excuse those things on her feet.
42. mafme - April 15, 2009 10:58 AM
I can dig chicks that dress like this from time to time... but usually they don't have bodies like that or dig the doods.
43. Dirk the Impailer - April 15, 2009 12:21 PM
Tom has done everything he can to make her into a boy clone. He only gets it up for young boys, and has done everything in his power to turn her into a boy look-alike so that he can at least fantasize about boys while ramming it up her ass.
The short hair, the jeans all the time, the no makeup -- she could easily pass for a boy.
What a waste...
44. yuk. - April 15, 2009 12:53 PM
If it weren't for the bag and the shoes, I'd say she looks homeless.
45. freeeky geek - April 15, 2009 3:06 PM
Are these pics of John Meyer?
46. freeeky geek - April 15, 2009 3:06 PM
Are these pics of John Meyer?
47. momof4 - April 15, 2009 7:07 PM
You people are so judgmental! Just because she's dressed like this doesn't mean she's a dike! I dress like that all the time and I have 4 kids and a wonderful husband I'm a long way from a dike! I would NEVER EVER be one.. never judge a book by its cover thats all I gotta say!
48. bertch29 - April 15, 2009 9:25 PM
I am still totally amazed at how much these celebs will pay for clothes that make them look like homeless lesbians. WTF is with those sandals anyway?
49. What the Hell? - April 15, 2009 10:27 PM
Did Tommy Boy remove all the mirrors in their home?
50. Chris - April 15, 2009 11:23 PM
Poor SamKat.
51. poop - April 20, 2009 8:25 AM
ISN'T THAT SAM RO?